Paul – he (Jason) is just throwing a fit …because I don’t know what it is.. he is just upset about something. Alex told me we could do Matt, Kevin, Raven.. so why is she more about getting Kevin out. I said things change and of course if he (Kevin) is throwing Alex’s name out there, then of course she is going to get weird about it. I said what do you care more about, getting Alex upset or keeping someone around that told me to get you out at 6?! I was like he (Kevin) doesn’t have your (Jason) back. He said I know. Alex – I think Kevin still has him by the balls and still feels bad about sh*t. Paul – what do you think AMF should, what do you think we should do? Alex – if Jason does this… that puts AMF in a weird position.
3:00pm Paul is telling Jason the plan for the week
Paul – I was down here talking to Matt and Raven, Alex came in and it was f*ing perfect.
Paul says after talking to MAtt and Raven, Matt was saying “we feel great, I don’t care if I go on the block as long as Ravin’s safe at the end of the day”
Paul has been telling Matt and Raven he thinks Kevin is “Legit” the target.
Paul adds that Alex started shitting on Kevin. After she left MAtt and Raven said they were cool they knew Kevin was the target.
Paul – I was like, YA guys there’s no need to worry
Paul – Josh told them the same thing…
Paul – MAtt wants raven to be Safe..
Paul explains the Veto gets played on Raven they put Kevin up. They play nice with Matt they play nice with Kevin when Thursday rolls around they send Matt home.
Paul – you see it’s better this way… when it’s smooth…
Breaking Spoilers 12:51pm Jason got a litre of Milk in his HOH fridge..
Jason – Milk so fresh the cow doesn’t know it’s missing.. what the f* .. I guarantee the b1tch knows it’s missing you’re tugging on her t1ts
Jason – the best milk you could drink is right outta the t1t (true.. but sounds crude)
10:00am HOH Jason and Kevin are chatting
Paul comes into the HOH
Jason – anything you want in here is yours
Jason goes on about how nice it is to have a HOH room.
Paul points out that Matt and Raven are showering downstairs
Alex comes in “It smells like too much axe”
Jason tells Kevin that he doesn’t have to worry about him or Alex.
Jason – if I was you today..
Production – THE TREE OF TEMPTATION HAS SPRUNG BACK TO LIFE ONCE AGAIN
Josh – I am just tired of confronting people. I am just going to start calling people out. I think I know who the second vote was but I’m not going to say because.. Christmas – obviously not us. Not Paul. It has to be out of the three. It has to have been someone who would have been with chaos. Christmas – I think it was an attempt for a split vote. But I’m the deciding vote and people know I wanted Mark out. I’m pretty certain they want Kevin out though. Matt – we just have to get Kevin on the block. Even if its just because its what the house wants with no intentions of getting him out. We just have to get him up there.
Big Brother Spoilers 3:35pm Jason and Alex
Jason goes over his talk with Mark.
Jason – he’s like, is there any way I can stay
Ja – I’m like no dude you’re too f*ing dangerous I’m sorry
Ja – I said I wish it would have worked out better, And he said Jason, matt and raven are coming for you and Alex.
Ja – he said I never wanted to go against Alex, I never said anything bad about you, you’re my boy
Jason – he said If I (Mark) win I’ll put up Josh and Christmas
Alex doesn’t believe it says Mark is lying..
Alex – he’s faking you idiot
Big Brother Spoilers 11:16am Alex and Jason
Alex – they (M/r) think we’ll be final 5 with you me and Paul
Alex says M/R are getting more and more comfortable they think they are safe.
Jason – they’re gunning for HOH
Alex – they haven’t done sh1t I don’t think they’re ready for it
Jason disagrees says M/R are ready to win that HOH
Alex – if they are they’ll take Kevin out.. (They’re taking out Jason and Paul is helping them. Friendship)
Jason – well that would be awesome
Paul – all I know is that the last season of Big Brother was the longest season and it went on for 99 days and I know they’re not doing the same thing this year. Jason – all I know is that the survivor premiere would be on September 25th but that’s a Monday and that doesn’t make sense. Mark – It wouldn’t be on a Monday. Kevin – September 28th? Paul – that’s what you read that the Survivor premiere was on September 28th? Then it must end the week before. Mark – I think they’re going to tempt you with something later on in the season and if someone takes it, then someone from the jury will come back. Jason – they said there was no one else coming back. Paul – that doesn’t make sense.
10:45am Backyard. Jason and Kevin are walking the yard. Kevin – so everything is fine right? The way we want it? Jason – Damn right! I don’t thing there is any stopping it now. Kevin – unless Matt and Raven win an HOH. Jason – Yeah that would suck. Kevin – because Alex, me, you and Paul… although I haven’t won sh*t. But I can tell you one thing.. if a spelling competition comes up I’ll be ready, that’s for sure. Jason – that’s good. Kevin – as long as the four of us are on the same thing it should be fine. Right?! Jason – yeah. Its seems like there would be no way for it to go wrong but you never want to think that. Kevin – no one is afraid.. at that point its the game you know what I mean. J
Raven talks about Derrick Levasseur (BB16 winner) coming into the house. Raven – Matty is like a block star right now .. its so funny. Three in a row. If you’re going to do it, do it. Christmas – Someone said that was the most peaceful nomination ceremony. Did you say that? I thought about saying Matt I just don’t like you. You’re guilty by association. I was actually having a hard time figure out what I wanted to do. Raven – you did a good job. Raven – I feel like this next competition will be endurance. Christmas – I feel like I won’t be able to compete. Raven – you can’t because you’re HOH. Christmas – Oh yeah.. sometimes I’m just pretty.
Well folks.. Here we are the Double eviction. True to form CBS is treating us to no feeds, “But it will be worth it” they say, hardly. All that juicy awesomeness that happens after the double will be missed. I had some fun with this recap that I know will cause some of you great distress. the comments are there for you to vent at me. It’s just for fun. Enjoy ;)
Here’s how things went down
Jessica was evicted by a near unanimous vote. Cody, of course being her one vote to stay. In case you are wondering Jessica is not coming back, she’s on twitter. Julie also mentioned no Jury members will be returning. So hopefully this means there’s a damper on the late game twists. They’ve done enough damage already.
Big Brother Spoilers 12:44pm Kevin and Jason
Their complaining about Matt and Raven.
jason – that’s why if I win, I’m upsetting the apple cart
Kevin – who you putting up her and Matt (Raven/Matt)
Jason – Matt and Mark
Kevin says everyone is going to tell him “Don’t do that”
Kevin – what the f* man
Kevin says Matt and raven are too comfortable in this game.