Vanessa “I am pretty sure I need to do what I need to do and finish the job here.”

9:40am Big Brother wakes up the house guests. James asks Meg is Vanessa still in the diary room? Meg says f**k! They wouldn’t do us dirty and call her in already? (for the veto ceremony) I would be so pissed if they did that. James says all right I’m going to talk to her. Meg says don’t do what you don’t want to do. James says I have a good speech for her but I was to make sure its genuine. Meg says do what you can. James heads up to the HOH room.
9:53am HOH room – Vanessa says that Meg came up last night with an offer. Its a good offer. I would love to believe it but in big brother I would wonder if its too good to be true. I said I would hear you out.

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James “She better not get me to promise on my little girl or something stupid like that!?”

12am Austin and Steve continue their chess game. Vanessa keeps giving advice and pointers. Vanessa says no no don’t do that. Is there any other move you could do!? Austin figures out another move. Steve says this is bullsh*t! I am sick of this Vanessa non-sense. Shut your mouth!! I do not have to put up with this! Austin says the boy suddenly has a voice. Vanessa asks Austin on his next move – Do you want my advice? Steve says I was playing Austin, not Vanessa! Steve says I want to says this .. I lost this game because of Vanessa. Johnny Mac plays Austin next. Meg joins them to watch.

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Julia “Fun motherf**king dip!” James “Live feeders we don’t need fun dip!”

12:15pm Backyard lock down – Austin says it will probably just be a short lock down. James says the doors might open and there might be something crazy in there. James asks would any of you resign your contract to stay in here for 5 years for 5 million dollars. Vanessa says that’s a really good question. Meg says she wouldn’t, what if you died in here. Julia says she would do it. You would never have to work again. Austin says he would blow through that in a day.

12:25pm Big Brother blocks the feeds and when the feeds return the house guests talk about how there’s a surprise in the storage room.

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JMac “We take out Liz. You get close to Julia, Vanessa gets close to Austin & I get close to James”

10:55am Big Brother wakes up the house guests. The live feeds return to Johnny Mac still out on the backyard hammock. Vanessa is in the kitchen having the breakfast of champions – chips and dip. Johnny Mac and Steve join her in the kitchen. Vanessa says Johnny Mac has been upping his hair gel game. Steve says I have not even attempted to get in the hair gel game. Vanessa contemplates going back to bed. Austin and Liz are up and in the bathroom getting ready for the day. Johnny Mac and Steve head outside. Steve says I think we’re doing well. Just to double check you figured it out but not from me directly. I also mentioned that you would be okay voting out Meg. Johnnny says MmmmhHmm. Steve says if she put a pawn up. That was my way of covering our a$$. Which is true.

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Austin “Their minds aren’t going to be able to comprehend that level of strategy”

12am HOH room – James and Vanessa continue to talk. James says the thing that I did where I withheld information.. I didn’t come to you about Austin. You put me up on the block and I was just kind of hoping it was scratch it even. Like tick for tack. Vanessa says totally! 100% and yeah I’m no matter which way it goes. I need to win comps to stay. James says me too. Vanessa says taking out people who win comps is a big advantage for me. So I feels like a big waste to take out Meg. James says I told her that. Vanessa says I’m not even trying to insult her. She just had surgery! Like wow for even being here.

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