5:50pm Bedroom. Tyler asks Brett if he was the one that took all the mattresses? Brett – yeah and all the cushions. Kaycee – so Brett you took all the mattresses and put it in there? Brett – I made a barricade. I literally didn’t even look for any. I just kept barricading mine. Let those idiots look go look for them. I just going to protect what’s mine. (Smart strategy) Haleigh – I am so mad Brett. I literally went to your spot 4 times! That’s such a good idea Brett. You suck!
6:46pm HOH room. Rockstar & Fes Rockstar – hopefully Tyler is a man of his word. Fes – what did he say? Rockstar – I said he wouldn’t be up here if I didn’t help him. I didn’t help him on purpose. Don’t f**k me Tyler. Don’t f**k me! He said I won’t. I definitely didn’t throw it, I am just an idiot! I am just a f**King dumba$$! A f**king dumbass. Fes – we’ll figure it out. Worst case scenario he doesn’t use it, you don’t go home. Why would anyone vote you out? They will just throw you on the block next week. Rockstar – I guess. F**King Idiot!
2:35pm HOH room. Kaycee and Angela. Kaycee – now Scottie has the $5000. Angela – it all would have worked out perfectly. If anything I am mad at myself. I kept this and through away $5000 to keep Tyler safe. Kaycee – it would have happened naturally. Tyler would have taken himself off. And you still had ower to do hat ever you wanted. Now they’ve put so much trust in you, now they probably know its a thing. Angela – no I don’t think so. Kaycee – yes. Brett was like now they know they’re working together. Because he is on the block and he puts so much trust in you.
5:42pm When the feeds return – Fes is walking into the bathroom with the veto around his neck. Bay – how are you doing? Fes – I don’t know. Bay – don’t be upset this is a very tough position to be in. Rockstar joins them. Rockstar – best case scenario you tell her (Sam) who you want up. JC joins them. JC – You’re the veto queen! Haleigh joins them. Haliegh – your so smart. I got half of them right and I guessed on one. Fes – where’s my trip to Greece man!
4:30pm Storage room. Brett and Winston. Winston – I say we go up there in the middle of the night just you and me. We ring the door bell and wake him up and have a meeting just us three. And we lay out a strategic plan till the end and I’m talking to the end with this kid. Its the only way he go for it. And I’m talking somehow, some way over the next few days if he’s decided to use the veto on you. He has no one right now. I have it in my back pocket that he lied to the entire alliance that he voted for me. I will shut up and not spread that if you backdoor Kaitlyn. I’m talking about 3am.
7:39pm Storage room – Tyler and Kaitlyn. Kaitlyn – can we have a discussion? Tyler – of course. Kaitlyn – come to my room later. Kaitlyn leaves. JC enters the storage room. JC tells Tyler that when they were waiting for the results Swaggy was behind him and kept saying there is no way you (Tyler) won it. I kept going go Tyler! And he was like WHAT?! He was totally not rooting for you. We will talk more about it later.
2pm – 6:40pm Paul has the veto around his neck. The veto competition was the BB Comics comp. Paul – Potty mouth?! For sure my mom is pissed!! I feel like you guys cussed way more than me this year. Josh – I am pissed how I f**ked up on Mark’s. Paul – you’re stupid you should have done everything except for Mark and then hit the buzzer, switched it, hit the buzzer one after another. Josh – that’s what I did at the end.
At this point Josh is starting to get worried about how Paul is playing, he feels that Paul is making game moves that really only benefits Paul’s game. Josh confronts Xmas about this but she doesn’t buy it, sounds like she thinks she can beat Paul in the final 2. Xmas and Paul continue to reinforce Josh telling him that Paul playing the middle is best for them all. The tell Josh if Alex wins the HOH Paul can manipulate her to take out Kevin or Raven instead of Josh/Xmas. Josh is worried that Jason/Alex will be pissed at him when he votes Jason out after telling them he was voting Kevin out. Josh is worried about jury votes, he’s worried about making enemies, and he likes Alex/Jason and doesn’t want to be a dick.
When the live feeds return – Paul is wearing the veto around his neck. He heads to the storage room where Alex is dancing. Alex – safety! Paul comes in and says what the f**k I was trying. I was hot and overheating. I was like dude I can’t do this anymore. Slap, punch, punch, punch. Alex – I looked at Jason and asked is he telling me to throw it or not throw it. Paul – No yeah. Alex – he told me to go for it. Paul – I don’t know why he would say that. I’m going to pull you off.
When the feeds come back the house is destroyed! They’re heading into the back bedroom. Christmas – we don’t even have a bed! Paul you did this didn’t you?! Paul – no … well yes some of it. Josh – I flipped a bed. Christmas – who did all this? Paul – All of us us we had to. Paul – where was yours Raven? Raven – in this couch cushions. Like in the cushions. Paul – f**king smart man. Matt found mine. It was in a shirt and then inside my jacket. Paul tells Raven good job. Paul – I don’t understand the Matt thing. Raven – because they wanted to leave it. Paul – he said I don’t know why you guys had to tear apart the s#x room. That was very unnecessary.
All of the house guest Paul – that’s the comp that everyone wants to win but it f**King sucks a$$. Matt – I would rather do the wall comp. Kevin – everyone had their own way of doing it. It was a lot of fun. Very entertaining.
HOH room – Jason is showering. Paul comes up and says good work bud! I was chilling right behind you. Just in case you slipped. I am glad you went for the little one because last year I couldn’t get mine out.
Well folks.. Here we are the Double eviction. True to form CBS is treating us to no feeds, “But it will be worth it” they say, hardly. All that juicy awesomeness that happens after the double will be missed. I had some fun with this recap that I know will cause some of you great distress. the comments are there for you to vent at me. It’s just for fun. Enjoy ;)
Here’s how things went down
Jessica was evicted by a near unanimous vote. Cody, of course being her one vote to stay. In case you are wondering Jessica is not coming back, she’s on twitter. Julie also mentioned no Jury members will be returning. So hopefully this means there’s a damper on the late game twists. They’ve done enough damage already.