Big Brother 13 Spoilers – Jordan lost the Food Comp, She starts bawling calls everyone a floater

3:30 pm Jordan and Jeff in havenots Jordan is crying because the house is full of floaters (Funny how Jordan of all people is saying this) Jordan says she can’t trust Shelly anymore and she thinks Lawon is like Kevin. She doesn’t feel like anyone in the house is doing anything and once Jeff and Rachel are left every one is going to float to the end. Jordan adds that “they” are all trying to make Rachel look like the one that’s causing all the Drama. Jordan calls Porsche useless “All she does is walk around in a bathing suit” Jordan: “I know we can do it we did it last time but I just feel bad” Jeff tries to make her feel better tells her that it’s just the 2 of them they have to just look after themselves.

Jordan says Dani hasn’t done anything in the house she had a golden key in the beginning and all she did was sit around. Jordan goes on and on about how BLANK Dani is and how cocky she it to Jordan and Rachel. Jordan thinks dani has done nothing in this game all she did was tried was concoct a stupid plan to backdoor jeff and it failed now she’s angry at them all.

Jordan is pissed says she can’t trust Shelly anymore can’t trust Lawon. Jordan points out that it’s so obvious that Kalia wanted Jordan to loss the comp. (LOL whats the difference between what you did last night?) Jeff is keeping his cool cool telling her that she’s hit the rough things will get better. Jordan is saying she wants to leave.

Jeff is pissed also but he’s holding it back.. calls the rest of the player int he house “SICK BLANK” he doesn’t want Jordan to talk about her problems to anyone in the house only him they are just in it together now. Jeff says Dani is an evil person outside this house and they need to just relax and enjoy their time here. (no wizard powers for you this year JJ you’ll need to play to win.. i hope)
Jordan mentions that she not going to step foot in the HOH this week nor is she going to talk to Kalia. Jeff thinks she should just keep a cool head about it all.

3:38pm HOH Kalia and Shelly I BLANKyou NOT shelly is giving Kalia the same straight shooter speech she gave JJ week one BLANK AWESOME LOL LOL

Kalia wants a deal for next week with Shelly, shelly accepts tells her that she respects Kalia and wants to play the game with Kalia. Straight shooter feeds her buckets of BLANK about how Kalia is a strong competitor and she’s got Kalia’s back next week. Straight Shooter whats a young person to walk away from this experience and have it change their lives. Straight Shooter continues with buckets upon buckets of steaming lies. Tell Kalia that it’s not about the money it’s an experiment for her she wants to see if the game can be played with integrity and respect.

Kalia explains to Straight shooter that Porsche has no alliance with them they haven’t been trying to get her it’s her own alliance that is puling Porsche out. Kalia mentions that they tried to get Porsche’s vote to save DOm but she wouldn’t do it she was loyal to JJBR and because JJBR thought Porsche was making side deals they are cutting her loose.

Kalia and Shelly start talking about Rachel being the type of person that needs constant validation. Kalia: “The only person that gives her constant praise and validation was Brendon and now he’s gone” shelly agrees says Rachel has been coming to her lately and she’s done with it she’s not going to stand around playing Brendon for Rachel.

Kaila says she won’t cry if Jeff goes home but Jeff is not her target she wants Rachel gone.. Shelly mentions that they can’t call her a floater anymore. Kalia never thought she was a floater.

Shelly doesn’t think Jeff, Jordan and Rachel are playing it very smart by saying they are not going to come up to the HOH room this week. (Apparently, JJR declared after losing the COMP that they will not visit Kalia in the HOH. LOL) Shelly suggests to Kalia that they form an alliance DANI, KALIA and SHELLY 3 person alliance to the end. Kalia thinks it might be a plan. (straight shooter shooting Straight) Shelly wants a final 3 with them… Shelly wants to know if Kalia is rich because shelly wants the money to go to someone who needs the money. Kalia swears on her family that she is in need of the money. Kalia says her family is well off but she is on her own and barely making ends meet. … Cams switch

(Shelly is one sneaky slimy straight shooter i love it)

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thats not like jord to cry and complain and name call. 🙂


Because you’ve always seen her doing well! I think shes a brat




Every one of the girls in the house have cried and complained. This is the first time this season that Jordan has cried, and right away we get tons of negative comments about her. Unreal! Maybe she’s being overly sensitive because PMS? We females know what thats like…they have to deal with it right in front of the cameras 24/7….think about how hard that is and be a little more simpathetic : )


I think it’s got a lot more to do with slop than anything else. The girl hates it and here she is again. For gosh sakes, don’t give her fish again this week, America. 😉


Jordan would love to have Catfish.


I think Rachel is rubbing off on Jordan


Oh my god is it just me or is anyone else gaining respect for Shelly I don’t know how she’s done It but she’s lied to everybody in this house and still nobody clues in I don’t get it.. Its amazing she has final 3 deals with everybody in the house and none of them know I can see her making the final 4 atleast now


OM gosh Jordon. She’s doing a Rachael. Kalia needs to talk to Rachael. Ask her if there is anyone that should go up for eviction that has betrayed Kalia. Come on. Just spill Rachael.. You’ll be safe…


My mother always told me that you are who you hang around with. Perfect example. I’m really shocked at jordon’s behavior!


I’m not shocked. It’s not at all her typical behavior but good Lord how many weeks has she been on slop? Plus trying to listen to Rachel all damn day? I’d be crying and bitching, too.


LOL Jeff and Jordan have rachel syndrome now. I wish they would get over themselves. God they were in power for 3 weeks straight. The newbies didnt act nearly as pathetic as they are in terms of attitude.


the house must be getting to Jordon she never cries or complains.


I hate Jordon. She is worse then Rachel.


Rockstar, catch a clue, how in the hell is Jordan worse than Rachel, what are you watching??


because Jordon is fake. Just like her fake boobs and her sweetie pie attitude when she is winning but the devil when she is not. You know Rachel is going to lose it, you don’t believe Jordon will, thus, she is worse.

BB Fan 5

Yah ok….sorry but that’s just a ridiculous statement. Maybe she is being a baby, but she is nothing like Rachel

Scallywag in Canada

I agree Rockstar…I never was nor ever will be a fan of Jeff and Jordan. To be honest the hypocrisy of these makes me nauseous. I’m kinda glad to see the game get to her since she comes across as to dumb to care. I really think JJ believe they are better than everyone and her losing brings her down a couple pegs. Vote for Dom to come back….want to see him kick Jeff’s ass out of the house!!


Yeah for scallwag!!! Sending much love to all those smart Anti-Jordon Fans!!!


I dont have the feeds and im not sure what exactly has been clarified but is it possible that jordan is extremely upset because the nomination ceremony happened immediately after the have not comp (that might help explain why the feed were out for 3 hours) and jeff and rachel are on the block?!


If Shelly makes it to the final 3 this season I will be shocked. I am already shocked that they are buying her BS. She has a good strategy though I may try it if I ever get on. CSL. Clean smoke and Lie


too funny 🙂


I think they gave Kalia the belt in her hoh basket so Rachel can end it all 🙂

Karen S

OMG LOL (that shouldn’t be funny) But… maybe it was to make it look like an accident? ahem~ We expect this bs from Rachel.. but now that Jeff and Jordan are doing it too.. *shrugs* I don’t care which of the 3 go home.


I’m all for Jeff & Jordan but what are they thinking? They’ve been here before, they’ve been down and out worse than this so what is the deal? You can’t just not go up to the HOH, you have to kiss ass, that’s part of the social game. I’m rooting for JJ to stay at least a couple more weeks because they are entertaining on the live feeds but they need to get their heads out of their asses NOW. I hope Rachel goes the hell home and I hope Cassi comes back and we see a feud between her and Dani, that would be awesome!


Watching Jordan fidget with her hair while starring off into space with this blank look on her face is riveting. Your right, they are awesome on the live feeds, NOT.


exactly!!! people love Jordon but she is a waste of BB space. Every once in a while she lets loose and says something funny but those instances are few and far between and honestly, I don’t have that much time.


agree, she’s definitely not as bad as rachel, but she’s been hanging out with her a lot, she’s on slop again, and she’s having pms. i think next week, she’ll be back to being a sweetheart.


what in the world happened at this food comp! Everyone who was in a so called alliance is now running in all different directions! Cant wait till Sunday to watch!

Uncle Cool

Shelly is a straight shooter and will probably shoot herself straight in the foot when everyone compares notes about her.

Right Ronnie?

The Masterpiece Chris Masters

Not Jordan!!! The disease known as “The Rachel” is spreading.


Come guys, pull some together. Jeff and Jordan. Just win the PoV. Get rid of Rachel.


Are the have nots Jordan, Jeff and Rachel??


Jordan seems to have a little bit of RacHELLitis.

Nobody likes me. Everybody hates me. I’m gonna eat some worms.

Psst Jordan… Dani saved your ass last week (had she told KL to vote you out, you’d be gone) and Kalia’s gonna do the same this week for Jeff. You will get what you wanted, to spend the summer with Jeff. So what’s your beef again?

ILL WILL *Cult of Personality*

Jeff & Jordan’s TRUE COLORS are shining this season, Rockstar was right about them alll along, people who hated on her for telling the truth needs to apologize.

The Masterpiece Chris Masters

Long ones slimy ones short fat juicy ones


Agreed. CBS has to be hating the idea of this season. Their most feared duo, half was gone before the first BBAD. Their most hated, well they are living up to the billing. But their most beloved duo are showing us their warts. And I for one, am happy to see it. Nobody is as sweet as they try to sell Jordan as. They won’t show any of this in their CBS show, as they try to maintain JJ’s image, but I have seen enough to know that their critics are and were dead on about JJ, most of us just wasn’t looking closely enough. But this season, they aren’t able to hide their true colors.


Bows to ILL WILL. finally someone appreciates the awesomeness that is me. haha


Dani must think she has won the game already let’s remember brendon can still get voted back in the game even when rachel is nominated she can still win the veto dani I think has over shot herself this early in the game if she thinks kalia & lawon will continue to win competitions in this game


LMAO at the house meeting to throw grenades at Dani, all the bullying to get people to throw Comps employed by JJ/BR. Its coming to bite them in the ass now.


Triple S at it again I see


Jordan needs to stop hanging around Rachael…. her crazyness is rubbing off on her!!!!!!


Thats exactly what i was going to say lol, plus shes on slop for 2 weeks now that sucks, ill probably go crazy too


And…unless Jeff is a HN this week also, she won’t be able to sleep with her honey….I’d be upset too if that’s the case.


Anonymous was right. You need to stop hanging around with Rachel. She is a Virus and start winning challenges. What happen to Jordan I know from BB11? Come on and win.


Maybe being controlled by Jeff is taking it’s toll.


so is Shelly playing Dani and Kalia or is she def on their side now??


Probably both…..she’ll be with whoever has the numbers and power….very very smart lady.


That shelly is a real leatherfaced mamba. Deadly.


I lol’ed so hard at this… and now I can only read it in Steve Irwin voice. The deadly Leatherfaced Mamba 🙂


Thanks Kaila, Now Jeff and Jordan is really pissed. JJ pulled yourself together and fight. don’t let them get to you. Over come the odds and win.


If Shelly wins she will have to go down as one the best players in BB history.


No JJ, keep it together. You’re starting to sound RB!!!!!! I don’t want JJ to win (team Dani!!) but I hope to hell you don’t start having your own “nervous breakdown”, like R pretends to have every two minutes!

Shelly, Shelly. Shelly! I’ll give this to her, her BOWEL MOVEMENTS are like clock work! You can set your watch to them!! Holy shit!

Karen S

Wow! snivelers! whiners! and just ewwwww @ shelly! ugh~

Rachel Is Boy George

Clean Smoke Lie! might take her to the half million dollars, if Shelly can win this game she is going into the big brother hall of fame for this gameplay


omg and here I thought Kalia and Dani had finally got things under control, and BOOOM. Of all the people in the house, shnawrly crapshooter Shelly is the last person they should make a deal with… she’s more useless than even lawon, for crying outloud. This is sad, take 1 step forward and 3 steps back.


Dani made some kind of remark and jordan got upset thats why she is crying


I agree people are forgetting that when JJBR were sitting pretty they were gloating and looking for people to kiss their butts…now that they aren’t in control it’s this BIG conspiracy. PUH-LEASE…as for Shelly ol girl is either really smart or really dumb!! I don’t know how she is getting away with just playing both sides??? What Kalia needs to do is get Jeff out of there…once he is gone Jordan and Rachel will be good for nothing!!


Everyone is talking about how amazing Shelly’s game is and she will go in big brother’s hall of fame if she wins….SERIOUSLY, you all see she’s playing both sides, running to the power, its only a matter of time before someone calls her out on it then she goes home.


Yup! The pot is calling the kettle black (no racial impmications intended).

One word JJ: hypocrisy!!


i kind of feel bad for jeff and jordan,they got screwed big time this season,first they come in and have to align with brendon rachel dick daniel,then dick leaves,then daniel flips,then there stuck with bi polar rachel,then shelly and adam stab them in the back at first chance,this is just not there i hope lawon wins and the newbies take out daniel and kalia for karma.thats why the bragade is still the best alliance,they stuck together ,not like these people this season they change every week,there crazy.


Please if there is a big brother god, send Shelly back to the pond she swam out of. Her lips have been kissing so much butt lately, they’ve grown to gianormous proportions..


ya whatever she won the last HOH the one that count it

Love for JJ

Jordan hasn’t eaten anything besides pickles in a week, cut her some slack. The Have Not food has been absolutely disgusting, I mean, sardines and seaweed, thats just cruel. She’s probably starving and being emotional. I do not think its fair to say she is like Rachel.


Also any type of fish makes Jordan sick. I feel really bad for her.


BBX – calling you out and sending you love.

Big Brother Fan:)

Love I agree with you they should stop feeding Jordan slop for 2 weeks But its part of a game.And if I was living in the Big Brother House and i was on slop for about 3 or 4 weeks I would be going home because i could not sit there and eat slop and die its just not right.You got the Have-not comp. Pov comp.HOH comp.and then someone evicted I MEAN COME ON ITS JUST NOT RIGHT FOR THE HAVE-Not comp to be like everyweek.But like I said its just a game its part of it period end of conversation.

omg is it over yet

I’m guessing thats why she is very emotional as well,,, her not eatting 4 the week & being a have~not again this week is probably getting to her,,, I know it would get to me as well,,, I’d b crying 2 lolol


That’s pretty sad for you!


yes, she won half a mill and bought her mom a house!!! Lighten up!! If I had to eat slop and couldn’t eat the extra food I would pretty cranky too. Is she supposed to be happy 100%? JJ play a personal game to an extent and I think having to hang with BR showed Jordan at least how fracking nasty people can be. She’ll get over it and I for one am still rooting for those two!




I am hoping Jeff and Jordan come in first and second. Give Jordan a break, the slop gives her horrible gas. Nothing but dill pickles. Dani saying a nasty remark to her, I feel so bad for her. You all are fast to condemn Jordan but not Dani for her hateful remarks. She has some very nasty comments.

omg is it over yet

Knew that lying, backstabbing, uglyass bitch would be kissin so much azzz & trying to make deals as soon as the power shifted,,, I so hope she finally gets caught & called out on all her (str8 shooting),,,, Ugggggggg


Wow jordan is acting like a sore loser, bitching about people just because she lost a food comp. but none of this will be on tv because jordan is americas sweet heart


love you Sarah. I’m joining you with Jordon hate. Send her home now. Enough of Jordon.


Shelly is full of crap! I am a mom and I know that Shelly would NOT be on the show without the possibility of winning the money. Moms like vacations from their kids (like a weekend, not the summer). No GOOD mother leaves their child for the whole summer for ‘an experiment’. This makes ME officially HATE Shelly.
I personally don’t mind players lying to each other but what Shelly is doing pretty bad.
OH NO!!! Rachoe is contageous. I did not know that being emotionally unstable was catchy. Jordan stay the F away from Rachoe. Jeff, wake up and get back in the game……please!


I totally agreed! Jeff, Please stay away of Rachel. Same thing to Jordan. Stay away of from Rachel. She is a drama queen.


I agree. I would never leave my dog for the whole summer so leaving your child is punishable by a severe egging in my book.


Len your my new best friend. I agree with absolutely everything you said . Either way Jeff or Rachel get evicted, someone comes back Dom by America , or Brendon due to Production tampering with votes. Then Rachel or Jeff just come back and bit kalia in the ass.


You tamper with those votes, Production! You just go ahead and do it 🙂


Poor Jordan…She is so good all the time. It must be real bad in house. 🙁


Bring back Cassi or Brendon! I do NOT want to see Dominic back in. I hated Dani when she was with Dominic. Now I kind of like her again. She’s a better player without Dominic! If Dominic comes back in, Dick said it best – she’ll just lay in bed with him and giggle and flirt the whole game and get pissed and emotional when things don’t go their way. I don’t ever want to hear Dani’s winey voice ever again! It killed me in her original season!


Bring back Dom NOT brendon all brendon will do is bully people and take clueless Rachel to the final 2 with here and those fools don’t Desevre to win half a million dollars


I personally think Cassie is above this show. (Sorry bb)
She is GA GA georgeous and shehas a pretty stunning career going for her.
I am happy for any of them coming back with one exception for brendumb. Brendumb can come back if rachoe leaves.


Come on Jordan, I hope you bring out the bad side of yourself and go crazy on all them B****’s!!!!!!!


Shelly needs to go home LIKE now! She is the ugliest phony bitch I have ever seen.
Kalia is annoying as all hell
Both of them just need to go but sadly the cocky Kalia is HOH 🙁

I am praying Brendon comes back to shake up the house and get those newbies shitting their pants and running!
Who needs to go home this week is either Porsche (nothing but a pretty face) , or Shelly , or even Rachel but Brendon NEEDS to come back!
if the house is just full of floating newbies you can definitely count me out of watching the show because it will be pointless and full of ugly fake ass ANNOYING bitches.

JJ forever <3 you people are heartless on here who don't like Jeff and Jordan..


its ok for jeff and jordan to back stab people, its ok for them to bitch about other people its ok for them to be sore losers because they’re cute right? I loved jj in season 11 but this year they are both dumb ass floaters.


I liked them two seasons ago when they were likeable. Now they come back in feeling that they are entitled to win. And how dare anyone else be playing the game. Jeff’s attitude sucks this year. And being that dumb is only cute for so long, now its just annoying. Yeah, I am done with these two. Don’t care to see them on my TV anymore. Besides, once you get past their looks, there’s really not much to those two. Pretty boring.


Vote in Cassi or Brendon! I do NOT want to see Dominic come back in the house. I hated Dani when she was with Dominic. Now I kind of like her again. If Dominic comes back in the house (Dick said it the best) she’ll just lay in bed with him and giggle and flirt. Then she’ll get all emotional and pissy when things don’t go their way. She’ll make it personal (even though she denies it). I like hard core robot Dani. She is a much better player without him. And I do not want to hear her winey voice come back out again like it did in her original season! Ugh. CASSI!!!!!


Karma?!! Erm pretty sure Dani tried to turn on her alliance first and then Kalia was hoping to get back into J/J’s graces after lying abt the whole Jeff backdoor plan. Trust me 100%….absolutely no chance that CBS wil allow the couples to be split up this early. Ratings will just dip. Cos Dani has fans but nowhere clost o J/J and being aligned with Kalia who everyone hates will portray them as the “mean girls” – the dark side no pun intended. J/J will stay this week and I bet somehow Rachel does too. And I wouldn’t be surprised at all if somehow by some weird wacky thing that Brendon comes back.


Even with the favorable edit I don’t think J/J are that popular this year. It annoys me when people revise history and say the ratings went through the roof because of them…. um no actually the ratings went through the roof when Chima flipped out… then again when Russell flipped out.

ILL WILL *Cult of Personality*

Ummm whats a “master politician”? I thought they all were idiots. ;-p


Funny how Kalia thought she was NEVER a floater. Oh that’s right she floated all the food right into her mouth!


I think the house just gets to certain people.


why did they put Jeff up they should of put porshe up with rachel but now stupid kalia puts up Jeff which has done nothing to kalia


who did she put up???

Porche's Gut

Wow, rooting against JJ from here on out. This is a perfect senerio where the loss of power effects people. They always say better to not have, then to have and lose it.

On a good note, we can watch Porche grow bigger another week. If Porch stays being a have, she will be borrowing Kalia clothes.


He got it because some chicks gone boners for him. Yuk!