Straight Shooter about Rachel “right now she could be dieing of thirst in the desert and I wouln’t p!ss in her mouth. “


7:32pm Rachel and Brendon Rachel is saying they should campaign hard on Kalia, every second they are in the Big Brother House they need to be working on Kalia. Rachel thinks there is a chance. Rachel says Brendon needs to be polite and boast Kalia’s ego up (it worked for straight shooter). Rachel comments that Kalia has no idea what she is doing in big brother. Rachel adds if Brendon can get in good with Kalia he’ll be fine this week. Rachel: “Keep saying she’s a competitor .. keep telling her you respect her… keep saying that she got screwed for her HOH” Brendon isn’t sure but Rachel keeps telling him he needs to tell Kalia that he’ll work with her till the end but be on opposite sides. (Sounds a lot like the deal they offered Dani) Brendon brings up talking to Porsche. Rachel: “Porsche she’s become my number one enemy”. Brendon says he’s sure that it’ll be a phsycial competitions Rachel has a good chance to win it. rachel swears she won’t be flustered this time.. she’ll win it. Rachel wants Brendon to really start working Dani hard because she’s thinking it’ll be 3/3 split and Dani will be the final vote. Brendon says he wishes they would of won the POV.

Brendon Heads in to get coffee.

Jordan comes out and they start talking about votes. Rachel thinks it’ll be a 3/3 split and isn’t sure what Dani will do. Jordan thinks because of what was said in DAni’s nomination speech, “I’m going to finish what I stated” that Dani is going to want BRendon gone. Jordan does agree it’ll be 3/3. Rachel asks about Adam vote, Jordan thinks it’s going to keep Shelly, rachel mentions that POrsche is a lost cause to. Jordan : “If we don’t win HOH this week we should just pack our bags and go home” Rachel: “either you, me or jeff need to win it.. we can’t have Adam win it”

8:42pm Backyard Kalia running another Pilates class (twilight zone time again on the feeds)

9:05pm Kitchen Shelly and Dani (This is wicked Straight Shooter go !!)
(dani has been hanging around Shelly a lot)
Shelly talking about Rachel and how big of a liar she is.
Shelly: “I hate liars.. Shoot Straight .. just Shoot Straight to me”
Shelly :”Just Shoot me straight it’s not a problem”
Shelly: “And don’t lie to other people.. if the game is that important.. then whatever.. does it really boil down to that having to lie”
Shelly: “right now she would be dieing of thirst in the desert and I wouldn’t piss in her mouth. ”

Porsche joins them.. Shelly does some more straight shooter talk..

(Shelly has turned up her Rachel smack talk big time around Porsche/Dani and Kalia)

9:20pm Hotdog eating contest prep. Adam Vs Brendon.

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Mike
Mike

The best part of this season is gonna be watching straight shooter suck rachels dick next week when she wins hoh. It’s gonna be priceless.

PixelGray
PixelGray

I hope shelly goes home. She is dellusional and apparently has a personality disorder and CAN believe her own lies. Also, she is great a crying at command. So irritating!!!

Wayne
Wayne

I hope somehow shelly goes home. I dare to dream.

AngelaM
AngelaM

Shelly is vile..I hope once she leaves, she goes online and see how disliked she really is. She probably doesn’t realized how she looks to people. Shes an embarrassment herself and her family..

Nonya
Nonya

I can’t stand her. I to hope that she does see how much of a kniving bitch American knows she is.
I wonder what her bosses and clients must think.
Your are right, she is an embarrassment to herself and her family. Especially her daughter. WOW! I’ll bet her little friends won’t be coming over. Who would want their kids around some so disgusting and evil. I can’t stand her!

mesays
mesays

I am waiting patiently when Julie Chen has the living room meeting, calls on Shelly to watch and then CBS does a replay of Shelly, Rachel and Brendon’s conversation. You know….the one that Shelly seems to have forgotten about? Please CBS, show that vid snippet?,…. PULEEEEEEEZE.

falku2
falku2

Maybe the new drinking game should be when Brenden tells Rachel to control your emotions. Seriously!!! Break up already

Drew
Drew

Yes! I love SS’s quote here!

katie
katie

screw you shelly i hope you get voted out

Fuzz the wise guy
Fuzz the wise guy

I knew you were gonna use that as the tittle of the post.

Michelle
Michelle

First!

No wait, second!

No third!

Fourth!

Fifth!

Top ten!!!

Midwest Fan
Midwest Fan

LOL

Midwest Fan
Midwest Fan

Is Shelley practicing interviewing for a new job?
After her stay on BB, I can’t imagine SSS as an Executive for any company.

Patrizio
Patrizio

Where did I read that her company removed her name and bio from its online masthead?

RC24
RC24

I’m hoping the Brenda goes home so I can hear more straight shooting.

BB4ME
BB4ME

I was listening to the lying maniac while she was down on her knees cleaning. She’s unnaturally obsessed with Rachel. I think Psychologist call it ‘projection’. She’s the liar but she’s projecting it all on Rachel.

I love all this talk about the who’s going home. It always ramps up to a fever pitch by Weds. I’m still thinking Brendon is going home again. Remember,statistically speaking,he has the disadvantage. Returning players usually go right back out the door.

Nonya
Nonya

I personally think bitch face is really a man an is obsessively in love with Rachel.

I would love to see Brendon stay and get her the hell out. I can stand her Skeletor looking face. The bitch look like the crypt keeper from Goose Bumps the show.

R.J
R.J

I dont love or hate Shelly, im indifferent really but that was one o the best lines of this season so far. I like her more now lol…

bbfanmo
bbfanmo

I agree with RJ..I like Shelly more now! haha she is saying all the things America wants to say to Roach!

Olivia
Olivia

I am honestly seeing a change in kalia when it comes to her eating habits. She’s eating less junk. I really think she’s trying to do something. She exercising a lot more I think it’s awesome. Hopefully the fat jokes will come to an end soon

BB4ME
BB4ME

Kalia might be the biggest girl in the house, but she really isn’t fat. She’s chubby at best.

DR
DR

K & P are trying to get in shape for the next HoH comp they’ve said.

Stephie
Stephie

Aw that was a really nice post

Fuzz the wise guy
Fuzz the wise guy

Brendon is such a tool he looks like a UCLA billboard, he’s not even getting paid for the PR

Jennifer
Jennifer

Jeff and weiners, Funny pic. again yummy Jeff and weiners aka hot dogs

DR
DR

SIMON – how much alcohol did HGs get tonight seeing more than 1 bottle of wine being passed around??

ILL WILL
ILL WILL

Rachel about the hotdogs

Do you need a condom?

*DEAD*

Jennifer
Jennifer

I love it! hell yea a condom for Count Ugula or it’ll shrivel up

whatutalkinaboutwillis
whatutalkinaboutwillis

Thanks to Dani, at least fans of the show have had no clue of what was or is going on this week. Otherwise this cast is completely boring.

case
case

Does anyone else think the “humilitard” was originally intended for Kalia?

Stephie
Stephie

Yes I do!! I said that the other day…. That I find it weird how OBB had a dunce cap on Kalia, and we had a dicussion awhile back about Dani wearing a “I’m with stupid” shirt.
Yep that humilitard was Kalia Made

Anonymous
Anonymous

Haha that’s great!!!. Dani SHOULD have a shirt that says ‘ I’m with stupid ‘ that’s always pointing to Kalia.

Case
Case

Right!! And this page has gone nuts saying give the HG more alcohol, and tonight they seem hammered

tj
tj

Umm Rachel put on your thinking cap. You are 1 vote for brendon. If Jordan doesn’t think you can get to three that means Jordan and Jeff are not voting for Brendon to stay! Idiot

tj
tj

Haha nevermind Jordan just lied and said it would be 3-3 funny because I know she never “lies” but anyway Jordan and Jeff won’t vote Brendon to stay unless they think he has the votes they won’t expose themselves to Shelly.

R.J
R.J

Brenda didnt have a chance, Team Bacon used to be like 400 pounds, that was like an appetizer, he is still waiting for the main course….

DR
DR

Adam -‘wins HOH!!! Oh, wait, meant hot dog eating contest against B. If only A could compete that well in actual HoH competitions.

BB4ME
BB4ME

Maybe when he’s on the block again, that type of contest will come up in the POV. If so,hands down he’s the winner.

DR
DR

After seeing him inhale those dogs tonight, absolutely!

ILL WILL
ILL WILL

NO way brenda could’ve beaten Adam, he used to be big, even though he lost the weight you never ever lose that appetite

bigbro17
bigbro17

Adam wins!!!!!!!!

Stephie
Stephie

I wonder what Dani’s peeps think about her suddenly spending all this tine with SS. Or what anyone thinks about it for that matter. Has anyone caught any chit chat about that?

ILL WILL
ILL WILL

Shelly: “right now she would be dieing of thirst in the desert and I wouldn’t piss in her mouth.

Umm I wouldn’t want anyone to piss in my mouth neither, I wouldn’t even piss in my mouth if I was dehydrated in the desert, I’d just die

BB4ME
BB4ME

Shelly has been watching too much of Bear Grylls ‘Man vs.Wild’. He’s the only one I’ve seen drinking urine to quench thirst.

Not Meg
Not Meg

Mother of the year strikes again. That’s a pretty nasty picture she just gave us. Yuck!

Nonya
Nonya

LOL. I agree.

Nonya
Nonya

I telling ya crypt keeper is a man and with that mouth belongs in the wild.

LoveBRani
LoveBRani

True! Shelly needs a psychologist! What sick freak would want to drink her pee? YUCK! That women is crazy who’d want that EWWWWWWWWWW! She just made me puke!…LITERALLY!

Nonya
Nonya

LOL.

Anonymous
Anonymous

shelly is the biggest hypocrite i have ever witnessed

Olivia
Olivia

She definitely is. She keeps saying people are liars as if she wasn’t lying the whole time up until she got caught. Shes the type of person who thinks she can do no wrong but is always so quick to judge everyone else

Not Meg
Not Meg

Yeah she is. I wonder if all that straight shooting shot holes in her memory and she forgot she tried making that final 3 deal with BR.

Nonya
Nonya

Yeah, I’m sure this isn’t Pinocchio’s 1st rodeo.
I’ll bet she’s pulled this shit with staff and clients.

Patrizio
Patrizio

Youve got to wonder if her boss is watching this and going, hmmmmmmmmm? Her abject denial of lying seems a very tried and true defense for her.

TheKnowItAll
TheKnowItAll

Unbelievable. I actually can’t believe, Shelly, a grown ass women – and those wrinkles can testify the length of time she has been on this planet – would be so mean and so disgusting towards someone who IS ONLY TELLING THE TRUTH.

Shelly needs to pack her bags, and take the first plane to Josie and her miserable husband.

Nonya
Nonya

Lol. That bitch has more lines than an Atlas.

SennyCtt
SennyCtt

“Nobody Goes Home, Jeff is given a power” <- i lol'd.

BB4ME
BB4ME

You laugh, but we all know that’s a distinct possibility. It’s coming soon.

Nonya
Nonya

I’d laugh my ass off and them go buy a lotto ticket.

R.J
R.J

Wow either Dani is a Jedi Master or Rachel is the dumbest sack of shit ever. Dani is going to kick Brenda to the curb a second time and Rachel is pledging her loyalty to her. Wow go Dani go…

Sonya
Sonya

I’m not a fan of Dani’s but I do have to give it to her, she has BR looking like idiots right now.

Name
Name

she doesn’t have to try hard to make them look like idiots – they do a good enough job themselves

skyhigh1030
skyhigh1030

Rachel sits up in HOH ear beating Dani makes me throw up does she ever shut up?

CjDarlin

That unitard was for sure Made and planned from lethargic Jordan!

MsPammyWhammy
MsPammyWhammy

If it wasn’t it should have been!!!!

ILL WILL
ILL WILL

Listening to Jeff and Jordan pretending they’re actually winning on their own.. AWWW so cute

Nonya
Nonya

And then they woke up.

Anonymous
Anonymous

sorry for the stupid question but are the dpk alliance stealing a bottle of wine a nite and either drinking it or saving it?

ILL WILL
ILL WILL

At least Rachel and Brenda earned the right to be arrogant, they are amazing in comps… Jeff and Jordan get shit handed to them

CMW
CMW

With brendon maybe leaving daniele came to rachel telling her they will work together daniele told rachel she would not even tell kalia about their deal & also jeff is planning on calling shelly out for how she’s be acting with dani

Nonya
Nonya

Is he really?

DR
DR

Jordon is really useless in this game. Sitting on hammock with Jeff she says: ” I hope it’s (next HoH) an endurance comp so that you could win ….. (Jeff basically silent).” Shit this useless chick doesn’t even talk about her trying like hell to win it. She is useless at any mental and physical comps and, she’s talking shit about everyone this year. Her cuteness has faded as far as I’m concerned. Now she’s just an annoying airhead who doesn’t try at anything.

BBGrandma
BBGrandma

All I have seen her do a lot of this season is sleeping and that is by herself. She doesn’t even get involved in the games that the others are doing. I don’t know about tonight as I haven’t got on BBAD yet. She doesn’t seem to be into it at all this time.

DR
DR

That’s it. That’s all she does. She even eats by herself on occasion …. When the rest of the HGs are all eating inside.

TJ
TJ

is it just me or is Porsche gaining a ton of weight in the house?

HateONShelly
HateONShelly

SHELLY If Rachel would be dying of thirst.. YOU WOULD BE DEAD ALREADY, you old hag!

SARAH
SARAH

I was just thinking that !! The girl NEVER STOPS EATING !!!!!

R.J
R.J

This is great…i think Brenda might strangle the crazy biatch lol

ILL WILL
ILL WILL

Brenda is getting sick of Rachel’s shit….. LMFAO

ILL WILL
ILL WILL

Mark it down, this is the type of conversation that will cause their relationship to end BAD

DR
DR

ILL WILL – without a doubt! If this is how well they work together in a crunch (a game!), then their relationship is so doomed!

Tori
Tori

WTF is going on? It’s really weird like Shelly forgot or something that’s she’s lying. When she was in the DR she was in denial and they had proof. I really don’t know who’s going home everyone keeps flip flopping.

Aqua Bernie
Aqua Bernie

Her we go again Brendan fighting with Rachel. Him being all controlling! OOH he’s the big bad wolf!

bear
bear

yeah and too bad nobody is around to hear them self-implode

ILL WILL
ILL WILL

I agree 100%, but this time his frustration with her is justifiable she’s really not listening to him, she wants to give up and not play since she knows neither one of them have a chance at the 500k, and he’s trying to get her to focus

BBGrandma
BBGrandma

And, Rachel is now crying. If she was in the desert, she wouldn’t need Shelly. Rachel can turn on her own waterworks.

eddirow
eddirow

Ok Brenden is really snapping on rachel on BBAD lol so funny you can tell he’s fed up

Mel
Mel

If J&J vote to keep Brenda, they are finsihed in this game, destroyed their two little followers trust completely, Dani has sure done a good job keeping people crapping their pants!

heath
heath

did rachel look evil when she opened porsche’s beer or what?

brendon keeps saying “control yourself” during their daily fight! ha ha ha…so far, no tears from rachel

DR
DR

Heath – evil is right! Only tears right now are tears of laughter from those of us who are watching, yet another, BR meltdown. LMAO watching this shit!

Jennifer
Jennifer

It always appears that she fake cries

badman
badman

THIS IS GOOD TV! lmao

Rachel may pick Brenda up and toss him!

and then 5 minutes later, they’ll be kissing and making up…as usual.

Aqua Bernie
Aqua Bernie

YEAH, that’s one healthy relationship.LOL

eddirow
eddirow

Doesn’t Jeff make you want to punch him every time he gets mad lol

Olivia
Olivia

The funniest part was when Brendan was banging on the have nots bed and Rachel goes “oh you’re so tough” I laughed soo loud

Blah
Blah

hotdog eating contest
Fighting in the HN room
Can it get any better?

U shoulda saved yourself when u won the pov Brendon. That would have been better for team Brenchel

ILL WILL
ILL WILL

Someone getting into a fist fight and teeth get knocked out, OR they get more booze and the girls(minus shelly yuck) getting drunk and we have an orgy…..

Stephie
Stephie

These two are so dysfunctional, Geezus