Ian’s Nomination Speech “Frank, Nominations without you is like Halloween without candy”

POV Holder: Jenn Next POV: Sept 1 (Saturday)
POV Used YES POV Ceremony Aug 27 (Monday)
HOH Winner: Frank Next HOH: Aug 30 (Thursday)
Original Nominations: Dan And Danielle
Current Nominations: Danielle And Britney
Have Nots Dan
Last Evicted Houseguest Boogie and Ashley
Pandora’s Box POwer Ian did NOT use his veto power

7:14pm Cam 3-4 hot tub Danielle, Britney and Ian

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Danielle asks her what was wrong today she didn’t want to take a picture with her. Britney says last night she was really down and depressed and she felt that Danielle was never really there for her.

Britney says all season she was there for Danielle. All those times when Danielle was crying Britney was there for her comforting her.
Danielle says she never knew Britney was mad she asked Shane and Shane said no.

Britney: “It’s OK Danielle I was just irritated.. I don’t care.. I was only mad at you for like 5 minutes.. I wasn’t mad at you at all today“
Danielle: “I didn’t know you were genuinely upset.. sometimes you get in a negative mood and I thought it was better just to leave you alone”
Danielle: “I’m sorry you felt like you were not there for me”
Britney: “Any word on who is going home”
Danielle: “I don’t even want to know”
Britney: “I just think it would be nice to know these last couple days”

Britney says that she is confident that Ian wants to work with Dan. Britney thinks that Frank will try and pull Ian in he’s acting like he hates Ian right now but in the end he needs Ian to increase his numbers. Britney warns her if they lose the number advantage to Frank they will easily lose what’s left of the game.
Danielle: “Ian is convinced that this weeks is endurance or they will do a double eviction”
Britney: “There is no way” Feeds cut..

Britney says that if it’s endurance it’s really good for them because either Ian, Britney or Danielle will win it. Britney: “I will make Ian throw the HOH to me”
Danielle: “Well.. that’s a mean thing so say.. You would force them all”
Britney: “HUH.. that was a mean thing to say?.. “
Britney points out that was a awkward response.. they talk like this together all the time.
Britney: “I don’t understand Danielle now that I am on the block you want to be mad at me and start something.. What is it you know that you are going to stay and you don’t want me to be by your side.. “
Danielle: “No no no I did not mean that… I just thought it was mean thing to say.. I’m sorry “
Britney: “Is it your plan to start a fight with me so it’s less awkward… when you say that is a mean thing to say.. that is so awkward.. “
Britney: “It’s just you and me out here.. I didn’t realize that I needed to watch what I say …”

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Danielle starts to whine about the house flipping on her and being against her
Britney has trouble understanding why she thinks the house is against her. Britney says that it’s a bit passive aggressive of Danielle to say that to her.. Britney thought they were close enough to say whatever they wanted to each other.
Britney tells her that she left her husband and her job to come on this show, she’s not happy she’s going home, she’s not happy she up on the block with the person she is closest to and she’s not happy that she cannot do anything about it because she will not campaign against Danielle. Danielle apologizes up and down for what she said, she doesn’t want them to fight.

Britney: “At least Dan has apologized to you he never apologized to me.. Ian doesn’t want you out but Dan wants me out Danielle.. I’m Dan’s target” Britney explains to danielle that Dan wanted 2 things this week A) he wanted to get off the block and B) he wanted to get Britney out. Britney says that Dan accomplished both those things with Franks HOH. Britney hates being on the block with Danielle she would rather it be anyone else.

Britney: “Look Dan wanted me on the block and once I go home he will rope you back in.. everyone in this game has the mentality as long as it’s not me that is how everyone feels.. I’m not going to blame people this is a game and you have to do what you have to do to survive.. but what Dan did to me was shiesty.. what he did to you was cruel.. he ran upstairs told Frank a bunch of verses out of the bible got himself off the block and used your emotions to seal the deal with Frank.. “

Britney: “what he did with me is different than what he did with you.. he told everyone that you were dead to him and now he wants to work with you.. he used me he used you and he used Frank.. Like Ian said we were all Duped by Dan Gheesling”
Danielle: “I don’t think he wants to deal with me anymore”
Britney: ‘He does
Britney: “Frank tells me in the kitchen this morning.. and that is why you have to go.. you think that makes me feel good”
Danielle: “Nobody wants you to go home”

Danielle now swears that she never knew Britney would go up she was as shocked as everyone in the house when Jenn used the POV to take Dan down.

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8:10pm Cam 3-4 Shane, Joe and Ian

Ian tells them if he wins HOH he’ll toss Jenn and Frank on the block. His speech will be as follows
“Frank nominations without you is like halloween without candy”
“Jenn you wanted Frank out so bad during the live show now you have a chance to campaign against him and get him out yourself”

Shane and Joe laugh, “Comedy Gold”.. Ian: “TV Gold”

Ian tells them he now has to think of Britney’s goodbye speech. Shane agrees..

Ian jumps on the hammock starts rocking it hard.. A new player comes into the backyard sits beside Joe stats talking about them having to do something exciting tonight. Joe mentions they have another day of laying around. ? suggests they play “Bags” tonight, Joe agrees asks her when. ? whats to work out first. Shane is also in the back yard playing around with some rubber balls..

8:34pm Cam 3-4 Dan HOH

8:40pm Cam 3-4 Frank and ?
? and Frank are both confident that they made the right move and it’s all going to pay off. Frank says this coming week they get the next one out. Frank telling her that Shane and Joe are 100% on board to getting Ian out next week then Dan.. Frank to her that once he can play HOH again he’ll throw it to her so he can play for the following one.
Jenn says that the “DR” did a medical check on her to make sure she’s OK, She’s thinking that the HOH on Thursday is physical. They reassure each other that they are still solid and they have their backs.

8:53pm Cam 1-2 Hammock Ian and Britney

Ian says that it looks like she doesn’t have the votes to stay.. the reason is that they think Danielle is stronger in competitions .
Ian promises her it will be avenged, Shane or Ian will win the next competition.
Britney: ‘I hate him.. I hate his laugh.. His voice”
Ian: “Frank is really a douche bag.. the thing that really kills me is Jenn was clamouring for us to take out Frank.. she has no accountability”
Both of them share in mutual disgust in Frank and Jenn.
Ian says that the only person Frank might win against is Jenn.. she has done shit (More importantly who is she?) Ian volunteered to be on Slop for the first part of the season what’s so great about what she’s doing. Britney says she would vote for Jenn over Frank but if Ian can make it to the end she will vote for him. Ian will try to get the quackpack back together. Ian: “I’ll get him.. I hope it’s a double this week he can go home talk to Julie in his carrot costume”
Britney: “Thanks for telling me”
They hug and Britney heads to talk to Danielle

9:06pm Cam 1-2 Britney and Danielle Arcade room
britney: “Ian told me that you are staying.. Good Luck”
Danielle breaks down and starts crying
Britney :”It’s ok.. it’s ok… you don’t need to feel like this”
Danielle: “I don’t want you to go I don’t want you to go”
Britney: “It’s fine I know you will win at HOH”
Danielle: ‘Britney no…. I’m sorry.. now I am alone”
Britney says she can put some safety pins on her clothes and hang out with Jenn. Britney tells her that Dan is powerful in this game if she wins HOH she needs to put Dan and Frank one of those 2 have to go next week our they will not be able to win.
Danielle: “what can I do Britney to make you feel better”
Britney: “The best thing you can is just help me survive these next 48 hours”
Danielle: “Want to play with the badminton.. or lets hid Ted and watch Frank look for it”
Danielle: “I want to light Ted on fire”
Britney: “This season it’s Danielle sweet girl alabama and Jenn i eat canned baby hearts

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wow this convo between brit and danielle and britney is really weird, it seems like brit is doing exactly what she is accusing danielle of doing


Seriously. If Brit is going to act like that, why would ANYONE want to spend time with her.


well yeah

bu-bye brit-ch

did that chick do ANYTHING, or win ANYTHING, other than hiding behind real players and drumming up paranoia….. Hopefully ian is right after her…..

How much do these guys in jury get to see of whats going on? Or do they only get the player who was evicted’s version….

God please help these fine people break ian’s heart….. Itll be “tv gold”

I want ian to go out on an anonymous vote….. so i can pull a have-not room joe style rub and tug relishing his misery……

Frank needs to kenny powers ian with the quickness. Your f******* out……… Bubba.


Each evicted person brings a tape of what happened after the previous persons eviction and gets to explain what happened. So, Brit will explain to Ashley about how Ian was playing both sides of the house, etc. and how she ended up at the Jury House.

Magic Mike

Britney is truly showing her real true colors tonight… She is acting like the biggest spoiled brat. I use to like her but she literally never has done anything for two seasons except hide behind men and once she’s on the block she acts like a baby. Married and 25… Girl needs to grow up. I can’t wait to see Ian cry like a school boy getting picked on once Britney gets evicted!!

Frank the Tank dropping THE HAMMER


I agree!!! Please go home Britney!!!


Britney is getting quack packed this year like she got brigaded on Big Brother 12. She hasn’t learned anything, she came in this season hiding behind men again just like she did on Big Brother 12. That’s good for her! I’m glad she’s leaving.


me too


While I agree and think Britney deserves to go, I’m not glad about it. She’s funny and cute and her diary room sessions are easily the most entertaining of the lot.

The Rock

(Enzo’s voice) Bri-Gade!


Janelle and Boogie are loving this,…
Britney getting a taste of her own medicine.

Ian's Small Balls

You know it!

Face-Picker Britney is not very good under pressure. And all of it because of Idiot Ian. Way to go yo.

Head of Household

Boogie and Janelle both dug their own grave which Britney didn’t have much to do with.


Brit is going home unless she “pulls a Dan”.. . Come on Brit!


Only Dan could have pulled that outta his ass….thats why he is a bb legend…


Brit is not going to pull a Dan. Because she doesn’t even realize that she is being played by both Dan and Dani. Brit is so confused right now. She wants to stay but if she takes any action to stay in the house, it would mean that Dani leaves. She doesn’t realize that Dani is fighting to stay in the house and put her out. Brit’s down fall was at the double evictions. First, Ian in his exuberance couldn’t just let Boogie walk out the door, he just had to tell Boogie who then told Frank of Ian’s betrayal Mistake number one. Secondly, Brit gave Ian really bad advice when he won HOH, She told Ian to nominate Frank for eviction. Ian had the right of it, back door Frank, don’t nominate him for eviction. Yes Frank could of still played for the POV, but Frank wouldn’t of known how much he was in jeopardy and there was a chance he wouldn’t have been chosen to play POV. Mistake number 2, game …set….match. Brit you messed up both Ian’s and your game.

Nicky Brand

Dan’s situation was 100x worse than Britney’s and he survived. All she has to do is convince Shane to vote for her (Joe will vote with him). If she can’t do that, her and Shane should probably both leave and Dan deserves to win. She doesn’t even seem to be trying.


Danielle is irritating. Trying to play the victim when she knows she’s safe and she hasn’t got a thing to worry about. At first I thought she was just playing up an act ever since that show Dan put on for the house, but know I think she’s just bent on making everything about her and trying to soak up everyone’s sympathy with her exaggerations and tall tales. It’s disgusting.


No doubt, but it is all she has got, because she has no game. I would guarentee playing the victim is what she does in real life too

Brits left boobie

C’mon Brit! Get back in the damn game!!! Don’t give up now!!!!!!


Agreed – Dani has to be the center of attention at all times. She is going to have a hard time when she realizes how fans feel about her in the real world.


I still like her. Her edit isn’t all that bad so I would guess a heavy amount of the non-feeders don’t hate her.

Head of Household

Literally, I want to scream at my computer! Britney could sway Joe and Shane over without a doubt if she actually campagned a little more- i wish i could jump in and campaign for her. Ughhh, brit.


I Love Dani she is one of my favorite houseguests.

Roisin Dubh

Ian, you should’ve used the POV on Dan you dummy. Because you were a little pussy and got cold feet at the last minute, this is whee the situation is at. Britt shut up, you thought you could point your finger for your attack dogs all season and get to the end? You’re pathetic girl.


i agree


I agree with the first part of your statement. This could have been all avoided if Ian “the self-proclaimed mastermind” of the quack pack had stood behind his alliance and used his pandoras box veto on Dan. But he didn’t. He told Dan he wasn’t going to use it. He knew Dan had dirt on him and what? He expects dan to lay down and die??? Thats not arrogance…it’s ignorance. Ian did not think it out very well. He assumed Dan was gone and got comfortable and he got caught. Welcome to BB14 my friend.


I’m a little annoyed with Brit right now. She is super sensitive and it seems as though she wants to pick a fight with Dani. Dani is going there. She griped about Dani not being there for her – then when Dani spends time with her after dinner – trying to talk with her – Brit is being petulant.


gonna miss brits faces…I wish she was doing drs the way she used to. I laughed all season. She is entertainment gold. Dan is good at this game…..better than Frank….and I never thought I would say that, but this move was way out of left field.

Ians ego is going to get him killed in this game. he used to be playing with the big boys….now he thinks he is one of them. I will shit myself he he makes it another week…..then I will call him “Ian God of Nothing Much”.

If only Shane could see that Danielle is lying to him and will give Dan her vote……

I LOVE THIS FREAKIN SHOW! I think this should be


Have to agree defiantly going to miss britt face without her nothing to look at others then that weird thing hanging off powerhouse’s face.


The outcome for Britney in BB 14 is so puzzling. She has been the most flawless in terms of game play. Even Dan had the outburst with Pandora Box. Most house guest I can point to a reason for them going home (Eg: Britney: Failed to discover Brigade even though DR hinted at it). But I don’t know what she did wrong in BB 14. I guess sometimes good isn’t good enough. That’s what makes Dan’s move so great. I mean Frank had no qualms with Britney. Britney even planted the seeds with Frank last week.


Britney is going home because she made ONE HUGE mistake and that was trying to stab Dan in the back with her alliance and she expected that he would just lay down and die. If she had not done that to Dan, she would not be going home. BYE BYE you backstabbing witch Britney!!!


Britney set up the alliance that kept Dan safe. He was the one hiding behind Britney. He was 100% on the Janelle eviction, and he was 100% on board with putting Frank and Boogie up. Finally, he has to take some heat and starts crying about how it’s not fair. Then he uses Dani and Jenn to get him off the block. he didn’t care if it ruined their game or not. Dan hid behind girls. Haha, so brave. i love it because all his fans think it was such a great move, but if it wasn’t for Dani risking her own game, there would be no plan. It was Dani’s move, not Dan’s.

Oh No You Didn't

Britney and Dan both have done a good job of making it look like everyone made the decisions that were made. That shows the BB experience they have. Dan has taken alot of heat and didn’t bitch about until his alliance decided it was okay that he was on his way out. Anyone who has an ounce of fight in them would have tried anything to get off the block–Dan succeeded in epic manner. I really hope that spineless boys Shane and Joe (in no world are they men) flip or simply grow a pair and Brit gets to stay because there is no one more annoying than Danielle. Her whinny voice goes right through me.

Karen S

I agree, whole heartedly. It really bother’s me the game/life they are willing to sacrifice for money.
And just for the record, I do not keep my enemies close.. I push them far away and don’t look back.
It makes me so sad to see this game sometimes and see how little it takes to have someone turn
on them. I don’t think I’d care who would win, if they did it with an ounce of loyalty, full steam ahead,
glistening from trying my best at all the comps… (maybe it wouldn’t be good T. V. ) But, then again,
I am putting myself in the position of those in the game and thinking.. if they only knew? Or maybe
if I only knew what they were all saying about me… and in good conscience, I would never be friends
with the people who were playing the game and being so cruel. And yes, I am obviously stink eyed
and wishing this was playing out a lot differently. Plus, I couldn’t play the game without real licqour. lol
Wine and Beer? I don’t drink those on the hottest days.. maybe I’d have to be desperate enough if “production”
sold me out and didn’t want me there any more. I NEVER SAY THIS!!! But I’m seriously thinking about
not watching this game after this year. I’ve been watching for 12 seasons. I love who I love.. I hate who I hate..
and yet, I would never say the cruel things that comes out of the tips of fingers, I’ve seen here.
These girls are not fat. These girls are for the most part kind, generous and very giving to all the other hg’s.
The men however are far more cruel, sexist, demeaning.
Girls see this from a different light. We want clean, not rude, (farting, nose picking, nail biting/clipping, man whores,
abusive, tyrant and ride the tail coats of the girls)
Every season, I see the men post how the girls ride the tailcoats of the guys. They forget who is backing them
up, who is voting for them.. who is also winning competitions and taking care of them.
Again… tired of the one sided view.. and let it be said, I scroll on past for the most part.. and ignore your
idiot comments. But tonight, I’m pissed and fed up.
The people that play this game has way more guts than I could ever have… they expose themselves to us.
WE have fun at their expense. And for the most part it’s harmless. But once in a while, I stand back.. and say
WTF people?
Simon and Dawg are amazing to do this for us. And because I love them.. I am holding back.
From one addict to another for BB14… NoDs.
For the rest of the master manipulators… screw you.
For those of us, who couldn’t do this for any amount of money. Thank You!
Don’t ever sell your soul. An ex-fiddle player said… lol PS.. Catholic’s don’t read the bible.
Now, I am gonna go get drunk in Ireland where it’s accepted to be humorous and pitiful and weeping for my Brit.


Awesome post, and I totally agree.


Actually, it seems like she was put on the block because of her close association to Ian, not because she “backstabbed Dan.” If Ian hadn’t won the extra veto this week, he would be the one leaving, no doubt.


You are right Candice. Frank said, if he could get to Ian he would – so he was doing the next best thing. He wants to totally isolate Ian. Ian is the reason that Dan was front and center…and Brit helped. She helped because she is the one who brought Ian in and she is the one because she stupidly went to talk to Mike and Frank when they were super heated and, whether intentionally or not, turned the attention to Dan for everything regarding their noms.


Ultimately, Britney is leaving for the same reason she left in her season. She can’t see whats right in front of her. First, the Brigade. Now, Danielle and Dan. If she knew what was really going on, she would fight, but she’s clueless to it and she’s resigned to leave.

It sucks, cos now we’re left with a bunch of boring dudes, Frank’s annoying loud ass and stupid girlyman walk, that fugly JennShitty and her non existent game which she thinks is flawless, AND last but not least, the beady eyed paste face with an assortmant of mental problems. Thanks BB!

Oh No You Didn't

I think Francis has girlyman legs too. Image him in heels.


Puzzling? Lets just look at her F2 w/ Shane, a F3 w/ Girls, F5 w/ QP
Failed to see the stronger connection Danielle had with Dan
Hurt her connection with Shane when he took heat for Frank/Boogie being nominated
Threw Dan under the bus to Frank rather than Ian

Those all point to very big weaknesses in her Social Game which is her strongest aspect (yes she can do good at some Endurance/Skill comps but she is not a strong comp player). The big weakness is loaylty. Being weaker at comps she needed at least one person who she would support through thick and thin. Knowing how Dan plays she could have done that with him (still risky), but she could also have done that with Shane as he is slightly gullible and being his coach could have really worked it. Ian being a known “magic 8-Ball” was an easy person to take the fall and she passed on that and in turn hurt her relationship with Dan and Shane. In turn she should have tried harder to slowly drive some wedge between Dan and Danielle but instead she took a more passive approach (“lets be friends and girls stick together”). As for her girls alliance, she really only built up any relationship with Danielle. Jenn may be invisible but she is not blind and was probably able to pick up on that making the jump to Frank very easy decision.

It’s not puzzling. Britney is very entertaining (but lets not forget hypocritical) and has an “ok” social game, which could have been “great” if she wasn’t so stupid when it comes to thinking stretegically. However she is kind of narrowminded and thinks lying and double crossing is the only strategic way for social gaming when fails to see how it can go side by side with a her envisioned cleaner game (by that I mean she hates the lying and “being mean”).


Britney was playing a good game however……..last week after Frank won HOH she was constantly in Ian’s ear telling him to convince Frank NOT to nominate her! She was also constantly in Frank’s ear saying she didn’t care if he (Frank) put Dan on the block as long as she’s safe. There she is trying to make Dan & Danielle feel bad about her being nominated yet she was perfectly ok when Dan and Danielle got put there in the first place. What?? What a hypocrite! DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!! It’s just so unbelievable how hypocritcal she can be and not see it!
I like Ian but the power went to his head. Shane and Danielle are really good players however too gullible. Jen and Joe are just floaters who got lucky. The ones to beat will probably be Frank and Dan but with HUGE targets on their back who knows who will win BB14 ;)


required “watching” for psych 101 in school!

I am Danielle's left eyebrow

Shane has just given up completely – sleeping all the time, no working out, not coming his hair, not moving around, or shaving……he has just turned to shit. BUT I THINK I KNOW WHY……Shane is subconsciously trying to make himself less attractive to Dani……anyone???? anyone????

Red Lampshade

I still think the house will flip. Danielle just needs to slip once, and that’s all it will take for everything to come tumbling down on her. And maybe Ian or Britney will be able to convince Shane and Joe that they are complete idiots for going with Frank. (Seriously, what the hell are they thinking?)


I wish it would flip, and Danielle left. But apparently Powerhouse is afraid to go against Frank (even though he can’t play in the next two HOH comps), and Shane is choosing someone who probably wouldn’t choose him over Dan. Have Shane and Joe not considered the possibility that Frank, Dan, and Jenn may have cut a deal ALREADY? Jenn went from being dead set against using the veto, to pulling Dan off, and Shane KNOWS Jenn considers Dan to be dangerous because she tried to get him backdoored when he was HOH.. Don’t they see something off about that? Britney sees it. She called Dan out on it. Why can’t they see the obvious?

Ian's a parrot

Is anyone else sick of Ian’s historical BB references? Show some originality for crying out loud!!!

Ian's Small Balls

Ian win HOH? Not going to happen.

Why does this moron think that everything he says or does is “gold”???

He’s just an ugly, skinny, socially impaired dork who will probably go back home and marry a pimple faced walmart cashier.

He should start planning his own goodbye speech yo.

no hater

whay ya got to be so mean…….. I like Ian he’s friggen hilarious>


Power corrupts. Ian saying that he is the captain of the QP – seriously? All Ian did was name it.


New drinking game every time britney says she quit her job and left her husband drink


Love it unclerog……..


Ha! Ha! Ha! … britney is irritating Everybody!


Wake up Brit!!!!! Danielle is throwing you under the damn bus, fight!!!!!!! Time for a testosterone beat down!!!! Ugh!


after btir out this game
it only has one coach-Dan still in the game


wow did you figure that out all by yourself?




Good point he should have used his veto on Dan. And they would all be together now. Once again Britt rushed to quick to beta major player out she
Was glad Dan was on his way out. Her and Dani did not want to take a chance of being put up. Well gurus what you got put up Britt.
And Dani is Part of it.


I so wish that Danielle would go home this week. She is just plain nauseating with her me, me, ME! attitude.


Totally agree about Danielle she is nothing but a “PITA” (pain in the ass)…attention seeking and annoying!!! She has done nothing but ride Dan’s shirt tail and think she was instrumental in the Janelle demise when that was all Boogie…she needs to GO!!!

Pliney the Elder

Ian says he can understand franks move. ” an eye for an eye. a tooth for a tooth .. a blonde for a blonde.. ROFLMAO


wow Danielle, you can choose to say nothing instead of keep lying!! i don’t think britney lied this much when they put up Janelle.

production rigged it

oh my god i’m gonna fu**ing puke danielle whining and crying to britney i don’t want you to go and she’s the reason britney is going because jenn asked her if this is what she wanted and she said yes 2 faced fake bitch.


I’m sorry – she should have said – no Jenn, don’t use the veto. Go ahead and evict one of my closest allies and my coach who has helped me get to this point. Yes, let’s evict Dan who can continue to by an ally and help me over Brit who, while she is a friend, has done nothing in this game and can offer me no protection. I mean, after all, it’s not like we are playing for half a million dollars, right?

Danielle did not mastermind this. Danielle did not make the alliance. She found out after the fact and went along. Brit helped herself out the door with her closeness to Ian and the paranoia she exuded running around the house making deals with everyone. She also sent a clear message to Dani about how easy it was for her to write off a member of their alliance. Dani may feel bad about her friend leaving – but it is the right game move and Brit will get it once she leaves.


I think Dani’s betrayal of Britney is going to be worst then Ian’s betrayal of Boogie. Ian and Boogie were never friends, Ian respected Boogie, but Boogie never reciprocated any respect towards Ian. Boogie thought Ian was a kid lost in the wilderness that he could manipulate. Britney thought she developed something real with Dani. She is going to be devastated when she finds out that Dani played her. What makes this game so much fun is the strategy, backstabbing and lying; however, betrayal via friendship…that hurts. However, maybe Brit shouldn’t play in Big Brother again after this season. Brit can’t win any competitions to directly influence the game. Shane did her bidding. Brit has a great personality but she is physically and emotionally a weak player.


Boogie saved Ian the first week and gave him $3k as a gift


Ian stole that from Hardy, Season 2.

“Will, nominations without you is like Christmas without the presents.”

Sound familiar?


Ian you little piece of turd. Don’t be a smart ass. Joe you are going home soon too.


Britney is sexy as hell when she acts bitch crazy.


And when she does the curly hair, wowee wow wow!


Brit playing the game–go, girl, go!


BB will be letting a great chance for some big drama go if Britney, Joe, or Shane don’t find out that Danielle has known everything and is working them all. It would shift eveyone’s new alliances and turn the whole game around. This is getting so boring. If they let this slips by, than why watch? We all knew that Shane and Joe would go to Carrot Man and make a deal, blah, blah, blah. Predictable as heck! I don’t know about the rest of you, but I am bored!


so you actually want production to tell on dani? wow you are a piece of trash


R u serious? They drive the show in the direction they want! Even Dr. Will has stated that many, many times. R u that naive?

Carol & Steve

Ohh thank goodness BBAD is starting off with a bang – loved Brit telling Dannielle that she’ll have to talk about Spencers & Hot Topic – not to mention her advice on putting safety pins on her clothes! Too funny!! Oh yes – canned baby hearts anyone!


I don’t know if you allow links in the comments, so I will just reference where to go. Wil put up a YouTube video under his username “thewilshow” called “Big Brother 14: The Trilogy, Part 1”. HILARIOUS impressions of Frank and Joe. Seriously, everyone should go watch!


Awesome, thanks! Here’s the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsTsasTgDrQ&feature=g-u-u


thanks for sharing, I love Wil he is so silly.


Highly recommended! Wil put a lot of time, effort (and makeup) into it – REALLY funny! He pokes a ton of fun at the Chenbot!!!!! When Wil and Britney teamed up to do that “Joe Skit” outside a while ago, that had to be THE funniest thing I have ever seen on BB!


Thanks for the link! Will is hilarious! I watched a few of those videos and lmcbo.

Honey Dew Boo Boo Child

samantha, Thank you. That was super hilarious. Wil managed to capture them all extremely well. A “must see.”

Ian's Small Balls

I am going to check it out! Thank you Samantha!

Wil was my fav. I miss his entertaining ways.


Britney giving Danielle a “harmless” bit of advice (during a joint cry-fest) on how to best relate, after Thursday, to the only other BB chick left, ? – “Maybe you should start drawing on your skin or something?” Then she gives Danielle those “big eyes” of hers, for extra effect! Man, that’s gotta be the 100th time that Brit has cracked me up this season. A born comedienne! SNL – hire her! She’s mean at times, but it always comes out as harmless, and said mainly just to be funny. Her spoiled brat-ness/gameplay? a D-; Her humor? an A+!!!!!!! Please AG, give us some Jury House cutaways, so we can watch her try to co-exist with just Ashley, for a solid week. This could be Brit’s biggest challenge yet!


I don’t know why Brit is giving up, its rather annoying. Keep fighting dummy…..


Dan should have another house meeting leading into an eviction party with Dan and Frank presenting a cake for Britney.

Mikey Fresh

It’s so funny right now watching Brit on the feeds talking slick about Frank when both Dan and Dani are sitting there and are in on her demise. She is going to feel like a fool when she goes back to watch this.


Ugh! BBAD is so annoying, Britney making bitter jokes about Frank to DAN AND DANIELLE. Britney is the one who’s embarrassing, she can’t even tell who sold her out.

BB Chum

Brit is so bitter on the feeds right. She is trash talking Frank to Dan and Danielle not knowing that they are very ones working with Framk


aw man, I JUST WISH someone make a list of ALL britney quotes!! she’s unstoppable when she’s mad

Karen S

<<<—- I'm always amazed by those who know how to hurt people the worst.. of things I could never comprehend and how people love it in the BB house and out. It's just a game.. When people in real life come up with these left field illustrations of how they think they've been wronged to save their own ass, bitters my insides and wonders how demented they look on the side of good. I guess it depends on your perspective.
I am going to really miss Britney unless, Danielle and Dan blow their cover and she somehow can expose them.
Please oh Please… BB Gods! Save Brit.

Team SEC

Don’t worry that Razorback, t’ain’t going nowhere, just watch…alot can happen in 45 hours and 12 minutes


Brittney is being a total riot on the BBAD….so funny


Brittney freaking cracking me up on Showtime. Gonna miss her :*(

Team SEC

The hell with Shane, Ian, Joe, Dan and Frank…We are about to lose a member of “The Girls of the SEC”, Wake-up people…this bad, really bad…Roll Tide


You may think Brit is pretty, but every time she opens her mouth she’s just plain ugly. I would never have anything to do with a girl like her.

I still can’t figure out why she was even considered to be a coach this season!

Team SEC

That’s a good question, since she finished 4th or 5th


No other notable female players I guess. Rachel, Jordan, and Dani were on last season so that ruled all of them out. Doubt they would have done 3 guy / 1 girl.


Danielle didn’t betray Britney–she stayed loyal to her 1 true ally Dan and helped save his ass. BYE BYE BITCHNEY! Frank will be joining ya soon.

Team SEC

YES…Frank must GO, but don’t see how any of these uncompetitive losers can beat him….


Good Lord Ian rocking back & forth on Showtime like a person on the verge of a total breakdown. Weird.


Has anyone decoded the apparent Braille writing on the dining room wall? Forgive me if this was considered earlier and I missed it.


Is there a “World Coffee-Drinking Contest?” You know, like the 4th Of July Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating contest? I swear, Britney would win it! She must consume 20 jumbo glass mugs of it per day, 7 days a week! And now she’s just asked production for a “drown her sorrows, bottle of white wine” chaser! She eats nothing, but I swear, the girl drinks twice her body weight in liquid every single day!!!!

MU Tigers

If Brit walks out the door today, I have no one left in the house that I don’t like. A couple (Jenn and Joe) that I don’t care much for, but no one that I really truly dislike.


Hardy said to Will in bb2 not nominating you is like christmas without presents.


I really hope if Britney ever gets back to Big Brother somebody tells her that if your path to victory is purely social that you have to pit people against each other not attach yourself to a large group. You need to have a very strategic and calm mind (if you want to win then you can’t be afraid to lose), not overreacting to every perceived threat…especially not to those threats to your extensive alliance. Not only was it in her interest to keep Boogie/Frank vs Dan/Shane trying to position herself as both sides final 3, but she should have been pitting carefully pitting Shane against Dan and Ian against Joe, etc, etc. You can’t just make friends with people and hope they’ll carry you. You have to use those friendships to actually influence their thinking.

And if your game is social you can’t make enemies or more specifically you can’t write people off as enemies. You need to bring them in. And for the love of God, don’t make your favorite an immature, socially inadequate, possibly autistic, physical weakling.

Oh and this is the big one, if you talk a tremendous amount of shit about everybody, eventually the person to whom your reeling off one-liners will realize you’re doing the same thing about them when they leave the room. They might not be smart to recognize it consciously, but subconsciously they still pick up on it. Exhibit A is Danielle. She’s far too narcissistic to really figure Britney out, but notice her constant remarks on Britney’s negativity. That was Danielle’s subconscious saying Britney talks way too much shit. And if you can’t help but talk shit, only do it with one person…the one person you think can and will help you to the end. This year that person would have been Shane.

So when you find your next Shane, learn how to work somebody. Don’t rush up to his HOH and just tell him what to do like he’s your husband who forgot to take out the trash, instead gently walk him through it and guide him to make his own decision, the one you want. This way he starts to learn the game, sees you as a person he can talk with openly and honestly, and won’t ultimately blame you when it all blows up. You have to make him your partner. If you work him and build him up, rather than being paranoid and bossing him around, and teach him the fine points of the game (namely how to serve your interests), then when your ass is on the line, he will know how to fight for you and do so unconditionally and not walk away from you at the earliest convenience.

Unfortunately, I don’t see Britney getting a third bite at the apple…


Idk, if they end up doing another All-Stars in the next few summers, there might be a couple of three-peat contestants, since there have not been many memorable ones in general. If these people never came back a second time, I’d say that they would be prime candidates for all-stars: Evel Dick, Rachel, Jeff, and Britney. But yeah, I don’t think those people would be back for a third time. Maybe Jeff, but people wouldn’t like it.


I think I see the genius of the game she is playing, even if you don’t. I think she secretly knows that Shane is pretending to be a moron and the two of them have a final 2 deal. Dan thinks he is the genius–but they are laughing at him in their minds every night. Britney will be saved; Danielle will be gone (and her play of Danielle is a far greater masterpiece than Dan’s amateur bullshit–whenever anyone says “it’s only a game”, it’s not a game). Ian already reveres her–she will continue to play him. Jenn will be lost and join the Britney, Shane, Ian alliance–Frank and Dan are toast. Dan’s “big move”, so revered by all the posters here, is going to send him to the jury next week. Way to earn that stipend, buddy! Got 24 hours in solitary and a bunch of slop. Some “great player”. Watch the poetry in motion and tell me I’m wrong.