“I’ve dealt with people [Tiff] like that. Where they sit there and hug you and take your wallet out your pocket without you knowing”

HOH Part 1: Xavier Vs Azah Vs Big D
Part 1 Winner = Xavier
HOH Part 2: Azah Vs Big D
Part 2 Winner = ?
HOH Part 3: ? Vs ?
Part 3 Winner = ?

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Spoilers – BIGD and Azah will be competing in part two of the final HOH today. After controlling every single move this season BIGD is looking for his first win to finish off his resume. Xavier is hoping BIGD wins however the hand full of GNC fat-burning supplemnts BIGD is wanting to take may prevent that. Azah seems to be calm, studying and eating.

8:50 am houseguests getting up

9:18 am
X comes in talking about “the regulators”
DF – wasn’t someone already called the regulators
X – Nah the renegades. there’s never been any regulators but it’s too late we’re already named.
BIGD checking out a pack of “men’s ripped” supplements.
DF – Ohh okay I’m not going to take this red pill
X – we’re up early means there’s something going on today
DF – I’ve taken them one time
X – You’re going to take them again?
DF – i’m going to take it today
X- You’ve only taken them one time and you are going to take them today?
DF – I mean i’ve taken it before..
X – oh..
DF – I’m just saying i’m taking it today I’m just looking to see what else in it that I probably don’t need (Hint all of it)
X – what’s making you want to take it?
DF – Umm.. I feel like we have uhh…
X – you just feel like we have what?
DF – do I have to eat with this?
X – every time you ingest a pill you should have something with it..
X – I wouldn’t play around with experimenting.. if something you’ve known you taken below but if it’s something like I dunno what is this.. experimenting.

X- the reason why that name works is you’ve had a military background (Not sure what name they’ve agreed upon)
DF – I did go to Military school..
X says he’s going to work on his “pancake booty”
DF – I’m scared Twitter is putting out pictures of my pancake a$$

9:46 am
DF – this whole season I’ve felt like I couldn’t win anything.. I need to win
They talk about working out. X complains he can’t do legs in the house he’ll have to wait until the backyard is open.
DF – I worked out inside that room once.
DF adds it was the week SB was put up. “I was so annoyed.. I was pissed like.. I can’t like.. for me I was annoyed I was we’re keeping nominations the same like.. stupid.. I don’t know why TIffany’s not up there.. It was stupid I was mad”
X – that was Claire and you not Claire and Tiffany. That was my thing with Tiffany. Every time when your person is up.. ohh it make sense for everyone to sit next to their person but you haven’t sat next to Claire ONCE and CLaire has been on the block twice.. three times actually.
X – everyone sat next to her (Claire) except you (Tiff) so that whole idea that we have to sit next to our person
Feeds cut.. when we’re back
DF – I saw right through that I knew the type of person she was I’ve dealt with people like that.. before. Where they sit there and hug you and take you wallet out your pocket without you knowing
X – TIffany you haven’t sat next to your person.. Your person sat on the block 3 times..


10:26 am Azah eating and studying


10:54 am X and Azah
Azah asks how is he so good “at that”
X – you got to work it sometimes..

11:32 am BIGD talking about how the show is better than the live feeds.
DF – I like the edits of the show.. it allows me to see.. it what makes me excited about big brother.. being the camera zoom from one room to another..

DF – I’ve seen the live feeds one time..
X – I’ve never seen the live feeds..
DF goes on about not seeing the competitions on the live feeds.


11:39 am
DF – i’m trying to figure out what else will be interesting to find out.. (when they get out)
X – drug use
Azah – drug use?
X – mmmhmmm
Azah – what do you mean?
X – y’all going to find out I be blazing that sh1t 24/7
Azah – ohh
Azah – I feel like everything you’ve said you’ve been honest about. I know people are waiting to find out if you still a model bartender.. I believe that
Azah – the only thing I thought htat you might be was like military.. you’ve might of enlisted.
DF – I’m not going to say he’s is but he dibble dabbled in Lawyer stuff.. either we went to school something like that.
X – I am a military lawyer..

DF goes on about X being some sort of lawyer or at least did something in the legal space.

11:57 am feeds on pound puppies

1:00 pm no feeds for you
1:30 pm pound puppies

2:28pm Still blocked..

3:14pm The feeds return – Big D is sleeping. Azah is showering. No word who won Part 2 of 3 HOH.

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Azah who

First round Azah, X and Sofa.
X wins.
Second round Azah and Sofa.
Azah wins.
Third round X and Azah.
Azah wins and take Sofa.
Need I say anymore.

San_Diego_Gal

If this comes true, the funny part will be that whoever wins AFP will take home more money than X at 3rd place. I can get behind Azah for the $750k at this point. Couch is getting the $75k no matter what, but he will inevitably blow that money in a few months and be right back where he was prior to the season. So, I’m cheering Azah across the finish line because it will be a warning to all future HGs to drop the dead weight and evict furniture.

SkydiverMacGyver

Lest we forget, they’re still taxed on this money. They may take home 60% when all said and done, so he may get $45k of that disclosed $75k. Which after three months of “on air show time” added to the multiple interview fly outs in the preceding months, and the 2 weeks of mandatory sequester means
he will really make about $45k for 5 MONTHS of CBS being up your a$$. It’s really a break even for any American with a good career, as that’s about a $90k take home year. And I don’t know any good career people who are riding private jets or going to parties every weekend. Great money, but nowhere near anything that Couch/Sofa/DF/Big D can use to truly “change” his life around. This show only pays off for the winner in any meaningful, “life changing” amount. Even those who collect weekly stipends through Jury House, are only replacing an income from home. And I know some
People on the forum state that the stipend may be more than they earn at home, but in reality, it’s (1) only as long as the show runs, (2) it still has to be taxed, and no exemptions are granted for their work as CBS provides everything, and (3) they still have to return home to find long term jobs as they may or may not have lost their original jobs coming to the show. The only exception, would be those coming to the show, who have plenty of stores up PTO, and can keep their jobs while coming to the show, they could potentially gain Both salaries, however it would seriously ruin their taxes for the year with the added money. Still a break even for most, and probably not a common circumstance for the major of the HGs.

Ltitwlbe

…but all that Instagram money!

Azah who

1000 percent agree. LOL

Ribbit

Like I said, bare headed bitches! Such clowns, I can’t believe I am saying this but I am rooting for Azah at this point, and Tiffiny for afp.

Azah who

Me too. Go sleepy Azah, go. LOL

San_Diego_Gal

Expect a VERY physical comp for the 2nd HOH. Production leaks say that the 2nd HOH comp was designed so that Couch could not possibly win. The plan is for Azah to win 2nd HOH and go against X in the 3rd HOH.

Also, lots of arguments among production about the 3rd HOH comp. Grod and CBS execs love X and want him to win (what a surprise!), but many members of production think X is boring and would prefer Azah to win. Everyone knows that whoever wins the 3rd HOH takes Couch to F2 and wins the season.

Last production leak… Jury segments are being heavily edited to hide the jury’s true feelings on Couch. The truth is that nobody takes him seriously. No bitter jurors. Plenty of support for X, but also support for Azah. The final jury roundtable discussion may not be shown on finale night. The current plan is to show it on Sunday before the finale. Production is thinking about having Ky show his eviction to the jury when he joins them for roundtable (not the norm, but they would do it this season for extra entertainment).

another name

Realistically,
They don’t need to make a comp too physical for the Couch to lose.
They could just have a tech rehearsal of the comp and announce Azah the winner of part 2 before they play it.
Isn’t that how it works now?

George

X is very boring.

Fefe

BIGD checking out a pack of “men’s ripped” supplements.
DF – Ohh okay I’m not going to take this red pill
X – we’re up early means there’s something going on today
DF – I’ve taken them one time
X – You’re going to take them again?
DF – i’m going to take it today
X- You’ve only taken them one time and you are going to take them today?
DF – I mean i’ve taken it before..
X – oh..
DF – I’m just saying i’m taking it today I’m just looking to see what else in it that I probably don’t need (Hint all of it)
X – what’s making you want to take it?
DF – Umm.. I feel like we have uhh…
X – you just feel like we have what?
DF – do I have to eat with this?
X – every time you ingest a pill you should have something with it..
X – I wouldn’t play around with experimenting.. if something you’ve known you taken below but if it’s something like I dunno what is this.. experimenting.

X- the reason why that name works is you’ve had a military background (Not sure what name they’ve agreed upon)
DF – I did go to Military school..
X says he’s going to work on his “pancake booty”
DF – I’m scared Twitter is putting out pictures of my pancake a$$

BIG D, i can tell you right now that you would need a whoooooooooooole lot more than 1 single bottle of “men’s ripped supplements” b4 anything can change for ya!

San_Diego_Gal

LMAO. Couch is gonna take “men’s ripped supplements” to help him win today’s comp. If pills worked that easily, then I’d take a couple of brain power supplements and win the Nobel Prize for Quantum Physics.

Fefe

I’d take a couple of love power ones myself to make the world a better place

Caprpe

Lol please let’s ban together and get Tiffany AFP. It would be so epic and to both of their faces Wednesday night when she gets it’s.

The Tiffany hate is honestly just too much at this point. The “couch” gets 75k for doing nothing all season but complain, demean and sleep. Xavier at this point in time 750k is guaranteed does it hurt or cost a darn thing to be show kindness at this point?

San_Diego_Gal

When both DX and Tiff are in the top 3 for AFP, it will be a rude awakening for Couch and X. It might be the most watchable part of the season.

Robert

Of course DF likes the edited show more than the feeds. It is like if Disney took one of the Grimm’s fairy tales and “sanitized” it to be similar in style to the old Cinderella/Snow White cartoon movies

Mary J Altman

Have been voting for Tiffany!!!!

GoDerekX

Have been voting for Derek X

CujoWasHere

Maybe they should have watched the feeds more prior to coming on the show. They’re both stupid if they think they’re misogyny and delusions of grandeur won’t be revealed, along with their fear of strong women.

I don’t think any of us were surprised about couch’s character but I don’t think I was the only one fooled by X in the beginning. They just can’t get past the Tiffany bashing. It goes above and beyond the game. BTW, wasn’t Claire used as a pawn? In that case, Tiffany sitting beside her would have meant she was the target.

Azah who

Round one: Azah, X and Sofa.
X wins.
Round two: Azah and Sofa.
Azah wins.
Round three: Azah and X.
Azah wins and take Sofa.
I rest my case.

Fefe

Dream on

Azah who

I will, sometimes dreams does come through. LOL.

Azah who

My dream fifty percent coming through. Azah wins part two. LOL

Fefe

But keep dreaming for part 3

Andy

This has been nothing but racist games look cbs you done lost over 1 million viewers ????? I’m so happy!! That we see true colors coming out

Ky for Worst Loser Ever

Goodbye to all the racist viewers! Good riddance!

Ky for Worst Loser Ever

My main reason for wanting X to win, is to rob Ky of his gloating if Azah were to cut X. Other than that, I’m all in for an upset.

Chessie_K

YES!! Azah won part 2!!!!!

Azah who

Hurray for Azah. Sofa might say he throws it to Azah

Chessie_K

HaHa! Wouldn’t be surprised!

Hopeful for a Good Season

Azah won part 2. I wonder what the competition was.

Azah who

Who get off the bed or couch the fastest. LOL

another name

Weeeellllll…
Did anyone really neeeed to wait for confirmation that Azah beat the Couch in part 2?

I mean… it’s not like even big brother would have a ‘who can destroy a toilet bowl and then forget to flush it’ veto. Yeah.. that’s right… I reached alllllll the way back to that HOH reveal night at the beginning of the season for that reference.

Azah who

You put the icing on the cake.

TTOTambz

Well first of all CONGRATULATIONS AZAH!!!!

Now let’s see if X starts reeling as he realizes Part III is a crap shoot where either of them could win. Xavier spent so much of his season underestimating the women it’s only fitting he would have to stop to consider he could lose the last comp & not make it to a F2 chair.

THIS was why I said last week he should’ve kept poking the Azah/Big D fight and PLAYED the f*cking game — take Azah off the block to vote out Ky. X should’ve done that anyway to remove that from DF’s resume but I digress. In that scenario X could’ve requested she take him to F2 for taking her off the block b/c he KNOWS there is no definitive agreed upon F2 between them – Azah just said she’d do it.

Or now that they are here & he said “we’ll talk next week” it’s imperative to his game. A real BB master would’ve already cemented this – you think Tiff wouldn’t have this locked down already? X needs to say to Azah “look we both won a part of the final comp the logical thing now is to take each other to F2.” Point out the obvious that Big D already won $7500 with Domino Effect & he’s going to win AFP (he’s NOT but say it anyway). So let’s make that deal.

She’s going to vote for Big D if she’s evicted anyway so make the deal to try to ensure your path. If she says no – she says no – nothing ventured, nothing gained.

TTOTambz

We expected plenty of laying around at this stage of the game BUT the REVISONIST HISTORY is on full display. I mean when Azah is the voice of reason you know the situation is out of control (again big CONGRATS to Azah & laughter that Big D didn’t win a comp this season).

Last night I got way too much of the bull crap from the men. It’s not at all surprising for Big D to be taking his “mastermind” position but new to the mix is referring to himself as the season’s Godfather saying Tiffany, Ky & Hannah ONLY got to F6 b/c he ALLOWED it. He’s saying that trio bit the hand that fed them (implying again that he ran the house).

His beef with Tiff is further clarified back to game start. Some may recall when this happened – DF got into Tiff’s face over something trying to use his aggression but mixed with “jokes” (bullsh*t) & she felt he was trying to paint her as an angry black woman & didn’t appreciate it. Frenchie was still in the house & they did talk after b/c Frenchie wanted them getting along. Tiff tried to explain to him how it wasn’t cool for him to feed into that perception (honestly he knows better – but he doesn’t care). He agreed but he NEVER forgot & she was his target from that moment forward b/c he knew unlike the other women Tiff wasn’t going to let him act that way.

Big D says Chaddah was just Tiff’s puppet & fought to keep Baby D. When Azah corrects him stating she was pushing for him to go he completely dismisses her. Should be fun when DF learns Han was the one who talked DX out of playing Roulette & lied to him that she would play.

Another howler is he’s now claiming that Ky was ALWAYS on his hit list — Um Big D didn’t we just experience a full week of you needing to be convinced to vote him out? Didn’t you forewarn Azah prior to HOH/POV that you had a F2 with Ky so you’d have to honor that? Yeah – okay but now you’re trying to gaslight the feeders that you directed the boot order of the entire season (95%) & that only Sarah Beth left later than you wanted. Sure – okay Big Delusional.

He’s claiming ownership for when Whitney was targeted & evicted saying he was the one who got Chris on that track the week prior. That’s hilarious given he wasn’t part of the Royal Flush (and didn’t even know of it’s existence) so when RF met (sans DX) they were the ones who came up with Whit/Han noms & the efforts of Chaddah/Tiff & DX were the reason Whit became the priority boot. If he uses that in his speech it should be hilarious since seven of the current eight jury members (SB, Chaddah, Tiff, Claire, Ally, DX & Ky) will ALL know that’s complete bullsh*t.

He’s also stating he’ll go down as having the best social game in the history of Big Brother. He’ll definitely go down in BB history but for having the WORST game. He thinks a good social game features constant references to women as b*tches or that they are incapable of having their own opinion when it comes to voting. I guess he thinks he enamored us by being horizontal for 95% of the season as he “ran the house” sure that really bowled us over, not to mention all your comp wins! UGH. If he’d just STFU I could maybe (MAYBE) not dislike him so much but the way he treats women & is sooooooooooo bad at this game but refuses to have even an iota of ability to recognize how poorly he played — I just can’t!

The guys spent hours coming up with name options for their F2 & I’ve solved it for them as no other name besides “The Misogyny Brothers” works IMHO. It perfectly describes who they are & how they conducted themselves.

Xavier is equally out of the loop when it comes to the game & while some suggested he was just gaslighting Big D/Azah I’m convinced he really doesn’t know how certain things went down in the house. He’s talking out of both sides of his mouth on one side asking how something went down & on the other side still claiming he drove who left. Like Big D he’s taken to claiming ownership for the boot order saying it occurred 95% accurate to his first week order.

We also get the hilarity of the two men claiming they wanted to go F3 with Frenchie but he screwed up. Question Big D (and X) — since you both also claim to be the unselfish Cookout members, the ones who created it & took out the two “undeserving” representatives (Tiff/Ky) of the season how do you explain your desires to boot Tiff prior to F6 or bringing both Frenchie & Ally deep in the game? Both things can’t exist and be true!

The worst of X’s revisionist tales centers on Christian’s exit. X is claiming he not only knew but drove that eviction. Evidence to the contrary…

He says he THREW that HOH – but we could see his legs shaking & several hamsters commented on it.

If you wanted Chris targeted then WHY…

  • Did you try to make a deal once off the wall to protect ALL the Kings?
  • Were you SHOCKED when Chris was mentioned as a back door target
  • Did you try to flip the vote to keep him?

Another humorous takeaway is X says if not for the CO he would’ve happily gone to F4 with The Kings. This is funny b/c neither SB or Ally would’ve taken him to the end. In fact, if not for the CO then it’s highly likely Chris & DX would’ve been in the spots of X & Ky since they were tighter with the group that included Tiffany, Hannah, Claire & Ally! While Ally/Han had Chris/DX as their number ones the person they listened to most was Tiff so again X will be in for some enlightenment when he exits the house.

To that end, his personal angst toward Ky & Tiff continues to rear it’s ugly head as he also tries to say the Aces were the second best team after the Kings (not the Queens). Given the fact DX/Han didn’t like Brent/Whit that’s a hard narrative to sell.

My threshold for listening to these two clowns is rapidly approaching it’s limit. The sad part is even when they are presented with video, media/analysts/fan evidence after the season showing Tiff as the person who controlled the game through to F6 they’ll still deny it. I fully expect both men to pull the trendy thing of denying the truth b/c that’s who they are.

We got a perfect example yesterday as X delivered his production fed line gritting through his teeth to say something nice about Tiff on the recap show but on feeds was right back to his favorite hobby of Tiff bashing. She saw through him & subconsciously he KNOWS it.

Tiff said she won F8 to make history but if you recall her first comments were she knew the men wanted to keep Ally safe (she wanted Claire). She also said she KNEW X wanted to bring Ally deeper in the game. It’s strictly a guess on my part but my belief was Tiff said to herself – screw this — I threw away my game to remove Chris and DX so I’m not going to let X fracture the CO now – instead I’m forcing him to stay loyal to the mission.

Ky is also sticking to the CO men arrogance misogyny trip — in his exit interviews he’s also stating Tiffany was not WORTHY of representing this season. (I can’t). Proving how all three CO men are stuck in their chauvinistic denial while it’s clear how angry he is at X that doesn’t shift his thinking to hoping for Azah to win the final HOH (b/c then X would likely be evicted) – instead he says he’s pulling for Big D which lends itself to us concluding he’ll vote bitter & that he has no faith Azah could win anyway.

Finally, as I noted in the prior page Spoiler Girl listed an AFP update. Caution: I’m not sure how accurate this information is. Based on her tweet it’s showing a two-horse race with DX leading with 40% & Tiffany in second with 32%. The shocker is 3rd/4th place is a tie with Hannah & X collecting 12% each.

Honestly, it doesn’t seem accurate b/c Claire isn’t even mentioned in this quartet & she ranked second or third the entire season on every poll I saw & Hannah fans are shall we say passionate lol. So who knows – as Another Name has repeatedly reminded us TPTB (Grodner) will make the calls anyway so I’m just hoping she gives Tiffany the prize b/c she made this season more palatable for many of the stans who love strategy & drama.

Megan

X – TIffany you haven’t sat next to your person.. Your person sat on the block 3 times..

But how many times was Britni on the block again? How many times did she sit next to Azah? Funny how it’s only a shame when it comes to Tiffany…when TIFFANY IS NOT EVEN STILL IN THE HOUSE!