Big Brother 13 Spoilers: Fortune Teller starts telling Fortunes “if you miss a reading you might not win HOH” **updated



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9:04pm hammock Kalia calls Rachel over, Kalia Says thank you to rachel. Kalia adds that she talked to Jordan and Jordan said she talked to Rachel and Jordan is going to vote for Kalia.. “thank you thank you a million times”. Rachel: “I’m not telling you what I’m doing”

Kalia is OK with that she just wants rachel to know that rachel is safe next week if Kalia stays in the house, “I’ll make it all happen” .

Rachel something as she walks away can’t hear it fully all I can here is “Bad person” (may have been I’m a bad person) and she lets out a giant SIGH. (All of the blood will be on rachel’s hands)

9:20pm Backyard Jordan and Adam Adam is talking about 90210 and tori spelling. Adam jokes: “I’m a nerdy Jew David is a nerdy Jew so I thought she would be interested”

They start talking about the Season. Adam points out that every season the person that survives the first week eviction usually makes it far. He always doesn’t think throwing the first HOH is a good game move. He thinks Keith threw the first HOH. Adam points out that most of the time the person that wins the first HOH doesn’t get taken out the next week. Adam: “you can always make the excuse.. oh I didn’t know anybody”

 

9:35pm Jordan and Adam Jordan is saying that she bought a home for her home and paid for it flat out. Jordan: “It’s 1400 square feet not too big not too small just right”

Adam says his apartment is 1200sqft she explains it’s in a U-shape and the bathroom door knob you have to turn left to open… He adds that him and his room mate pay 850 each for rent. Adam loves hoboken.

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9:38pm Purple room POrsche and Rachel
Fortune Teller is talking “Hello Ladies”
Rachel: “HI Sorceress” (WTF why is rachel calling this thing Sorceress)
FT: “Please gather everyone into the room NOW”
The houseguests all gather in the purple
Fortune: “Hello everyone”
Adam: “whats up honey”
FT: “greetings houseguests I am Crystal the big brother fortune teller… i’m having a premonition the winner of big brother is sitting in this room right now..when you hear my laugh you have one minute come to the purple room to hear my fortune after that you must LEAVE MY presence and if you miss a reading you might not win HOH… ”
The fortune teller demands everyone leave the Purprle room at once.

The hosueguests scatter.

backyard Jordan and Adam
Jordan says that Kalia will be really good at remembering this (BTW is going into full hair pulling mode). Jordan: “It has to just work while we’re up becuase otherwise none of us will hear it”.
Adam: “DUDE that was awesome thank god it finally BLANK talked” Adam tells Jordan he thinks it will go one all night and he’s ready. (adam is super excited)

The FT starts laughing a;; the players run into the purple room



FT: “In 2018 shelly will make millions How to get the perfect tan you tan to reaches top 3 in the best seller list”
Rachel: “That’s not even a good joke”

9:48pm
Adam is telling them that this is going to happen all night long.. (Still super excited)

FT: “IN 2017 after the hot miami sun become too much for her to bear and Prosche will move to Anchorage Alaska and buy an igloo with a eskimo called enire”

9:57pm FT starts laughing everyone races into the Purple Room
FT: “In 2014 JEFF will disappear from society he was last seen wandering the chicago room muttering one thing CLOWN SHOES. LEAVE MY PALOR ROOM”


FT: “On Oct 15th, 2011 at 3:42pm Dani will reconcile with her father Dick. On Oct 15th, 2011 at 3:49pm they will stop speaking”

FT: “IN 2014 after sleeping for 19 straight days and making national headlines in a sleep study Kalia will earn her dream job as a matress and pillow tester.”



10:31pm Everyone off studying the fortune teller fortunes
Adam smoking like crazy. From what I can see, Rachel has it figured down, along with Kalia and Adam. Jordan is struggling and Porsche is off camera ATM.



10:41pm
FT: “in 2016 Lawon will take New York fashion week by storm when he launches his handsomefied lines of Hats, Ties and Jackets”

10:43pm
FT: “after taking 9 years to earn his PhD Brendon will shock scholars and physicians alike after finding a cure for something that has plagued him for life.. Athletes foot”

10:46pm JAR in the backyard going over the fortunes. Jordan isn’t as strong as Adam in her knowledge of the fortunes. Adam is smoking like crazy but he’s got them down though. Surprisingly enough I think Porsche has it more or less figured. Kalia is doing decent as well but is freaking out. Porsche is having fun with it.. she’s doing all the fortunes in ascents.
From what I can see Adam->rachel->Kalia/Porsche->Jordan

Adam is smoking like crazy and “rain maning” it on the memory wall.. he says he knows exactly what he’s doing.. (He’s move his hand in the air around the memory wall faces muttering to himself dates times and faces. After every fortune he runs outside and power smokes)

10:54pm There starting to think it might not go all night.

FT: “in 2020 Adam will file for bankruptcy after investing his life’s savings in a line of bacon scented heavy mental bears for children”

11:03pm
FT: “IN 2018 rachel will give birth 9lbs 6oz bouncing baby boy it will be name Bookie Jr after it’s proud father”

11:05pm
FT: “IN 2012 Cassie will land a roll along international mega star David hassellhoff in the countryfied baywatch reboot, riverwatch”.

11:07pm
FT: “in 2015 Eval dick will start a xmas tradition buy bringing gifts to heavily tattooed orphans and changing his name from Eval Dick to old ST Dick”



11:10pm
FT: “IN 2013 Dom will grace the cover of 17 magazine with the headline total DOMination he’ll dethrone pop sensation Justin B as America’s favorite heart throb”

11:14pm adam says that Dom wasn’t that cute. Rachel: “Old up someone has bieber fever” Adam: “No I just slept beside Dom for 23 days”

11:18pm
FT: “IN 2015 Keith will land a job hosting a new dating shows called love rejected but it will be short lived when it’s revealed he tried to date all 29 contestants”

11:22pm
FT:”IN 2011 after the runway success of the humilitard Jordan will launch a line of successful humilitard items, humilicar, humilifier and the humili bake oven

11:25pm Jordan is struggling, she asks rachel if Adam is telling the other side the answers. rachel says no don’t worry.

(From listening to them practice the best is Adam->Porsche->Kalia->Jordan, Rachel isn’t practicing she’s just helping Jordan study.. Adam is by far the best at this)

Midnight Adam is telling Jordan if he wins HOH then he’ll put her and POrsche on the block. He says if he wins the VETO he won’t use it and Rachel will vote to keep Jordan. Adam say Jordan is 100% safe but if she does win the Veto and saves herself it will be a benefit to her if she makes it to final 2 because she can say she stepped up and won a POV when she needed it the most. Adam explains that rachel has won so many comps that it helps us all out if weh win a few near the end, Adam: “rachel doesn’t need any extra incentive to win” Jordan understands and says she’s kool about it.

(Adam is very confident about this coming HOH )

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198 thoughts on “Big Brother 13 Spoilers: Fortune Teller starts telling Fortunes “if you miss a reading you might not win HOH” **updated

  1. IF this is the sum total of the Fortune Teller’s Predictions on BB13, she is as worthless as
    some of the HGs.
    Perhaps, the Fortune Teller will be evicted tomorrow. “Shocker!!!” lol

    1. how can you remember all this? this is just ridiculous – there’s no way on earth you can remember this unless you write it down.

      Jordan should write it down with a bottle of ketchup or nail polish or something ….

      If Adam gets this he’ll take Porch to the end.

      Honestly I don’t even give a shit anymore-

      goodnight!

        1. Hoping that Rachel could also try for the Hoh because by paraphrasing it is going more into the clarification of the sentence and making it your own will be easy to understand and remember.

      1. Adam is confident that he will win HOH because, AG told him SO!…It’s the bag…J or R vs. A in final 2 and J or R will win and Adam will come in 2nd just like it’s scripted…Rachel, with the help of production, got him Tori, Donna Martin, Spelling and BB got him $50k. And america’s “sweetheart” or “rachel(her meanest is all an act)” to win $500k…looks like cbs is as much out of tune to viewers as congress is to the american people.

        1. While I totally agree with your assessment of Congress, I can’t believe you are falling into the conspiracy theory group that thinks the show is rigged. Give me a break.

    1. why? who gives a sh!t – I mean honestly. So many people do things, subconciously, when they are nervous or stressed. I’m not hating but it just seems like people are ‘reaching’ with this one. I don’t get it.

    2. Yeah, OMG, I loved “hair pulling mode” (she should have a big old bald patch by now) and also “power smoking”. LOL! And “rain-manning”! Was Rachel doing her pouty, crazy lip thing, “rubber band lips”?

    1. No, she doesn’t get to play. I don’t even know why she keeps going in there. She can try to coach Jordan all she wants, I don’t think it will help any.

    2. I’d like to know also…does Rachel get to play in the next HOH ? I’m not sure of all the rules…thanks ! and yes it’s so weird how Jordan is so fanatic about her hair…I still like her tho :)

    3. OH …sorry for asking the same question that has already been answered…I’m new to this site and didn’t see it ..now I feel so DUH !! hehe

    4. Rachel cannot but it would have been nice if she could be in this comp because she is paraphrasing what the FT said and I think that is a better way of understanding the statement and easy to remember, if the wordings are rearrange to confuse the house guests and Rachel understand the clarification of the sentence she would have been good. Hope she wins the POV and she really deserve to win this game.

  2. wow…the fortune teller could be doing that all night!

    i really think kalia is gone wednesday. i think production encourages rachel and jordan to keep an open mind, and weigh their options…

  3. About freakin’ time the Fortune Teller comes into play. Maybe my tweet to CBS last night finally prompted them to use it. Lol (Not, I know.)

    Jordan’s memory sucks! Lol After hating Rachel last year, I’m hoping she wins. Don’t get me wrong…she is still annoying in a lot of ways, but she’s kinda grown on me since Brendon’s second eviction. She’s the only one left who’s worked her butt off for this game. (literally and figuratively.)

    Simon…I feel so bad for you that Adam has turned out to be such a disappointing player. I know he was your pick way back at the beginning. Who do you want to see win Big Brother now?
    Anyway…thanks to you and Dawg for such an awesome season of typing your fingers to the bone. :) I look forward to spending next summer with you.

    To the OBB community…your comments have entertained me, enraged me, enlighted me and (at times) confused me. Lol Thanks for a fun summer,everyone. C U all for BB14! :D (I know the season isn’t over yet, but I figured I’d say my good-bye’s now b/c I don’t often comment.)

  4. Jordan may have the beginning of trichotillomania… Watching her it’s not just a nervous thing it seems to really be a compulsion.
    Just saying

    1. My dog is smarter than Jordumb. Look at her struggling. All you have to do is remember which event occured first. How hard is that… Seriously….!!!!

      1. During BB11, Jordan said she hated her HS because the students were soooooo
        serious about studying and getting good grades.
        ugh!!!

      2. well markus,
        It’s always easier from home dude
        dont count out anyone the trick isnt to get gist of it the comp will be one or two words only different and they will hold up true or false
        then one by one or two lol will be out and last one standing wins hoh.
        so the trick is hearing every word and being able to quickly root out true or false so 50 50 chance fastest answer wins

        1. ummm it’s like six sentences to remember, porsche isn’t even struggling as bad

          jordan literally must be missing part of her frontal cortex

  5. Sounds like a fun week with the FT. They haven’t had anything that lasted all night yet this season. It will be all the more fun because Kalia will be gone. yay!

  6. FINALLY the FT is talking… What the FT said about Jeff is sooooo true….I hope Adam or Jordan wins the next HOH and kick the car out of the house

    1. AGREE, I cannot stand Porsche and BB should of kicked her out after they saw her putting something in Jordan’s drink. I understand that the lying is part of the game but when it comes to trying to inflict physical pain on someone then BB should of evicted her right then and there. No excuse for that!! Want final 3 to be Rachel (winner) Jordan and Adam because they have not tried to cause physical harm to anyone or anything like Porsche and Kalia have.

        1. Guess what? This isn’t a competition in the outside world. This is a very controlled game on TV with rules. This shouldn’t be allowed in at all. There should be zero tolerance for this crap just like for violence. As a matter of fact, it is passive/aggressive violence. You are not allowed to cheat, either in this or in real world competitions and if you think that poisoning people, even with just a laxative, is OK in real competitions, you are delusional. It is cheating, period. Jordan could really get sick and be dehydrated, it can be painful and she may have thought she needed to go to the hospital, thus removing her from the game completely. And whining about it? It’s true and Porsche is scum for even trying it. What if she continued her rampage with other houseguests she didn’t like. Would it be OK then?

          I can’t remember which season (2 or 3?) but when that girl used the guy’s electric toothbrush on the toilet, production told him about it before he used it. It doesn’t appear that production warned Jordan but it is still foul, unsportsmanlike, reprehensible and completly unfair. Apparently, you are a win at any cost kind of person. I feel sorry for you. Ill Will is the perfect name for you.

            1. Do not know how you are not understanding how wrong what she did was and that legally it does not matter if anyone drank it or not or even what it was. Her INTENT was to do physical harm to Jordan and make her sick and whether she succeeded in what she planned does not matter she is guilty of trying to cause physical harm to someone and she should of been sent out of the house. It does not matter what it was she put in there; her intent was to make someone physically sick!!!

            2. These people harping on the Benefiber are not interested in reading about what really happened. Just more garbage from the JJ fans.

              1. Get over yourself. Defending someone and stating what’s wrong in a public forum is not “garbage” And if that’s what you really think of JJ fans, then you are a pitiful. I feel sorry for the people you know in the real world.

          1. Totally agree with you that it was winning at any means and nothing is beyond this girl. She thinks nothing of making someone sick and if Jordan had happened to of been allergic to something that was in whatever it was she put in the drink depending on how bad the allergy was she could of died. Sorry, but that type of action should not of been tolerated and CBS if not BB should of totally evicted her from the house and the game. Some things that are not harmful like the lying are tolerated in BB but this type of action is reprehensible. When you do something in this game, that would physically harmful to someone they should not be allowed to stay and I personally am disgusted with CBS for allowing her to continue playing. That was not a GAG; it was reprehensible and she should of been send home immediately!! I guess if she hit one of them that also would be fine with you because in your mind it is win at all cost.

            1. Agree, zero tolerance and cannot believe that CBS allowed her to stay after trying to poison one of the house guests, and sorry but trying to poison someone is not a gag!!!! It is AGAINST THE LAW and she should of been sent packing.

              1. Sheri, you just exposed yourself to being a sock puppet. Look it up. You reply to your own comments and forgot to change names this time. You should be ashamed.

                Oh, and TEAM NOT-JORDAN!!!

          1. Your logic is wrong. It does not matter if anyone drank it or not the crime was in putting it in there with the intent of making someone sick. Her intent was to make someone sick or cause physical harm to someone and the crime is in her intent whether she succeeded in what she was trying to do or not. Seriously, she could be prosecuted for her actions and should of been! CBS should of taken action if for no other reason but for legal reasons.

            1. You obviously have no knowledge of the incident that you are making a judgment on. Intent is something you have to prove in a court of law. I suggest, if you incurred any damages, that you file a lawsuit against Porsche. Consult an attorney.

            2. You Jordan fans are deranged. But I think I have it figured out. You’re women who hate other women that have brains and beauty. It’s fine if you’re pretty but dumber than a bag of farts. Or if you’re smart but uglier than a horses ass.

              Disturbing.

          2. Jordan did drink it and was SICK for 3 days. It was a stupid prank and BB told “P” and Dani they would be kicked out if “P” or “D” did it again.

            1. Simon,
              “HELP”…….

              Did Jordan drink the fiber-filled milk or did Porsche throw it away before anyone
              drank any of it?

            2. Then Jordan has her case, and that BB gave them another chance in the game is disgusting. They should of been kicked out right then and there. Those two are just horrible examples of what a human being should be.

          1. What does knowing anyone have to do with it. WRONG IS WRONG and criminal is criminal!! Porsche is just so disgusting a human being.

          2. Leave it to cat people to over dramatize me just giving my opinion on how what Porsche did wasn’t that big of a deal.. Now I’m Evil, because if my name no doubt, I have no interest explaining to these idiot what my name means, their brains are to small to comprehend like Jordumb.

        2. really ill will what if precious dani was duped and drank something jeff put in drink REALLY what kind of person are you
          the normal way to get back in real world
          are you 10

        1. On August 14th, Porsche got pissed off about something and put Benefiber in the Muscle Milk. Production caught it and called her to the DR, she came out and threw it away.

          1. Got it but there is intent to hurt someone. Intent is good enough and if Jordan would have drank it and caused an allergic reaction that landed her in the hospital it would have been very bad for Porsche. Production stopped it, so let us move on. I cannot wait to see who will win the HOH today, too bad Rachel cannot join the comp. She would have been good as she is paraphrasing what the FT said which I think is a better way of understanding the meaning of the sentence and would be easy to remember something when there is clarification on the meaning of the sentence. Hoping she wins POV and wins first place and Adam or Jordan second place. These players are all winners anyway, as they are all getting paid for their time and some have received extra money. They should be happy to have had worked for the summer and received good pays when a lot of people are suffering in this economy.

          2. Benefiber isn’t going to make anyone sick or have diarhea(?). If anything, it does the opposite unless you are already constipated. And you’re not poisoning anyone with it either. Give it a rest already. Not criminal at all. Community milk, she could just say she was doing the house a favor – most of them were complaining about being constipated anways. I know Jordan wouldn’t understand any of this, but I guess I was hoping her fans would.

              1. I’m saying that legally (for those who think this is criminal) that could be her defense. No, I wasn’t saying it was OK (just not criminal). I thought that was obvious.

            1. For everyones information, Porshe put the benifiber in the mucle milk, the have nots indeed were using it and Jordan was constantly using the bathroom and had complained about not feeling well, only after 2 days did production tell Porshe to throw the muscle milk away, yes benefiber can affect people differently, and joke or not, it was stupid and immature, and for anyone else to think different must be just as immature as Porshe!!!!!

  7. So yeah, I guess we definitely know the next HoH is questions. Julie is probably going to ask questions that are correct and incorrect quotes from the fortune teller.

    1. It’s gonna suck if this FT keeps them up all night.

      Also, since the eviction is being taped tomorrow. Will we know who the new HoH is tomorrow night?

      1. Even if he does and if they are just remembering what the FT have said and Big Brother makes it confusing on asking the questions and the house guests do not have time to think there will be a lot of guessing and who knows who will be the smartest one that really understood what the FT was saying. This could be a true or false comp and since all the dates have at least two house guest on each date that have been predicted on what will happen it will not be as easy as they thought.

        1. There are some dates that have 2 hgs, 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018. There are 5 dates that have one hg. 2019 is not mentioned and Brendon has no date, only that it takes him 9 years to get his degree.

    1. Let’s hope not. She deserves to go home. She’s been there too long as it is. She is lazy, rude, destructive, violent and mean.

      BYE BYE COWLIA! Sucks to be you…

  8. They are going to double up on the dates, and they will probably be up all night like previous years. So, far, they all seem to be doing good The clown shoes is hillarious

  9. Aw man I was kinda hoping the FT would only speak to Kalia and give her a special power to save herself………….just kidding!!

  10. If you love this Tool Adumb and cry when people talk about his gross stupid ass,, do not read the following post:

    BEGIN RANT- AAAAGGGGHHHHHH watching and listening to this idiot with the FT is killin me! He think he’s so smart and he sounds STUPID! in between 50 cigarettes that he’s sucking down like a desperate crackhead, he’s managing to have enough breath to annoy me with his mouth breathing AMD disguising eating sounds. Then he keeps dancing around and throwing his arms around like a dramatic fool. I just can’t stand this dude AT ALL please Fortune Teller evict him tonight!!!!! Or at least tell a really good fortune about how much the fans hate him. END RANT

    Ah. Feel much better

  11. I’ve tried to comment here about 5 times and it won’t post. Anyway, the one about Kalia is hilarious and so true! I bet she is insulted but even production knows that all she does is sleep, eat and complain/brag (nothing in between). I can’t believe she told Jordan she was going to go mope. What a giant baby to announce this so they will feel sorry for her. Yeah, great game play Kalia. You are so strong. LOL Black queen my ass.

    1. Remember when Kalia was commenting that “some people” in the house lived and breathed the show – she couldn’t understand that –
      and that she was in no way interested in being ‘that’ person.

      ” I mean, I’ve seen the show, but that’s about it.”

      So, way back when, she separated herself from the flow of the show, and now, she weeps and moans and whispers that she doesn’t deserve to go home when
      “some people” don’t deserve it as much as she does – uh, really?…well – that’s ok. bub-bye!

      1. I don’t see why there is so many negative comments toward Kalia, the house pretty much have much more annoying a**holes in the house besides her (Kailia). Jordan dumb a** whines a whole lot. Every other word comes out of Rachel’s mouth is Brendon this and Brendon that. I would evict her (Rachel) a** just because of that. It’s freaking annoying to keep hearing that word finacee. Adam is an idiot that does nothing but smoke all the time and eat freaking bacon. Porsche sneaky a** is alright with me. For some apparent reason, she is cool to me. Jeff did nothing but complain and b***h about who deserves to be there or not. I am so glad Kalia evicted his stupid ignorant a**. If Kalia played the game smart, she should have gotten Jordan a** out just because. People, lay off of the black girl, there are other ignorant a**holes in the house that you can rank on. It’s a d**m shame that people come on these chats and make fun of people’s character as if you know them. What a freaking a** waste. You must be jealous of them smdh.

  12. Am i wrong, but in previous years of BB, the players were not allowed to use anything to help them remember events, and dates, why are Kahlia and Porshe allowed to use the Bible???

    1. NOW all of my comments post. Sorry for the rant guys.

      I also don’t get it why they get to use the bible. I assume they allowed it for religious purposes but as soon as they discovered how they were using it, they should have taken it away.

      What I find funny is that Kalia is so worried the FT might go on all night. She’s only worried that she won’t get her required 23 hours of sleep time. LOL

      1. Why not use the bible, it’s just another book with a whole lot of made up non-sense anyway, you know just like “Beowuf”, “Homer and the Illiad” you know Lord of the rings type fantasy. Besides look who’s reading the thing anyway…not exactly the most “god-fearing” HG

        1. Caleb, nice trampling on other people’s religious beliefs. I don’t ever force my beliefs on anyone else, wish you would stop forcing your non-beliefs on others and bashing theirs, imo.

  13. This website is pissing me off. I keep writing comments and they don’t post. I can’t get the web pages to load completely and have to keep reloading. Does anyone else have this problem?

      1. Caleb, you are on a roll aren’t you? Do you make this stuff up as you go, just to try to make people think you’re cool? Or do you really believe you’re baseless drivel? Either way…smh

  14. Why won’t your page post my comment??????? It never completely finishes loading and then erases everything I typed. Does anyone else have this problem?

    1. It use to do that for me too. But it stopped when I started putting my email in under my name. Don’t know if that will help, but you could try.

  15. Porsh is never going to remember any of these….she looks like a deer lost in headlights. Scratching her stomach and thinks she is at the fair to have fun with the carnie boys…lol

    1. Porshe is doing quite well, In fact Rachel just quizzed her and made the statement someone not quite as dumb as they act. If Rachel was smart she would let Kahlia think she is going home and then get rid of Porshe.

  16. doesn’t Jordan pull her hair out then eat cause she has a disorder of some sort? (seriously) I read that somewhere) it’s a real disease. they even had an episode about it on the show nip/tuck .

    1. Are you talking about trichotillomania? It’s a disorder. And I’ve never heard of Jordan having this problem. Did she pull her hair this much in BB11? I can’t remember.

  17. Simon, I have most of the things that the FT said in the comment section on previous title of Rachel and Porsche if you need them

  18. Lame. We already hear that kind of talk from Aunt Cowlia the Hutt.

    Leave it to Production to double the torture of verbal diarrhea: one from K, the other from FT.

  19. yes i have from day one (have to re post, refresh, etc…) and i hate it when it says you are posting too quickly when all i did was hit send button.
    do what i do and copy comments so when they don’t go through you can resend with a paste and wont have to retype it all.

  20. After the Evel Dick prediction, PK went back to bedroom. I heard pages turning. Is P cheating by making some kind of notes in the Bible?

  21. If Kalia had half a brain she would have NOT listened to any of the fortunes and let R/J/A know. She would loose the HOH but at least she would stay and could try for the veto. Thankfully she didnt think of that and is gone tomorrow.

  22. Jordan really has issues with her hair! I dont think she ever stops tugging at it! Really annoying!! but I still want to see RJA in final 3, Kalia must go, and Porshe can follow right behind!

  23. This is the FT phrases verbatim, in case anyone was wondering…

    In 2018, Shelly will make millions when her book “How I created the perfect tan, and how you tan too.” reaches number 3 on the all time best sellers list.

    In 2017, after the hot Miami sun becomes too much for her to bear, Prosche will move to Anchorage Alaska and buy an igloo with an eskimo named Ernie.

    In 2014 Jeff will disappear from society. He will be last seen wandering the chicago streets muttering only two words: “Clown Shoe”.

    On October 15th, 2011, at 3:42PM, Danielle will reconcile with her father Dick. On October 15th, 2011, at 3:49PM, they will go back to not speaking.

    In 2014, after sleeping for 19 straight days and making national headlines in a sleep study, Kalia will earn her dream job as a mattress and pillow tester.

    In 2016, Lawon will take New York fashion week by storm when he launches his handsome-fied line of hats, ties, and jackets.

    After taking 9 years to earn his PHD, Brendon will shock scholars and psysicians alike after discovering the cure for an ailment that plagued him his entire life: athletes foot.

    In 2020, Adam will file for bankruptcy after investing his life savings into a line of bacon scented heavy metal teddy bears for children.

    In 2018, Rachel will give birth to a 9 pound, 6 ounce bouncing baby boy naming it Bookie Jr. after its proud father.

    In 2012, Cassi will land a role alongside international megastar David Hasselhoff in the contrified Baywatch reboot, Riverwatch.

    In 2015 Evel Dick will start a Christmas tradition by bringing gifts to heavily tattood orphans, changing his name from Evel Dick to Old Saint Dick.

    In 2013, DOminic will grace the cover of 17 magizines with the headline “Total Dom-ination”. He’ll dethrone pop sensation Justin Beber as America’s favorite heartthrob.

    In 2015, Keith will land a job hosting a new dating show called “Love Rejection”, but it will be short lived after it’s revealed he tried to date all 29 female contestants.

    In 2011, after the runaway success of the humilitard, Jordan will launch a line of humilitard inspired items including the humili-car, the humili-fier, and the humili-bake oven.

    That’s a lot of shit to remember. LOL.

  24. i think this is gonna be a comp where they will have all the years on one side, and the events on the other, and whoever can match them all up and in order the fastest wins, so it wont just be about remembering the events, they will have to do it the fastest too. im hoping for this, its much more entertaining than just questions.

    1. does anyone notice any connection or significance or pattern to the numbers? i don’t know but I am into numerology but these numbers and dates seem nonsensical (which makes them harder to remember)

      on BB11 when they did those comps where people made statements on the loudspeaker thing and the HGs had to remember what was said for the HOH comp (i think it was a TF) they repeated those statements over and over i was basically saying then verbatim — this sucks that the FT only said it once bc that too makes it harder…but i guess it’s bc it’s late in the game and so much is at stake

  25. This is all the phrases the FT said verbatim, in case anyone was wondering…

    In 2018, Shelly will make millions when her book “How I created the perfect tan, and how you tan too.” reaches number 3 on the all time best sellers list.

    In 2017, after the hot Miami sun becomes too much for her to bear, Prosche will move to Anchorage Alaska and buy an igloo with an eskimo named Ernie.

    In 2014 Jeff will disappear from society. He will be last seen wandering the chicago streets muttering only two words: “Clown Shoe”.

    On October 15th, 2011, at 3:42PM, Danielle will reconcile with her father Dick. On October 15th, 2011, at 3:49PM, they will go back to not speaking.

    In 2014, after sleeping for 19 straight days and making national headlines in a sleep study, Kalia will earn her dream job as a mattress and pillow tester.

    In 2016, Lawon will take New York fashion week by storm when he launches his handsome-fied line of hats, ties, and jackets.

    After taking 9 years to earn his PHD, Brendon will shock scholars and psysicians alike after discovering the cure for an ailment that plagued him his entire life: athletes foot.

    In 2020, Adam will file for bankruptcy after investing his life savings into a line of bacon scented heavy metal teddy bears for children.

    In 2018, Rachel will give birth to a 9 pound, 6 ounce bouncing baby boy naming it Bookie Jr. after its proud father.

    In 2012, Cassi will land a role alongside international megastar David Hasselhoff in the contrified Baywatch reboot, Riverwatch.

    In 2015 Evel Dick will start a Christmas tradition by bringing gifts to heavily tattood orphans, changing his name from Evel Dick to Old Saint Dick.

    In 2013, DOminic will grace the cover of 17 magizines with the headline “Total Dom-ination”. He’ll dethrone pop sensation Justin Beber as America’s favorite heartthrob.

    In 2015, Keith will land a job hosting a new dating show called “Love Rejection”, but it will be short lived after it’s revealed he tried to date all 29 female contestants.

    In 2011, after the runaway success of the humilitard, Jordan will launch a line of humilitard inspired items including the humili-car, the humili-fier, and the humili-bake oven.

    That’s a lot of sh** to memorize, LOL.

  26. Porsche’s got this in the bag. She beat Lawon playing memory with the home-made cards without letting him match a single pair. :P

  27. FT: “after taking 9 years to earn his PhD Brendon will shock scholars and physicians alike after finding a cure for something that has plagued him for life.. Athletes foot”

    I thought he was going to cure cancer?

    FT: “in 2020 Adam will file for bankruptcy after investing his life’s savings in a line of bacon scented heavy mental bears for children”

    This is wrong, he will be in jail for 40 years for investing all his money made from his bacon business in government surveillance equipment used to stalk Tori Spelling.

    1. Isn’t it obvious? she can’t put her hope on Jordan remembering, that’s like Kalia shutting up for more than 5 minutes, its not going to happen.. Like I said Jordan is useless, she will be carried to that money, I just hope Rachel wakes up…

    2. maybe she either knows all of her stuff or it’s for the next HOH comp that she can’t participate in. Production did call her in and maybe the told her she doesn’t have to worry about memorizing

  28. Simon,

    I wasn’t listening too much when Rachel was talking to Porsche/Kalia, was she helping or trying to trip them up?

    It seemed to me that she was trying to confuse Jordan and Adam, after she was talking to PK. Does she want Porsche to win?

  29. Tonight is actually confusing, usually Rachel sticks to her word, which would be sticking with Jordan, but she’s getting cozy with Porche again. I don’t know what’s going on. And it also looks as Adam has a deal with Porche. If Porche wins I give up on this game, because she doesn’t even care and she had a free ride for weeks. She can’t even play social game, she’s so awkward And not to mention how bad she looked in that bathing suit picture, can we say pear shape! BLAH!! My husband and i joked that shoulder up she looks real thin. Her head his smaller than her whole body.

  30. I’m expecting Adam to win HOH, Rachel to win POV and not use it, but the question would be who would Rachel evict–Porsche or Jordan? It is definitely not a clear decision one way or the other.

    Rachel knows she can beat Porsche in F2 but does she think she can beat Jordan?

  31. maybe this isn’t even for hoh maybe this is for the pov… who knows because this week must be fast forward week or something bc there are too many ppl in the house for the amount of days left… i hope rachel studies for herself (and doesn’t just help jordan) because if this is for a pov then rachel needs to know this stuff, too!!

  32. Hey SIMON, Evel Dick was on Twitter about an hour ago and this is what he said: ” I’ve lost 15-20lbs & can’t eat a bite without shitting it out 20 min. later. This surgery has been horrible. Thanks for all the well wishes”

  33. im gonna laugh at all the haters when jordan pulls off this HOH. she will study with Adam once Adam gets it down, amd Rachel will make her study like crazy.

  34. this show is getting wack. any tori spelling gimmick or fortune teller and now freakin jessie? they should do a fast forward to the season finale.

  35. this show is getting wack lately. I love this show but golly its getting boring. ANY gimmick to keep it up like the tori spelling bit, fortunes teller FINALLY talking, now Jessie? Really? the next episode of Big Brother should have another “Fast Forward episode to the season finale.

  36. why so many Kalia haters? your racism is showing again america….shocker!!! lazy people don’t win TWO HOH competitons nor do they run a close 2nd to win again which she also did twice losing to Danielle and then Rachel, but no one gives her credit for anything here I see…lazy people remind me of people like let’s say uhmmmm, JORDAN who has only won one thing and that was a luxury competition….or they luck out and win like Adam, then have no balls to make a big move against a player that has already won, and another who is so stupid she can’t even pronounce her man’s name properly…..so she really needs to win the half a million…..LOL Big Brother sucks and I for one am finished wasting my time reading these posts and watching this show. Who cares who wins it at this point. Let me get back to life and leave you big brother losers to yourselves, I am sure you’ll all have a field day posting a nice nasty reply to my message, go ahead I won’t be back on here to read them and it’ll just prove my point about m most of you…LMAO

    1. i agree with you. most people on this board don’t like kalia because she is black. they are using this forum as a spring board to spill their venom and hatred of black people disguising it as not liking her because she is fat, lazy etc. these are same attributes that can be said about jordan and pinto. jordan is not fat. but she is definitely lazy. i call it hidden racism. Everytime a black person is on BB, people find something wrong with them and they are doing the same things as their white counterparts. Monet and Britney BB12, were guilty of a lot of things equally last year, but they condemned Monet and praised Britney and hurried up and evicted Monet.

    2. Sorry, you’ll have to try better. I despise Kalia, liked Lawon and Keith. Kalia is an uninteresting chatterbox who abuses dogs and pees in the hot tub. Even if she didn’t, she still made a joke about doing so which is just stupid.

    3. I got on a poster for racist comments about her several weeks ago and heshe backed down. I agree with you totally. Rachel has been eating like there is no tomorrow. Porsche and Jordan have been sitting or sleeping just as much as Kalia. Yes, she does talk a lot, but Rachel is her equal in using the word “like.” It could be that most of these people have no Black friends. That is why I wish BB would cast a more diverse group. Then maybe you wouldn’t have such STUPID questions like Shelly asking if K had ever been discriminated against, or Jeff expressing shock that a Black person could tan.

  37. i know one thing, i hope next year they get some women that know how to man up and stop all that crying when they get put on the block. Every last one of these women just booohooed like crazy, maybe not Pinto. i would probably do the same thing too, but it’s getting old and annoying. Some of them make real ugly faces when they cry

  38. I think she was trying to make hot wings ? coz I saw her making the sauce with butter and hotsauce…did she finally get to eat it in between running to the parlor ?

  39. I want rachel to win otherwise i m going to be upset at big brother she works so hard and she
    Deserves so much….. Rachel boy george FTW

  40. I kinda wanted to see the FT pop out of her box, grab Adam by the leg and drag his useless ass out of the house. But that’s just me.

  41. @I’ll Will, these people are up JJ ass just as much as Adam. Who the hell is allergic to fiber. Lmao….They use the word poison, Lmao again, Benefiber is poison, If it was really bad then production would don’t something besides telling herbto throw it away. Jordan is so freaking picky she wouldn’t of even drank muscle milk, its not cookie dough, it’s muscle milk. Sheri was just worried cause her head was still up Jordans ass and if she tried the muscle milk, Jordan might shit Sheri and all u JJ fans out. We wouldn’t want that now, would we. Go Team Porche….. I happy this comp highlights all of Jordumb strengths. Lmao yet again…I have listened to Jordan talk shit about certain HG for two weeks now, but that’s ok right. All you JJ fans kick rocks, its not that serious.

  42. Jordan wasn’t doing as bad as you were suggesting. She actually has the gist of all of them down pretty well. Adam has it the fastest but still. You made it sound like Jordan sucked. After awhile she was doing pretty great.

  43. Since most fortune tellers are fake, I believe this one maybe, as well…..call me now! I honestly believe that the fortune teller is just playing with the house. I don’t think those bogus facts will even come into play. I couldn’t sleep last night, so I decided to watch BBAD. Jordan and that hair pulling is nuts. Jordan is a sweetheart, but she just might need some counseling…..hell, I might need some too.

    1. this is mostly to simon THANKS you have been great and the bb wouldnt be as much fun without you. Just Saying
      ALSO
      Tie Breaker my bet all will be good (most) at phrases and at the end tie breaker will be the order of the phrases ?? what ya think?

  44. Rachel FTW. I haven’t liked her until last few weeks but that girl’s got GAME! She is a competitor!!!!! JJ fan for life but. Rachel FTW!!!!!!

  45. Oh this season is so rigged, worst season ever… LOL, seriously quit crying Dani fans and get over it. The only rigging going on happened at the beginning when Dani got out of all those comps because of daddy. Show me another player that was in that house this season that got out of having to compete to stay in the house for as long as she did.

    1. I’m not sure if anybody has mentioned this yet, but I believe the only reason that Evel Dick came back is so Danielle could, also. I believe Danielle had a problem accepting the fact that she didn’t win and her daddy wanted to prove to her and himself that he won fair and square. I don’t believe he had any kind of family/friend emergency. I believe he did not plan on staying and that was a way to get him out of the house. Now, Dani has to accept that she got as far as she did because of daddy. I’m for sure Dani felt she deserved a portion of her father’s winnings and that is probably why they do not speak. For some reason, Dani went in thinking that she was this great mastermind, I sure hope reality has set in for her.

  46. How disappointing this season has turned out to be. With the fix in for Rachel and Jordan and worthless Adam in tow, who cares who wins. The only thing that will make this season turn out well is if Porsche somehow pulls out HOH this week. Then she will at least have a slim chance to compete for a spot in final 2. But, I’m sure CBS will figure out a way to keep it the way they want it. After the Pandora’s box that rigged it for R&J, and then the worthless Pandora’s box given to Rachel… if you don’t think the fix is in… think again. CBS, you suck. This used to be one of my favorite shows, but after this season, I’m rethinking that. Very, very disappointing.

  47. I’m glad this season’s almost over ..
    Sons of Anarchy starts tonight …FINALLY something good to watch.

    Next summer they really need to screen these people better. I want to see a new Janelle or Dr Will. Give me some likeable villains!!!

  48. What if adam won hoh this week and he put up jordan and porshe/kalia on the block and rachel won pov and she decides to use it on jordan…who would be the replacement nominee? I doubt it would happen but im just wondering…

  49. BB shouldn’t be coming back next year………….this one was a bore and the producers only threw the vets in to try and get more viewers. The show is fixed and the newbys will win. At this point, who gives a crap I just want it to be OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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