3:30pm backyard Jordan and Natalie. Jordan complaining that this is going to be a long week. Natalie agrees she says she can’t wait for a “real” luxury competition. Jordan says that Michelle is really bad at numbers she’s always over calculating them. Jordan doesn’t think that she will win Head of Household next week…. awkward silence Jordan trying to pull all her hair out.
4:00pm backyard Natalie and Kevin Kevin tells Natalie that Jeff’s been saying he’s been the underdog all the entire time. Natalie calls that bullshit, “he’s been running this house since week 3”. Natalie says she doesn’t feel bad for Jeff leaving he had a chance to save himself and he blew it. Kevin mentions that they can read Jeff a little bit but Michelle is so nutz he has no idea what?s going on with her. Kevin thinks that Michelle really does have multiple personalities, “some time she a mousy nerdy girl other times she’s a jersey girl”
Kevin says how about this plan if we get rid of Jordan than Jeff will be around next week he’ll win HOH and go after Michelle because she’s the strongest player. Natalie doesn’t think that will happen he’ll most likely go after us She reminds him that Jeff in the final 3 means Jeff goes to the final 2. Kevin “I just met hypothetical” Natalie “It was a stupid hypothetical” Kevin there is
only one plan for next week and that is to win POV. Natalie agrees there isn’t any strategizing. Kevin that is why if we have Jeff here, we’ll have 3 people playing POV who will vote out Michele Natalie asks what about Jordan she wants Michelle out. Kevin “there?s no way Jordan will win POV” Kevin says they need to make up a story so outrageous that Michelle blows up on Jeff and he wants her out more than Kevin. Natalie doesn’t think it will work she thinks Michelle is smarter than that, she adds at the end that she’s smarter than Michelle.
4:05pm-5:05pm Splish Splash Room Jordan and Jeff. Jordan saying that Michelle is playing big brother best friend with Kevin and Natalie. Jeff tells Jordan to forget about that bitch they’re on their own now. He continues that the only good thing about going home is that he doesn’t have to hear “Jeff…. Can we talk”(Impersonating Michelle) any more. All i wan tot say to her is “no we can’t talk you go fuck yourself” Jordan tells him to keep it cool for a couple days and than we need to
talk to them. Jeff Michelle and Kevin are a team I think they have a final 2 (dude give up dude) Jordan agrees she thinks that Michelle and Kevin did the agreement yesterday. Jordan now says she told Jeff they needed to get Kevin out and Keep Russell they could of had final 4. (surprising he didn’t go off with this comment) Jordan is sure she’s going home next week unless she wins a comp. Jordan says that Jeff deserves to stay more than she does he’s strong and will win it but she doesn’t have a chance. feeds off and on in the splish splash room talk is mostly little jokes and Jeff farts a bunch of times
4:15pm-4:50pm Michelle, Kevin and Natalie. Backyard. Keivn wants to talk to Jordan but is worried that she might slit his throat. Michelle says Jordan is just mad about everything, she thinks she’s going home next week. Michelle adds that Jordan thinks the only reason why she’s here is because she’s with Jeff. Kevin doesn’t think it is, “Jordan wasn’t anyone’s target and it wasn’t because of Jeff”. Michelle thinks if anythign being with Jeff made her a bigger target. kevin “every time you
do a showmance you see the girl get screwed in the end” Natalie asks them did that girl from another season warn them not to be in a showmance. Kevin remembers.. brings up Jeff always talking bout how stupid those girl were for being in a showmance.
Natalie brings up that Jeff isn’t talking to anyone but Jordan.. Michelle says he’s really pissed off, Jordan is doing most of the talking for him. Michelle says she found some socks and Shirts behind the washing machine. Natalie suggests that she keep it, “Fuck it keep it wash it and fucking keep it”. Natalie brings up Jordan says she wishes that the POV’s were reversed. Michelle says whatever I almost won the last POV if I would of found the Braden Banana one second earlier. Michelle says that Jeff is a sore loser. She reminds them that if she would of lost than she would of been going home. Natalie agrees she says she’s taken all her loses with a smile. They start talking about the food that Jeff made.. Michelle says he’s made very good hotdogs wrapped in bacon. Kevin says he wants to try one. Kevin asks Michelle if he can have her TV that she won, Natalie says she wants it to. Michelle giggles she invites them to her house to watch it with her. Natalie say sure I will she doesn’t think anyone threw that POV! That was a $5k package. Michelle says she glad she won it because her husband watches a lot of movies every night because he studies the the screenwriting. Natalie again bring sup that she hasn’t won anything. Michelle tells her that her time is coming. Michelle gets called into the Diary ROom.
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