“I’m very much attracted to you and trying to fight it because everyone told me not to get into a f**king showmance.”

Dawg Big Brother 26

Quick Big Brother Spoilers

Head of Household: Cedric
Nominees: Kenny, Angela & Tucker
POV Players: Kenny, Angela, Tucker, Cedric, Leah & Makensy (Rubina is the host)
POV Winner: Tucker
Veto Ceremony: Tucker used the veto on Angela. Cedric put up Makensy. She used her power. America votes on the replacement.


8pm The house guests continue to play Mafia.
Kenny – Before we start, I just wanna thank everybody for being kind to me over the last few days. It’s hard. It’s been really rough on me and this is really helping. So thank you. The house guests – Love you. Love ya. Sweet Kenny Kay. Sweet Kenny Kay!


Angela – Maybe one game of hiding. Hide and Go seek could be fun. Kimo – Oh, that would be fun. Or sardines. Angela – What is sardines? Kimo – It’s opposite. It’s opposite hide and seek. So one person goes to hide somewhere. And then as everybody looks for that person, when you find them, you all hide there and the last person to find everyone else is out. Angela – Oh, that’s fun. I would even I’d be down for that.

HOH room – Brooklyn, Cam, Joseph, Tkor and Brooklyn
Brooklyn – We just thought we had a second to try to solidify if for any reason it’s Kimo or Tucker Kenny.. what everybody wants to do because the other options are very simple. Obviously I know Quinn wants Tucker. I think Cedric wants Tucker. Kimo – I don’t think we should all be up here. Okay really fast. Brooklyn – I think Cedric wanted Tucker. I don’t care either way. I don’t care either way. We just need to all be on the same page. Kenny’s going to go after the girls. Tucker’s gonna go after Cedric and Quinn.
Joseph – so maybe we should all just say that we weren’t vibing with how Tucker went about the whole thing and like called Cedric names after the fact and then he was in the room today with Leah and me and them and he was asking straight up who would you send home. Brooklyn – I don’t think it would be a need to explain yourself if you vote him out it’d be like he’s an incredible player will never never have another opportunity.
Brooklyn – If America’s person wins and its Kenny and Tucker and we send Tucker home, Kenny will walk out. So it’s a two-four. And we will never have the position where Tucker is at the end again and Kenny will be there every time. Chelsie – Yeah, and Tucker is out for Quinn and Cedric. Brooklyn – and Kenny is only out for me.

8:45pm Unicorn Room – Rubina is talking to Leah and Makensy about how she has feelings for Tucker but that she is conflicted because she doesn’t want to act on it in the house but would outside the house. Rubina leaves the room. Makensy and Leah talk. Makensy – this is still life these are still people that we didn’t know and that could be something really real. I have no idea. I’m not gonna date Tucker but you know I’m saying like. You never know it’s gonna get you into sticky sitch because like it

Rubina goes the lay with Tucker.
Rubina – Oh no, Oh no. I’m not trying to give a America what they want. I’m fighting everything. Tucker – No, you’re not. No, you’re not. Rubina – Both are at the same time. I’m doing my best to, like, not being near you. I hope you know that. Like I’m really like trying not to be near you most of the day. I’m like tough.
Rubina – it’s very situational right so like in regular life would probably wouldn’t even.. Tucker – I don’t know if I got drinks from you I’d be one of those dudes. Yeah, I would. Rubina – I promise you wouldn’t. Tucker – I promise I would. Rubina – I think it’s just something that we can’t talk too too much about. I’m trying not to but I think trying not to is making me backfire. I don’t even want to look at you sometimes. Tucker – I know I hate it.

Rubina – I’m not someone that goes out looking for that. That’s just what would naturally happen and it clearly hasn’t worked. Tucker – I don’t care about any of that. I like you and I like your personality and I am very much attracted to you and trying to fight it because everyone on the outside told me not to get into a f**king showmance.

9:05pm HOH room – Tkor, Brooklyn, Chelsie and Kimo
Tkor – I just talked to Cedric and he said he wants Tucker. Brooklyn – Makes sense. Kimo – And that’s truly a 10% chance that it’ll end up as Tucker. So if it is, if Tucker wins, which is a high
possibility, then it’s Kenny. Brookyn – Yes, and if America’s vote wins, then it’s Tucker. Kimo – got it. They agree if its Tucker still up on the block, he goes no matter who else is up there.

9:35pm – 9:50pm Unicorn Bedroom – Leah and Joseph
Leah – I have just been isolating today.. Because everyone is annoying. Joseph – I’m glad that you said that because I’ve been afraid to say that out loud, but I’m just like, damn, you all can fucking talk. Shut the fuck. She’s (Rubina) asked me this question twice where she’ll look at like my outfit. “Like, is that your style?” Because that looks like your style.” And I am like yes, they’re my fucking clothes.
I’m so glad you said something because I’ve like in my head. I’m
like, keep it to yourself. Like, you know what I mean?

Joseph – there was a honeymoon phase. I’m like, I’m the type of person that needs to recharge. And every time I go somewhere to be alone. Like a group finds me and like, I get people. Meanwhile, I get it. But I don’t if I’m in a mood, I don’t need 5 people asking me. Are you okay? What do you need, bud? It’s like I’m a grown a$$ man, like you guys. Leah – How I am in the outside world like I ask all my friends what they need or whatever. Joseph – Yeah, like in here. It just feels so forced, right? Leah – Yeah.

I’m glad so you feel like this because I felt like a Dick. No, dude. I literally there’s been times I’m not
even especially in have not room. I would walk out of like them
doing that like and especially her too. And I would walk into have
no room and look at the car and be like me me me me me me me.

Quinn runs in wearing only his boxers and jumps on the bed with Joseph and then runs out.
Joseph – Oh my God what is going on!?!? My God that’s so funny. Leah – we need to get these people out of here!

9:56pm Bedroom – Tucker and Rubina getting hot and heavy. Tucker kisses her on the cheek. He says he wants to kiss her but she says no. Tucker – you’re better at this than me. I can’t get up for a minute.



11:05pm Living Room – Tucker and Makensy talk about their theories are on what the AI arena comp might be.

11:25pm Living Room Quinn and Makensy
Makensy – are you sleeping in there (Havenot room)? Quinn – yeah. Makensy – Why are you again? Quinn – This is my my second a detox. I’m hoping that like 2 day detox that like anxiety, up sleep talking and walking is like very nerve wracking. So if I could just be up there like maybe soothe my nerves and then if I go home, I go home. I don’t like that I touched Rubina even if it’s her hand that makes me like …I do not want to be like that. I do not want to whatever so I’m just going to separate yourself for now especially because I don’t like being out of control.


11:30pm Havenot Room – Quinn talking to the cameras
Quinn – Mackenzie is asking who I would vote for between Kenny and Tucker as if Tucker wasn’t shaking with rage when he couldn’t send me home. And she is just explaining like, well, you know, Kenny, you know, he’s targeting the women. It’s like Kenny didn’t say your name, dude. During that he was targeting Brooklyn and Chelsea. Like, let’s be real. And then, she’s so clearly working with Tucker. And I think that’s smart for, like, her game. That makes sense. Tucker said that she has a crush on him. I don’t know if that’s true. Tucker is the hottest guy now. So it’s probably like.. but I can’t. No, I don’t get it. Why would she get that? I guess she’s trying to leverage whatever influence. I guess she’s just a better person than I am because I would not be trying to save Tucker even though it would benefit my game. You know what I mean? Yeah, Mackenzie is a better person than me, because if I were in her position and Tucker did that, I would. cross my fingers and hope.
I’m having a great time. This is literally the most fun I’ve ever had in like a long time. I am loving this. Where else do you get permission to lie and it’s fun and it’s okay, right? Like I’m not lying about personal things I’m lying about the game and that’s so fun that this is like a bubble and people can be hurt. But I’m not going to do things that hurt people personally. You know what I mean? I’m just having a great time. I’m having a great time. Thank you for letting me be here. Goodnight.

12am Bathroom – Chelsie, Makensy and Rubina are talking about the nominees and speculating who will be the America’s renom will be.

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40 thoughts to ““I’m very much attracted to you and trying to fight it because everyone told me not to get into a f**king showmance.””

    1. If anyone is a true BB fan, they will vote for Quinn!!! That way we can see baby-face Cedric scramble live to decide who are replacements, it is going to be epic – VOTE QUINN

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      1. explain your logic to convince me.
        I mean… over 1/2 the house wants to use his power to their benefit, so why would they vote him out of the house? Voting him into AI therefore seems to be silly because the best result you get is a split vote with a 6/5 result against Tucker or a full on house vote to get rid of Kenney.
        So… what’s the point?

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      2. If you’re implying that Quinn can invoke his power, and remove himself and the other 2 nominees from the block, I don’t think that’s the way it works. I’m pretty sure he has to do it BEFORE the end of the veto meeting, like Makensy did, or it’s invalid until the next week.

        Therefore, if Quinn gets nominated, he’s just a regular nominee, like Tucker and Kenney, and will have to hope he can win the AI comp to take himself off the block.

        After that horrible biased edit by Grodner and crew last night, it’s pretty clear who they want America to vote for though, and you got the message.

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        1. i agree with you about Quinn’s power, my guess is he would have to use it early in the week like the night of the nomination ceremony, steps into DR, and the house wakes up in the morning with all new nominees…

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        2. He can change the nominees next week of any HOH if he suspects himself or his alliance members are going up. His Power takes over the HOH, so why would his alliance members want to vote him out? That makes zero sense. He’s in the Collective Alliance so why would they not want to keep that Power for one more week. It protects him and his alliance.

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          1. I’m with you 100%, which is why it made no sense for Cedrick to put either Makensy or Quinn OTB, given he is aligned with the majority of the house. It was statistically likely (and even more so given Grod’s edit) that one of his allies would end up OTB, and that’s exactly what happened.

            Of course, production backs up and shows the truth after the fact on Thursday nights show, that Cedrick did in fact tell Tucker that they didn’t have the numbers, and to use the veto on himself, but they (production) wanted Quinn OTB for drama I guess. The Collective and The Petagon did NOT want him up there, in order to possibly use his power this week, if the wrong person wins HOH, just like you said, but Tucker isn’t part of those alliances, so he just wanted him gone, and refused to go along with the REAL plan.

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  4. Re week 4
    If everyone knows Quinn will be invisible HOH.
    If you are without an alliance…. try to win HOH.
    It’s immunity. Quinn can’t nom you,
    You still get the room and the letter…. and no blood on your hands at all… and immunity for the week.
    All these houseguests questioning should we just throw it to him?
    Not a strategic bone,

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  5. While my mind is still in candor mode:
    What would be the MOST fun for feed entertainment?
    Chenbot:
    Houseguests, the top three in the you suck America’s vote were:

    Think about the funfeeds.

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    1. I said a couple days ago in a BB chat that they should bring back the old nomination wheel and use it to reveal America’s full popularity rankings for the house guests who are eligible to be nominated by American’s Veto!

      It would create great suspense when it got down to the wire. Plus people would see who the top loved people of this bunch were and it would create more drama.

      Grod should want drama so they should do that.

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      1. Not unless it gave them the perfect opporutnity to pick themselves. How do we know our votes even really count?

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  6. Still don’t see Grod wanting to lose her chaospaul character so soon after losing her showmance man.
    Throw in that Tucker is intentionally amping up showmance vibe with Rubina. Do I buy it as anything more than another clip to put on his acting reel? no. Rubina is unkown to viewers so… what good is it?
    I WANT Tucker to get Hisam’d. Grod and I usually don’t want the same things.
    He’s the most performative inauthentic and entitled houseguest we’ve had in a long time. Automatically that means annoying to me… automatically that means amazing to Grod.
    Only downside for Grod… he’s demanding on d/r monkeys. Never bite the hand the feeds Grod.

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    2. yeah, really want tucker to go. edit made chelsie invisible and tried to minimize cam while throwing kimo under the bus. grod’s clearly pushing for quinn to be the vote, and kimo the alternate for people who like quinn (cuz the edit says kimo’s the judas not tucker and cedric). i really hope cam goes up though and kenney wins the ai comp.

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      1. Has Chelsie been relevant this week?
        Did i miss something?
        Even her core alliance kept her out of game decisions.
        She was left out of the planning meeting of the Collective. She’s sunk to T’kor Kimo level relevance in that respect.
        Beyond whining and complaining about Cam ad nauseum…
        Chelsie has been a nothingburget this week.

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  8. edit seemed to want to throw kimo under the bus for ratting out quinn’s power. grod probably correctly assesses that kimo’s kinda boring. still would rather cam go up.

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    1. He’s just a Roch Voisine clone…for those who don’t know, check out his music videos from the 80s. Pisses me off because I like Voisine, but Tucker is a bonafide moron.

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  10. While Tucker, IMO, has “Zach R” vibes which make him entertaining and his interest in plants , animals, and recycling especially endear him to our household he is also volatile among other things. I am sure he will go home tonight as “the house has already decided no matter who he faces Quinn or Kenny in the final two, Tucker goes. He admits to having dyslexia, so if the Ai competition involves him having to navigate the challenges dyslexia presents- he is toast. Quinn, who is a super fan and is poised to win BB 26 this year, is also good at comps and his social game may weather this latest storm. Why? Am I alone in feeling the rest of the cast is ..well.. meh.. Leah is exhausting, MJ too, Chelsey will go far but she is more spiteful than she may realize which could be her undoing, Cam? Joseph? who?? Rubina has strong common sense but she looks to float along because she is playing the “I am afraid role still .. Brooklyn is in a great position socially I wonder about her connection to Aaryn, how deep? how strong? Kimo appears nice ready to play she gives me know reason to tune in. If Tucker goes we may have a humorless season until finale. Even the
    AMOUNT NOT QUALITY comments here have been lackluster. Thanks un autre nom and gan Your posts remain funny and insightful without you , Simon and Dawg, Taran and Dingo this season would be duller. If Tucker goes count me among the ones who will check in from time to time only for the recaps and insights you each offer.

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  11. Inside my head right now:
    Tucker has been on my last nerve and almost got noped.
    Kenney isn’t even worth noping…. worst twin twist ever… Lenney wants to stay and Kenney wants to go. eyeroll. kidding but it would make sense.
    Angela is still nope. Hide the crazy all you want. Strategy isn’t delusion.

    Everyone else… some annoy me as people. Some bore me strategically.
    No fave. damn.

    If Tucker is an option to vote out… by his own logic you should take out the threat. On the block and the idiot uses veto on someone else and tells people vote out the threats. ummm, Grod, your boy is malfunctioning. Still don’t buy ANY of his talk with female houseguests about an alliance. 3 brolliances in 3 weeks? Yeah aligning with women sounds legit. suuuuuuure.
    If Kenney is an option… every woman should be saying buybye. But… mkay.
    Who is Tucker after? Cedric and Quinn. So if your name isn’t Cedric or Quinn why would… nevermind. eyeroll.
    Who is Kenney after? Women. Out loud. Women. So… women keeping him to take out women and keeping someone who plays emotional chaos game and has it out for two men…. um. whistle noise.
    BUT… I’d vote out Tucker with a quickness.
    So confused.

    Quinn. if he’s the vote in…. and chances are he is by inclusion in episodes and some weird hate he gets that I don’t understand (bad player but the edit tanks him more than his bad play)… over half the house think his power keeps them safe. He has his targets known to the group. Problem: what if one of his targets wins HOH and another wins veto. I mean… he’s got deals with every single housesguest and a final 2 with team ants. Is it ego that makes pentagon and collective believe he must be loyal to them? Evidence to me is he’s loyal to whoever is in power because he has alliances with everyone.

    Cedric worries about Kimo’s vote. fear based sympathy sucking pick me player is not going to defy groupthink. That doesn’t make a lot of sense.

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  12. Tucker’s big game error.
    He made it his life mission to terminate Lisa.
    If Angela were gone and Lisa in the house….
    He’d have taken himself off the block and Lisa would be house target.
    Just saying.

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  13. Questions swirling in my mind:
    What is Rubina’s game strategy? Kimo’s? T’kor’s?
    dunno? neither do I.
    What is Joseph’s mid and endgame plot? Already saying he’d drag Leah to the end to be his Victoria. But… how does HE get there and WHERE does he get the power to make this a reality? Dunno? neither do I.
    Is Leah going to work her way through the men before jury? We know she thought Mak was a tool with a power, not an ally. Week one we learned that. She’s gone for Cedric, Quinn, Cam, Tucker, Joseph to be her meatshield…. but doesn’t maintain relationships she just starts them and starts the next one immediately. How long can that be maintained?
    Will Chelsie ever say or laugh at anything that isn’t negging on another houseguest?
    How do ANY of these houseguests see their midgame shaping up?
    Totally overallianced house? Mid game is going to create a LOT of bitter jurors.
    SO IS ANYONE THINKING OF HOW THEY WILL WIN?

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  14. The top 5 HG ratings on the JokersUpdates.com site:

    1 Tucker
    2 Makensy
    3 Rubina
    4 T’Kor
    5 Leah

    The bottom 5:

    12 Kenney
    13 Joseph
    14 Lisa
    15 Cam
    16 Angela

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  15. If Tucker gets voted out: Grod loses her grodboy.
    If Kenney gets voted out: Grod loses her copstory.
    If Quinn were the nom and got voted out: Grod loses a twist.

    Technically I can’t lose.
    Everyone is going to be on cold showers and slop for the rest of the season to appease Grod’s anger….. but I can’t lose.
    Yes, I’m trying to shift my perspective to what is really important…. unhappy Grod.

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  16. EVICTION EPISODE QUIT BY EVICT NIGHT? That was the early Grodplan. Give Kenney the exit AND his stipend.
    Preamble: WHO GETS THE GOTCHA SPOTS AND EDIT TO BE RENOM AND WIN AI?

    Recap: Powers revealed like we forgot.
    Mak told Ced. Quinn told Kimo told Tucker the nutjob.
    Angela house target.
    Tucker given veto, and tries to get cute. All the boys liked it… UNTIL.
    Mak renom saves herself. Someone call season 25 America… it’s finally her shot to have a say.
    Here comes the post veto anger.
    Chenbot explains the stats.
    Tucker by gotcha spotting will win AI.

    BUT FIRST: POST VETO MEETING
    Quinn is getting the gotcha edit to be the renom.
    Angela d/r…. shaddup nope.
    Cedric talks pentagon not collective.
    Cedric warns Tucker. Tucker says gonna do it anyway.
    TUCKER V. CEDRIC
    The more Cedric worried about his overalliancing… the more Cedric talked himself out of the plan. Pentagon meeting.
    Cam gets a d/r that he’s in danger.
    Mak used veto because Angela was saved. Toldja.
    Cedric has to admit the plan. It wasn’t Mak as the plan. WHAT WAS THE PLAN
    THE PLAN: A HOUSE MEETING
    Angela and Kimo exposed. Quinn’s power is outed.
    Use it not use it debate. Quinn knows he is now a target so needs to pick up the pieces.
    What’s missing? alliance and final 2 callouts were made in retells.
    THE COLLECTIVE STILL DOESN’T EXIST IN EDIT…. DOES IT?
    Brook and Chelsie figured Quinn had power so edit lie.
    Quinn has to suck up. He wouldn’t have gone after Pentagon… but he would have. edit lie two.
    RENOM PLEAS SET UP… AFTER THE VOTE IS DONE.
    Cam is the red herring. Joseph is comedic red Herring. Perhaps they were number 2 and 3 in votes.
    Everyone is playing nice and begging to America. Chelsie supposition Quinn. Cam doesn’t want to go up? Mr only comps matter doesn’t want to play a comp. eyeroll. Joseph comedy skit with karate. Still say edit is Tucker wins AI. because they are playing up the Tucker v. Cedric too much….. and oh look.
    TUCKER V. CEDRIC PART 2
    Tucker is wrong but we all knew that. I don’t lie…. ummmm. Sure he does.
    T’kor is uncomfortable and leaves. Tucker thinks he has numbers.
    Chelsie…. was left out of all the planning this week….. now it’s Chelsie saying…. ah nevermind. CONCLUSION: CORE IS ANTI TUCKER.
    BY EDIT TUCKER IS WINNING AI TO SET UP ADVERSITY. BIG TIME.

    AMERICA’S RENOM
    QUINN. Has no glasses on. So… mmhmm. QUINN KNEW HE WAS RENOM.
    AI ARENA:
    DATADUMP
    Remove the Red balls. put in tube. First to 20. This was a bbcan comp at least 2x. In fact each AI comp has been a bbcan 1-3 comp.
    TUCKER WINS AI. BY A LOT.
    EVICTION
    KENNEY vs. QUINN
    Everyone that was voting Tucker out celebrates. HOW LONG DOES THAT STAY SECRET? NOT LONG. Kimo and Rubina know.
    Quinn calls out Tucker. Kenney get rid of me or don’t but please do… but i want to stay but send me home please…….
    EVICT KENNEY
    T’kor, Angela, Chelsie, Mak, Brook, Rubina, Cam, Kimo, Joseph, Leah.
    evict Quinn
    Tucker,
    THE COLLECTIVE GOT MENTIONED. JOSEPH CALLED HER CHENBOT.
    10-1 KENNEY QUITS THE HOUSE BY EVICTION.
    Kenney relieved to be going home. Let’s be 100…. he didn’t get the brodown he wanted so he wanted to take his ball and go home.
    HOH NOT PLAYED ON EPISODE. Tuesday episode is MOSTLY MEH. I don’t care about past players analyzing week one to three…. analyze when they hit jury.

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