“If you want to have a crazy week: Jimmy, Keanu, and Ashley all at once that’s what I would do”

Quick Big Brother Spoilers

Head of Household: Lauren
Nominees: ?
POV Players: ?
POV Winner: ?
Veto Ceremony: ?
Havenots: Jimmy & Katherine


9:38 am Keanu and Jimmy
Keanu – what the fuck is up with that.. Rachel.. I tried to give her a hug and she said I don’t give fake hugs to fake people. then she went outside and was super chummy with you guys.
Jimmy brings up that Rachel fell off her bed last night. (LOL)
Jimmy – I don’t think she’s super happy with he either. Personally I don’t think she slept well.
Keanu hopes Jimmy is serious about working with him
Keanu says if he wins HOH he’s not putting Jimmy up. Mentions Mickey wants him to go after Jimmy. “Morgan has done the same thing multiple times”
Jimmy – Really
K – Yes, I know you are close personally with them but game wise?
Jimmy says since he put their friend up he hasn’t been close to Rachel’s side gamewise.
Keanu doesn’t think it’s even rachel that is stirring things up.
J – this week there’s nothing we can do about it
K – I feel like you have lauren’s ear a little bit
J – we’re close but I don’t know she’ll listen to who to put up
K – I think she will BRO she wants to continue what you did last week before we were GOOD.. she’s only doing that because the girls are telling her.

10:15 am Rachel and Lauren
L – do you have any opinions on who I should put up
R – well no it’s your HOH
R – I don’t have anyone to run back and talk to so if you want to talk to me you can talk to me if you don’t want to talk to me you can talk to Katherine. You are obviously now putting her up she’s your friend.
Rachel says she didn’t sleep last night so she’s annoyed today. “I’m going to get your farther in the game if I win anything I won’t put you up and I won’t vote you out”
L – I appreciate that. I don’t see you going on the block this week.
R – don’t let the boys tell you what to do because they will tell you what is best for their game. If they have to they will put you up. You know who you have. You have Zach, Katherine so like their not on your mind.. YOu know who you can trust. Also look for like who’s in alliances and who you think is not.
R – There’s an alliance that is trying to run this house.
L – I’m trying to figure out that. People are telling me what I want to hear. I’m having trouble trying to see like where that is and YOU don’t have to tell me
R – it’s Vinny and Jimmy .. there’s no not telling.I know they are your friends… I wouldn’t take a shot at Jimmy i’m just saying . Just look at who’s talking to who and where you want to take a shot. If you want to just put up Keanu and get him out and it’s easy and you won’t have to Work as hard but you still have to put two other people up there. You know what I mean.
L – I think keanus would be a good idea. I need to talk to Kelley as well. There’s always Veto and potential you know whatever. I don’t know ..
Lauren says Rachel is fine “I trust you”
R – go for people your don’t trust and send a message. if you don’t want to send a message then just do the easy thing.

Lauren says Rachel is like her big sister and appreciates her opinion. “I’m so excited to be playing with you”
They hug it out

10:24 am Lauren and Kelley
Lauren gets emotional.. Kelley comforts here. “You have so many options and so many reasons”
L – what have people been telling you
K – Keanu … him and rachel got in a fight this morning.
L – I feel like Keanu is bending over backwards and I’m just kinda like…
K – so is jimmy
L – the thing about Jimmy is he was saying.. i mean I wouldn’t put Jimmy up this week just because he kept me safe last week.
Kelley – he promised me safety next week too.. whatever he promises you he does not mean. Bank that away. If you don’t want to take Jimmy out I’ll take Jimmy out next week. Easy.

Lauren whimpers that she doesn’t know what to do
Kelley says keanu is expecting it. Will is expecting it. “I won’t win a popularity contest against Will. Against Keanu Yes, Against Jimmy… probably”
Kelley – please don’t put me up against Will.. I can’t win against Will.
K – what are you thinking?
L – I don’t know…
K – you be nice to Lauren.. she won a competition. what would buffy say?
L – Buffy would say have fun and you can do this.
L – I’m trying to think cause.. People were saying your name.
K – who Jimmy, Ashley and Rachel? Don’t let them get into your head about what the house wants it’s just them that want that.
Kelley – you can put me up if you need to okay
L – Okay, I really don’t want to .
K – you need to make big resume moves this week.
L – My thing is when it comes to veto it’s always physical
Kelley says nobody trust Katherine.
L – I would look awful though..
K – why?
L – cause we’re like…
L – can I say something out loud and you won’t hate me?
K – I’ll never hate you girl.
L – what if the noms are Keanu, you and Will ..
K – I can’t win against will in a vote I would go home. Keanu I don’t feel comfortable… Who would you put up in his place if he takes himself off?
L – AShley
K – AShley could work.
L – Ideally you win, Will wins. both of you come off and it’s Ashley and Keanu
Kelley – that would be good. I just wish I knew what the veto would be.. I mean third week out I made a splash already. Give me my TV Time
L – You’re getting your TV time Girl.
Kelley – if you want to have a crazy week: Jimmy, Keanu, and Ashley all at once that’s what I would do (Kelley kelley kelley)

K – what’s the con of it being me, Keanu and Ashley?
L – Ashley holds a grudge and would start a HUGE thing like blow up
K – she digs her own grave quickley
L – she does
K – If it’s Ashley and me sitting up there you would have Zack, Ava, Jimmy, Adrian, Ryle, Will, Katherine, Vinny, Keanu for me.. Jimmy I don’t know.
K – Nine.. if it’s me a Will it’s going to be

(They can hear Ashley and Rachel cackling in the kitchen)
Kelley – I want her gone so bad
L – same
K – both of them. You’re fine

10:48 am Kelley alone in the HOH
K – Three weeks in a row, that’s three weeks in a row that is crazy. If I take myself down again I’m never touch the block ever.
K – what’s the point of putting me up I’ll just take myself down… I don’t want to go back up.. Well I don’t
Kelley picks her nose “You didn’t see that” she tells the camera.
Kelley says to the camera she probably has the votes against Will, Ashley and Keanu but is unsure about JImmy.

11:00 am Vinny and Lauren
Lauren says she’s putting up Will, Kelley and Keanu.

12:25 pm Morgan and Lauren
Somehow Lauren gets hotter. Lauren tells her she’s gunning for Keanu. She tells Morgan the noms are going to be who she thinks they are says the third nominee is tricky.
Morgan – I like Kelley the only thing she is so good at puzzles, The way I think of it you have to make sure Keanu has a hard time winning.
Lauren tells her she’s good 100%
MOrgan says she’s targeting Kelly and Keanu.
Morgan goes on about Keanu cornering girls and making them feel uncomfortable

12:31 pm Will and Ashley
Will goes on about how if the two of them are on the block the optics wouldn’t be good. He adds that the “Young folk” might keep her around.
Morgan asks if she is going to honour last weeks HOH or something else *Fu**)

1:00 am Mickey is trying to keep Will off the block. Mickey suggests Adrian and warns her that he’s close to Kelley.

1:11 pm Kelley talks about her work says her business is really taking off it was hard for her to decide what to do. She is doign her dream job something she wished for since she was 14.

1:18 pm Zach and Lauren

Zach is working to keep Adrian off the block.
Lauren goes on about not wanting to upset Will.
Z – your reasoning if you put up Will is honest we haven’t talked any game. I tried to talk to you about my thoughts today you disregarded me and you didn’t want to have a talk.. You rather listen to the house rather than having a personal conversation with me. That is a viable reason to put someone on the block.
Z – we’re at that part of the game that any nomination will piss someone off.
Lauren – everyone is telling me different things … If I put up Adrian I know he’s not coming for me
L – the only really I would put up Will he’s never talked game to me before.
L _ just looking at it the Bond alliance I like everyone in there except Will… The alliance has only met once.
Z – if we meet once are we really in an alliance?

1:34 pm Ava and LAuren
Lauren says she’s torn with the 3rd nom..
Feeds flip
When we’re back Ava is saying she won’t nominated anyone up from the Bond. “I would probably pick someone that was sweating when I won HOH”
Ava suggests someone like an ashley.

1:48 pm Vince and Lauren
Lauren brings up trying to talk to Will because she’s the HOH and hasn’t had a chance to talk to him but he said “It sucks I’m the old person the pawn. ”
L – I was like I don’t want that for you and I don’t want you to feel that way.
V – yeah
L – I’m like ok well.. If you are ok with that.
Vinny says if she puts Adrian up he wins the blockbuster… wins HOH next week and says your name? “I always come back to that.. So sounds like Keanu and Kelly are the obvious it could be Will and Ashley that will make people upset.
L – I just talked to Ava and she is so gungho about the bond alliance.
V – Ava will be the other one upset if will goes up.
V – Will could be a fourth nom. Jimmy did it. he used him as a 5th nom.
V – the only person that wants’ Will on the block is Keanu.
Vince argues that Will is going to stay no matter what. Says he’s going to be a great third option.
V – Because Adrian values honesty he cannot be caught off guard like that.
L – I would never do that
Vinny adds with Adrian up that’s a 2/3 chance that one of them goes home.

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un autre nom

Slither is still bringing up the snake comment from week one.
She unhinged her jaw yet again to complain about it. Twice in the past 18 hours.
Direct stare blink blink.
Play a snake game get called a snake.

Zaes botoxed lips.

Simon, have the individual swimsuit backyard photos of the cast been released?

un autre nom

Season tone set by first HOH
be indecisive
fear big moves
nominate an ally as a pawn in a house of 17.
What happened week 2
be indecisive
fear big moves
nominate people promised safety as pawns in a house of 16.
What is happening week 3
be indecisive
fear big moves
nominate an ally as a pawn in a house of 15.

Can we not keep doing this?
Who does scared game help? The power structure.
An HOH with no REAL alliance (come on VInce is USING her, so is Zach) is not IN the power structure, she’s just helping the power structure exterminate the workforce.

Neither Vince nor Jimmy had a successful HOH.
Who were the first 2 telling Lauren HOW TO HOH?

fvrplaid

Very true, but this is typical of most seasons where everyone wants to stay safe until jury. Then everyone starts playing & at the same time trying for jury management. Rachel actually gave Lauren good advice, but it doesn’t look like she is going to take it. And do they not realize that when you put someone up they have a chance to get Veto and stay. Think…if you really want Keanu gone keep him off the block, use the Veto & put him up as replacement. Then he has to rely on his persuasion and social skills to stay of which he has none. That said will they actually get rid of him…doubtful b/c he’s an easy target & somehow they always stay right to the end.

un autre nom

In most seasons… people don’t pawn their final 2. People don’t promise the entire house safety and say oh crap. People don’t exclusively target their allies in order to keep the people that she knows are out to evict her safe.
That is not usual for ANY season.

The Beef

The Block Buster kind of negates the impact of the back door nomination, in that Keanu would still have an opportunity to take himself off the block by winning that. I’m not sure if those types of competitions are in his wheelhouse, but he was looking good to win last weeks Veto comp before he false started and lost, so he’s pretty good athletically.

The Beef

“If I were in your shoes it would be tough but the most sense would be for me to honour the previous HOH’s nominations because they didn’t go through.. If I were you.”

When I saw the above quote from Mickey, I knew we were in the year of the chickenshit HOH. When has an HOH EVER been expected or even really would one consider “honoring” the previous HOH’s nominations for ANY reason, unless of course the two were very tightly aligned and were obviously working together to accomplish their alliances cause? Lauren isn’t really “working” with anyone, although she has a “final 2” with Vince, who seems to have 5 or 6 final 2’s, and she is close to Katherine, but about the only game they’ve ever discussed is watching out for each other and having certain players they have a common dislike for.

Unfortunately Lauren is much more afraid of someone getting angry with her for putting them up, and thus “coming after her” later, than she is wanting to make a big move, and taking a good player out of the game, which I get, but it doesn’t make for good or entertaining watching for any of us.

So at least for now, it’s the year of the chickenshit HOH for us, until somebody with a set of cojones comes along.

Gan ainm

When they bring back a returning player, they should just state that the returning player has immunity until jury, since they effectively do anyway, just be honest about it.

un autre nom

We know the only way a stuntcast leaves is if a stuntcast WANTS to leave.
However, how does cancelling a gig early affect their asking fees for appearances?
This is why a stuntcast is usually there for the duration.
I am trying not to do this but bbcan: stuntcasts in season four were paid more than the grand prize to appear. They laughed about it.

Rachel for AFP

Dear god… Again with the safest option? Rachel needs to win something and start making moves

Gan ainm

Maybe they will have an ugly dress contest.

d...

um, these are rachel’s nominees. rachel is just throwing out the house wants bullcrap to avoid people making moves on her. the house actually wants jimmy/rachel/ashley on the block, but they’ve gotten paranoid that “oh no, two will stay so we have to appease them by taking out their target keanu.” leave keanu. his targets are clearly those 3 and those 3 target him until he’s gone (and kelley’s already claimed the 2nd option spot, so worst case scenario you’re in 3rd). it will take keanu a while to work through all 3. it only takes one eviction to get rid of keanu and then who’s the target? unclear. which is why getting jimmy/rachel/ashley out while keanu’s in the house is the play (unless you’re jimmy/ashley/rachel and want to continue using him as a distraction as you pick off the few people who might be smart enough to see through you).

juliesnecklace

I’d love a dramatic big move week on BB, with Ashley or Rachel going home. But, I don’t think it’s smart game play for L to put up either of those two as initial noms.

She doesn’t have the social capital to do that.

She’d need to have planted seeds of paranoia about Ashley in advance, at bare minimum. Maybe put her up with Keanu and Kelley or Will.

Ashley is also smart and capable of winning comps to come off the block or be HOH.

No way L would survive long if she took such risky moves right now. At minimum she’d be up as a pawn. She’s been under the radar. You don’t want your HOH to turn you into a common target.

It’s not a bad idea to not be seen as a floater by winning an early HOH and taking out the house target.

The Beef

Gotcha! One vote in favor of ChickenShitDeluxe game play!

If you don’t have the stones to make big moves, or are just going to “honor” the previous weeks HOH’s nominations, because you don’t want to “rock the boat”, please do us all a favor and just THROW the damn HOH competition! Let the people who actually have a backbone and want to play the game, step into the positions they need to be in to make the moves we all want to see made! So just stand aside, grab your life-vest, and continue to maintain your low profile and coast through the game for as long as the real players let you do so.

un autre nom

Power outages due to last night wind and thunder kerfuffle. The heat warning is not helpful.
Personal game theory:
There are 17 houseguests at beginning of season. 15 have to leave to make it to final 2.
Anyone saying this will look bad or that will look bad needs a perspective adjustment.
This is coming from someone that SAW camp comeback and was aghast.
Changes were made (though they have been softened this season) because of the camp comeback fiasco. Therefore, the this looks bad that looks bad argument is ridiculous when 15 people have to leave to get to final 2.
Using that argument… I get it. But using that argument is Will who didn’t even TRY to stay off the block and instead went to bed early.

The Beef

Not to mention Will isn’t going anywhere. Will wins against both the probable (is it still probable?) nominees at this time.

I wonder if anybody thinks it will “look bad” if Keanu gets sent home? He too is Black, last time I checked.

BB27

Can’t say I’ve seen such a nicer group of people trying to play a game of screwing your competition. Rachael is goi g run away with this title.

Chichi

Jimmy, Ashley, and Rachel…ANY of them gone would make me want to watch, or at least pay more attention -and I KNOW I’m not alone! Jeez, play the damn game already!

Chichi

And what is with the hats (and gloves…wth?! Jimmy, is a clown!) this season. Are you not all adults? Ugh, Ava dresses like a four year old, Vinny, with that teenage beany, and Rachel, she’s trying for something she definitely is not…and dresses for prom for the vote to evict? (With a great back crack, lol.)

Ugh, such an annoying cast so far, use it for good!

Another Dixie

Keanu needs to give it up with Rachel. She has a very long memory & she does not forgive & forget. He said so many things to make her angry that if he is on the block, it’s guaranteed that she will vote him out.
I’m sick of Rachel & her attitude. Yes, she won the game once, way back when she was young & fit, with the help of her dimwit husband. She bullied people when & she continues.
Can you tell that I NEVER liked Rachel????

Tyler & Jeff are my faves

“Her dimwit husband” earned a PhD in Biomedical Physics from UCLA and is now a Professor in the Radiology Department at the University of Alabama.
What about you?

Julie Chen

Hi Brendon!

JustMyOpinion

He is apparently book smart, but in life he’s a dimwit (he married Rachel).

un autre nom

Noms were undecided.
Lauren the pleaser was upset that people would be upset if Will was a nom.
Ashley was pushing Adrian.
Vince suggested Ashley.
Kelley suggested Jimmy or Rachel.
Ava said not pissed anymore do what you have to do.
Katherine said perfect world Adrian, but this isn’t a perfect world so Will.

Dear Lauren,
how many allies do you have?
Why are you insisting on putting all of them on the block.
There’s pleasing and then there’s (hands fly in 20 directions) THIS.

Omega BB

Why did Lauren even bother to leave home?

CBS knows what they are doing when they cast seasons like this for a returner who they want to go far, so I blame production, but I still mostly blame the useless individuals who come on a reality competition show not to compete.

nikki

I think Lauren thought she was applying for the Bachelorette……they better start keeping a lookout for Mr.Everybody’s Good Friend, Vinny……..he is wormy.

Spyder

Lauren doesn’t have the stones to make a big moves!

The Beef

She is absolutely scared to death. It will take her 5 or 6 weeks to get over the trauma of having to re-nominate Jimmy’s targets.

Azmdw

I think back to Day 1, after listening to Keanu, I said to myself, this man should not be here playing Big Brother. Keanu is not good at reading the room, nor reading people. He’s fixated on being buddy buddy with Jimmy, why I do not know.

Keanu seems to think that he and Jimmy are on good terms, and they have worked out the issues they had week 1. Well both Keanu and Jimmy have issues from what I have observed, Jimmy is trying so hard to be a “Star”, tries to come up with crazy one liner remarks, he tries so hard trying to be the standout cast member for this season.

Keanu seems to be so desperate to be friends with Jimmy, he said if he won HOH, he would not put Jimmy on the block, Jimmy put Keanu on the block when he won HOH. Thanks to Kaycee, playing in the POV last week, winning the POV, Keanu is still in the house, due to he had the special power to have Kaycee play in the POV to help him.

Keanu for some reason keeps saying how he’s going to win the next competition, or HOH, and he fails. Jimmy did what he does best, stabbed Keanu in the back again, and suggested Keanu be put on the block again this week.

Why can’t Keanu understand, or see that Jimmy is not an ally for him, Jimmy wants him out of the house. Keanu has a really bad read on knowing who’s working with him, and who is against him.

Keanu also has a problem with knowing when to just be quiet, don’t go blabbing everything you hear, he has made this game very hard for himself, I would really like to cheer him on, but Keanu does not have a clue, when it comes to how you play this game.

The Beef

Keanu has a seriously bad case of the dumbass. Apparently never watched Big Brother before, so he doesn’t know that having blow ups and conflicts in the house are usually very bad for your game. He also doesn’t seem to know that a liar will always lie to you, even when he’s talking about “burying the hatchet”. Jimmy has no interest in making nice or ending his beef with Keanu – he doesn’t like him and wants him to go home!

But Keanu thinks he can out smart Jimmy and convince him they can be best buddies and be good for each other’s games. Jimmy will once again lie to Keanu, agree with him about that, while rolling his eyes, shaking his head, and basically laughing at Keanu behind his back. Keanu, the moron, then walks away with a satisfied look on his face, thinking that he’s fooled Jimmy into making peace, when in reality nothing could be further from the truth.

That’s why it’s highly likely Keanu is going home this week, unless he wins the special 21 day Veto competition Grod has especially prepared for him. We all know that very well could happen, as we’ve seen it happen before, plus he’s got a serious physical advantage over at least 3 of his 5 competitors, depending on the comp. He’s got a really good punchers chance to win that Veto!

quiche

borrrrrrrrrrrrinnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg. I’m going to pull a Keanu and zzzzz through this week.

Cutie Pie

Its NOT about winning. It’s all about surviving as many weeks possible in getting more followers on Instagram Etc it’s getting exposure not about winning.

un autre nom

Will Lauren be the new Vivek?
If you know you know.

Sharon

Boring. Same old.