Brooklyn “Anytime I start feeling a little sad I just think of Joseph’s ugly face!”

Quick Big Brother Spoilers

Head of Household: Tucker
Nominees: Cam, Brooklyn and Quinn
POV Players: ?
POV Winner: ?
Veto Ceremony: ?
Havenots: Angela, Kimo, Joseph

7:15pm Storage Room – Chelsie and Brooklyn
Brooklyn – I think if my chip gets pulled I’m picking Joseph. Chelsie – Hell yeah, if I win HOH next week come on me and you have a high chance of winning HOH against any of those other jokers. I’m putting Joseph, if it’s two, I’m putting Joseph and Leah up. Or Joseph and Kimo. Actually at this point I do Joseph and Tkor because at least Kemo had the balls to come up and say sorry. Brooklyn – Tkor still hasn’t and I’ve given her every opportunity to do it. And like you feel that bad girl your, stomach must be tore up. Chelsie – I don’t think she feels bad. Brooklyn – I know I think she’s like caught up and scared she knows she can’t win stuff and I think she can’t. Chelsie – Joseph, her and Joseph, Leah ..they should all be scared because even if they legitimately try.. Brooklyn – I think Tkor could pull off a mental. You know true or false. Kimo is so emotional and that’s why I’m like man, he walked into that AI to get it done but like how much of that is for show. Chelsie – I think he is easily paranoid. Brooklyn – yeah well when you play that way. Chelsie – yeah.

Brooklyn – anytime I start feeling a little sad I just think of Joseph’s ugly face and that just makes me mad. Chelsie – I am so frustrated by him. I am so frustrated by him because he lead the charge of the collective.

Chelsie – my only goal is to protect you. Cam can even be a casualty at this point. I just need you to stay off the block and I cried when you got called to the DR. I just don’t even want you to be in this position. Brooklyn – this is the true get back and how beautiful would that be if I win the veto and if I’ve got to freaking go to AI and do that .. and then if I win HOH next week. I am due! Chelsie – if I get pulled for veto tomorrow, what conversation should I have with Tucker? Brooklyn – say that you will do whatever he needs. This is your HOH, I am not gunning for you at all and to show that whatever you want for the veto. I could really just say a couple things right now you know, I really could. Chelsie – I’m trying to be wise and like, I want to call Joseph out so bad publicly and do it in the most. I want to kill him with my words.. in a very classy way and I can I can eat him up with my words and I want to do that so bad. Brooklyn – And girl, that’s why I want to go to finals with you. Can you imagine those speeches? Chelsie – Oh we’re going to be phenomenal. We’re going to phenomenal. So I want to be so I don’t want to be evil but I want to check him and in front of everybody because he’s playing a very and then you want to go ignore people that that had your back here to go somewhere with at least be honest so but I’m also thinking like when it comes to if he makes it to the jury that’s going to be I’m trying to like tear the lines of how much do you kiss a$s versus how much do you check people simply because they’re wrong and like what what is worth more like? Their vote or your freaking pride. Brooklyn – I know that’s this game, that’s this game.
Chelsie – Tucker is playing a smart game. The dude is brilliant he’s brilliant. Brooklyn – once I got past how annoying he was day 1 and then day 2 and 3, I think it was by day 3 I was like I like this guy I was like he’s a scary M & F’er. Chelsie – no he’s a great player. Chelsie – socially he’s smart. Brooklyn – he’s on top of things and he’s going to go I’m going to take every floater I can to the end cuz they’ll love me and I’ll protect them because we’ll just keep winning and I’ll boom down when I need to pull them down and then I’ll be in charge and we’ll just go on after and anytime he’s in jeopardy he can’t lose. Brooklyn – Lisa, Kenny and Cedric all strong players. Chelsie – all strong players. Brooklyn – let me throw a couple temperature tantrums and make me look
mentally weak which he is. That’s his weakness. Chelsie – I know it’s mental. Get him in a mental comp and its game over.
Brooklyn – I’m just listen you know how I feel between you and me. I’m at such peace and I know God is protecting me and so if I meant to win I win if I meant to go all the way to the A I and win there if I meant to sit on the block and have the house vote just so it can bring my spirits and then get me. I don’t feel done so but if I’m done he’s protecting me from something and I’m needed at home so but I believe he didn’t bring me this far to bring me this far and I prepared my heart and my home till October 18th so that’s what I have faith in I’m like now go God I’m going. He’s probably like okay now win now win be smart little grasshopper!


Storage Room – Brooklyn and Tkor
Tkor – First I want to say I’m really sorry. I really wish, I really wish I had told you how it was voting. I didn’t know what the numbers were. I just knew right before eviction how I was going to vote and I wish I had just been much more transparent about that and I’m really sorry for the position I put you in this week. I really am. I wish there was a second. Brooklyn – yeah. Tkor – I wish there was more that I could do than just say Im sorry because obviously this is not the ideal predicament and you know, I don’t want to see you go at all. I’m sorry I took this long to talk to you as well. I was just I don’t want to say the wrong thing.
Brooklyn – Thank you, I appreciate that and I don’t want it to be weird and that’s why I pulled off Kimo aside. I was giving you your time. I’m still. I just, I trusted you and it’s put me in a predicament this week and so I’m hoping that I can handle business myself. That’s what I’ve done my whole life. So I’m like let me just handle it myself and not even have to put it on anybody but I’m truly hoping that if it comes down to that I will have your vote. Tkor – yes.

8:08pm The house guests are hanging out and chatting..

8:45pm Bedroom – Tucker, Kimo and Rubina are “meditating”

9pm Bathroom – Tkor and Kimo
Kimo – Who do you think has final twos with each other? I’m so curious. Tkor – Brooklyn and Chelsie. Kimo – Yeah, 100%. Do you think Joseph has one with anyone? Tkor – Quinn. Rubina joins them.

9:15pm – 9:33pm HOH room – Kimo, Tucker, Tkor and Rubina
Tucker – she’s (Angela) deaf nervous about being a have not and surviving it. Like I’m 51 years old and tomorrow’s her birthday. They agree how that sucks and how they saved a bottle of wine and how they’re not going to make her cake till she’s not a havenot.

Tucker – I still don’t know if I should use it on him, he’s a snake. Kimo – I think he wants to talk to you. Tucker – he was just way too happy after the noms. Rubina – that’s his defense mechanism.

9:49pm Bathroom – Chelsie, Makensy, Brooklyn, Cam discuss if and when there might be a double eviction and battle back comps.

10:30pm HOH room – Tkor, Kimo, Rubina and Leah.
Leah – And I can tell that they are just waiting for any opportunity to weasel anyone else out. And I also don’t like people in my perception of them changes whenever I see them act under pressure and like, do things because I really don’t like the excuse of Oh well, I was angrier. I was upset or I was this …and that’s why I did this. You showed your true colours at the end of the day, even when I’m crabby tired, upset and hungry. Like I’m still not
a vindictive evil person. And I’m not saying they are, but like, when people show their true colours like that, I believe them. Tbh. So whenever the door is physically closed in my face when I’m walking to my room, don’t ever tell me and they did tell me today. Well, they were closing the door to the cave room. We’re able to see more. I just don’t like when any capacity when people think that they’re better than others and like and I think people feel comfortable showing me that mask early cuz they assume that that’s something I relate to entitlement and shit like that, but that’s just like not how I grew up at all. So whenever it’s dropped I’m like brother, like brother literally what is that? Chelsie, Brooklyn, and Makensy join them.

10:50pm Kitchen – Joseph and Quinn
Joseph – I just want to make sure you’re good this week before..
Quinn – Yeah. I’ll give it my best effort. Joseph – I think we can figure out a way.

11:08pm The live feeds switch to Joseph, Kimo and Angela sleeping in the havenot room.

11:25pm HOH room – Makensy, Tkor, Leah and Rubina
Quinn – its like they’re so scared of one comp threat and its like but I know I’m just like blown away. He keeps telling me that I’m the best player and that I’m so knowledgeable and that he wants to learn from me and it’s like I didn’t come here to teach I didn’t come here to do that I’ll answer any trivia if anyone. He thinks it’s a compliment that I my game was blown up in week three. It’s not and it’s like I’m a competitor. I am very passionate I hate losing more than anything.

11:35pm – 11:43pm Bumper Pool room – Makensy and Leah start decorating the room for Angela’s birthday tomorrow to surprise her. Leah – Leah and MJ’s party planning, how may we help you!

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37 thoughts to “Brooklyn “Anytime I start feeling a little sad I just think of Joseph’s ugly face!””

  1. Reasons for today why I don’t like Quinn and Joe.
    Joe – Anyone who references Dan is not cool.
    Quinn – The hair

    1. My reasons for why I don’t like Quinn and Joe.
      Joe – Talks a lot of shit and as of yet hasn’t backed it up.
      Quinn – A terrible player who outed his power and alliances.

    2. Quinn – thinks he is entertaining – note he’s not.
      Joe – thinks he is a BB mastermind – note he’s not.

    3. Thank you for this post! Can’t stand Quinn because:
      -his attitude- thinks he is the smartest person in the room- he is not!
      -his awful hair-wish he would cut it into some type of a style or something- or even shave his head! He does look like a Wishnick troll doll
      -his awful clothing and his awful glasses- I hate it when people work at being ‘quirky’ because they really want to be cool. Cool quirky people don’t care what others think- Quinn cares too much!
      Joe is very annoying because:
      -hair and mustache
      -someone said he looks like a 70’s porn star wannabe- yuck!
      -he shed tears when voting Ced out
      HOWEVER:
      I hope Quinn is voted out ASAP- no special powers and no loopholes= go away!
      Joe can stay around a while because he can be a useful idiot- if he does not cry when he votes.

  2. I see Big Brother as 3 distinct yet related shows. The TV show for casual viewers. The feeds for obsessive viewers. And the Producers season long storyline that they craft as the season progresses. If the viewer focuses on each individually you can have 3 separate opinions and favorites. I also see 3 categories of Houseguests. The stars of the show are those favored promoted and sometimes aided by production IMO(Angela Quinn Chelsie Tucker). The supporting characters who are there to support the stars or general storyline of the producers IMO(Joe Brooklyn Kimo Tkor Rubina) the last 3 being recently upgraded by production to support Tucker. And finally the disposables who as of yet have little impact or use for the producers IMO(Makensey Leah Cam). Of course those positions change as the season evolves.

  3. She is sucking T,kor right back in so she deserves what she gets. You cannot play both sides of the house, Tucker will show you that.

  4. Why I tend not to comment much on Joseph…
    anyone that comes on big brother with that mustache and calling himself the mastermind had damn well better have a snickering dog named Muttley walking around behind him or he can take his Dick Dastardly ass off any feed I’m watching.
    There. That’s why.

  5. Joseph is the biggest liar and it’s creepy when he gets in Tuckers personal space and gets so excited when he talks to him. Quinn and his boring stories about his friends.

      1. I bet they all hang out in a coffee house in Manhattan with a peach velvet sofa, and one of them says, “Could I BEEE anymore acerbic?” And another is married to a lesbian and in love with a Ralph Lauren employee/waitress/hairdo.

  6. I can’t help but feel that Joseph is into some really freaky kink. Like he watches Dark Shadows on an old black and white TV and touches himself, or eats paper towels at gas stations, or gets off on secretly pooping in litter boxes at his friends’ houses.

    He just gives off such “No, Officer, I absolutely don’t have seven encrypted hard drives hidden in the laundry hamper under my dirty Ninja Turtles bedding,” vibe.

  7. I feel a mood coming on.
    Sirens wee-wooo wee-wooo We interrupt this Kvetch for a test of our emergency broadcast system.
    Brokeland is inching ever closer to the “we’re the good people” line. If she moonwalks while saying she’s the good people…. I’m grabbing bubbles and heading for the door.
    T’kor is getting a bit t’boring with the constant sad sacking. Suck it up you got what you wanted…. if this is you getting what you wanted… what happens when actual shit happens?
    Kimo and his slurpy eeyore shit… i’m getting to the point I’d rather have unnecessary elective chemo. STILL the worst allly award winner in my eyes.
    Chelsie…. after the backstab… thinks Leah is the problem. Put Leah up with Joseph that’ll teach them….. remember, she pushed Leah as a nom to Tucker. If it were strategic… it’s not. Don’t tell me I’m being microagressive. It’s NOT strategic… it’s just her. Shrug.
    Mak….. keep that blindfold on and keep driving wrong way down a one way road… oy.
    Leah needs to have a buzzer. When she reaches 80 words she needs that buzzer to ring to shut her up. blahblahblahblah…. blink blink. oy2.
    Quinn: learn to pivot. Acting like your game hasn’t been blown up twice if you don’t acknowledge it….. is dumb. You overplayed and got overplayed by the two people you gave allllll the information to. And they still think YOU’RE the untrustworthy one. ADAPT or shut up…. and first chance you get torpedo the Godots because they WILL torpedo you again, and say it’s your fault. It’s who they are.
    Rubina. Nobody cares. Your nomance is a production requested humanizing element for Grod’s wonderboy. On your own you are waterwings in a snow storm.
    Cam… continue to shut up and sit in a corner. Any thing else you do annoys me so play invisible. Thank you.
    Joseph…. you aren’t the star of the show…. you just got the I’m the proud leader of the alliance edit on Wednesday…. and voted to evict an alliance member on Thursday without any edit inclusion to justify being a flop alliance leader….. that’s how irrelevant you REALLY are. Putz.
    Angela…. nope. nope. nope. nope. nope. Whackjob.
    Tucker…. see Angela… and cry to Grod about it, maybe she’ll give you MORE special treatment that I can NOPE you more about. Performative dickweed.
    There.
    That’s out of my system.
    This has been a test of our emergency broadcast system… We now return you to the feeds.

    1. These are the comments I live for! I repeat this ALL this! I am personally DISGUSTED on how production is blatantly manipulating at least in previous seasons like in season 8 it gave the viewer an illusion of reality TV. This is just sad so sad letting a gross human like Angela win. I don’t get it. Also has anyone noticed the production team not letting T’kor be a have not? She MUST be related to Cirie and it has its perks. Say your comments again un autre nom for the people in the back!

    2. Brooklyn has become uglier as the days go by. At first she seemed a cool and pretty and maybe smart girl. But now she reminds me of Cruella DeVill. Soon she will develop that wicked cackling laugh.

  8. Agreeing with these Quinn/Joe comments.

    Having said that, Brooklyn and Chels talking about God.
    It’s always right before or right after they talk nasty about someone. Cackling with the head back. I didn’t necessarily think this about her in the beginning. I’m seeing something different when she doesn’t get her way. It’s a lot uglier than Joes face(dont get me wrong, screw Joe, but that’s just gross). The novelty has worn off. So unless we are supposed to be THAT impressed by her accomplishments, that it just washes away everything else.

    Brooklyn isn’t winning anything but she sure talks like she does. Her social game has been great from week 1, but I’m not exactly sure where else she is shining here the more her nastiness comes out. She just comes off like a bully who asks for forgiveness without directly having to ask for forgiveness, so that God will be on her side. What? Chelsie does this too, Bible in hand sometimes.

    1. Brooklyn “cooking” performatively: I’ve never seen anyone cook so aggressively before. She cooks like it’s a secret power, like she’s Wonder Woman, righteously applying the lariat of truth.

      Watching her create her “charcuterie board” (grocery store pepperoni) was kinda queasy. She fingered each slice of pepperoni about nine times, either mashing it into a wine glass to make a nasty pink meat rose, or folding it accordion style, and trying to make it stay in place. That pepperoni was like 50% Brooklyn DNA by weight. She really showed it who was boss, and she was aching for someone to exclaim over it. “AN EDIBLE MEAT SPHINCTER, HOW CREATIVE, WE’LL KEEP YOU AROUND!”

      When Tucker got raw ginger and was excited about using it in his tea, she kept talking over him, and grimly announcing she would use it to “make my Mongolian Beef.” She said it twice, the second time sternly, while he was going on excitedly about how much tea he could make with it. No one seemed that enthusiastic about becoming a Mongol with her, and she sulked a while about it. Win friends and influence people by commandeering their foodstuff much, Brooklyn?

      She’s just kinda wicked, and not in any fun way.

  9. I’m assuming someone has already said this- I haven’t read all the comments- but Joseph reminds me of Donny from Ted

  10. VETO PLAYERS
    Tucker, Quinn, Cam, Brrokelyn, JOSE and MAK.

    It’s whackjob’s birthday… get ready for everyone to take a turn on the playground mood swing.
    Tucker has told Brook she’s pawn and 100% safe. If there is a prize he’s gunning for prize not veto, but if no prize, he’ll win veto even though he doesn’t need to.
    TUCKER MIGHT HAVE SWITCHED BACK TO QUINN TARGET…. Last night he made noises to his alliance about that and none were impressed but nobody said boo.
    Leah told Mak the plan was always Ced out. Because of the 8 person alliance and there are 2 sides in the house and Mak and Leah aren’t on either.
    Mak spills this to Chelsie and Broke. Mak thinks she’s siding with the numbers…. Is the air thinner at that height?
    Kimo and Joseph aren’t sure if Tucker has changed his mind back to targeting Quinn.
    They don’t want that…. they saaay. But fade into the woodwork fearful leader of the the collective and slurpy eeyore…. like they’d speak up? Real brave in the have not room when nobody can hear them.
    Last night late…. Chelsie had Mak convinced that they should go to Tucker and push Kimo renom, and tell him to be careful of Rubina because she’s riding his coat tails too. And Mak was dumb enough to think Chelsie isn’t just setting Mak up to be renom.

    Note:
    when you hitch your wagon to someone that demands to lead the alliance, and is flighty enough to change his mind about who to target constantly…. you were stupid enough to hitch that wagon so buckle up 2cd class citizens. What? What do you think happens to the first one that says no to Tucker?

  11. Analysis:
    Mak going to Broke to tell her Leah’s tea about the 8 person alliance that Broke, Chels, Jose and T’kor were all apart of…. And that’s why everyone was pissed because Cedric was in it too….
    Mak doesn’t believe the 8 person alliance was a thing.
    Hangs head. Good job Wrong way.

    Dear Mak,
    Remember the Barbershop? How did that vote work out? Same bunch of people in ANOTHER big alliance without you is NOT a stretch. That same group being pissed… not a stretch.

    HOW DID MAK VOTE OUT CEDRIC IF SHE….. Who told her to vote out Ced…. that’s the piece of the puzzle we still don’t have.

  12. Who can pull for these disgusting women, they are grown but sit around playing little bad girl games like kids, Brooklyn children must be so proud. If you can pull for them to win then maybe you need to take a look at yourself because all they do is belittle people and talk about everyone in the house and it’s not game it’s personal and it’s sad. I for one can’t wait to see them go one after the other.

  13. It’s really a good thing that Angela was medicated and passed out last night (what… with those d/r calls and that timing you really think she just… fell asleep?)
    Otherwise she might have walked in on Tucker and Rubina doing production authorized cuddling in bed.
    I can hear it now…..”can I be part of this? Pllllllllease? It’s okay, I can fit on the bottom. Please let me be part of this?”

    Broken ran to Tucker to say eveyone is a pawn so who is the target. Maybe Quinn needs to quit superfanning and stfu for a few days.
    It’s almost like Quinn and Mak are trying to beat Broken to the finish line on the week five eviction amazing race.
    Tucker tells the Godots and waterwing that he can’t trust Quinn, but he still wants the snake gone (sorry Broke, should have been happier every time he won a comp). I know expression is difficult with all that filler, botox and whatever the hell else you have crawling around under the surface of that mask…. she”s not ugly… but she has young old woman with work done face.
    MJ doesn’t believe she was going to be voted out if she didn’t win AI anymore…. because Chelsie and Broke lied to her that of course they were always keeping her. Dear wrong way, then why are they pissed Cedric left? exactly you oxygen deprived giraffe.
    Quinn is sad sacking to Joseph about what has happened for the last week…. secretly Jose is Dick Dastardly twisting his mustache and cackling on the inside. It’s superfan Highlander. He just wants Broken out more this week.

  14. All through this game Leah has said she was more interested in who she could live with and not so much being in an alliance. She is her own person. So this morning why is she so upset when she finds out there was a big alliance she wasn’t asked to be a part of. If you don’t ever have an opinion when people try to talk game people don’t know where you stand or who you stand with. So just keep on with your cooking.,your excessive talking and pushing your luxury line. No body but Tucker takes any game talk from you seriously.

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