* Updated * Big Brother 12 Spoilers: Enzo says when they travel after the show ends his wife has to always be around because he would be worried someone might take her and ask for ransom money…


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12:45am Lane is taking a shower, while Enzo and Hayden work out. Hayden is on the elliptical and Enzo is jogging around the backyard. After a while they head inside. Hayden goes to take a shower and Lane and Enzo go to the jumanji room. Lane and Enzo talk about random stuff. They talk about having their own reality shows after Big Brother. Enzo says that his could be called the Meow Meow Down South. Enzo says that he could travel all over the South eating weird things and hitting up bars. Hayden finishes his shower and comes into the jumanji room. They are now talking about Texas. Enzo says there are college campuses every few blocks in Texas. Lane and Hayden name some of the colleges in Texas. They continue to talk about the different school. Lane starts talking about his brother Gunter getting in a fight and beating up a linebacker.

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Lane says that Gunter’s wife Georgia was dating another guy before Gunter and after she broke up with this guy she started dating Gunter. Lane says that this guy started calling her a BLANK. Lane says that they were all at a bar and that guy was there too.. (Big Brother cuts the feeds) When the feeds come back Lane says that when football players fight they fight in packs. Lane says that this guy hit Gunter and knocked his tooth out and then Gunter started beating on him and the guy started to cry. Lane says the guy was a huge 250lbs linebacker. Lane says that he got Gunter off the guy and they were about to leave when the guy sucker punched Gunter in the back of the head. Lane says that Gunter nailed the guy one more good time. Lane says that the next day in the paper they were reporting that Lane kicked in this Linebackers door.. (Big Brother cuts the feeds) When the feeds come back … Lane tells Enzo and Hayden about how Gunter had to have surgery to repair his tooth. Lane says that the anaesthesia didn’t knock him out and they had to strap him down in the doctor’s office to operate on him. Enzo and Hayden start telling Lane about their experiences with anaesthesia. They talk about howBLANKed up you feel after you wake up from it. They all talk about how they hope Gunter makes it to the finale.


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2am Hayden, Lane and Enzo talk about life after they are finished with big brother. Enzo talks about how he can’t go straight back to work. Hayden suggests that they could just fly out on the weekends to make appearances. Lane and Enzo think that would be a good idea. Hayden starts talking about a girl from the Real World that makes $10,000 to show up for an appearance. Lane says that’s how they make their money after this is done. Hayden says that he would make an appearance every day of the year. Enzo says that he would bringing baby Gia out on the road. Enzo says that the wife has to always be around because he would be worried someone crazy might take her and asking for ransom. Hayden says this Big Brother dream is ending on Wednesday. Enzo says that this isn’t a dream its a nightmare and he is ready to get out of the house. Enzo says that he thinks the dream will come after the game is over. Enzo says that this is what they have to do to get to the dream. They start to reminisce about how Annie was in the house for such a short time. They talk about why Annie would chose to be the saboteur and how it ruined her game. They all still think that Matt was the second saboteur and that he made it far. Lane asks Enzo why he has so many wet dreams in the house. Enzo says that he thinks it is because he sleeps with three blankets on and gets too hot. Enzo says that he probably has twenty wet dreams a year but when he was younger he says he used to have like 300 a year. Lane and Hayden laugh. Enzo starts talking about himself in high school. Enzo says you were all BLANKed up in high school YO!! Enzo talks about how crazy it is to be that age.

2:20am – 3:20am Hayden, Lane and Enzo talk about the live shows. Lane says that in the beginning the live shows made him nervous but now he really likes them. Lane talks about how many people there were in the beginning and now they are the spot light. Enzo starts talking about how in the beginning when he asked everyone if they had nicknames and he told them all he is the meow meow. Enzo says that he had to tell then immediately because he was worried someone else would have the same nickname. They reminisce about the first few days of being in the house. Enzo says that he couldn’t remember anyone’s name and remembers thinking that he thought he wouldn’t have any friends because they were all so different than him. Hayden says that he just wanted to not be the first one out and then he wanted to make it to the jury. Hayden says and now we’re in the final three with the people we wanted to be with in the final three. They start talking about what the jury house thinks of the Brigade. They all think the jury members think the brigade is awesome. Enzo says that he can see Rachel trying to BLANK on the Brigade at the finale. Enzo says don’t even say it Pelican…. don’t even say it! Enzo says that they made side alliances and controlled the votes. The conversations changes to talking about past competitions. Then they talk about football and Howard Stern. Lane asks Enzo how he can take Howard Stern seriously?! Enzo says that he is actually a really smart dude and that he knows what sells. Enzo says he’s got a beautiful wife and tons of money. Enzo tells them that Howard Stern likes to jog and loves to play chess and he loves having sex with his wife. Enzo says that he even bought his wife Sirius Radio at Christmas just so he could listen to Howard Stern. The conversation dies and they all go to sleep….

7:25am Lane, Hayden and Enzo are all still fast asleep….

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10:15pm Sleeping yo
10:40am ZZZzzzz…

11:25am Big Brother switches the live feeds to the “We will be right back” screen to wake up the house guests. When the live feeds return…

12:45pm They are all still sleeping …even the camera men are bored…

1:10pm Enzo and Hayden moved … all back asleep now…
1:40pm Still dreaming of how to spend their BB money…

2pm More of the same …No movement…




2:48pm Lane wakes up uses the washroom.. starts picking his face then back into the kitchen to make some cereal. Hayden and Enzo are still in bed sleeping.



3:44pm Lanes doing the dishes. Lane: “Dirty ass BLANK”. He ends up clogging the sink with grease while he washes the greasy frying pans. Enzo joins him and starts cleaning the counter tops.. Lane tells him he’s going to use the washroom then he’ll finish the dishes, they need to soak for a bit first before he tackles them.




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hey
hey

BOZO IS CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lola
lola

Hayden to win!!!!!!!!

Melinda
Melinda

Seriously, Britney should win, and date Lane , he is HOT , and into her….cute couple!!!!!!!! Go lnae

dont hate
dont hate

britney should get the 25gs she was awsome, i think i feel in love with her,she was mean but funny as hell.

Aaron C.

Enzo, just stop talking. Seriously. Just stop.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Why should he? Enzo is playful and funny just the way he is. If you don’t know when a grown man is joking, perhaps you should consider watching Sesame Street, which probably is more appropriate for your mental capacity.

fan4now
fan4now

agree.enzo is so annoying to watch n listen to. he lives in lala land with his dreams of becoming famous.also, i find him referring to his wife by the name “wifey” highly disturbing.he’s just plan creepy n doesn’t rep jersey well at all. someone please tell him that there’s no need for sunglasses inside the house at night…opps,i forgot…..he’s famous n needs them to hide from his many,many,many fans……hahahahahaha!!!!! he’s such a jerk.

ts
ts

Right on man! This guy just talks more than everyone combined, he is so lame. It would be great if he really had some good things to say. I think he talks just to hear himself talk. He can win anything, so he talks.

hey
hey

get real!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nanahef

OMG, let these poor fools out of the BB house soon, they have been there so long they are all delusional. They really believe that their names will go down in history as the best of everything. They will be remembered as the 3 dumbest dodos ever in the BB house and thats about all.

MEM
MEM

should we give them credit for their imagenation….lol… maybe they should sit down with pen and paper in hand and write a fiction novel… lmfao

dont hate
dont hate

what if i told you theres a movie script waiting for enzo.a blockbuster hes not the star but hes in it.this is a fact.are you gonna hate that hes in a movie.are you guys going to change the channel out of hatred when the movie clips come on.enzo gets the last laugh.cause hes the boss hog.

HelloThere
HelloThere

That’s right. Enzo is Da Boss!
I predict he’ll end up with some type of TV comedy show deal. I wish Barbara Walters let that blond, Elizabeth Hasselbeck go, and replace her with Enzo. The view needs at least one man, and some real fun from a male point of view.

h. buck
h. buck

Yes – it will be great on The View when Enzo starts asking the ladies how they feel about “looking at a man’s hairy asshole”. Mr. Smoothe.

HelloThere
HelloThere

I know you’re not that naive to think the way that Enzo acts around these guys are the same way he’ll act around a table full of older women. Enzo made lots of jokes since day one. So if you’re going to take everything he says seriously, you have a lot to learn about human interaction.

Curtain Call for BB
Curtain Call for BB

Or maybe he can be on DWTS with Betty White. I can imagine him complaining about her to the other contestants, when Betty is not in the room. I can hear him saying, “That Betty is such a c*nt, yo. Who does she think she is earning all that money at her age? Yo, I’m not letting any 80 year old c*nt win. F*ckin c*nt, yo!”

BBSucksBalls
BBSucksBalls

Oh, I believe there’s a script waiting….for sure….someone has to play the guy everyone laughs at (because he has a small dick) in all those pornos. And, before you say….”you have no idea, he may have a big one”….the reason I say he has a small dick is because he must have a tiny weiner in order to act like such a big dick all the time. Acting like a big dick compensates for having a small dick. :-)

dont hate
dont hate

i think you know its small because its been in yo mouth,

BBSucksBalls
BBSucksBalls

Your comebacks are so clever….you must be in grade 5….at least. Brutal….read a book!! BTW, I wouldn’t give Enzo or any guy like Enzo a second glance (hell, I wouldn’t even give them the first glance). There is not enough alcohol in the world for me to consume in order to hide their idiocy.

dont hate
dont hate

oh your a lady i thought u were a dude, my bad

MEM
MEM

YEAH OK… if you say so . Now if you think its a blockbuster i am guessing you are the one writing the story … ROFLMAO.

dont hate
dont hate

stop hatin on the boss,it just makes u look like a jelous dodo

2112
2112

These guys are so ready for Oprah, Larry King, then America’s most wanted!

Deb

They are ready for Dr Phil.

BRA-gade
BRA-gade

bra-gade will go down in history as the only alliance to make final 3

BBSucksBalls
BBSucksBalls

They’ll go down in history as proof that you do not require a brain to play the game of Big Brother.

Michelle
Michelle

exactly!!!!!!!!!

Michelle
Michelle

they are not the first alliance to make it final three, danielle and jason season 3
danielle also got marcellas to not use the veto on himself and jason voted him out
lets see the three idiots do that

Smellycat
Smellycat

How long before we hear that Brit and Nick are no more. Brit will sleep with Lane in Steamboat (drink). Brit smells that Lane has money and SOOOOOEHHHHH the Arkansaw hog will sniff it out.

david
david

She may settle for Lane, but Britney obviously has a MAJOR crush on Brendon, and she has been none to pleased that he rebuffed her for the red witch. In oh-so-cliche mean girl fashion, she has spent the entire season lashing out at them because she didn’t get the guy. Hopefully this guy Nick sees the trailer-park-trollop for who and what she is and moves on without her. She can spend the rest of her days pining away for Brendon.

hugabug
hugabug

Someones been doing drugs while they watch bb. Hallucinogens maybe?

HelloThere
HelloThere

I might be wrong, but I think Britney has the hot for Lane, Hayden, and Brendon.

Ladybug
Ladybug

I think your right. But I think Brit likes all men, and in her mind she is the center of all of their universes. LOL

Anonymous
Anonymous

Exactly.

D-Wolf
D-Wolf

You people sound about as mature as the middle school students you must be. Girls/Women do have comfortable relationships with men without ‘wanting’ them and thinking they are the center of the universe. I never saw in Britney’s actions anything but sister-like behavior with Lane. And I saw not ONE little bit of her supposed ‘attraction’ for Brendon.
Grow Up children or go watch some Disney teeny bopper show. That must be more your speed.

yeah
yeah

Love this post. You said it right.

david
david

Wow, bitter much? LOL

We are talking about Britney from Big Brother 12… I’m not sure what show you have been watching. Britney has been absolutely obsessed with Brendon the entire season – talking endlessly about him and even wondering out loud about his pubic hair. She has been absolutely positively obsessed with him, and so enraged and bitter that he chose Rachel instead of her, that she has been trashing Brendon and Rachel for weeks even after they were gone. It has been all she has thought of. Textbook psych 101behavior for a silly little spurned girl.

yeah
yeah

Brit has trashed Kristen, she has trashed Kathy, and unabashedly trashed Rachel. I doubt she is smitten with them …. She just loves to trash talk and she spreads it around.

sh8
sh8

she sees lane as a brother but is totally into Hayden
I don’t blame her

boringasscontestantsleft
boringasscontestantsleft

David you are correct… Britt really wanted Brendon.

Look at the picture on CBS.com on the voting page showing all of the houseguests. Brittany is sitting in Brendon’s lap and Rachael is sitting on the end with Ragen’s hand on her leg. Looks like a promo shot before the show began.

HelloThere
HelloThere

She sat on Brendon’s lap?
Hahahahaha!
I bet she though that he was going to give her all his attention once the game starts.

fan4now
fan4now

what? nobody pines away for brendon……gimme a break.

Becks
Becks

david, you are completely delusional. Sometimes people actually just hate other people. There’s no underlying secret to it. She just thinks he’s an easy target for her humor. She’s right about it too.

I think she likes Lane though. They seemed to click. I think she and Hayden were just friends though. I never even got a slight sexual vibe from them. She might like him more than Brendan but that’s not saying much.

david
david

If you hate someone, you would expect the occasional backhand…but Britney has been absolutely obsessed with this guy to the point that she can’t think or speak of anything else, ala her musings on his pubic hair. If she hated him, she would have let it go when he was gone from the house, but every minute of the day she continued to obsess on him and talk about nothing else, long after he was gone. It’s textbook…she is so totally crushed on him, and like a spurned silly little girl, she lashes out.

yeah
yeah

I like the part where Enzo said he could travel all over and eat weird things. Who would pay him a penny to eat in front of anyone?

MEM
MEM

he complained about eating the slop and the food for the have not .. he had to cheat … than mans brain is running on empty … got to admit tho…those three stooges keep talking they are gonna look like a dozen eggs all scrambled..lol

caligirl
caligirl

Exactly! Enzo is gross when he eats, smacking eating with his mouth open, and licking his fingers.
Gross!

Dawndy
Dawndy

I am so SICK and TIRED of watching BB after dark on showtime .. that I have stopped watching ! They do nothing … say nothing … and will be nothing ..Get REAL this is your 15 minutes of fame it is over …listen … do you hear that ? That is the fat lady singing !

uncleollie
uncleollie

I quit watching it too since the 3 stooges were the only ones left. Watching Enzo use his fingers to count when they played blackjack, Lane needed to know how to spell a 5 letter word and Hayden mentioning Steamboat every hour on the hour was driving me nuts. Yeah, they’ll be famous; as the dumbest final 3 in history of the show.

Anonymous
Anonymous

I find online now gives me all the info I need to know. The rest is boring………
I do speed a while each day voting for Brendon as he was the most all around player, tried to be a peacemaker,etc. Use your time voting so as not to have the last 4 get anymorethan they already have. All have won $$$$$ including Brittney.
GO TEAM BRENDON !!

caligirl
caligirl

Where do you go to vote for America’s favorite?

Anonymous
Anonymous

You say they are dumb, but they were the ones to make it to the final three!

Michelle
Michelle

they are dumb, just listen to them, it does not take brains to make it to the final 3

PJ
PJ

>>>>That DOESN’T mean they aren’t dumb. Ever get dealt two Aces in poker? Uh..that’s called dumb luck!! Get it???????????

lanney

AMEN BROTHER LANE IS SO FULL OF S–T THAT IT HURTS TO READ ABOUT GUNTHER AND HOW BAD THEY ARE

dont hate
dont hate

you quit watching but still write about it, damn some of you people are craaazy,

BBGrandmaTX
BBGrandmaTX

i have better things to do with my time. do not even watch it anymore… Enzo needs lessons on how to eat in public.

electra
electra

Funny, Dawg!!! You cherry picked the great lines from another dull night:
“Enzo told them all he is the meow meow. Enzo says that he had to tell then immediately because he was worried someone else would have the same nickname.” WTF??? Seriously Enzo???

(Anybody know what TWO full time jobs Wifey was referring to? Insurance adjuster + ??)

Typical Enzo: “Enzo says that he even bought his wife Sirius Radio at Christmas just so HE could listen to Howard Stern.” Buying HIMSELF a Christmas gift telling wifey it was for her??? WTF!!! Seriously Enzo???

Coco
Coco

Insurance adjuster and taking care of their daughter after 1 PM while wifey is at work (I’m guessing that is the other “job” she was referring to). Somewhere Enzo did make a point to say he was home by 1 PM every day so that makes sense.

Arby
Arby

In other words, what most women do (i.e., work full time and take care of family).

Coco
Coco

It’s difficult to tell tone when reading stuff on the internet, but that “sounded” like it came with attitude…LOL. My wife stayed home with the kids when they were young and I always considered that a full-time job so I’m with you on that. :0)

MEM
MEM

it was also mention that he sold or sells relistate… he bragged making triple digits a month at one time .. (if i am not mistaken). maybe he should write a dream on book…but don’t use lane as the proof reader…

Marco Torres
Marco Torres

You would not be a good candidate for proof reader either. Relistate??? Really?

Arby
Arby

Enzo’s two jobs: insurance adjuster M-F, 9-12 and the snow job 24/7. Hardest working person around

brit/ragan34
brit/ragan34

Yes Enzo.You got it.Your wife will be kidnapped because you are now famous.But the problem with that is how are you gonna get the money?you aren’t gonna win anything and you said yourself that you weren’t gonna work for a while after you got out.

Daveny
Daveny

These guys are nasty talking about “wet dreams” to each other! and Enzo they already have a show like that its called “Bizzare Foods”!

noone
noone

welcome to Bizzare Enzo where a man will eat anything, do anything, swear at everything, play with himself, fart you a tune and so much more

Marigold
Marigold

Lane is feeding that fame delusion as much as Enzo is. Enzo has calmed down a bit — is Lane going to take him to final two or is Lane just trying to appease Enzo to get him to settle down? Hayden is mercifully silent most of the time. The two dodos are doing all the fantasizing and talking and by the way — the jerking off and wet dreams = way too much information. Shut up and stop talking (and eating, please, Enzo — didn’t your mother teach you to eat quietly with your mouth closed?? If not, she SHOULD HAVE.)

MEM
MEM

i dont think lane or ego enzo stand a chance winning the 1/2 mill against Hayden… so if Lane wants a kick at the can he would have to take Enzo… I am sure that Hayden will be getting the jury vote…

Marigold
Marigold

Lane is feeding that fame delusion as much as Enzo is. Enzo has calmed down a bit — is Lane going to take him to final two or is Lane just trying to appease Enzo to get him to quiet down? Hayden is mercifully silent most of the time. The two dodos are doing all the fantasizing and talking and by the way — the jerking off and wet dreams = way too much information. Shut up and stop talking (and eating, please, Enzo — didn’t your mother teach you to eat quietly with your mouth closed?? If not, she SHOULD HAVE!)

Really
Really

It was after Enzo’s DR visit that he started talking game . . . & shuttung up when Hayden came into the room. Was a seed of ambition planted to generate sizzle? . . . Sorry, flame’s gone out.

MEM
MEM

what are the chances of BB putting a quiz about past BBHG… Hayden doesnt stand a chance if thats the case… he has only watch two seasons… All i can say …if BB does that this will be the last season i watch … what ever the final three is should be fare as if all three were playing … Guess questions are out of the picture then … or trivia… since we do have dumb … dumber … and lets not forget ego enzo dummest …

hugabug
hugabug

Okay, Enzo was worried someone else in the house had the Nickname meow meow? Really???? He is dumber than I thought. He makes me laugh though.
Brit for AC

Izzy Lizzie
Izzy Lizzie

Why does Lane take sooo many showers? Oh wait, we all know he favorite activity
in the shower.

Lori
Lori

I’m sick of these 3 loser dodos!!! Enzo w his wet dreams, Lane jackin off in the shower 3 times a day, and Hayden thinking it’s funny that he picks his nose and wipes boogers on the carpet next to him!!! They’re a bunch of gross-os!!! Final 3 couldn’t have been worse IMO!!! I can only name a handful of things that were good about this season: when Ragan told off Rachael (twice), and Britney getting busted with the hair extensions– her drs were good, too. The Kristen Rachael fight was okay, as well as Enzo busting his ass to beat 130lb Ragan in otev comp. Matt’s dpov is barely worth mentioning since he screwed it up using it on Kathy. Let’s hope BB13 is all-stars MINUS the brigade!!!!

Deb

Did they spell it Bra-gade b/c they don’t know how to spell it or on purpose?

Michelle
Michelle

they will say its on purpose, but we know its because they are idiots

MEM
MEM

either that or they know they are nothing more then tit heads… ok.. lets put in the S…SHIT HEADS…

Alison
Alison

I am sure they have no idea how to spell. Lane did not know how to spell liars, so why would he be able to spell brigade.

Michelle
Michelle

you have to remember he had no idea what a brigade is, so there is no way he would be able to spell it

Arby
Arby

I think you’re giving them way too much credit. We have a community college attendee, Hayden who still lists himself as a student (of life?) and Lane, not sure if he graduated or not but couldn’t spell “liars.” If they wanted to play on words, they would’ve spelled it bro-gade, not bra-gade (the word that pops out is bra but Britney wasn’t part of it). I have yet to seen a text that read “hey, bra, whatcha doing tonight?”

yeah
yeah

Hayden attends a full university, not a community college.

Kathie from Canada
Kathie from Canada

Hey Deb – just finished watching tonight’s garbage show. I had wondered why they misspelled Brigade too so I paid close attention to how they said it. I am a retired school teacher and often when kids made errors, I’d get them first to say the word correctly so they could sound out the spelling. Surprise, surprise! These bozos all say Bra-gade.

dont hate
dont hate

lol ok bra-gade is like da bears, win the spelled da bears on snl,they werent dodos, its like slang bra-gade, lol im laughing at myself because i do defend these guys like im sucking there wieners,im just bored, but thats why they spell it like that it a little slangish,

Michelle
Michelle

you can’t compare them to snl, they misspelled it because they are really stupid

conz315
conz315

Simple! Stop watching, IDIOT!

Michelle
Michelle

why
we are having fun making fun of these idiots

Lori
Lori

I simply was stating some facts. The only idiot around here is you, and I’ll make sure to look out for your name so I don’t read any of your pathetic comments.

Lori
Lori

Michelle– that wasn’t directed at you– thanks for the back-up :) People have to know that if you’re on a reality tv show, you’re setting yourself up for any and all kinds of criticism– good or bad!!!!

Michelle
Michelle

I knew who it was directed at

Aaron C.

I can’t get over how seriously immature these guys are. Mentally out of touch with reality. It reminds me of how my head hurts when I watch the first couple of weeks of American Idol and think that these people not only really believe they can sing, but they have friends and family that encourage them.

Arby
Arby

Those pics of Lane and his brother are scary so I’m not going to say anything negative about Lane. Hayden, please win the last HOH ’cause I don’t want Enzo to get anything.

david
david

Ummmm….is it me or do the pictures of Lane & Gunther look like the packaging for a gay porn flick?

Rockstar
Rockstar

I thought so too david

BBSucksBalls
BBSucksBalls

Yes, it does look like a gay-porn ad. Actually, if you look really closely….isn’t Lane playing with Gunther’s hair or rubbing his neck or something?!?! I think the title of this pic should be “I just luv to finger his bum….whenever and wherever I can”. Douchbags!! I can’t believe women sleep with these guys willingly?!?!

LJ
LJ

David, I’ve never seen a gay porn flick…..do tell……

LJ
LJ

Now that Im taking a second look…and not at Lanes face or tattoo’s……what is up with those girly tank tops?? I have never in my life seen a guy wear a tank like that, just girls…….weird……hmmmm……
Oh well……

BBmamaw
BBmamaw

Here in VA, we call those shirts “wife beaters”!!

blah
blah

The credit goes to 50 Cent for that style of wiife beater tank tops
when he came out w/ G Unit clothing a few yrs back.

LJ
LJ

Really?? fiddy came out with that style?? Interesting…. I never noticed….I guess when you are too busy looking at the muscles…..HAH! Thank you for the info! Still a little girly if you ask me! I prefer the old fashioned wife beater myself!

Rockstar
Rockstar

I think those tank tops are girlie too. Anytime I see a guy wearing one, I always bust a gut laughing.. We call them tit tops or tube tops.. even though the normal tube top is tight and just covers the boobs, it’s the male version of a tube top and no one wants to see that… if you are a guy and have bigger boobs then me, well… enough said

BBSucksBalls
BBSucksBalls

I’ve never seen guys wearing tank tops like those before. I’ve only seen girls wear that style of tank top.

Anonymous
Anonymous

it’s a known fact some men’s clothes are looking more feminine brighter colors, tighter fit ect…

LJ
LJ

What happened to the good old days when you could tell the different between Mens clothes and Womans clothes! I like my man a little more manly than bright colors and tight titty fits!! LOL! Remember Johnny Cash, the man in black??? I still like my man in all Black, but macho black, not girlie black! And no plucked eye brows unless absolutely necessary!! Feel free to get rid of the uni-brow but save the waxed look for the ladies! Unless of course you are not into ladies…then it is ok…..

The Bash Brothers
The Bash Brothers

They are also called wife beaters in whatever city Brett Myers pitches in…

The Bash Brothers
The Bash Brothers

Stephen from BB10 has already made a few of them. (gay pornos)

golfcar48
golfcar48

Major surgery for a broken tooth? LOL Lane and his tall tales!

yeah
yeah

I would think if a tooth is broken right up to the gum line, there is nothing left to pull out and it would have to have a surgical removal. I sure wouldn’t want it done.

Rockstar
Rockstar

nope, me neither, that is brutal

swirly1129
swirly1129

The competitions were fun to watch, but the last 3 weeks – BORE-FEST!!!

jl
jl

Enzo is just kidding…..hello!!! Self depricating (sp) humor! He isn’t serious!

Alison
Alison

I wonder if Regan told the jury house he was the sabateur.

April
April

YESSS!!!!!!!!!! Brendon is winning on the thing again!!!!!!!!!! GO BRENDON!!!!!!!

lane lover
lane lover

brendon and rachel make me vomit. why are enzo and brendon up there for competitors? they suck!

April
April

Brendon sucks?? At least he won alot of compititions, yea he would have been better without rachel but hes still a good competitor

Deb

Brendan only started winning comps after Rachel left, and that was to finally prove himself to her.

Smellycat
Smellycat

Wrong he won veto comps.

Marigold
Marigold

Brendon immediately won the HOH. Rachel is the Delilah to Brendon’s Samson — she is going to be his undoing. He is not really very bright where women are concerned. Rachel is a Predator — Brendon is the Prey. Poor lovesick fool.

Anonymous
Anonymous

he won because he’s the most athletic in the house nobody could’ve beaten him, plus as you know every comp this season was rigged for whomever won it they(production) wanted to choose who wins, too much proof of that this season.

blah
blah

I gave him around twenty or so votes today and two for Enzo.

kB
kB

I rather sit and watch paint dry than BB 12

tinydancer
tinydancer

oh my goodness, i wish someone would just tell enzo that people don’t love him like he thinks, probably not even in the top half of all houseguests, and the longer he is in the house the worse it is…..production save this man (and our ears) please!

and why would someone kidnap his wife when he hasn’t won any money and isnt going to…they could always hide her in the middle of a crowd at the jersey shore, trust me, no one would be able to tell the difference

electra
electra

tinydance, I’m guessing when Enzo said he was taking his daughter Gia on the road he was referring to Gia being kidnapped for his big winnings; wifey was going along to take care of Gia while he raked in the big bucks for — being famous — appearing at a bar — getting a free drink here & there — waiting to be discovered for his high school jokster “personality.”

dont hate
dont hate

people love enzo get over it, some of you guys might not but you guys are douchers.and enzo knows whats up, last night he was all ,damn we got big heads.he was asking if any other bb player in the past would talk like them.he ask lane and hayden you think we really could do something after this,and lane and hayden tell em yes.enzo wants to be famous but if it doesnt happen ,he doesnt give a shit. but hell be famous,as much as you guys talk shit.hes in all your heads.

dont hate
dont hate

why cause you say so, i think you suck balls, reagans balls,

BBSucksBalls
BBSucksBalls

ohhhh, how clever, you think I suck balls….you must have the same brain capacity as Asswipe Enzo. Wake up idiot….I say that because they all act the same. Actions speak much louder than words. Now, how about you go and read a book. You might learn something.

dont hate
dont hate

how bout you go act out your favorite movie, brokeback mountain biiiatch.

TallahasseeBBfan
TallahasseeBBfan

Gotta go to Brokeback? Reaaally? I guess that shows you have nothing that is currently relevant or hasn’t been regurgitated ad nauseum for years. I’m betting you didn’t even have that in your arsenal until it was two years dead. What a sad phobic life you must lead.

BBSucksBalls
BBSucksBalls

Thanks for the backup Tallahassee. I could not have said it better myself.

dont hate
dont hate

ya that was perrty lame but i never said i wasnt a dodo, i couldnt think of any new gay films,you know of any?

Marco Torres
Marco Torres

Latest one I heard of is ‘donthate and enzo do the dirty’. You both are 2 sick fucs.

Alli G
Alli G

I suck balls … malted milk balls, even if Ragan gives em to me. I think that Enzos only hip with a few gansta wannabees from NJ. ho ho yuck ha ha. Most of us who are not from NJ cant stand his act.

BBSucksBalls
BBSucksBalls

I also know people from New Jersey and they are not like Enzo (or those Jersey Shore kids) either. It’s too bad that the world is seeing those idiots and are thinking most people from the area are like that. That is what’s sad about this entire reality show shit. These producers take the worst possible candidates and stick them on tv and they represent a certain area (they shouldn’t but that is what always happens). It’s just because shit attracts shit and all the lazy idiots run to get the free money. The good people wouldn’t even be caught on reality television. Remember when talent got you on tv?? Oh, the good ol’ days!!

dont hate
dont hate

but the good people come on here and talk shit about these bb players,dee dee dee

Alli G
Alli G

apologies to the rest of NJ. Maybe the joke of big brother is how WE all react to their shit. Imagine if we were all sitting in a living room having this same talk about enzo as on simons site and cameras were on us, like in Persons Unknown. (Run with this one jimik60).

dont hate
dont hate

when did julie become a wanna be gangsta she said enzos the boss,

blah
blah

I agree, Enzo is talking shit, BUT IF something came out of it he’d run with it. Now on the other hand those two other twits really are feeling themselves. Thinking when the get free then the big bucks are gonna start rolling in! Lanes gonna flly them all over the country with his plane, make ten g’s a night and live it up like a rockstar!
So their gonna be on the hollywood walk of fame too right next to P. Diddy and Tom Hanks. Good luck fellas

Jenn
Jenn

I really think (hope) Enzo will get a rude awaking come finale night. Especially when he doesn’t win the $25K. I honestly think he’s the most annoying HG ever. If either Lane or Hayden takes him to the finale they’ll so regret when Enzo’s handed the half mil check. It’s nice to see most of us on the board realize what a total floater he is!

HelloThere
HelloThere

Enzo doesn’t need the $25K because he’s going to get the $500,000.

Andy
Andy

Enzo thinks everybody loves him, Truth is a lot of viewers can’t stand Enzo at all.

Red
Red

Enzo is unbelievable with his scenarios!!!! I thinks he really believes in the things he is saying which is pathetic. LOL!!!!

The Excitement
The Excitement

I’m not gay but I think Gunther is sexy.

Michelle
Michelle

they are both disgusting

FelonyMelanie
FelonyMelanie

How can you be the one to judge? Do you know them personally? You’ve seen one on television for a couple of months and you’ve seen a couple of pictures of the other one. Are you referring to their looks as disgusting, or behavior? Cause, yet again, that’s something you would know nothing about.

Rockstar
Rockstar

Felony – Are you Lane’s brother?

Really
Really

That’s too of an intelligent question to ask of Gunther.

Nikkie
Nikkie

Must of been to hard of a question to type…

FelonyMelanie
FelonyMelanie

I’m just saying…yeah there are articles here and there about Lane and Gunter beating the crap out of some guy. Okay? Like people haven’t gotten in fights before? So what? I just wish people would move on. I doubt they would have put him on the show if they thought him to be dangerous. I’m sure they’ve learned their lesson from Justin in season 2 and Scott in season 4.

Really
Really

Awww, FM, read between the lines. Lane looks to Gunther as the only role model he knows.
Gunter prepetuates muscle beats everything. LISTEN to Lane. You CAN judge by what is presented.

hugabug
hugabug

They are definately nice to look at

BBSucksBalls
BBSucksBalls

I agree with you Michelle. They are indeed both….very disqusting. I bet if we looked, there would 2 very small units in those shorts.

yeah
yeah

We already got a look at Lane’s junk, hanging out of his towel.

Sky
Sky

I think he looks older than Lane. He’s younger right?

lane lover
lane lover

i miss britney… ;)

david
david

Awww, you can get your Britney fix anytime….just pop in the Wizard of Oz. She’s the one in green.

Michelle
Michelle

very true

Michelle
Michelle

he’s much better than ragan

HelloThere
HelloThere

Hush your mouth. You don’t know what you’re saying.

SIL3Nt1
SIL3Nt1

I miss Brit’s B ( . ) ( . ) B’s

The Excitement
The Excitement

I have a feeling BB wants the Final HOH competition to be in favor of Lane. Right now everyone and their mother knows that Hayden is the favorite to win the $500,000. But the only way he might not win it is if Lane wins the Final HOH and decides to take Enzo to the Final 2. (Lane would beat Enzo in that scenario, but Lane wouldn’t be able to beat Hayden regardless)
So, I’m expecting the last HOH comp to be one that involves some sort of target-shooting type of skill, or kicking an object between a goal post, or maybe having to have to hold something heavy up for a long time, Or something that involves flying an airplane.

Daveny
Daveny

Sure Lane that’s exactly what happened…. Keep telling that lie and maybe one day it might come true.

Rockstar
Rockstar

hahaha@Dark.. finally, you are getting yours.. hahaha awesome I appreciate a man who gives it to a girl straight. Seriously, no messing around, say it like it is..

Marigold
Marigold

I would hardly call Enzo a jock — a wannabe jock maybe but hardly a jock in actuality. Anyway, Gunter is a scary hulk.
The “boys” (L/E/H) are slugs. Enzo’s mother should be ashamed that she didn’t teach her boy some table manners — ugh.
I laughed when Lane said that his showers were the highlight of his day…funniest line of all. We all know what happens in his showers. The whole world knows what happens in Lane’s showers. I just wonder if he will have the good sense to be embarrassed when he finds that out.

noone
noone

enzo said a few weeks ago ” after this, how am I ever going to work for someone else….’ – well enzo, you will be lucky to still have a job when you get out of there

LJ
LJ

YUM!

BBSucksBalls
BBSucksBalls

Are your knuckles sore yet?? You know, from them dragging the ground?? Douchebag!!

Darkhairyhole
Darkhairyhole

Before I let you perform the act that is your name on me, I gotta know if your a chick, cuz when I look down on you I wanna see your long hair and pretty eyeshadow. Not a bald spot and a 5 o’clock shadow. Darkhairy dont swing that way.

BBSucksBalls
BBSucksBalls

Funny….they say that if you have to tell people that you are not gay, then you are secretly hiding your man love for the sucking of the penis. Congrats, you have just come out of the closet!!

Lisa
Lisa

Can we say white trash Lane?Enzo?

yeah
yeah

Wow…that’s cold. I would hardly call them white trash. Lane comes from an oil industry family, and you saw Enzo’s house and his wifey makes the big bucks. You just slinging insults for the fun of it?

sh8
sh8

I agree, lane is trash. money doesn’t matter; trash is trash

Curtain Call for BB
Curtain Call for BB

For havin’ a whole lotta money, Lane acts like trailer trash. Fightin’ over a boy saying nasty things about an old girlfriend. Laughin’ about being in the paper and insinuating the paper was wrong — well, Lane how did you get into the boy’s house — he certainly didn’t invite you in!! Drivin’ drunk. All those muscles just for show — couldn’t cut it in sports, couldn’t even cut it in the endurance comp (< 3 hrs), and wouldn't go on Survivor because Survivor doesn't have a gym!!!

BBSucksBalls
BBSucksBalls

Exactly!! You have summed it up perfectly. He is trash. Another idiot over-compensating for his ‘short-comings’. Anyone who talks about shooting animals and beating people up all the time is an idiot, plain and simple. Lane is not even a man. A real man would have more sense.

Nikkie
Nikkie

LMAO gosh such a Lane hater…BTW the papers are wrong quite a bit just for your knowledge…

Curtain Call for BB
Curtain Call for BB

Lane will be fine with his BB winnings and Daddy’s money. Sadly, my dislike and many others of this r*****-“game” lover is unlikely to make a real dent in his already nicely funded pocket.

dont hate
dont hate

did lane play the r***** game with you is that why you dislike him?

Arby
Arby

I’ve only been watching BB since midseason last year so don’t know the history, but was there ever a time when a floater (Enzo) wins because the final winner of HOH (Lane, hypothetical) takes Enzo and the jury gives it to the floater out of spite? I just want some kind of a twist, such as Lane taking Enzo and the jury all voting for Enzo because he deserves it the least. This way they can make a history and maybe put an end to people taking floaters to the final 2. The jury should all say I’m voting for Enzo because he was the because floater and Hayden should’ve been in the final 2 but since Lane took Enzo, Lane gets 2nd place.

hey
hey

I don’t want Bozo to win but that could happen!!

Curtain Call for BB
Curtain Call for BB

I don’t know enough BB history to answer, but it happened two seasons ago in Survivor. Russell, the evil mastermind, was knocked off his feet when the jury awarded the supreme floater the win. It was delicious!

Howie
Howie

Just wondering if Enzo ever received punishments for eating extra food while being a have-not, or not completely participating in wearing the penguin suit?
Thank you so much for all the hard work to keep this site up and running, I have enjoyed it.

dont hate
dont hate

lane got injured benching 420 pounds dumb ass, or he would be playing pro ,so suck on that weiner.and it was lanes brother who got into a fight get your facts straight dodo.

BBSucksBalls
BBSucksBalls

he’s still an idiot

Curtain Call for BB
Curtain Call for BB

You are an upstanding relative or friend of the bragade [sic], as I can tell by the grammar and spelling of your fine literary posts. I love the delicious irony because your “dont hate” [sic] handle and the excellent job you do spewing hate against anyone who reports the truth, as it came out of Lane’s or Enzo’s mouths or was reported in numerous articles. I urge you to take all your outstanding intellectual skills and begin with the starcasm article; then if you are not exhausted from that use of your intellectual prowess, google his name, his brother’s name, and the name of the alleged victim. Then, please report back on your findings of his involvement. If you know more hidden details about the alleged incident, as a real friend or maybe even girlfriend? or brother? or weiner-lover sucker? of the thugian BB “houseguest”, please do report all the nitty-gritty details: I’d love to hear the real tales that Lane tells all the girls and boys? he gets drunk and f*cks.

dont hate
dont hate

i dont hate i just talk shit on the haters, i like all the bb players this year.your speculation of my typing is correct but you did get one thing wrong.the truth, the truth is that haters suck big fat dicks.and if your brave enough to step up to lane and his brother your brave enough to get your ass kicked.and why someone so intellectual as you bother watching big brother,

BBSucksBalls
BBSucksBalls

Well said Curtain Call!! Bravo!! I’m glad someone else noticed the ‘lack of writing ability’ of our friend ‘dont hate’.

BBSucksBalls
BBSucksBalls

No. You are upset because you came in here and started bullying people (like your idiot heros) and it didn’t work. We pushed back. It’s fine when you are mouthing off, but not fine when anyone else does it. Again, another trait of an immature person.

dont hate
dont hate

nah i’m just talking shit bustin balls, see thats were you get it all wrong you call it bullying.lol we call talkin shit. like yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had flip flops.like yo mamas so fat when she went to kfc to get a bucket of chicken they ask her what size and she said the one on the roof,haha i dont get upset its fun when you guys snap back,no matter how lame your comebacks are,lol see talkin shit suckballs.

BBSucksBalls
BBSucksBalls

And, once again, you go and prove just how immature you are. Keep telling yourself that you are not a bully. You ARE the epitome of a bully. Oh, and to save you some google time.

e·pit·o·me/i?pit?m?/Noun
1. A person or thing that is a perfect example of a particular quality or type: “she is the epitome of elegance and taste” or in your case “he is the epitome of a bullying, nasty douchebag”.

dont hate
dont hate

see now that comeback was kind of funny, but by calling me a nasty douchbag you sunk to my level now your bullying me,

BBSucksBalls
BBSucksBalls

No, I am not bullying. I am calling ’em as I see ’em.

dont hate
dont hate

serious no joking, whos your favorite player this year?

Michelle
Michelle

you can take the haha out, because that was not funny, don’t give up your day job

Anonymous
Anonymous

This is an “Internet Blog Site” not a “Classroom” LOL

yeah
yeah

“DontHate” is a jerk who does nothing but attack the posts of the others. He has nothing of importance or interest to say, just slings insults and pats himself on the back. How about we just all ignore the little 12 year old?

Curtain Call for BB
Curtain Call for BB

And there’s the big sign of your immaturity. We criticize the players; you criticize us. Until today, most people didn’t criticize YOU. See the difference? And why are you so protective of the bragade [sic]? I don’t think you’ve answered my question yet about which bragade [sic] weiner you are sucking, LOL.

yeah
yeah

You aren’t even witty…all you can do is throw the worst degrading insults. I can’t imagine what you must look like. You have to be one ugly SOB who has been bullied all your immature life and the only way you can get back at the world is to sling nasty names at people you don’t even know for no good reason other than to make yourself feel like a big ….a big….who the hell knows what. You’re a first class idiot. Go play in traffic.

dont hate
dont hate

lol you funny,

Anonymous
Anonymous

you know whats sad?, thats exactly what brendon and rachel fans do when we tell the truth about how they acted on the show they defend their every vile action and call us names… brittney and Regan are not the only ones talking shit behind people’s backs EVERYBODY in the house did that , but Brittney and Regan, and Hayden made it entertaining….

dont hate
dont hate

tell me about it, i think i just got sent to detention for being a bully, but enzos the principle so its all good.

Princess
Princess

principal…

dont hate
dont hate

i have no idea ,lol sometimes im just retarted, sorry

Michelle
Michelle

enzo is more like the class clown

Coco
Coco

Actually the police report had BOTH brothers break into one of Gunters teammates apt and beat the crap out of him over some girl. There were facial fractures and a 10-stitch gash above the eye of the victim of their attack. Evidently it was dismissed as a drunken fight and handled outside of law enforcement. Read for yourself: http://starcasm.net/archives/62408

Lane was listed as 6′ 0″ and weighed 211 at Texas Tech. Exactly where in the hell was he going to play pro ball at that size? Canada? Was he a safety? If he was a lineman (offensive OR defensive) or linebacker he sure as hell wasn’t playing in the NFL at that weight. He would get killed!

BBSucksBalls
BBSucksBalls

I don’t even think Canadian Football would take him.

dont hate
dont hate

dont tell me your looking up shit to hate on lane daaamn, now you are a pro hater.

Curtain Call for BB
Curtain Call for BB

Dont hate [sic], why would you continually, for week after week, try to bully and suppress any criticism of Lane and Enzo? Do you have a personal relationship with one of them: are you a lover or a brother? Why are you hypocritically pretending to be a lover not a hater? Need I remind you that the bragade [sic] put themselves on public view? That if they didn’t want millions of viewers watching them and hundreds of people delving into their past possibly criminal histories and inane utterances, they shouldn’t have applied to be contestants on BB? Instead you and some other bragade [sic] protectors here, believe it’s all right to denounce anonymous critics in the vilest terms?

dont hate
dont hate

i’m not bullying ,were you from? geeeez grab your not suck and spit ,damn i would hate to see you at a def jam comedy show.you probably hated andrew dice clay.

Secret Vice (BB)
Secret Vice (BB)

Hey now…

uncleollie
uncleollie

Hmmm!! Now I wonder who’s the dumbest, Lane, his brother or dont hate.

dont hate
dont hate

maybe me because lane is in the final 2 of big brother,

Soothe
Soothe

I think Enzo’s mother dropped a huge bowl of pasta on Enzo’s head when he was a baby
and he never recovered.. He’s still not in touch with reality to this day.
By the way Enzo you wife wouldn’t have to have been kidnapped to disappear.. She is
hiding out from shame of seeing your behaviour and language on t.v. She couldn’t
face her fellow employees anymore.

Anonymous
Anonymous

he was talking about his DAUGHTER being kidnapped …. and who says that you have to be famous to have a family member kidnapped.

HelloThere
HelloThere

First thing first, I think you need Hooked on Phonics.
Secondly, Enzo, aka, Da Boss is a guy who loves his wife and child. No matter what Da Boss does, some of you are going to find something wrong with him. It’s all good because he has a gorgeous wife, and you’re probably lonely. And it’s evident that he has a lot of love for his wife and child, and still have some left to love himself enough to laugh at himself, at his own expense. Men who has the smart to enjoy life like the way Enzo does, tend to live longer than most.

Thisseasonsux
Thisseasonsux

It’s been discussed repeatedly how dumb Enzo and Lane are. Hayden was a member of the Arizona State baseball team in 2008 when he appeared in seven games and went hitless in six at-bats. He was originally named academically ineligible on February 20th 2008. Not exactly stats to write home about. The three together have a total IQ of around 12.

dont hate
dont hate

thats why they know there dodods, dodos in the final 3, were have youve been.these dodos took out phds and master degrees.

Curtain Call for BB
Curtain Call for BB

From my understanding, none of them have completed college. Lane appears to be a drop-out? Did Enzo ever go? Is Hayden still really going or did CBS just list that he was still a college student because snowboarding lazabout looks funny? And it’s really funny those people here who say that Hayden is poor . . . to be in college still at his age, going snowboarding, going on trips [Steamboat, drink!], takes $$ and he admits that he’s not even earned 5K over the last several years — so he’s not even working at a part-time or workstudy job! Where did BB find these dodos?

pattypoo
pattypoo

CBS/Allison Grodner needs to rethink how they end BB…………I don’t know anything about
time schedules and production……..but, making these people stay in the house for this
last week is ridiculous ! They could have ended the season tonight…….live finale……..There
is absolutely nothing to watch on BB after dark…………there is nothing exciting to talk about
and they make them stay up and play cards or shoot pool………..it’s crazy……does anyone
agree with me ? They are bored, the cameramen are bored and we are all bored !
Please CBS/Allison……..do it different next year ! If anything BBafter dark would be more
exciting if they videod the jury house for 3 hours each night ! ! ! Am I right or wrong ?

Anonymous
Anonymous

I think so too.

mandy
mandy

I would wayyyy rather watch the jury house!!

yeah
yeah

A few nights ago one of the handlers or camera men named Derryn told the 3 they had put a football in the storage room, go outside and toss it around but don’t throw it at a window.
Lane screamed “WHEN have we EVER tossed ANYTHING at the windows”? Lane is getting mouthy and yells at BB if they call him to the DR.

Michelle
Michelle

I watched season 10 again yesterday, the 1st part of hoh comp was also in season 10, jerry lasted for 41 minutes enzo on lasted 19 minutes
jerry was 75 years old

mandy
mandy

hahaha…Enzo sux

Smellycat
Smellycat

Does everyone think that Regan thought he had a shot with Matt?

HelloThere
HelloThere

I think Ragan thought that Matt was his friend and nothing more.

Coco
Coco

Do you mean romantically? No, not at all. Ragan stated that he has no relationship with his actual brothers (reading between the lines that is because he is gay and they couldn’t deal with it). When questioned about Matt throwing him under the bus his final week, Ragan said he saw Matt as a brother-type and forgave him because he didn’t want to lose another “brother”. They joked about being a showmance because they were so close and Ragan was gay. They were just having fun with the others when they said that.

Curtain Call for BB
Curtain Call for BB

Hello There and Coco, two voices of reason on this blog! I’m so happy to finally read some comments from people who realize that a gay man is not after, in a sexual sense, every other male that he meets!

The Excitement
The Excitement

Matt was kindof a dick tease to Ragan.

Ted
Ted

He totally was.

Smellycat
Smellycat

Based on the picture above Regan had a better shot with Lane. One of the gayest pictures I have ever seen.

Anonymous
Anonymous

ooo in see what you mean the way lane’s face is pinched smirk but thats not gay, thats his “serious look” LMFAO

Anonymous
Anonymous

it also looks like he’s playing in gunter’s hair LMFAO

Coco
Coco

Hayden & Enzo in the Final 2, PLEASE! http://starcasm.net/archives/62408