4:50pm Backyard Michelle, Kevin, Natalie and Jeff. Jeff is telling them about a show he saw on Discovery channel about a Hiker cutting there arm off. He goes into detail about hiker that was in the mountains and some rocks fell on his arm and pinned him to the ground. He lasted 2 days out in the elements than decided to take his pocket knife and cut off his arm. Kevin looks grossed out.. Jeff continues the hiker was “Mega smart” and knew exactly where to cut. He first broke his arm in 2 places than had to saw off a tendon.. “dude he did this all without pain killers dude dude dude” Kevin brings up the movie where the two people were stranded out in the ocean and the sharks were circling them.. talk moves to Movies briefly..
5:05pm – 6:35pm HOH Jeff and Jordan. Jeff is mad at Jordan for talking too much during the Russell fight. He reminds her that this is Big Brother and they have to keep their cards close to their chest. Jeff being a bit of a prick to Jordan telling her to not talk anymore just think. He wants her to stop airing their business to the house for the next 3 weeks. Jeff brings up a earlier card game where Jordan didn’t know the instructions. He tells Jordan to not play the “dumb card” anymore its not working on people. Jeff says he feels like he’s in a high school relationship. He tells her they have stick together all they got is each other. Jordan tells him she’s terrified of going to the Jury house with Russell, Lydia and Jessie in it. Jeff tells her there going to get to final 2 they just need everything to work out next week. They start going over all the possible HOH and eviction scenarios. They both agree that Michelle needs to go next week… Jeff asks her if she will make out with him.. She say no she’s too stinky right now. Michelle joins them and tells them that Russell is laughing it up with Kevin and Natalie in the red room. Jeff wonders why the Fuck their talking to Russell he’s got 500000 reasons not to talk to Russell. Michelle thinks
Russell is trying to campaign to get Natalie voted out. Jeff doesn’t see that happening ever, unless Natalie wants to go to the jury house to suck Jessie shlong. she’s pretty sure Kevin is going to vote for Russell to stay because he wants to screw me over. Jeff and Jordan both saying theirs no way that Kevin is going to do that. Michelle says she’s going to kick his ass if he
does. Jordan chimes in calling Russell a douche. She adds that she walked up to Russell during the fight and bumped him because she knew he would never hit a girl and she wanted to make him mad. She wanted to do more to him but was scared production would get made. Jordan says Russell looks like a Weasel like the Ronnie rat. Jordan is worried that America will think Russell is a sweet guy so she hope when he gets evicted he say something been to show hi true colours. Jeff laughs says Russell thinks he’s being cut as the villain but he’s really being casted as the douche bag. Michelle throws in her diggs “He a fucken Misogynist time to go Home” Jeff is getting pissed off about Russell now claims Russell is no fighter and that Russell is a pussy. Jeff would cry if he was Russell because he’s such a Douche. (add six dudes in there) Jordan wonders why a guy like Russell is cast on the show. Michelle thinks they all have a special thing, “Like Natalie is some kid genius or something, I really work in a salon” Michelle tells them she’s cried once in the diary room and five times in the house. She explains that most of it was after Russell had freaked out on her, once was with Ronnie Rat, Once was when she thought that Jordan and Jeff didn’t trust her. Jordan and Michelle start laughing over Michelle thinking J/J didn’t trust her. Jordan says Michelle is being “SOOO Funny thinking that”. Jordan says she’s cried 2 in the diary room. Jeff heads into the shower. Michelle going off about Russell. Jordan adds she hopes people are mean to him outside the house ant they call him Faggot on the streets.. Michelle really trying to downplay her and Russell being a team. She says that Russell actually bought into her fake final 2 he must of thought she was stupid to agree to something like
that. Michele saying that Kevin asked her if she had a final 2 with Ronnie because she had one with Russell and Michele said no. Michelle laughs at Natalie suggesting that she should throw the HOH competition, “why the fuck would I do that” Jordan asks Michelle about the internets and how she can go on it and look up things about the show. Michele tells her on CBS.com there are message boards and she can type in a question as a search . Michele said she saw the boards before the show with speculation about who will be on the show.. Everyone was saying this was going to be the crazest season. Jordan agrees she thinks this season has had the most fights. Michelle says the only people she’s gotten into arguments with were Chima and Russell. She adds that Ronnie and her would not of gotten into a fight if it wasn’t for the other 2. Michele saying that Russell would wake up in the middle of the night and slam his fists on the bed. Jordan says he’s fucked up.. .”why does he think he’s so smart” Jeff come back from the shower and starts playing solitaire.. Michelle tells Jordan that Natalie told her she putting Michelle up but Natalie is going after a much larger target. Jordan doesn’t think anything of this she tells her Natalie told her Michelle was the target… They all head to the Kitchen.
5:20pm-6:00pm Red Room Kevin, Natalie and Russell. Russell telling them it’s pointless for them to be fake with each other he’s going home tomorrow and there?s nothing he can do. He just wants the truth to come out none of these lies. Kevin and Natalie not talking much. Kevin asks Russell what he’s going to wear. Russell wore his best clothes 2 weeks ago he’s not sure what he should wear this time. they start laughing about Jeff asking Russell if he wanted to have sex with him and if
Russell had a boner for Jeff. Kevin jokes that he has a boner for Jeff. Russell leaves the room for a minute.. Kevin and Natalie Roll their eyes at each other. Russell comes back and starts talking about all the jobs Jeff was trying to tell them Russell never did. Russell debunks all of Jeff’s all of Jeff’s arguments. Russell brings up him asking production to beef up security on Monday because he was going to freak out…. Kevin and Natalie not really responsive so Russell start talking about food. He says being on slop he lost 5lbs maybe 7lbs. Natalie suggests Russell use the slop diet when he’s training for fights, Russell agrees that it a good diet. Kevin asks Russell if his parents will be watching the live feeds. Russell says his parent have better things to do than watch the feed. They?ll watch the TV show but they don’t need to see him in the sun all day or starting fights. Kevin leaves to talk a shower Russell tells Natalie that he hopes she takes out Jeff next week. She says the second Jessie went home, she had one target and that was JEff. They talk about the HOH tomorrow… Natalie wants a boxing match she thinks the other HOH comps where luck of the draw kind of shit she wants something that takes skill.
6:50pm Splish Splash room, Russell deep in shit starting thought. Kevin and Jeff in the kitchen making food.. small talk about herbs.
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