“This is crazy.. what the f* is wrong with Christmas.. they are so desperate not to be a target they all jump on”

Big Brother Spoilers 6:15pm Elena to mark
Elan – this house is psychotic.. you can survive this you have survived worst..

Elena – mark look at me.. they are not 100% neither are you.. I’ve had my shit taken from me so many times.. we just move on .. all taht stuff is not alex’s.
Elena – the conditions josh asked me last night was slightly different but whatever..
Mark – did you hear Paul jump in
Elena – I hear Paul laugh every time Josh says something
mark – Uhhhhhhhhh
Elena asks me what the status of her laundry he’s been doing.

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Paul “we’ll sic Josh on [Mark] Thursday to rattle his bones a little bit .. F*ing sack of sh1t”

2:35pm Jason, Paul and Christmas (Sleeping)
Paul – I’m going to put him in check today… I’m telling you if Mark and Elena win they aren’t putting him up they’re putting one of us up..
Paul – I’m going to call Mark out on all his bullsh1t.. that guy is a f*ing prick dude.. he’s walking around like he’s got the vacation now I’m getting HOH.. F*ing sack of sh1t.. (here we go again)
Paul about Mark – I’m trying to get that giant sack of sh1t out

Paul about Mark – you giant Vag1na
Jason laughs
Paul – now Cody’s not talking to anybody.. he would have jumped right back to mark and Elena it would have been those three..

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“I’m going to put [Kevin’s] a$$ in check and if that means he’s going to come after me.. lets go old Man”

12:20pm HOH Alex, Jason, Christmas and Paul
Jason relays what Kevin told him when he mentioned people are questioning his mood now that Cody is up.
Alex – he’s going to extremes because he’s doing something shady

Jason – what’s he doing though.. what could he possibly be doing
Paul – he’s not the only person that hasn’t been enthusiastic (about Cody leaving)
Jason – who gives a sh1t Cody has been up his b*tt like a razor blade, (HUH)

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Elena – Jason you look ridiculous your whole face is swollen

Josh – he thinks I’m a bull

Josh gets his eye hurt.. Pulls out ketchup and Mustard threatens to spray Jason down… Josh wants him to say sorry for hurting his eye. Jason says if any of that touches him Josh is going down like a ton of bricks.
Jason – If that sh1t f*ing hit me I’m hurting you…
Jason – if that hits me.. I’m dotting your eyes..
JOsh – say you’re sorry and you won’t smell like mustered and ketchup all week
Kevin – He ain’t saying he’s sorry
Jason – if any of that shit hits this outfit I’m going to f* you up

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Cody “At least if you keep me, I am at the bottom of the barrel and they’ll go after me.”

5:45pm HOH room. Paul, Christmas, Kevin, Jason, Matt.
Paul – Raven is telling me that they’re dropping my name. SO if I win HOH next week, I am going to draw that line in the sand. Kevin – so will I. Josh – same. Paul – now instead of them saying I’m caught in the middle.. I can say people have told me that you’ve said my name. Youre constantly caught in the middle of situations and now you’ve f**king lied in front of the whole house and f**Ked up. If we stick together .. we’re final 8. Its been that way for weeks. Christmas – since week 2 they’ve been flip flopping.

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Mark “I’m going to put him [Paul] on the block with Josh. If he wins veto, congrats.”

Elena – I don’t think we’re they’re (Matt and Raven) targets but they are easily manipulated. Mark tells Elena about his conversation with Matt. Elena – they would do what the house wants. Mark – its not the house its 4 vs 6. Elena – its really 4 vs 4 because Christmas and Josh are just blobs. Mark – they’re in the middle but ..Josh and Christmas are coming after us not them. I want to sit down with ALex and make sure shes good with you. If you and Alex could just clear the air. Elena – she isn’t going to clear the air. Mark – who is the worst person for my game right now. Elena – Josh. Mark – if you won HOH would you waste your HOH on him?

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Alex “My promises are worth more than any dollar amount & I won’t embarrass myself by going against it.”

11:39am – 12:04pm Big Brother blocks the feeds. Alex – in honor of Elena’s birthday I promised her I would not make her a havenot and because my promises are worth more than any dollar amount and I won’t embarrass myself on national television by going against it. As promised you will not be a havenot. Happy early birthday, I hope you enjoy your week. Elena – thank you. Alex – down to the rest of the business, this weeks havenots are the four house guests that went out first in the hocus pocus HOH competition.

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Elena “That’s what any person with a fully operating brain would have done. I could be a d**k!”

9:30pm Alex comes out of the diary room wearing a camping outfit complete with all the gear. Alex – HEY CAMPERS! WHO’S READY FOR AN ADVENTURE?! Alex heads out into the backyard to show the other house guests her punishment. Paul comments on how she looks pissed. She tells them that she has to wear the outfit, haul all the gear around and when she hears the bugle she has to pitch the tent and cook the hot dogs for the house guests for an entire week. Alex – this is me for a week so get your camping gear out we’re going into the woods. I can’t get help with anything. I need to pitch a tent in my pants whenever I hear a bugle.

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POV Competition Results! “Let them f**king sulk after finally having a shot taken at them”

4:55pm HOH room – Alex, Christmas, Josh, Jason.
Josh – This is exactly what I said! She is a greedy selfish player. She doesn’t care about nobody else. Alex talks about how during the comp Elena lied. Josh – we can sit on it. Its just for everyone to see. We need to sit and think about this because Cody is lethal and Elena we could get next week because she doesn’t perform well in competitions. Its clear as day what I said up here to you two. That girl only cares about herself and will throw anybody under the bus and go back on her word. You heard it, you got proof today.

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“It’s the nerves… it’s not from Gastroparesis its’ from my other disease.. the one that has no name”

Big Brother Spoilers 12:20pm Bathroom raven, Christmas and Elena
Raven – my mom told me before I came on this show that she’s like Look Raven you don’t know how many good years you have left do you really want to spend the rest of your life running a dance studio when you don’t know how much time you have left”

Raven – like go live your life
Raven – she’s like do all the things you want to do
Xmas – still need to make money :)
Raven – I agree
Elena – you’re making money here and you’re living your live
Raven – I see what you are saying there’s a lot of things I want to do with my life
Xmas – you’ll have meet and greets and lotsa opportunities after here.. like I told you .. you’ll have a fan base .. (hehe) and

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Paul – It’s all set… we don’t ever have to talk game for the rest of the week

Paul – that means I have energy for DOuble eviction I’ll keep you two safe..
Jason – if he pulls Elena down
Alex – then we put Cody up

Kevin joins them
Paul – It’s all set… we don’t ever have to talk game for the rest of the week

Paul – Should mark go before Elena.. cause at this point he has done more things..
Jason – I don’t care..

Jason now saying he would rather Matt and Raven out because Elena and Mark are easier to hang out with. Alex and Paul poo poo this idea they tells Jason he has to separate game and personal.
Paul says it was very smart “they” put Elena on the block because Mark know he has to use the Veto or Elena will go home.

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