BB12 – Ragan: “Britney Reads the Bible with a Magnify Glass, old Britney burns the eyes out of Kittens with a Magnifying Glass”

 

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8:55pm Around the pool table Enzo, Brit watching Andrew and Lane play pool Enzo complains about how hungry he is, he jokes that he might be dieing and if he does his family will sue. Brit asks enzo if he wants to have a expensive funeral, enzo says no only spend one grand on me. “Burn me with a magnifying glass and splash around my ashes a little bit here a little bit in jersey a little bit in Italy”.. Brit “ya they can leave a urn in the living room for future generations to bow down upon” Brit says “Working out is useless.. it’s stupid”…

Brit: “Lane have you had a dream about Enzo? ”
lane: “No”
Matt: “have you had 2 Dreams?”
Lane: “No”
Brit: “Have you had 2 dreams about enzo?”
Andrew: “Stretching”
Brit: “Looks like you were dancing”
Andrew: “Nope one thing I cannot do is Dance”
Brit: “well it looked like a you were doing some dance moves”

 
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9:00pm Backyard Brendon showing Rachel how to Stretch Rachel is having a hard time figureing out the stretch Brendon wants her to do. brendon tells her to just look at him, She says she can’t figure it out. She thinks she needs to drink more water, she’s been feeling sick lately.

 
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9:22pm Backyard Chit chat

Brit says that everyone in the house has something they are going to do when they get out except for her. ragan bring up new Britney old Britney. He thinks she should make up a site called OldBritney.com

ragan: “Britney likes to read the bible with a magnify glass”…” old Britney burns the eyes out of kittens with a magnifying glass”
Brit: “Brit is going to the olvie garden”..”old brit is burning down the olvie garden”
Ragan: ” Brit is drinking a coke”…”Old Brit is doing coke”
Brit now tells them that working out is stupid it makes her feel worse she’s going to start working out at a time in her life when she has to like when she’s pregnent.

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18 thoughts on “BB12 – Ragan: “Britney Reads the Bible with a Magnify Glass, old Britney burns the eyes out of Kittens with a Magnifying Glass”

    1. A joke that Ragan and BRit have going on.. I’m not sure how it started but they do it all the time.. actually 20 seconds ago they just did it again.

  1. WHEN SHE FINDS OUT WERE CALLING HER BOY GEORGE IT WON T BE PRETTY. SHE THINKS THIS SHOW IS ALL ABOUT HER AND B R E N D E N. IF SHE SAYS HIS NAME ONCE SHE SAYS IT 10000 TIMES . I THINK I BETTER SIGN OFF I M VERY CRANKY, NITE ALL

  2. Britney walks into the Sunset room and sees that Rachel has received a bunch of of roses.
    Britney: Geez Rachel are those roses for you from Brendon! They are beautiful.
    Rachel: Yes that they are. But do you know what this means?
    Britney: Well, either that he lovesyou and/or wants to marrying you! Why?
    Rachel: No it odesn’t! Its means for the next 3 weeks I have to lay on my ack with my legs up in the air?
    Britney: Oh Rachel. For Christ sakes, aint you got a vase!!!

      1. It a free country, and besides, maybe I enjoy posting something new that hasn’t been stated to death! Is it a problem?

        1. hold up jimik, I took his comment as an admiring of your wonderful, albeit sometimes too colorful imagination. I don’t always agree with or like what you say, but I’m always in awe of the random chaos of your creativity in all its glory. It’s like you are watching a couple movies in your head at the same time you are producing your own movie! Yours is a book that would be fun to read, however the editors would have to be paid well. You have a gift of ideas and words in that melting pot brain!

          1. Electra, you complete me! I am not being sarcastic. Whenever I am at the oint where I just want to take my marbles and go home, you come out (like your superhero moniker) and in a sense, slap me out of this”misunderstood artist” complex I create in my head. Am I highly sensitive to criticism to other people’s comments/criticisms? Yes! Especially when they are vague and easy to misinterpret. obviously, I.m trying to work out some of my personal issues. I find writing to be the best format to use. I find your analysis of my psyche to be haunting correct. We are always the last to acknowledge what others see in in us – both good and bad. are you in hte counseling/human services field.? You have the talent for it? Thank youso much. And to Evil-Jim – if I misinterpreted what you were saying I apologize. No matter, I was wrong to go for the jugular! it has always been my “knee jerk” response when I feel like i am being attacked. Sorry Simon for this Stuart Smalley moment.

            1. jimik, no superhero moniker, just ancient greek. also no to the counseling, although i have some shrinks and genius relatives giving me a little perspective. So what if you’re a 139 and people always called you the retard. most brilliance needs some direction, but maybe it’s more fun to live in glorious chaos!

              1. Thanks! Note: That should read I AM Being Sarcastic!!! But, I hear what your saying. I’ve been here all day. Got to go. My brain hurts. Oh the mundacy!!!! Too much useless noise here!!! take care!!!

  3. Andrew and Brendon’s alliance is off. Early this evening, while B& R were morphing into one being. He interrupted them (as instructed by Brendon) and wanted to ask Rachel if what he hear about last night was true.
    Why, Andrew what did you hear?
    Well, I don’t mean to be a “nosy nellie”, but the guys in their said that last night your “queefer was lip-synching to Madonna’s “Like A Virgin”. Well, if its true, does it take requests? Because I really want to hear its version of Frank Sinatra’s “One for My Baby and One for the Road!

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