Quick Big Brother Spoilers
Head of Household: Vince
Nominees: Isaiah, Ashley Kelley, Amy
POV Players:
POV Winner: Ashley
Veto Ceremony: ?
Havenots: Rachel, Will, Zack, Ava
7:54pm Backyard – Keanu and Zach
Keanu – You know, yeah I’m cool under pressure, bro, you know, I mean so I’m not going to sit here and blow my lid over anything. Honestly, I didn’t even, I didn’t even really get mad at Jimmy. Like did I say anything to you about that? Zach – Exactly. Keanu – You know, I wasn’t even trying to. The only way I was going to try and make a move on that was like possibly next week if like somebody on that side of the house or that I had initially perceived. Now we’re in a little bit hot water. Let’s, let’s get sh*t moving. I had no more when I woke up this morning. I had no intention of trying to create any f**king alliance or anything like that. I only did that in haste. As far as I’m concerned, I’m safe for another week. So like you know what I’m saying? So I have no.. there’s no rush for me. You know what I mean? I got plenty of f**king time. We know how time moves in this place. As far as I’m concerned. I got another 21 days in here. The worst thing you can do is like crash out about it. I’m not. I’m not and that’s not my personality anyway, bro. I’m always calm under pressure dog. You know what I mean? I always figure it out. This next HOH will dictate a lot right? Is it what this next HOH competition will dictate a lot. I’m not blowing my lid. I’m just, I’m just observing ..you know.. crunch the numbers a little bit, trying to answer the matrix, getting the binary code of it. I mean I think the biggest thing is like if you take it you know, under control like you are still doing this, but like emotions covered. Zach – It’s just I think when people blow up honestly, like when Jimmy did that. There’s going to be people that don’t appreciate that, right? Keanu – Yeah.
8:10pm Bedroom – Kelley and Keanu
They’re talking about where they live. Kelley – I have this theory that I’ve come across each and every one of you at some point in my life. They hug. Keanu – yeah in some different alternate universe. Keanu – I feel good about your chances of coming down. So hopefully we don’t have anything to worry about because I did my best to rally everyone up. I still got to talk to Vinny because apparently that blew up in my face. Trying to make sure I kept you.
8:17pm HOH room – Vince and Keanu
Vince – what is the vibe down there? Keanu – The vibe is great bro! Talked to Jimmy and everything is good. Keanu – obviously I was under the assumption that there was, you know, the 7 people on the other side of the house and all this stuff that and I, I felt the need to operate in haste because I wanted to make sure that if there, if that truly was the case that number one we could keep Kelley because that’s the goal, right. Because if they got 6 and
we didn’t do this now you know, assuming that was true, they had six, right? So I have to
assume that, you know, Jimmy’s charm probably could get maybe Ava and maybe will, you know, and then boom, she’s gone. And that we definitely didn’t want that, and then obviously then assuming that there’s seven other people. My whole thing was I heard that my name was said to be put up on the block and that you strongly considered it. Vince – I would never consider that. People say that and it spreads around the house like wildfire. I said I have looked Keanu in the eye’s and said I will not put you up. I keep getting frustrated with the.. you know why .. people are saying the HOH wants this. Somebody in the house did start that rumor and they wanted you on the block. There was never a consideration where I said I want this. Keanu – no dude believe me I trust you. 1000%!
8:30pm Bedroom – Ashley Adrian and Amy
Amy – I think because people are starting to realize, you know what numbers and teams, my feelings.. it feels very isolating. It’s part of the game and so I have to take it, not personally, which is hard, ’cause I’m like, you know, it feels personal, but I know it’s not. I know it’s not. I know it’s just a more of a mental thing, like to me it feels personal. So separating it, you know? But it still hurts my feelings because I’m a baby and it f**king does, you know? So I just got to get out of my feelings, which I’m releasing right now. And so it just is what it is..
8:40pm HOH room – Vince, Rachel and Keanu
They talk about what the Block Buster comp will be like and how it will be fast because its live. The conversation turns to speculating about the HOH competition. Vince – the knock out ones are always interesting.
9pm Backyard lounge charis. Ryley and Kelley
Rylie – the only person that’s literally not trying to get into any shit is literally seen as a f**king floater. You know what I’m saying? Yeah, it’s funny. Like, people are f**king stupid into this game actually, those people would look around, yeah, although kind of glad they’re not looking around you know, encounters like you just want to be seen as a floater. F**ker ain’t a f**king floater. Kelley – Yeah. Rylie – when I called him (Keanu) inside, I said motherf**ker, I ain’t no f**King floater. Like straight up to his face. I ain’t no f**king floater hell no. I ain’t talking to nobody about f**king like this straight up. Like I don’t want to talk about game in general but I’m I can be like trustworthy. Like I don’t know who the f**k I trust anymore in here and I ain’t even doing nothing.
Kelley – yeah. Good. Rylie – I don’t know if I chose that f**king Zay in them anymore. I don’t know where I stand with them. I don’t know if like they see me as a floater too. I’m like, what the f**k? I don’t know why I’m seeing this like a floater. I don’t know who sees me as a floater. Kelley – it’s just Keanu. It’s just like the the earlier today when you were like I don’t want my name in any alliance. That was it, you know, me. I don’t I mean, I don’t until it needs to be happened. Kelley – I feel strongest about you and Vinny. Rylie – I feel the same way about you and Vinny. I do. Kelley – I know whenever it gets into the final four, people are gonna be trying to f**k you up and I will still have your back within those f**king three people. I will literally fucking vote everybody else out but you in that final f**king four. And I can promise you that I will look you in your eyes and tell you that and shake your f**king hand because I’m not no b!tch, you know what I’m saying? Like, I don’t. I don’t care. I don’t have any talks like this with anybody else. And I know it’s like day seven or whatever, but I know I’m the type person that likes to see other people win.
Rylie – I do want, you know, like no matter what in this game, no matter whatever happens, I love you. Kelley – You love. Rylie – You have my love. You always. Until the very end. Until the very, very f**king end. You’ll never have to worry. You’ll never have to come up and talk to me and ask me if you, I have your vote. You have my vote. You have it.
9:40pm The house guests are playing hide and seek and pool.
Backyard Hammock – Ashley and Zach.
Zach – I told Keanu, I’m like, I almost was calling him on it. I’m like, you’re an idiot for doing this. I’m like, it doesn’t make any sense. You’re just causing issues. Now obviously I didn’t tell him that. Like, I’m just telling you what I feel about it. So don’t say anything. Ashley – Obviously. Zach – I trust you. Zach – I’m like you (Keanu) are just causing issues. You’re trying to rush. You were mad rushing a 10 man alliance. Like it’s so stupid.
10:25pm – 10:37pm HOH room – Mickey and Morgan.
Morgan is talking to Mickey about how Keanu called her the head of the snake in front of other people. Like you (Keanu) literally called me a snake. Other people heard it. People
could run with that. I would hope that people have gotten to know me to not think that. But all it takes is one little bullshit. We saw what happened to Ashley, almost f**king blew up in her face. Mickey – I don’t think anyone thinks you’re a snake. Morgan – yeah. Mickey – I really don’t. Morgan – I trust Zach. Like fully. And I don’t know if I am being stupid but something tells me to trust Zach. When I asked him, he told me listen this is where I heard it. Mickey – to be honest I think you’re being a little paranoid. I think its getting to you. Morgan – if it came down to Jimmy and Keanu, it would be Jimmy all the way. I would vote Keanu 100 times over. Mickey – I just don’t want it to be where you give Jimmy information that you don’t potentially need to. Let it go. I want to know what happened with him and Keanu as well. We can talk to him.
Morgan – it’s just f**king weird. I still trust Rachel though, and I and that’s why I’m saying like in my head, I was like maybe she was trying to use the information I gave her as a way to get the boys to go against each other. Like and using Jimmy. I get it like, but because we have the numbers to do so she’s trying to get the boys to take each other out. But either way, I don’t know. I just know it’s solid.
Morgan – I don’t want HOH either because I feel like since my name was even brought up, I’m
just like I’m trying to like lay low.. just go back neutral. Mickey – I agree with that.
10:50pm Backyard – Isaiah and Keanu
Keanu – We have pretty similar strengths in terms of like our physical capabilities and the fact that we’re not stupid. How many seasons have you watched? Isaiah – Just the one. Just 26. Keanu – I don’t believe you. Isaiah – No, genuinely I watched like 5 episodes in season 20. And then I’ve watched, I watched a bunch of intro episodes before they came out to film my thing just to kind of like, see like how they’re doing. Like. So I knew what to expect so much like first episodes and also to kind of see like, yeah, like kind of see how they portrayed the characters. And then I, I did research a lot on Chatgpt, like. But I feel like it didn’t really help me that much. Keanu – I mean, it helped a little bit. Isaiah – Yeah. Keanu – I would say you have an idea of what you’re doing. Isaiah – I think it’s starting to.
HOH room – Vince, Morgan and Zach
Morgan – I cried today. Vince – I just bawled in the diary room. It’s all right. I don’t look like a f**king idiot. I’m just a passionate person so like when I commit to something I’m committing 100%. Like even with pitching, with baseball. I had to like get myself to like you know, get as many opportunities as I could. The conversation turns to talking about Keanu and how he’s been making alliances with everyone. Vince – I think it was the right move to not put him on the block. Vince talks about how Keanu took offense to being told Vince needed more time to talk to Katherine and Rylie. He is the only person who’s never respected me saying can I have just a couple more minutes. Zach – its stupid Bro! I’m just going to try and win HOH just to piss people off. I’ve had it.
11:17pm Adrian and Lauren
Adrian – would you want to win HOH? Lauren – I would yeah. Would you? Adrian – I wouldn’t want to win it, but I wouldn’t throw it.
HOH room – Morgan, Zach and Vince.
Vince – Rachel would never let Amy go back on the block. Zach – No, I would put her up. No, I’m being for real. I would. Vince – Rachel’s campaigning will be primetime TV, Rachel. Psychology, reverse psychology, you name it. She will never let Amy go back on the block. That’s my personal feeling on it. Whereas Kelley’s like, everyone’s like she’ll go on the block. They’re not going to piss off anyone. Then you really only have to nominate two people, and Kelley’s just there. And if shit blows up because we don’t know what the mastermind is going to throw at us, we don’t know what kind of competitions there’s going to be, who’s going to win veto after nominations, who’s going to win block buster. And then if Kelley goes, no one cares.
11:55pm Lounge room – Isaiah and Katherine
Isaiah – I’m gunning for head of household next week. If I know you’re kind of in the middle. If you were to give me your word in that regard like that you would vote to keep me that like in this game, then I would give you my word that regardless of whether or not I am even on the block, like the final two on the block, I would not put you up for like eviction. If I was like, I would protect you. And I would make sure that anybody that I’m close with protects you as well. I feel like us doing small things like that build slow trust
that leads up to bigger trust.
Katherine – with you and Kelley, I’d probably be leaning more towards keeping you, because I do feel like you like there’s a little bit more potential there with you and Amy. It gets a little murky. Isaiah – I appreciate being honest with me. Katherine – I feel like with me I need to think through like multiple scenarios in my head of like you know how that would edn up working out and not even like long run but you know like the next few weeks or whatever. Isaiah – I feel like my odds of winning HOH are better than Amy winning HOH. Isaiah agrees to touch base with her again a couple days. Just keep it real with me. Katherine – for sure.
1:50am – 2am Backyard Hammock – Ashley, Lauren and Jimmy are hanging out. Jimmy comments that he is glad that the real Ashley is back. You were like I hate this, I hate everyone, I would much rather go home. Ashley – I didn’t want to go home.
Jimmy – the best situation is Zay wins the Block Busted and Kelley goes home because then I can vote to keep Amy. She’s already packed to go home.
Right now, Keanu has the lowest chance of winning the game. He already flipped out in less than a week and he’ll do it again.
Despite Ashley flipping out over Showergate, she’s done excellent damage control since winning Veto. But she may not be so lucky next time.
It’s in Vince’s best interest to get Zae evicted. Then it’s 7 guys vs. 9 girls, and if a guy wins HOH, they would be stupid to send Vince out next. They would have to get a girl out to even out the guy:girl ratio.
Unfiltered 24/7
“Big Brother blocks the feeds…We’ll Be Right Back”
Every time i’ve turned on feeds tonight some bonehead is saying something so stupid that i can’t help but wish the Jonestown Koolaid man would bust through the wall and perform natural selection.
Wow.
Possible alliance forming:
Zach, Adrian, Will, Ava (Zach wants his 2 final 2 deals Lauren and Vince included).
Alliances likely NOT forming:
Keanu’s 14 person alliance.
Any alliance with Ava and Katherine. I’m guessing Katherine thinks the idea of aura reading is crap because Ava reaaaallly dislikes her.
Apparently Riley is ready to settle down and have kids and i’m not even touching that one considering he was kicked out of homeschool (how do you get kicked out of school run by your mom?) He doesn’t know his multiplication tables but can recite pi to about 20 places. When he finds his savant part he’s going to be a really dangerous idiot.
Keanu has been told by Rachel that Rachel saved his ass (of course she had multiple reasons to keep Keanu). She further told him to stop eating rabid gamer squirrells like steroids, calm down, and relax. He proves that he listened by continuing to have one on ones with every member of his 57 person alliance. He tells Vince he’s the only person in the house with a brain. Booger got played by a woman that once forgot to wear pants or panties to an hoh comp…. someone alert mensa. I’m sure glad that he formed that 212 person alliance.
Kelley thinks nobody else is playing the game. THE WEEK ONE VOLUNTEER for the block with NO SOCIAL CAPITOL WHATSOEVER is the only one playing the game. God love a duck…. i cannot figure out if she needs electroshock or a lobotomy…. or just a really big cue card that says moron.
The fake crying (cry noises no tears) is running rampant and i just want to stop the car, turn around and go home…. no summer camp for you. Biggest offender: Amy. A million tricks to cry on command. Instead blubbertalk with no sauce. Shaddup.
This year it seems like the houseguests are running around actively lying to every person they speak to and then getting so hyper upset that somebody lied to them. The lack of awareness is staggering.
Thought: Do i dislike Zae as much as social media seems to dislike him? no. Do I think he’d have been better off on amazing race with Survivor Sami as originally planned? OH yeah. He does not have the chops for this game but I don’t think he is as bad as the usual torchburners would like him to be. He’s a bro, but on the broscale he’s more harmless than a bro with charisma would be.
Just gonna say this once: Blossom is playing like a Franzel fan. Not explaining. Just saying so that in a few weeks from now I can say I’ve been saying it since day 2.
Keanu can go next week, can’t stand his paranoid ass
He’s even crazier than Ashley
Rachel, you are wasting your advice on Amy….she is such a flake…she doesn’t even want to try and save herself…the “ Oh My God, Yeah Girl “ hasn’t a clue what’s going on. She thinks she at the Spa for three months.
Another day, another alliance:
Burger Boys.
Zach, Zae, Will, Vince, Riley.
Assessment:
Not real real to anyone but Zaw.
This is the season of multiple alliancing to keep your ass covered so no matter which ‘side’ wins the next HOH, the player is covered.
It would be a bastardized version of alliance based floater strategy.
And Rachel is doing it too.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR STUPID CATCHPHRASE SOUNDED FUN BUT ERRONEOUSLY GOT THE TERM WRONG.
Floating is a difficult strategy to perform well. COASTING IS WHAT RACHEL WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT.
I will never ever forgive her for that. Seeing her do it now? Actually pisses me off a l’il bit.
Sidebar:
It makes me laugh that superfan Vince thinks Rachel did a famous shoutout about gathering the floaters and safeguarding them to get to the end. EVIL GRIN.
I actually liked the Morgan/Vince talk I saw earlier so maybe he will do better if he’s ever HOH again. Part of it was “How do I get on Rachel’s good side????. Vince also mentioned having boundaries the next time he was HOH (even though that was a minimal part of what went wrong with this HOH)
Vince.
sideye.
Okay, hear me out. So Vince was possibly going to be swayed by a large number of houseguests to put Keanu on the block Vince feared Keanu’s reprisal. Rachel comes in and tells Vince not to do what others are saying to do, and proceeds to tell Vince what to do… and he does it.
But wait.
Rachel tells Keanu she saved his ass because Vince was going to put him on the block because everyone wanted Keanu on the block.
Instead of taking credit for saving Keanu, thereby keeping the crackpot on his good side and ensuring his loyalty…. Vince confirms that Rachel saved Keanu’s bacon.
Vince is a head of cabbage with a mustache and a beanie.
Note:
Edit says 2 hour shower. mmhmmm. could be shorter who knows.
Ashley has a sliding scale of how long the shower took.
she started with an hour. she went down to 45 minutes. she was down to a half hour. Last night she was saying 15 minutes.
By next week she’ll be saying she’s never had a shower in her life.
It’s like she’s trying to pretrial motion her way out of the situation.
So in current retell, she had a 15 shower and then talked game with Vince for an hour and 45 minutes. Hiccup: she ended up on the block so….
Vince has told the others there was no HOH safety deal, it was just a hahahaha moment before HOH comp. Sideye. Dear Houseguests, any deal with Vince is going to be rationalized as a hahaha moment when he goes back on the deal. Juuuuuuust saying.
I saw Katherine and Lauren each having game conversations on feeds. It was whodat and whodat 2 because they are gametalk crickets.
This morning Rachel, Morgan and Amy / Ashley (?) are discussing Lauren being a meatshield strategy player.
RACHEL. IS. COMPLAINING. ABOUT. A. WOMAN. MEATSHIELDING.
Let that sink in. Drowning cat being dragged over nails and thrown against a chalkboard screeches of BRENNNAN on her other seasons and amazing race LATER…. and this bish should be keeping her mouth shut when we all know the actual reason she is invested in Keanu is he is big and dumb and just Jethroclampett enough to be her meatshield this season. There is no hypocrisy like a +40 woman with a past judging a 20something woman for doing the same things the elder woman did.
KELLEY STILL THINKS SHE AND VINCE ARE THE ONLY ALLIANCE IN THE HOUSE.
Get the cue card and make it into a sandwich board sign for her to wear. Moron.
I heard discussions about it. While we will never be sure about the actual length due to no feeds, apparently Vince was asleep when this went down so he wasn’t actually bothered by it. Also, I think it was evident last night that Kelley has REALLY bad gameplay with what she was telling Adrian and Vince she wanted to do(both of them pretty much trying to get her to not do it)
Rachel in a nut shell -pure projection. Not only does she still misattribute floaters and coasters. She still floats herself with always criticizing and targeting the younger beautiful girl that can get the stud of the season. She went after Brittany and Monet first. Next goes after Kristen because Rachel couldn’t stand that she was hotter and got the handsome stud Hayden. Their showmance could’ve possibly been seen as more attractive. Hayden should’ve won that season 6-1. He played a much better game than Lane. But Brenchel voted bitter. Then the next season Cassie was the hot girl. Where Rachel showed her true petty green colors. Now look at what we are seeing with Lauren- same ole ole just 15 years later. It’s jealousy and pure attention that Rachel craves. She can’t stand a beautiful woman getting male attention. It’s unfortunate Rachel still does it. There are times where Rachel can be rootable – out of that final three in S13 thank God she won! But goodnight, 90% of the time it is so hard to stomach Rachel’s hypocrisy. Today on the bike in the upstairs gym. Rachel literally talked about the brigade and how they just slide to the end because the other girls didn’t go after the guys. When it was Rachel that actually did it! Kristen literally told brenchel the brigade was a thing and still voted her out over Hayden- pure idiocy by brenchel. Her hypocrisy is just too much. She is very petty and childish when it comes to pretty woman getting guy(s) protecting them. After Brendon took maybe three bullets for her last season the hypocrisy is strong with this one. Rachel’s win in 13 was for sure worse than Jordan’s win. Rachel would’ve been eliminated at final 10 twice and at final 9. Had it not been for Brendon being resurrected as a damn zombie taking yet another bullet for her to finally win. Brendon had every part of that win too! You are correct. Keanu staying is pure opportunism for Rachel. Just shielding her as a house target.
Riley’s vocabulary only consists of 4 letter words…s—-, f—-, d—-, c—-. what an a—h—-
Amy and Ashley converse without Rachel:
They would rather keep Zae over Kelley even though Rachel is targeted by Zae.
Why?
Because Zae isn’t after them.
While i am not averse to putting yourself first in a hunger games situation…
getting rid of an annoying bug that can be squashed at ANY time vs. getting rid of a meathead is less than a no-brainer.
DO I BELEIVE AMY? I think Amy will say what Amy will say and run it back to Rachel at the end of the day to prove what a good bootlicker she is.
Speaking of boot licker… will someone slap Morgan in the back of the head to restart her gamer brain and realize that sucking up and taking orders from a vet just makes you look pathetic. cough cough she’d fit right in with season 19. I doubt the d/r even has to tell her to talk to Rachel… she just does it. The fact Morgan had THREE teary pouts about being called a snake when Morgan is playing a modified floater strategy…. oh child. SUCK IT UP AND QUIT SUCKING UP.
The women have labeled Lauren the guys girl (snicker the real guys girl is Ava just saying), and the women say Lauren will never work with them because of Zach. OBVIOUS subtraction in this is get rid of Zach. The women however come to the conclusion Lauren is one of THEM (the men). A shelliance that targets a woman over a man is one of the biggest problems with shelliances. It is true… showmance chicks are the wuuuuurst to bring into a girl group. It’s week one… get rid of the guy by week 2 if you can (they can’t because he’s got bribery power a la grod).
The brigade has been brought up a lot by Rachel to try to get the women to fear the men.
Meanwhile Rachel is secretly in an alliance with men alllllll over the place.
Rachel is purportedly in some weird alliance with Keanu and Vince. (Vince told Jimmy he is in 2 alliances with Rachel).
Rachel is in Heavy Hitters with Jimmy, Zach, Vince, Riley. Morgan is there too.
So what does fear of brigade really do if Rachel is in alliances with mean up the whazoo?
It keeps the men sheilding Rachel not the other women in theory.
Has anyone figured out that Rachel is floating?
Seriously.
I feel bad for all the people who hate floaters because the game is now designed for floating.
They don’t technically hate floaters. That is the comical part. They hate coasters and anchors. But thanks to screechy the sequined hyaena… they think floaters are the ones lying around doing nothing.
Just because you watched past Big Brother seasons, doesn’t mean you can play the game well. Or play it at all. These guys are either playing in strategies I’ve never seen, or just, not really at all so far.
Or maybe I’m dumb. I always thought it was more fun in the beginning to watch the feeds, but this season has been kinda a snooze.