Kevin “They think I’m here and they’re there, when I’m actually here and they’re there.”

5:30pm Up in the HOH room – Kevin, Jordan, Godfrey, Bruno, Willow, Pilar, Brittnee, Ashleigh and Zach are hanging out chatting about random things. Willow talks to Sarah about how in the beginning she got her and Ashleigh mixed up but later realized they were totally different but both really cool. Willow comments to Pilar that she (Willow) is just trying to make good tv by laying with Sarah. Willow says Pilar I thought you were a bombshell! Willow says that when she first saw Bruno she thought “there’s my husband, then I was devastated when I found out he was married.”

Willow tells Ashleigh “I need to undo your bra in a non-sexu@l way”

3pm Bobby comes back up to the HOH room. He tells Zach “Don’t worry about me mentioning anything to Bruno” Nothing ever came of it so there’s no need to. (How Ash told Bobby that week 1 how Bruno tried to flip the votes on him.) Zach heads downstairs to make burgers. Willow joins them in the HOH room. They talk about whether or not there could be a double eviction. Willow says in a Double you take out the people you can’t normally get out. Bobby says I don’t care what happens as long as Kev goes. Bobby leaves. Pilar joins them. Willow asks Ash if JP is mad. Ash says no. I hope not. I think he should know.

Zach “This backstabbing is going to go so far into his back it’s going to come out the front”

12:40pm Up in the HOH room – Zach talks to Ashleigh. Everyone feels the same way about me as they do about Sarah but not after this week. Zach says that Bobby is just so bad at this game. After this week everyone will still want him out. Zach says watch next week he wins HOH and gets me out. Ash says no he’s not. You’re so set up in this house. Zach says this backstabbing is going to go so far into his back it’s going to come out the front. He’s not going to see it coming he’s so loyal to us. Zach says Bobby has to get real close to you. Play him like a fiddle because we don’t want him coming after us next week.

Willow tells Sarah the nominations “That’s smart of him! This is a sign we can trust him.”

11am Up in the HOH room – Willow and Zach are tossing the football back and forth. Willow doesn’t catch it very well and asks “why am I mentally challenged?” They continue tossing the ball. Willow says if this is a Double Eviction coming up part of me doesn’t want to win it because then I wouldn’t get a letter. Zach tells her that he thinks in the past the winner of the Double still gets the HOH letter.

Zach tells Godfrey he and JP are going up as pawns. “You’re playing this game flawlessly”

8:30am Big Brother wakes up the house guests. Jordan asks Zach so are you going to tell Godfrey before? Zach says yeah. Jordan says because he’ll be pretty pissed if he doesn’t know. So tell him and tell B before. Zach says yeah. Jordan heads back up stairs. Bobby joins Zach in the kitchen. They talk about how they can hear Big Brother building “something serious” in the backyard. They wonder if its for the veto competition or for a task.

Jordan “As a pawn I think he should put me up.. I have the votes no matter what”

10:57pm Jordan and Kevin
Jordan says Zach should put him up as a pawn it’ll fool the house, “I have the votes no matter what”
Jordan says he’s going to act mad at Zach tell everyone he hates them. They are going to sell to Bruno’s group that the plan is to b@ckdoor Kevin.
Kevin says that Brittnee told him she’s targeting Zach and Jordan
Jordan about Brittnee – She’s so f*cking stupid”
Jordan – She (Britnnee) sucks
Jordan starts to impersonate Godfrey.

Big Brother Canada 3 – Sarah “I shouldn’t win this HOH. I’m f**ked either way!”

9:30am Big Brother wakes up the house guests. As they slowly wake up and start moving around. They wonder if Big Brother will give them the hot water back for showers. Bobby says well they want us to look nice for eviction right?! Bobby says I haven’t showered since our hot water got turned off. Sarah says we still need to do our gender bender night? Willow ask what is that? Sarah says when you dress as the other gender. Willow oh. Sarah says you could do a drag queen so well! Willow says thanks I think. Willow says I thought you meant you bend your gender parts, like you tuck it behind but I was like how to the girls bend their parts.

Sarah about Bruno – He’s the jiu-jitsu monster with a broken hand

10:57pm Bedroom Jordan and Zach
Zach says emotionally he wants Brittnee out. The more Bobby stay in the house the more Sarah and Brittnee want him out.
Brittnee and Sarah walk in
Zach – 100%
Brittnee points out that every time she walks in a room he hears Zach saying 100%
Jordan says the plan is Pilar and Godfrey nominated next week.
Jordan tells them he knows the competition it’s A or B, 1/2 will pick A the other 1/2 picks B
jordan – I have a hunch based on something I witnesses.. I won’t talk about Production
Brittnee says Willow wants Godfrey gone this week

Britt said “Zach just wants to swipe her (Ash) V card.. That’s rude to say about Zach” -Ash

7:25pm Bathroom AShleigh and Pilar
Pillar wonders why the backyard is open still. She thinks this means it will be questions because if it was an endurance competition they would be setting up the Competition equipment.
Ashleigh doesn’t seem worried about he HOH tomorrow Says they will have to wait and see.
The girls saunter downstairs into the kitchen.

Pilar asks her about the “B thing”
Ashleigh – I’m not bugged about her kissing, I’m bugged by the things she says
Ashleigh – I honestly don’t care I don’t own Zach.. the thing she said after though.. ohh AShleigh isn’t going to be a virgin for long

Britt & Johnny talk about making out – “You don’t have to worry about getting poked”

3:50pm Living room – Bruno brings up Brittnee and Johnny making out last night. Johnny says hey I had a lot of fun! Bruno says do what you got to do. Brittnee says we’re friends! It was a friendly exchange of kisses. Don’t have to worry about you getting weird on me! Johnny says NOPE! Johnny says you don’t have to worry about getting poked. No awkward morning afters. Brittnee says I don’t have to text you, you don’t need to text me. They talk about Jordan trying to make out with Brittnee. Brittnee says he was close. Jordan says no if it was close it would have happened.

Zach “I have a hard time blowing smoke in Bobby’s ear but I have to make him feel safe.”

2pm Out in the backyard – Jordan brings up watching poker on tv. Kevin says he turned it on and wondered why are people playing cards on my televsion?! Jordan says poker is huge. Zach says Graig has lost a ton of money playing poker. Kevin says I can believe it. Jordan says Kevin, I think if you took the time to sit down and study poker you would love it! (Kevin plays poker professionally and has been lying about it / not knowing how to play.) Because you love chess and stuff. Zach starts to explain counting cards and know what’s going to come up next. Kevin says I don’t even know what you’re talking about right now. I know you get two cards..