Big Brother 17 – Shelli “I’m serious this is my plan, just don’t screw it up for me!”

11:20am Clay returns from the diary room. Shelli asks how are you not tired? We’ve had 3 hours sleep. You’ll crash. Clay gets Shelli come chocolate. Shelli says thank you for nutritious breakfast. Clay says that’s my plan for you. Get you all fattened up so other guys will be like EHHHH what is that. Clay gets in bed and says chubs McChubs! Shelli says no I have so many chubs right now. Clay says I have chubs right now too. Clay says he’s really touchy feely. Shelli says she’s the opposite. She is if she likes really someone but when that changes she’s not.

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Battle Of The Block Competition Results! “How do you campaign against Johnny Mac!?”

6:10am the havenot room – Meg, Jason and James are talking. James says now we’re going to see where everyone is at. Jason says no one wants to get Johnny Mac out. Jason says I feel bad for Day though. Jason says it doesn’t even matter we have to save Day otherwise we’re down one. If we save Day do you think Shelli would backdoor someone other than Audrey. James says Maybe not. Meg says I don’t know if I would trust what she would do. Jason says I’m already safe for the week so me winning it doesn’t even matter. Meg says its still so early in the game that if you go against what she wants it could be this whole other blow out.

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Day about Audrey “Bit*h had an IV, a heart monitor, now you’re resurrected! Praise the lord!”

2:30am In the bedroom – Jason says we’re the plan B! Day says I don’t trust no one up in this bit*h! Nobody! Jason and Day believe everyone knew what was happening. Jason says no one is going to send Johnny Mac or Steve home over me and you. Day says she told me I was going up right before. Jason asks did she tell you .. you were going up against me? Day says no. James joins them. Jason says we’re the targets. Day says this girl (Audrey) was proved to be a liar … and you don’t trust me!! Jason says we’re the B plan .. if they can’t get Audrey out, they’re going to get one of us out. Day says we’re going to kill this BOB and then get off and get that a$$!

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Jace about his rap speech “Production told me I can’t. They said it goes against production.”

1pm Feeds are back and HOH lock down is over. All the house guests head out of the HOH room. James “I got kicked out of the penthouse man!” Some of the house guests start eating lunch, while others start getting ready for the live eviction tonight. Jeff says he has to “disinfect the clippers because its full of James’s pubes.”
In the bedroom – Steve hugs Jace and tells him “I’m going to miss you so much! I’m sorry.” Audrey comes in and talks to Jace. I’m just trying to collect information.

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Austin “You’re not going to try and f**king showmance. Its your right to say stop!”

9:40am – 9:50am In the kitchen – Liz says I can’t believe Jace said that, I don’t blame him though. Austin asks what that you betrayed him? Liz says That you’re the only one he likes in the house now. Austin says I tried to defend you. Liz says its like survival of the fittest. Austin says Not even that he put himself in an impossible situation for you to stay loyal. Liz says if he actually had any respect for me he would like just understand. Austin says if he wasn’t doing that you could still talk to him. Austin says like you’re not going to try and f**king showmance. If he wasn’t doing that you could still talk to him. Liz says I know! He’s like way too forward.

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Clay “You’re a cradle robber” Shelli “I haven’t robbed anything. BB’s not the only game I’m playing”

1am Jace talks to Austin. Jace says it sucks when the whole house is against you. That and I’ve found out they’ve been making fun of my the whole time. Has that ever happened so fast before? Austin says yeah, I think but I forget the context. I don’t think the first week before though. Austin heads the living room. Austin tells Clay if he gets Audrey they could just count the 7 people and know it was us. I don’t think he’s going to do it. It puts me in to big of a target spot. It’s just too risky. Clay agrees. Austin says if he goes I don’t blend in but it makes it a bit easier to blend in.

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Liz – The only things James talked to me about are s*xual “My pull-out game is not strong”

12:30pm Cabana room – Austin says I wonder if my sister Gabby has totally dropped out of society and watching the feeds 24/7. I could totally see her doing that. She probably freaking out though because of all the lying going on in the house. She probably cant even watch though being like Oh my god he’s getting fooled by everyone. Liz says yeah that’s what my aunt is doing like literally watching the feeds all day. Austin says we made the best decision going to bed so early 2 nights ago. Now Audrey is trying to drag us into it. Liz says yeah right not me. She can’t say anything about me. All I heard was that I was in the “Black Alliance”. Austin says oh yeah I can’t believe you were in that without telling me. Liz says she thinks Clay and Shelli are making more alliances. Austin says he’s such a schemer .. he’s so gross.

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Jason “Thanks, you’ve done shown you’re a trash bag. She was just a vapid hole of bullsh*t!”

9am – 10:10am Jace was up at 5:40am making a shrine of items in the backyard. Big Brother wakes up the house guests at 9am. When the live feeds return – Jason says that Shelli commented that Audrey was being ostracized or bullied. Vanessa and Jason both don’t think it was like that at all. Last night I Jace just to be aware not to be yelling with the bible in his hand. I was just trying to give some knowledge/good karma points. And then I tried to do the same thing with Audrey and she turned it all around saying you didn’t say this or they didn’t say this. See you’ll do anything to turn this around on other people.

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Jace “I am putting everyone on blast! I don’t give a f**K any more! I’m going out guns blazing!”

12:50am Bedroom James is talking to Audrey. James says okay so we’ll let everyone one know who’s been working, who’s been conspiring. You’ve still got the next HOH. That’s more than what Jace has. He’s being humble about it. Audrey asks how am I not being humble? There were two people that were pathological in there. How do I defend myself against that? When they will always back each other up. I have nothing to lose by being honest now. I’ve had a really strong feeling about things and I tried to vocalize that. James says I know you had all these paranoid thoughts but why did you not just talk about it first. Audrey says then this big spectacle was made and I think they got what they wanted from it.

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DaVonne “I’m going to leave because it’s going to be 2 seconds before I crack her in her face!!”

1:25pm In the havenot room – Audrey confronts DaVonne for not standing up for her last night. DaVonne says it didn’t have anything to do with me and I’ve already had my name dragged through the mud. I am keeping my mouth shut because you guys were worried I would erupt. Audrey says I don’t understand why everyone is giving Jace power. Day says I think you need to talk to those you think are giving him power. Day says I told him (Jace) you don’t have my vote. I don’t trust you. Audrey says if I am HOH and you have a problem .. I don’t want to hear it when I’m in a position of power. Day says I will tell you whatever I want when I want .. it doesn’t matter if you’re in power or not. Audrey says okay that’s good to hear.

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Vanessa “Make me give you my loyalty and then f**k me.. see where that gets you!”

11:50am Clay asks Jeff what did you tell Austin. Jeff says basically that Jace blew up everything and that Audrey was the cause of it. He already knew. In the bedroom – Vanessa says to Shelli I just heard some weird sh*t. Shelli says I just want to get dressed and then I’ll come find you. Sit with me. Vanessa says no don’t worry about it. She heads into the havenot room. Out in the backyard – Clay talks to Austin. He tells Austin that Jace came and sat on the bed with us last night. I found out that someone said it was me and Audrey that were f**king him over. Clay tells Austin that everyone knows its been Audrey starting everything.

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Jeff “The bomb got dropped last night! I started pouring gasoline on it! I needed this to blow up!”

9:50am All of the house guests are still sleeping except for Vanessa. At 10am big brother wakes up the house guests. When the feeds return – Jason and Johnny Mac are lowering the awnings on one side of the backyard and Steve & Becky do the other side. Jason says if only we had manners like you big brother. Jason tells Johnny that Jace was trying to flip the house last night. I won’t even spoil the surprise for you. Johnny says he asked me a few times. Jason says I don’t think we’re a cast that are afraid to call someone out but in week 1 …yeah!

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