When the live feeds return – Paul is wearing the veto around his neck. He heads to the storage room where Alex is dancing. Alex – safety! Paul comes in and says what the f**k I was trying. I was hot and overheating. I was like dude I can’t do this anymore. Slap, punch, punch, punch. Alex – I looked at Jason and asked is he telling me to throw it or not throw it. Paul – No yeah. Alex – he told me to go for it. Paul – I don’t know why he would say that. I’m going to pull you off.
When the feeds come back the house is destroyed! They’re heading into the back bedroom. Christmas – we don’t even have a bed! Paul you did this didn’t you?! Paul – no … well yes some of it. Josh – I flipped a bed. Christmas – who did all this? Paul – All of us us we had to. Paul – where was yours Raven? Raven – in this couch cushions. Like in the cushions. Paul – f**king smart man. Matt found mine. It was in a shirt and then inside my jacket. Paul tells Raven good job. Paul – I don’t understand the Matt thing. Raven – because they wanted to leave it. Paul – he said I don’t know why you guys had to tear apart the s#x room. That was very unnecessary.
All of the house guest Paul – that’s the comp that everyone wants to win but it f**King sucks a$$. Matt – I would rather do the wall comp. Kevin – everyone had their own way of doing it. It was a lot of fun. Very entertaining.
HOH room – Jason is showering. Paul comes up and says good work bud! I was chilling right behind you. Just in case you slipped. I am glad you went for the little one because last year I couldn’t get mine out.
Well folks.. Here we are the Double eviction. True to form CBS is treating us to no feeds, “But it will be worth it” they say, hardly. All that juicy awesomeness that happens after the double will be missed. I had some fun with this recap that I know will cause some of you great distress. the comments are there for you to vent at me. It’s just for fun. Enjoy ;)
Here’s how things went down
Jessica was evicted by a near unanimous vote. Cody, of course being her one vote to stay. In case you are wondering Jessica is not coming back, she’s on twitter. Julie also mentioned no Jury members will be returning. So hopefully this means there’s a damper on the late game twists. They’ve done enough damage already.
4:55pm HOH room – Alex, Christmas, Josh, Jason.
Josh – This is exactly what I said! She is a greedy selfish player. She doesn’t care about nobody else. Alex talks about how during the comp Elena lied. Josh – we can sit on it. Its just for everyone to see. We need to sit and think about this because Cody is lethal and Elena we could get next week because she doesn’t perform well in competitions. Its clear as day what I said up here to you two. That girl only cares about herself and will throw anybody under the bus and go back on her word. You heard it, you got proof today.
Christmas – Cody is such a d**k. I was rolling behind him as far away as you are right now and he didn’t even hold the door open. I am on a f**king stroller you d**k! Josh – What an a$$hole. Christmas – super A$$! SUPER A$$! If “he” (Mark) takes himself off, you have to pick someone else to go up! Josh – maybe Raven. Christmas – I know she offered but I am too. Just laying it out. Who the f**k is going to vote me out? It would be good because then I could give my speech. Josh – no. Christmas – he is coming after me anyways. Its me you and Paul. So f**king take a shot because.. Alex joins them. Alex – I talked to him and I think if we ask he won’t use it. And I think we need to put the pressure on him.
The live feeds return. HOH room – Jessica is holding the power of veto. Jessica – that’s the second power of veto comp you threw.
In the kitchen – Paul you guys are lucky. Paul, Raven and Kevin head into the storage room. Paul – as long as she doesn’t use it, we’re golden.
Havenot room Josh talks to the cameras. Josh – I hope the house keeps their word with me. BB blindside baby!
Big Brother Spoilers 12:40am Dom telling Christmas what Cody told her was a complete lie she had no idea Christmas was going up. (Week 1)
12:41am Paul and Jason
Paul tells him Alex has a better plan an alternate Idea.
Jason – better than Raven
Paul tells him to talk to her later and they’ll touch base. Tells him they have the votes.
In the kitchen. Paul – I had a f**king mission and I did my mission! Kevin – how come you’re not wet? Paul – because I won the veto. When your boy says he’s going to do something he f**king does something. Matt – there were 5 different stations with a question at each station. Paul – I walked … wrong. When to the next one .. MATH .. F**k! Alex – you had to eat caviar (Elena says it was escargot, pate, fish eggs.
Alex wins the Power of Veto. Paul congratulates Alex on her win When he leaves Alex tells the camera she’s going to crush every showmance there is. (my soul mate) 3:32pm Christmas and Paul Talking about Ramses being a “smart little f****r” They are trying to figure out who the replacement nominee will be. Paul […]
Production – Please wake up nap time is over.. Please
Demetres – “I don’t friggin feel good today.. I’m tired of being here.. just want to sleep”
Karen – I’m so done with this.. so done
Feeds cut maybe for the visit by Niki from last season or Nominations.
Dillon and Kevin in the HOH
Kevin – Demetres has to go.. He has to go, He’s the biggest threat
Kevin – He’s going to make a pitch to you if he hasn’t already made it to you
Dillon – yeah he’s already made it
Kevin – the kid is strong
Kevin – yeah he is big time