Paloma “I think I have unlocked the key to this game! I found a way to hack Big Brother.”

Quick Big Brother Spoilers

Head of Household: Daniel
Nominees: Michael & Terrance
POV Players: Daniel, Michael, Terrance, Indy, Ameerah and Turner. Kyle is hosting
POV Winner: Michael
Veto Ceremony:
Evicted:
Havenots: Joe, Michael, Monte and Kyle

Lock your ranks in before midnight

 

6:18pm Storage room. Monte and Paloma.
Paloma – I have x-ray vision now.. I can see what’s going on. Just kidding. I must sound psychotic. Welcome to my chess game. Mamba is six. Me, Alyssa and Ameerah are going to do the buddy system. Did you watch last season? And the cookout had a buddy system. Monte – every person has a person. Paloma – We’ve figured that out. Paloma – its Jasmine, Indy and Brittany. Monte – you know I’ve got mine. I’ve got Joe. I also feel really good about Daniel. Paloma – Daniel, I love Daniel. The only downside about Daniel is he is an emotional player and emotional players have room for error. I wrote this rule book before I came on here. Its a book of chess moves.. divide players into rational and emotional players .. and work with the rational players because they will never fail you. Like Turner, I love Turner but he is an emotional player. He gets very excited and when I told him the sh*t going on with Taylor he was screaming. You need to be low key and he is not low key. As much as I love Turner and as sad as it is I would be okay with getting him out in the beginning because his emotions can f**k up our game. Monte – Pooch, like we know how Pooch is. He is the same way. And he and Turner are buddy buddy.

Paloma – they’re loud and they lack self awareness. They’re loud and you can’t be loud in this game. Just figure out your buddy system. Monte – yeah, yeah, Yeah .. I just don’t know who would be good for Kyle. Paloma – maybe Daniel. Monte – we need to get a guy out next week. We already got a female out and I don’t think it helps to keep getting a female out. Paloma – I think I have unlocked the key to this game! Everyone is speaking to me. I know everything! I would literally like to say I know everything in this house. That is why I feel so confident. My anxiety is gone. I can tell you the end game results. I am at checkmate. Its me winning the money and investing in all your guy’s businesses because I love you guys too much to take the money and run. That is my end goal. I found a way to hack Big Brother! They’re like you can’t split the money. As soon as that cheque is written to me I am investing in your guy’s business. I promise you that. I low key don’t want to be HOH this whole game because with the chess board it doesn’t work. I don’t want any blood on my hands because I am working with everyone. I want everyone to believe I am their friend and if you’re HOH you have to put two people on the block. I have unlocked this game with my brain.

6:50pm Pool in the backyard.

6:53pm Backyard – Terrance and Taylor.
Terrance – he (Daniel) hasn’t given me any indication of what he’s going to do. Taylor – he doesn’t know what he’s going to do. Terrance – I am just hoping .. like I need a hot five (votes). Taylor – you’ve got me, Ameerah and Jasmine for sure. Who else would you feel confident about? Terrance – Turner seems pretty cool.. and Kyle. Taylor – how do you feel about Monte? Terrance – I don’t know. I don’t know. Taylor – okay. Terrance – cool and we had good chats but.. Taylor – but his game is different. So we just need one more if we’re adding Turner.. find one more. Terrance – yeah, it all depends on who he’s going to put up though. Taylor – yesterday I was like is he going to put me up? Its just a crap shoot. Terrance – he hasn’t said a word though.

7:03pm Bedroom. Daniel, Nicole and Ameerah.

7:08pm – 7:39pm HOH room. Daniel and Michael.
Daniel – I thought today was going to be an off day. But then with DR and now I feel like I need to talk to Paloma. Anyway what’s up pickle man? Michael – one of the few things I can eat. Obviously I am feeling good. Daniel – super proud moment for you. Mad respect! As a fan of the game I am not a fan of floaters. That was dope! My goal was to get Terrance all the votes to stay. And now I can prove that no matter who goes on the block because I can’t say yet. Michael – I have a sneaking suspicion I know. Daniel – that was for tv. Today was a good day because Terrance woke up feeling good and you woke up feeling good. Daniel – Before all this went down .. Taylor’s name was the number one everyone’s said. She’s talked very little game with me and As far as I can say along with the theme that these two guys got screwed .. and I believe everyone when the say where their votes lie. So she can either canvas for votes or blow up. Its like weirdly best case for me in terms of a common enemy for me for first week… worst case for outside world but we have to play the game as far as we know it in here. It also solidified it by hearing it from a black man who was also hurt by it. I told him that as a black man I am aware of how this will look with two black people on the block at the end of the week. And he said yup I thought about it but we know the real truth and I am going to say the truth in my goodbye message. Michael – I think this is pretty clean on your part. And if for some reason backstage messes up your plan just know that you have my support. Who knows what could happen..it could be one of the three (Paloma, Alyssa, Brittany) goes home instead, just know we aren’t going to jump ship and point fingers at you saying it was all him. And if its one of the three that goes in as the replacement what would you want us to decide? Daniel – I wonder if it was the boss (Pooch) that decides who goes in.. I would be like I’m done. That would be insane. Having to talk to you and Pooch in those moments would be great. You have good ideas and Pooch is in that position… and we would just figure it out.

7:40pm Bedroom. Alyssa and Ameerah.
Ameerah – I think that’s what we’ll do. Mamba first, Girls Girls and then once we get to the middle we can adjust again.. but right now until we get out 6 or 7 people that is the order. Alyssa – and I think good people to put up would be Terrance and Joe and I would say nothing personal you guys just don’t talk game. Ameerah – and then between the three of us I think we could balance them two and split our votes so that it doesn’t look obvious we’re not voting for them when they get eliminated. Alyssa – yes because I know Monte and Kyle are going to be like we’re the strong guys ..like we got each other. Ameerah – oh my gosh, this is it. Us three just 1000% ..We have to be 100% honest with every single move.. and we’ll be in the final 3 chairs. Alyssa – and we need to keep Pooch longer because I think we can convince him to go after Monte and Kyle… and then again I have no idea how good of a competitor he is. I love Jasmine too. Ameerah – the top people to get home right now are Joe, Terrance, Indy and Taylor. Alyssa – and then from there we need to start winning and putting people up. And then when its Girls Girls and Mamba left… that is when it gets messy. Ameerah – we can’t win after that. Alyssa – I think we have a good plan to make it to the final three.

8:10pm Bathroom. Alyssa and Ameerah.
Ameerah – I need to tell you something. Me, You and Alyssa need to be 100% honest with each other for this plan to work. I have solidified us to be top three. (lol day 5) Paloma – you think I haven’t already figured this out?! I’ve already checkmated in this game. I’ve finished the game. Ameerah – yeah me too. They head to the kitchen. Paloma – you said you know the first four out of this game? Ameerah – Yeah, Indy is next. Paloma – next?! Ameerah – next, people want her out. Pooch even told me. Paloma – Next? I love her. Ameerah – we love everyone. Jasmine joins them. Paloma – let me tell you why Indy should stay. Indy is the definition of a floater. Ameerah – she has a strong comp game and don’t let her fool you. She is a strong comp beast. She is faking it. Look at her legs and look at her arms.. she’s faking it. She has to go.

8:56pm HOH room. Paloma and Daniel.
Paloma – when I am staring at someone and looking at this wall its giving me a seizure. And like stuff starts dancing .. like oh my god. You’ll see when I’m HOH and you’re sitting here you’re going to struggle with the wall. Just remember this conversation. Its definitely not going to go into any of my design concepts because it give everyone bad vision. Like your 20/20 is f**ked up for life if you literally have this wall. Daniel – where did they find you?! Paloma – I don’t know. In the sewer because I’m a sewer rat. No but I literally look like a sewer rat in the shower .. I mean come on!

9pm HOH room. Paloma and Daniel.
Paloma – I think that Terrance should be voted out and what people are saying what would be cool is if the HOH puts up the same people that were this week. Daniel – Terrance and Michael? Paloma – I just want to get Terrance out. I section off people from what am I even saying right now.. I section off people that have both a good social and comp game and Terrance is at the bottom of that. Like I don’t want to seem ignorant and get hate from voting two black people out.. Daniel – what do you think I am going to get this week. Two black people are on the block at the end of my first week of the summer. Paloma – we need to put that aside. And America needs to put that aside. Daniel – they won’t so like.. Paloma – they will.. they’re watching the live feeds. Daniel – not the casual viewers. But whatever we need to put that aside because we know what is happening in here. Paloma – it can be explained afterwards we need to play this game.

9:40pm Outside the HOH room. Joe, Paloma, Jasmine, Turner, Alyssa, Ameerah, Monte, Taylor, Indy, Daniel, Brittany and Kyle. They’re talking about soulmates and whether or not you can have more than one.



Girl’s Girls (Paloma, Jasmine, Alyssa, Ameerah, Indy, Brittany)
Motley Crew (POOCH, Turner, Daniel)
The Oasis (POOCH, Turner, Daniel, Kyle, Monte, Joe)
MAMBA (Paloma, ALyssa, Ameerah, Monte, Kyle, Michael)
Burner (Turner, Brittany)
TOOCH (Turner and Pooch)
PSL (Paloma, ALyssa)
Rouge Rats (Nicole, Daniel)

Smurfs (Jasmine, Paloma, Kyle, Monte)

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un autre nom

Coquette, coke head… tomato tomahto.
head desk. repeatedly.
why yes, I am cranky and particularly acerbic today.

KeriHelen

Ohhhh I feel you 😉

un autre nom

The house has DEFINITELY been made aware of the problematic nature of week one. I call it that because it’s hit the media (and Grod is in heaven).
People are doing clean up and damage control for their image.
Listen to Daniel talking to Michael about being sure the real story will be told. And being comfortable putting Taylor on the block because a strong black man (her accuser) gave the thumbs up.
Listen to Ameerah and Alyssa saying people shouldn’t be mad at Taylor for the fashion show finale outfit controversy. Meanwhile Ameerah told Nicole there’s no way Taylor is being saved even if the story is missing pieces and got conflated, it’s a done deal.
Look at how cams blocked when Michael started crying.
And yet, look at the episode edit.
That’s how they edited 19 and 21 (the most recent mob rule seasons).
It’s a game. They’ve chosen to go low road strategically. Okay. Now stand by it and own that game. THIS is why I’m cranky.

un autre nom

Oh good, Paloma told Taylor and later Ameerah that people are going to take sound bites out of context….
But then we don’t get to see feeds or anything…. d’oh.
D/Rmonkeys doing clean up on aisle six.

KeriHelen

Oh my god, she’s figured it all out with her big smart brain how great for her! Now please have this backstage twist send her home I cannot do this much longer lol

TeresaTdawg

does paloma ever stop talking!?
wtf!!!!
bb gods please give paloma her melatonin so she can go nighty night & we can all get some relief! jeez louise!

ssilva872

Paloma girl…I’ve not been a fan of hers for a couple days now but now is as good a time as any to officially rescind my love for her.

She talks WAY too much and is much too cocky for me to Stan anymore. I need her out preferably this week if it’s like Taylor battles one of the Backstage girls to see who really is the Week 1 evictee. I’d love that so much.

Taylor needs to whip her lying cocky a$$ in whatever competition they have (my vote is for a bra and panties match lol) and send her crying to Julie!

Julie: “But I thought you unlocked the key to winning this game?” ????

TTOTambz

I’m hoping TPTB don’t mess with the vote & Brittany is saved. The IDEAL scenario for me would be Taylor who is evicted unanimously gets to see her nasty goodbye message (that Monte is pushing them to do) & then Julie informs her she’s not done yet.

They do the Back Stage reveal & Julie tells Taylor you GET TO CHOOSE YOUR OPPONENT from the two who aren’t safe to determine the new Back Stage Manager and if you win you’re back in the house!

She picks Paloma who she beats re-enters the house as the NEW back stage manager picking Indy, Nicole & Terrance to protect them from nomination & give her time to discuss what happened.

I’ll also be hoping Michael wins HOH & although I’d prefer he backdoor Daniel he’s probably too nice to do that so put up Daniel/Pooch or Daniel/Turner.

All I know is it’s only week 1 and I couldn’t be less interested in this season — I’m at the point I typically reach in the last few weeks of those seasons when only players I can’t stand remain. As it is there are very few players I’m not appalled by: Michael, Terrance, Taylor, Indy, Joe, (Ally – sometimes b/c she does seem to want to distance from Paloma & doesn’t know how).

The rest were either directly involved in the witch hunt, know it’s BS and could stop it or are Taylor’s friend but not willing to jeopardize their position although they see the set-up.

Barring Paloma getting her just desserts, Taylor getting vindicated, & the house getting a real shake up this season is already set up for herd mentality each week & if I’m right I’ll need to find something to fill my summer hours typically spent watching live feeds. I can’t even listen to Paloma already, nor Daniel, nor Turner, etc. Not looking great for me lol.

OPA

Paloma is AMAZING ! i freaking LOVE her – She’s so good at this game and in a GREAT position!

Just Sayin'

Hahahaaha um Paloma is literally Frenchie……… she’s in a terrible position

MadMax

She makes Frenchie look smart!

un autre nom

Now that everyone is in image protection mode after production has alerted them to the situation, I’m actually more pissed at the damage control than the issue.
The edit for the next episode is going to be so cut and paste haggard. No really, they are in sanitize mode in my opinion.

According to edit the Oasis, and Mambas do not exist. Both existed in at least two versions before nominations. Oasis is how the boys kept Daniel from nominating them.
According to edit Daniel didn’t buy every piece of swamp land waved in front of his face, and had reasons other than cave to peer pressure for his nominations. He did not. He bunkered in HOH and didn’t see anything going on in the house, depending on others to craft his strategy.
In my opinion, He’s so longing to be a coolkid that if Paloma and the boys had said Nicole gotta go or you can’t hang with us, she’d be renom. That’s my honest assessment of Daniel’s game.
Pooch? oh, he wasn’t included in the episode really. Not even the editing department wants to Turner and Pooch.
Paloma? will they continue the mastermind edit? I mean… Joe was supposed to go this week, and she had no idea who the nominations would be. She’s in an alliance with one of the nominees pre veto, and took credit for an alliance mate being on the block? um…. yeah. mastermind. the kind of masterminding that should have every alliance mate running the other direction. But no. Sideye.

I’m seeing all of tonight’s sanitized talk making episode. The stuff last night? Not so much.

un autre nom

The energy I’m feeling…. and I reallllllly thought Brittany would be in the corner.

bb24 energy.jpg
TTOTambz

Yeah – I tagged Kaitlyn Hermann right away as her doppleganger (but that’s an insult to Kaitlyn)

un autre nom

I actually think Sabrina is pretty iconic in terms of entertainment value, but each of the people i’m being reminded of had a complete lack of self awareness and ownership.

No Name

I think Paloma needs to let sleep hack her brain for a reboot otherwise somethings very wrong with her.