Kamuela “Kamu” Kirk

“I give Devin credit because he did that sh!!. He opened that b**h up…. It was raw…. It was ugly….”

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8pm Outside the HOH Room – Drew and Mallory
Drew to Mallory – you are so amped right now. Mallory – I know. I just want to start. Drew – Barrett was so stressed for you. Mallory – Yeah, I know. Drew – Barrett loves you. Mallory – And I
love Barrett too. Drew – Don’t we all, though? Mallory – Barrett made me think I was going to go home. Drew – Why? Mallory – Because he was so stressed. Drew – I think. Like, bro, Remember Me last week? I was so stressed out for Melody. Mallory – Yeah, but Melody was going to be fine. Drew – I know. But still, I don’t know if like, I was going to get double blindsided. Mallory – yeah. I was really, I was really stressed. I just thought people were going to flip. It would have only taken a couple of people. Drew – Oh I know, Taylor there. Mallory – With Taylor there, Taylor, Haley and Chuk.. it would have taken three more people. Drew – to tie it and then it would have been bad news. Bad news bears! Mallory – Dee, Devens, Angela. Drew – I think Melody was worried about me. Mallory – I was worried about everyone. I was like everyone was going to flip on me.

Big Brother 28 Week 3 in Review “Block wh*re over here with a bunch of block virgins”

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Big Brother 28 spoilers: a full recap of Week 3 on the BB28 live feeds, from Kamu’s backdoor plan through the tea party house meeting he rehearsed line by line to the vote count that quietly fell apart Wednesday night. Rick Devens is holding a Diamond Power of Veto nobody knows about, Taylor has told Jason De Puy she can’t vote against LaTrice, and two new alliances formed this week that the episodes haven’t shown — The Wolf Pack and the Giggle Girls.

“Barrett is not a competitive threat. He is not a social threat. He’s not an influence. He is just very tall.”

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Big Brother 28 spoilers: Kamu, Yash and Dee form a new four-person alliance on the BB28 live feeds, then bring Rick Devens in — and Dee walks away believing she recruited him, when Devens engineered the whole approach himself. They name it The Wolf Pack. Elsewhere, Devens confronts Drew over inventing a red corner versus blue corner rivalry for no reason, and Drew folds mid-argument and agrees to vote Mallory Aurichio out. Angela Murray, Haley and Dee Valladares name Taylor as their target if their side wins the next Head of Household. And Yash and Chuk agree to vote with the house on Mallory versus LaTrice rather than pick a side.

“I’m like, bro, we have the numbers for Mallory, and you are the determinator.”

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Big Brother 28 spoilers: Jason De Puy is sitting alone on purpose, and on the BB28 live feeds he explains why — the more ostracized he looks, the less the other side counts votes. He’s handed his whole campaign off, with Melody Morris working Drew Campbell and Taylor working Yash. Melody and Mallory Aurichio then hit the same wall from the other side: nine votes to keep Mallory over LaTrice, but only six to keep Jason, because Drew won’t budge. Mallory drafts a warning to Taylor and admits she can’t make it sound like anything but a threat. Later, Lyric raises Kamu herself — he’s more her type — before catching herself three weeks after Rome.

“I’m terrified of Jason because he’s the type of dude when he is backed into a corner he will burn all of us!

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Big Brother 28 spoilers: Drew Campbell tells the BB28 live feeds he’s terrified of what Jason De Puy does when he’s cornered, and the group planning to keep him spends the night arguing about whether to tell Taylor they’ve changed their minds. Mallory Aurichio learns from Drew that Kamu wants her gone over LaTrice, and Lyric’s answer is that she’ll stop speaking to him if it happens. Angela Murray coaches Devens on how to make Kamu feel like the Toolshed is his own alliance so the rest of them look guilty only by association. And Haley Thogmartin admits her interest in Kamu, with Angela and Dee Valladares offering to plant conversation starters for her.

“I want to send him home so bad… So all his little MMA fighters can say the drag queen sent the fighter home”

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Big Brother 28 spoilers: Jason De Puy spends Monday night alone upstairs on the BB28 live feeds, praying out loud for a Head of Household win and naming exactly who he wants to send home and how he wants it told. Before that, Lyric tells him the house thinks he has the power, and the two of them land on Rick Devens instead — Jason’s evidence being a game of pass the phone where Barrett handed it to the person who definitely didn’t have it. Jason’s second prayer is that whoever does have it can’t switch nominations, because an overwritten HOH would make him look crazy in front of the girls. He says the group is in agreement that LaTrice goes home this week and that he’s talked to Taylor about it, which is a striking thing to say from the block. Then Lyric goes downstairs, and Jason coaches himself through a workout, calls himself big girl and queen and diva, says he misses gay people, and cries. Afterwards he goes down and splits his chicken with her.

Barrett “I think we do whatever Kamu wants us to do, we vote out Jason.”

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Big Brother 28 spoilers: Drew Campbell tells Dee Valladares he hates Chuk and Haley, then tells Angela Murray and Kamu he’d back whoever Kamu wants gone because they’re a team. Barrett Pfeiffer and Yash work through whether flipping on the HOH in week three is worth the heat, and decide the vote should be theirs, Drew’s and nobody else’s — not even Rick Devens. Kamu makes his case on the hammock that keeping LaTrice costs nothing while keeping Mallory Aurichio hands her an HOH aimed at Dee and Devens. And Jason De Puy quietly asks Melody Morris for a clean slate with her and the girls if he survives.

Big Brother 28 Week 3 Veto Ceremony results *Updated*

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Big Brother 28 spoilers: Lyric used the Power of Veto on herself and Kamu named Jason De Puy as the replacement, leaving the BB28 live feeds to spend Monday evening picking through Sunday’s tea party fallout. Taylor turns her colour-coded M&Ms alliance into a tight three with Kamu and Rick Devens, and Kamu admits he sits at the bottom of his own trio behind Chuk and Haley. Mallory Aurichio counts her votes, hears Yash will side with the house, and writes off Taylor completely.

“Not that I’m Captain Save A H*e or anything, but like I don’t like bullies.”

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10:10pm Backyard – Jason and Lyric
Jason – I hate them all. Lyric – I know. I love you. I need you to know that. Jason – I know. Lyric – and you’ve got balls to say what everyone else is thinking. Jason – did it seem out of line or did it seem crazy at all? Lyric – no. Jason – was what I was saying, make sense? Lyric – yes. Jason – I feel like they were all like had nothing to say cause I clocked all their game, right. Like what was just weird was like I don’t know if like I can trust Drew and Barrett. Like were they the ones who were telling them everything? Lyric – no, you just got to be careful who you tell stuff too. Jason – I am not talking to anybody. Lyric – you can talk to me. Jason – I know. Lyric – I love you. Don’t feel like you’re isolated. Everyone’s cool with you. Jason – I know, I know. I just don’t even want to go on the block. I want them to be like f**k, you know? Lyric – but also you weren’t the one who started that conversation, you were just defending yourself.

Jason “You just threw me the f**k under the bus.” Kamu “No, but here’s why, Jason.” Jason “Tell me, why Bapa?”

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Backyard Hamock – Angela and Kamu
Kamu – the whole plan has been to save Lyric and then put him up. Angela – right. Kamu – so Lyric winning was best case scenario. I wanted Lyric to win over me. Angela – wow. Kamu – because if I won, its like oh Kamu just won another comp. Angela – yeah you don’t want to look like that. Kamu – I don’t want to look like a comp beast. And I think people already look at me as a physical threat so it just confirms their perceptions.
Kamu – I’m not going to not put him up because he may have the power. Angela – Yeah, you can’t play scared of that. Kamu – The possibility of him having the power is not going to keep us hostage. It’s not like we’re not going to be held hostage by the thought that he may have a power. If he has the power, we’re going to force him to play. And if he doesn’t have a power, then hopefully we send him home. And hopefully, and hopefully Mallory wins. Like, this is a big brother, let’s get it out in the open and see what happens.

Drew “The real question is when do Lyric & Kamu get together? Yash “Kamu & Chuk will have to fight it out, bro.”

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3 – 3:30pm Backyard – Haley, Yash and Drew.
Yash – just because he’s causing a ruckus. It’s one or the other. Drew – It’s like Jason’s on the block. I want him gone. Haley – absolutely. Drew – And if like Mallory’s just like Mallory. Yash – I’m cool with that too. Like I think Mallory’s cool. Haley – And I think again, because from the boys perspective, we can’t just keep going after all the girls because then it’s going to come down to the girls that potentially a lot of people like. Like I think Melody cool is f**k. Everyone loves Angela. I think I’m not bad, Dee’s cool. Its not going to be an all guys thing. Because the other word was oh he put the oldest bitch on the on the block. Then the two weak girls. Yash – someone said that?
Haley – Lala is running around saying the oldest b!tch on the block. Drew and Yash both say they haven’t heard her say that. Haley – No, I know, but we don’t know what the outside eye looks like either. Yash – Yep that’s true. Haley – so, it’s just like what? What? I don’t care who goes home. I think all three of them eventually will go home. But we just got to keep playing the game. Yash – I feel like right now it’s simple. Jason’s on the block.