Feeds return while the show is airing so I flip to that. For some reason I thought it was a eviction today.
5:45 pm Lauren, Vince, Morgan, and Ashley in the HOH chit chatting. Keanu is in the kitchen and Kelley is in walking around. Ava is off camera but still in the house.
6:05 pm Lauren and Vince
Lauren – I’m scared.. I want them to be like you’re not going..
Vince – you want them to confirm.
Lauren – I’m scared..
Vince – apparently.. Ava and Ashley are like untouchables of each other they are closer than I thought it’s because of the Will connection.. Ava would never do anything to upset Will. Will even if he got irritated by AShley they were very close and Ava so they have that connection and they will never look at each other. They are talking more often.. Ava told Ashley that you told Ava that you are so mad at me you are done with me you will never forget this.. Ashley tells Morgan this.. Morgan freaks out and is like Ok if Kelley wins Blockbuster and it’s Lauren and Keanu on the block then is it better to take out that Trio of Ava, Kelley and Lauren? Now Lauren is going to put Vince, Morgan and AShley if Keanu is gone.
Vince – they think it potentially could be a tie
Lauren – A tie with?
Vince – Keanu
Lauren – AND ME?
Vince – well if one of them decided to flip it would be to keep Keanu it might be like AShley, Kelley and to keep you it would be Ava, Morgan and Me
Lauren – WHY?
Vince whimpers – I don’t know
Lauren – Why would they do that?
Vince – I don’t think they will
Lauren – This is my life in this game Vince.
Vince – I’m telling them Lauren is not the ruthless person she was probably venting to Ava.
Vince – It’s fine
Lauren – Absolutely f****ing not
Vince – they are saying it you, Ava and Kelley are all intact you dictate the season. They keep you for me you win HOH
Lauren – are they going to though?
Vince – Yes (no)
Vince – they are afraid if you win you put Morgan and Ashley up keanu is gone. Morgan wins the veto you have to renom with either me, Kelley or Ava. They think you’ll put me up with Ashley and I’m evicted.
Lauren “Am I going home tomorrow?
Vince – No, I’m not wavering if it’s a tie.
Lauren – If might not be a tie if they don’t vote to keep me it won’t be a tie.
Vince – you’ll stay either way because Ava, Morgan and Ashley are going to keep you.
Lauren – well then why did you just say it might be a tie?
Vince – they were just running scenarios.. Ashley is freaking out.
Lauren – Vince if I go this week are losing me forever.. like Forever”
Vince – you are going to stay no matter what.
Lauren – I hate that I am in this f**ing situation right now
Vince – I am sorry and I hate I was put in that position too they are not going to waver Morgan would not do that to me. She looked me in the eye every single night before bed I double check with her asking Morgan you promise you aren’t going to change on me. that is why she got mad at me about the personal thing..
Vince – she said No I would not do that to you. She’s not flipping and Ava is voting with you that’s 2 .
Vince – AShley will end up voting for you she doesn’t want to be on the wrong side of this.
7:02 pm Lauren and vince are still talking about who should Vince send home if LAuren wins Blockbuster. Kelley or Keanu. Lauren says Keanu he is leaning towards Kelley.
6:13 pm Morgan and Ashley
Talking about voting out Lauren. Morgan says Vince would be the dumbest player if he kept Lauren over Kelley. They agree best case is Keanu wins blockbuster and they will vote Lauren out.
Wed Episode: HOH Zingbot Veto 2 hours of me being grossed out by edit but happy i skipped feeds
HOH Vince
NOMS
Ava,Keanu, Kelley, LaurenVETO Nagini
Section One Post Eviciton:
Morgan is trying to make Will’s eviction about her while Ava cries taking focus from Morgan.
Ava Lauren and Kelley are together. Ava is good with Ashley this week. Ashley is going to use Keanu. Lauren is trying to make lemonade from rancid lemons. Keanu is playing ego stroker.
Vince does what Morgan wanted in keeping Ashley over Will. Gotten used to Vince explaining why he’s constantly doing what Morgan wants, especially after d/r sessions.
Ava and Lauren bond… Keanu is a danger. Lauren should have pivoted away from Vince weeks ago.
Morgan d/r is so not Morgan in the house. It’s bullshit. God the sound of her voice makes me want to throw objects at the screen.
THE GROSSMANCE
He’s a cheater, she’s his skank. There i said it. Keanu calls it cheating island. Ava reaction. Kelley gossips the gossip train back to Vince.
Vince deflects. IT IS UNETHICAL despite him saying it’s not unethical. Wonder if they Christine a man? Doubtful. DON’T GET ME STARTED ON MY FULL FEELINGS ABOUT THIS ‘GAMEPLAY’ BETWEEN A WEASEL AND A SNAKE… doesn’t that break some interspecies law of nature??? Btw, he was likely told in d/r the gf is done. Now it’s about public perception.
Section Two: Zingbot and Morgan upset for being called out for the reality.
Zings:
Lauren gets bor-zing nursery rhyme. Morgan is still being a bitch. Ashley is… diplomatic.
Creepiest thing in the season is Kelley. Ashley and Keanu make light
Vince 34 year old loser. Life already Zinged him. Kelley says too mean.
Ava... bo-ho chic. Hobo peace love horrible fashion.
Keanu. Fantasy games… feet of troll, snore of ogre, stench of an ork. not peeing in forest, pees on bathroom floor.
Ashley doesn’t even get named. Rachel had a little friend. A zing on Ashley being irrelevant clinger. Not iconic, not memorable. just showers too long.
Morgan... lights up, long hungs, cuddles. his girlfriend. Morgan doesn’t get it. Morgan and Vince try to justify it. Skank don’t like being called out as skank. Vince tries to justify just platonic whiny loser. She repects he has a gf. WHEN??? When her skankmance is questioned. That’s when. um…. she’s thinking the zing is lame. She slept in his room all week, they take 20 minute hugs. They talk about their future out of house.
She’s going to withhold physical demonstrations.
She is saying she’s respectful…. THIS IS BULLSHIT.
Poor cheater and his skank.
Keanu is saying the house perception is cheater and the skank. Does he seek it out? Does A Keanu Piss on the Floor?
VINCE Doesn’t want public perception to be what it is.
For anyone upset i called her skank… i was using morgan’s definition of respectful when i said skank instead of the word i was thinking so cool your jets, i was respectful in the morgan sense.
Section Three: HOH THE LAST ZING
Lauren reads in her d/r voice and nobody questions who this is speaking. Poor Lorraine. No respect.
Vince saying he needs to protect Morgan and Lauren. WAITFORIT.
Mastermind and Zingbot face off. Mastermind kills Zingbot.
1 number of bystanders. 2? False. all correct.
2 New release category? False True Crime. Keanu and Ava wrong.
3 Price of apples. $1. True. Vince incorrect.
4 Zingbot zinged 5x. false.4. all correct.
5 shared evidence. False. everyone wrong
6 red 4 in number. True. Kelley Vince correct.
7 police found zingbot false only Vince correct.
TIEBREAKER seconds of the video. Kelley bad at math. Vince can’t trust Kelley.
180 vince. 360 kelley
160 VINCE CLOSEST MORGAN WINS VINCE’S HOH. spot the lie.
Section Four: Vince whines and Morgan Morgans.
Vince is only going to protect 2 people. Which 2?????????????
Kelley knows she’s a nom. 6th time. Keanu is ecstatic. Ava thinks she’s a nom too.
Morgan is happy she is the new HOH. She wants a Lauren nomination because she’s been jealous since week 2. That’s the reality.
Keanu and Morgan going to work together to get rid of Lauren. Why debate?
So…. the non HOH are planning to trick / force the HOH because they want the HOH to do what is best for THEIR game. THAT”S THE THEME OF THE WEEK. And an invertebrate is HOH. Do the math.
All I wonder… how many d/r calls did it take to get where we are? If I counted 7 between veto and veto ceremony… how many were there for noms?
END PART ONE.
You’re spot on with your side notes!
When BB is over Morgan will have a podcast called Skanks-R-Us.
please. if she doesn’t get her win she’ll be on onlyfans before the rap party ends.
Wed episode PART TWO
Section Five: Nomination deliberations (trying to get Vince to play Morgan’s game)
Vince is worried about the perception. Cheating Island. Vince the cheater is mad he was called a cheater. eyeroll.
Morgan guarantees Lauren will stay. She is lying. Why isn’t Vince playing Morgan’s game the way Morgan wants?
Morgan watches Vince talk to Lauren. Will she volunteer. FINAL 2 Lauren thinks ‘Why is he doing ANOTHER Morgan thing?’ You don’t put your final 2 on the block. He begs. She’s not doing it.
Asshole that can’t play the game without unnecessary lying and whining is whining after lying. God I’m sick of this shit.
Nominations:
Vince nominates: The sound of his voice is making me sneer.
Ava, Kelley, Keanu.
I can see Morgan seething. Vince wants respect… Ava pissy speech with a pawn.
Scripted and practiced. Truth is Vince wants Kelley or Ava gone.
Morgan is hurt Vince isn’t playing the game for Morgan instead of himself???? Did he miss the memo? If she promises Vince she won’t evict Lauren she is lying and that’s where hypocrisy as gameplay in the edit is really angering me.
Keanu can’t respect a guy that whines about every decision.
Lauren wants to use veto. Vince has screwed her repeatedly.
Ashley says Keanu is good for her game.
Morgan is laying out the world according to Morgan. Passive agressive whining. STFU.
She’s breaking up with him but they aren’t a showmance. Riiiiiiiight. Cheater and Skank problems.
Oh btw… I’ve just hit the NOPE buitton on both VINCE AND MORGAN. I can’t anymore. even episode edit of these two slimeballs is making me want to puke.
CURRENT NOPES: Kelley, Vince, Morgan.
Section Six: Whining and Indignation
Women are gone. This makes Keanu sad.
Song. Nagini is only for the girls when she’s being polyamorous.
Vince whines to Keanu. Vince is renomming Lauren he says to Keanu.
Reality: Skank was upset and can’t lose new gf after already losing real world gf. Morgan and Keanu conspire.
Morgan d/r is hedging. She doesn’t want Lauren on the block, she wants her out of the house. Why the lies d/r?
VETO PICKS
Keanu chooses Morgan. Lauren chosen. Morgan seething again.
Ashley upset with Keanu for not being chosen for veto. Ava is pissed Lauren will be renom. Ava spills to Lauren. Vince lies. Lauren wants to hear what Vince has to say. Vince lies to Lauren. Vince has to follow what his skank says. Morgan gave an ultimatum.
Lauren calls facts. Vince is weaseling. Vince saying he can control Morgan with a veto… WHEN?
So glad I didn’t watch the wash rinse repeat of this bullshit on feeds.
Section Seven VETO BBCSI
25 balls
Vince can’t just say no for his game. Morgan is holding the showmance hostage. Keanu win wins. Lauren thinks this is ridiculous. Kelley wants to save Ava. Ashley wants Vince to win. Morgan has blinders of hate for Lauren over game… its aging model (by industry standard) seeing the new girl syndrome. Morgan needs to wn to make Vince get rid of the new girl.
morgan touching beam with hands at end was against rules???? in every other season. Steadying the beam with hands was totally against rules in multiple seasons.
MORGAN WINS VETO
Morgan has all the power of Morgan’s HOH and Morgan’s veto.
Morgan says it’s for the gamers. Yeah, so is talking tossing salad in your stream chats. Keanu wants Lauren evicted.
Morgan morgans. she’s actually calling out wanting Lauren evicted despite the just nominate her she’s safe bullshit we had in earlier d/r.
Vince loses judges jury votes he doesn’t have if he final 2’s with either of the remaining real judges.
Ava Morgan… Ava doesn’t want veto used on Keanu. Ava wants Lauren safe at end of week. Morgan wants to use veto to keep beatable Ava.
I’m disgusted with the HOH talk between Vince and Morgan.
Morgan threatened. Morgan witheld physical contact.
Morgan lies and says she will keep Lauren.
She is going to burn him. Her word is shit.
DO I RESPECT MORGAN? If she were not sleeping in his bed, and not calling personal jealousies game? Probably. The fact that everything is this screwed up lack of ownership scummy lens…. that’s where i say NOBODY ever says I want to play a Morgan game in future seasons. Reverse their genders for a second. Now imagine the guy did what she’s doing. Does it change your perspective? Yeah. It does, so goose gander theory means she should be looked at as sus too.
VETO CEREMONY:
Vince promised Lauren she was safe 5 times in a few days… right????
Morgan uses veto on Ava.
Vince puts Lauren on the block. Morgans vocal tone just pissed me off.
The cat ate the canary smile on morgan’s face at Lauren?
Vince chose Morgan.
Gotcha spot is Morgan saying she’ll vote out Lauren
FINAL BB BLOCKBUSTER TOMORROW.
Wrote far more than expected. going to change the fingertip bandages now. lol.
remember to glove and follow directions around concentrated corrosive cleansers folks.
not pretty even if only slight burns.
PERFECT. Take care of those fingers!
Omg thank you!!! Morgan reached down and steadied the beam with her hands!!!! Wtf.
Also, she is a psychopath — I get second hand embarrassment from watching her fawn over Vinny in the live feeds and then AGAIN on the tv show!! Vomit.
Vinnie looks like Sonny Bono
What truly offends me.
The repeated use of ‘your girl’ by Nagini in the d/r.
No. not my girl. Out of all the bb girls in bbgirldom… you’d have to turn over the barrel after scraping it out past all the morally superior bullshit asshat doubhecanoe women of bb seasons past, dig through the festering slime under said barrel for a good three feet to find Morgan’s place as ‘my girl’ of a bb season.
I survived gd Jasmin and her foot. I survived Christmas and her foot. And THEY place higher on my list of who i’d advocate for as ‘my girl’ of big brother.
It’s not just the lack of ownership in an obvious cheatmance. If she didn’t pontificate how respectful she was and owned it, i’d at least respect she owns who she is.
It’s her actual style of game play and actual style of strategy that I refuse to admire.
She’s not just a snake. She is everything wrong with new school big brother encapsulated in one human form.
even from the handful of times you mentioned Vince promised Lauren she wouldn’t be nominated was there clear and obvious diary room calls that pushed him to put her up
I didn’t watch a lot of feeds. I’d overworked myself into getting sick, then accidently spilled concentrated cleanser and ended up with burned fingers, closely followed by slipping on a stair and breaking a toe whle attempting masonry repairs. lmao. To say this has been a bad week is understating.
I imagine there would have been diary calls for each of Morgan and Vince during marathon sessions followed by a d/r call where Vince caves. It’s been what I have noticed to smaller degrees when it comes to Morgan wants and Vince doesn’t situations. If I had to guess there were more calls than the seven i noticed over the three hours total i watched this week. (someone would be called to or coming out of d/r every single time i turned on feeds).
This stupid show nobody can think from themselves and Vinny is such a stoonaud
Bravo, Bravo and BRAVO!!!! I’ve been reading and posting here with you for many many years, and this is some of your best work! I LOL several times while reading it, and you really hit the nail on the head with this analysis – especially the parts about Morgan and Vince! Great job!
I agree with each of your 4 NOPES.
All 4 need to be gone b4 finale night.
One down(the Micktator).
Three to go.
By the way, not that it matters, but I NOPEd the Weasel & the Snake a month ago.
I was deferring to you, as the creator of the NOPE, waiting for you to announce YOUR NOPEs of them b4 announcing my own. It would have been rude of me to pre-NOPE His NOPEness. I was sure you were going to NOPE them both. It was just a matter of when.
Five. Rylie was noped same day as Kelley i think? Or same day as Mickey? I dunno. There was a two for one sale on nopes that day whichever it was.
The way i justify?
Rylie: beyond the borderline and beyond weirdness behavior there was a lack of gameplay.
Mickey: the sttategic stupidity added to the borderline homophobic attitude.
Kelley: cloaked but legible prejudice mixed with non strategic thinking.
Vince: lack of ownership.
Morgan: lack of ownership and a constant need to backstab her number one allies without cause in game, just cause in her bunnyboiler addled brain.
With Morgan and VInce add that I find them both to be non-endearing and a waste of my time. The fact they get 75% of all feed time just makes it worse.
“i had to do what morgan wants to keep her as an ally” why? she’s a shitty ally. he should’ve given her an ultimatum about using the veto and nominated ashley if she did. vince sucks.
what vince is putting lauren through he is the biggest scumbag ever to throw her to wolves and keep a messy gossip lip mouthpiece in ashley safe again for A nasty jealous snake morgan is just appalling I’m no longer watching a game of social strategy I’m watching a romantic psychological horror film set at a carnival
production is bogus and full of it to push this cheatmance down our throats and expect us to believe that Lauren being renommed made any sense
I can’t stand Morgan or the big baby Vinnie. I hope one of them goes n the double. Morgan is so jealous of Lauren it’s sickening.
beyond scary how jealous she is of Lauren
projecting how morgan is saying vince is so clouded and focused on Lauren when it has been Morgan doing that
Unfortunately, it looks like production has picked their winner.
It’s actually really sad to see this play out, especially with all the gas lighting. I know it’s a game and her actions could potentially be considered strategy, but I truly fear she has a mental health condition due to the lack of awareness she seems to have of her actions. She is projecting her insecurities on others and bullying Vince and then when he says she will lose him she throws a fit when she did the EXACT same thing to him. That’s also very narcissistic. I do like Kelley, Ava and Lauren but almost would t feel bad if Lauren got evicted and out of the toxic situation.
I thought it was eviction night!! This season is never ending slow!!!
I did too so did Dawg.. WTF?
Nah. they explained that tonight would be up to veto ceremony when they detailed the episode on last episode.
Tomorrow is eviction one followed by an hour and a half (works out to 54 minutes of show without ad blocks) double eviction.
Fan-girling over your response eeeek thank you!
yeah, it was just the normal sunday episode followed by the normal wednesday episode.
This is the first season that seems so heavy handed with scripting as to have me seriously considering if I want to continue on with it next summer.
it doesn’t add up how vince put up lauren much similar to having blockbuster this late putting Lauren in a horrible position in back to back weeks the Ashley and Morgan dynamic with their outside connections seems heavy handed by production pushing them forward
They made damn sure Rachel did not leave pre-jury. Jimmy did a quick pivot from Get this witch Out, to oh I just can’t help myself in her glow we can be besties.
I am now wondering if it wasn’t actual good game play that got Morgan out of Rachel’s target sites and into good graces. Rachel is a seasoned TV personality knowing the ins and outs of productions over the years, and in particular for BB. She could have been told that Morgan is an easy ally to pick up who can be trusted. All DR had to do was manipulate Morgan’s ego that it was all Keanu’s fault and Rachel is the golden ticket for her. It was such a fast turnaround in the Morgan Rachel relationship, solid trust and Rachel not doubting her loyalty at all.
All of this makes it impossible to decide who amongst a weak field has the most deserving win equity.
I’m going to be petty and low, a betrayer of my own gender.
That veto comp outfit reveals that Morgan is no great beauty. She’s cute. Her hair usually creates illusion around her face that softens her jaw and accentuates her eyes.
Her body is sexy but awkward. No curve, no hips. Her posture is like that of a little child, forward torso from hips. Arms and legs are scraggly. Skin has an aged look, diminished elasticity for her age.
Whereas Lauren is a consistently lovely face. She’s very thin but has a cinched waist.
I’m going to just own this awful comment, which at least is more accountability than Vince has ever taken.
Morgan’s body isn’t part of the game, and it doesn’t matter what she looks like. The REAL issue is that ever-spewing mouth of hers.
I do know this, yet I made observations and chose to go low.
Not one of these houseguests has an AUTHENTIC READ on the other houseguests. They have nooooooooooo idea who their competitors really are as people or players…..The winner this year will be a spin of the wheel, who can get lucky…..none of them played the game or made it enjoyable to watch….I would just give up Big Brother, you have finally hit rock bottom. …..Ain’t nobody got time for that.
yeah, it’s probably going to come down to comp wins.
it’s kelley’s only path to the final and she knows it (though imo everyone should be trying to take her to the end, the jury does not like her). meanwhile the targets on morgan, vince, keanu, and lauren’s backs are so large that they’ll need comp wins not to be eliminated. ava and ashley are doing an okay below-the-radar strategy to keep the target off themselves and maybe can buck the need to win comps but it’s unclear they’d have a solid enough resume at the end if they continue plaing this way.
ultimately whoever wins the final hoh should win and they need comp wins along the way to get there.
I agree. I’m thinking I need something else to watch next year.
Zingbot had so much material to work with this year…he should have really gone for it…..it would have been epic
ZingBot and Mastermind in f2 and ZingBot wins the money.. lol
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D/R count
top tier
Vince 259
Keanu 221
mid tier
Morgan 148
Kelley 123
Bottom Tier
Ashley 113
Lauren 108
Ava 106
Oddities
Keanu got more d/r than either of the HOH’s (Vince or Morgan).
I keep restructuring what classifies as top or mid or bottom because they keep inclining at odd rates.
Right now the difference between mid and bottom is a ten point d/r call difference.
That bumped Ashley back down to bottom tier, because she got least d/r inclusion of the entire cheatmance telenovela episode.
So what is prodo telling us?
Keanu and Kelley are the chaos agents of the season. It is customary in mid school (that period 16-21) to have men at the top of the d/r chain. That had shifted in new school so that women had one of the top spots and all of the bottom spots.
D/R is really leaning into the whining justifications and public perception bullshit of Vince.
I find it disturbing. If d/r has to spend an extra 100 d/r on trying to save his public perception, maybe just tell him to own his game.
D/R is sorta still hiding Morgan for her game involvement in determining every one of Vince’s moves since week 3… you’d think she’d be higher. But then again her smarmy sanctimonious tough girl act in the d/r is pretty gross and difficult to swallow… so that’s why i think they are pulling a bit of protection with her as well.
Kelley has resurged lately for no reason. Odd.
they have to keep kelley’s narrative alive just in case she wins hoh and they need to explain where she’s been.
Kelle fits the 26/27 comparison pattern for either the first or the second eviction in this double. If they are still redoing the last season pattern.
Who fits the Leah role? All three of Keanu, Kelley and Lauren. betrayed final 2.
Who fits the Angela role? Keanu, Kelley and Vince. chaos agent.
After Angela is Kimo. who fits the Kimo role?
After Kimo was Rubina… what did she do again?
I also CANNOT with all the villain moustache twiddling!!!! AUGH!!!!!