“I’m not making CHUK S!!T… He’s a little punk”

Big Brother 28 spoilers: Chuk spent the afternoon on the block hoping his people had him. Upstairs, the HOH was explaining at length why she can’t stand him.

Lala and Angela had the HOH room for an hour, and Lala was blunt from the first minute: “I can’t stand Chuk. He’s a little punk ass.” The grievance is specific. Chuk told her she doesn’t know what she’s doing, and her answer was to point at the scoreboard – “so that’s why you’re sitting on the block and I’m HOH, huh?” She also relayed his campaign promise about her: if he wins, she goes up first, with Taylor beside her. Angela spent most of the hour trying to slow her down. “Do you need to give ammunition?”

Two things surfaced in that room worth more than the insults. Lala laid out how Kamu actually flipped — he came upstairs after being told he’d be nominated and admitted he had nothing left. “The company that I was keeping, they’re not with me anymore. I don’t have an alliance anymore.” Her read on it now: “Kamu owes me for keeping him in this game. And he knows he owes me.”

And Angela worked out that Lala’s crying earlier in the week was staged. “I thought, oh my God, she did not fake those tears.” Lala’s answer: “Would you like me to pull some tears right now?”

Then Angela asked about the wings Chuk had been promised for the midnight food run. Lala, four times over: “I’m not making Chuk shit.”

Downstairs in the bathroom, Haley has started asking for votes she doesn’t expect to change anything — she asked Drew for a sympathy vote so the count isn’t 10-0. He told her he’d consider it. Dee and Drew also worked out that this week is the safest they’ll get, and amused themselves imagining Taylor’s face if she goes up next week. Devens joined them and got asked straight out whether he’s forming something with Yash and Kamu. His answer, twice: “we were talking about everything.”

BB28 Time Capsule tally

The BB Time Capsule is a multi-week America’s Vote twist running Weeks 2 through 7. Each week America votes one houseguest into the capsule, that houseguest plays alone, and they come out with either a power or a punishment. One trip each – once you’ve been in, you’re out of the pool.

Three powers, two punishments, two weeks still to come.

4:40 PM – Angela and Lala (HOH Room)

Angela: “Be careful who you talk to about stuff. Because you don’t know what’s going to happen next week.”
Lala: “Oh, I already know.”
Angela: “And if she does come back, I don’t need somebody saying, she said this.”
Lala: “And I’ll tell her myself.”
Angela: “But I don’t want you to do that.”
Lala: “I don’t care. I don’t care about her.”
Angela: “Lala, it’s a game and I care, so don’t do it.”
Lala: “I know. I got it. I got it.”

Lala: “I can’t stand Chuk. He’s a little punk ass.”
Angela: “Yeah.”
Lala: “She’s going to be gunning after me regardless.”
Angela: “Yeah, but do you need to give ammunition?”
Lala: “Okay, Angela.”
Angela: “God, I can already see it now. Somebody’s going to give a side eye at a club or a restaurant and you’re going to be like, b—-. Who the f— are you looking at? Who are you looking at like that cross-eyed?”
Lala: “Give me the side eye. Uh-huh.”

Lala: “My thing is this. I’m not pretending. Especially not with her, because that’s what she does. Irritates the f— out of me. That is so irritating.”
Lala: “I can’t stand it. I can’t play the game like that. I really cannot.”
Lala: “If you are that fake and that much of a liar, I don’t want to be nice to you. I don’t want to be in your area. I don’t, because you’re not a nice person.”

Angela: “So your idea is if she comes back, say she wins the Blockbuster, right? She comes back into the game free and clear. She plays an HOH. She wins HOH. She’d just be like, put me up, b—-. Put me up, b—-. Because I’m going to win myself a veto or somebody will win it for me.”
Lala: “Exactly. Exactly.”
Angela: “Because I never want you going past that. I don’t even want you on the block, first of all. But if she comes back, we already know. If she comes back, I could give a shit.”
Lala: “I’ll probably be right beside you anyway. And I’m really serious. Which sucks.”
Lala: “It really doesn’t matter, though, because we have the votes to stay.”
Angela: “I don’t even want to think about that. Because I think we’d both go up.”
Lala: “We would have the votes to stay. Period.”
Lala: “We have the votes to stay, regardless of whoever she puts up.”
Angela: “I don’t know that I do.”
Lala: “Yeah, you do.”
Angela: “I don’t know that I do. I have pissed off Kamu. Regardless if he says I have or not, I feel like I’ve pissed him off, Lala. And he’s strong with the guys.”
Lala: “Angela. One word with him. Will you trust me?”
Angela: “I do trust you.”
Lala: “Certain things, trust me. Because I’ve built certain things. And I might seem like I don’t know what the f— I’m doing, but I really do.”
Angela: “Girl, I’ve known it the whole time.”
Lala: “Okay, so trust me.”
Angela: “But I didn’t know that was an act outside. I thought that was real.”
Angela: “God, you surprised me with that one. That one threw me. I knew you know how to play the game, but that one threw me, because I thought, oh my God, she did not fake those tears.”
Lala: “Would you like me to pull some tears right now?”
Angela: “No, I don’t want you to. Don’t waste your energy. I already know you can. You’ve already told me and demonstrated. I’ve seen it firsthand.”

Lala: “Kamu is my boy. And Kamu owes me for keeping him in this game. Because he could have been gone. So he owes me. And he knows he owes me. And he’s good for his word.”

Angela: “Did he bring it to you or did you bring it to him? Like, did he come up here and just say, hey, I know you’re HOH, I don’t want to go up, I want to switch some things up? Or did you go to him and say, hey, you’re on a sinking ship, you want to switch things up? I’m just curious whose idea it was. And you don’t have to tell me.”

Lala: “The first time, I told him I was putting him on the block. I said, I’m putting you up because you put me up.”
Lala: “He came back up and he said, Lala, you put me up, I’m going home.”
Lala: “He said, the company that I was keeping, they’re not with me anymore. He said, I’m out here by myself. I don’t have an alliance anymore. I don’t have anything.”
Lala: “He said, if you put me up, I’m going home. I don’t have the votes. He said, you might think I have the votes, but I do not have the votes. And I will go home.”
Lala: “And he sits there and has a whole conversation with me about everything that was happening.”
Lala: “And I said, hmm, okay. Use it to your advantage. I said, so I guess we’re going to be working together, huh?”
Lala: “He was like, Lala, I promise you, whatever you need, whatever you want.”
Lala: “And I trust him. I trust his word.”
Angela: “You couldn’t have got HOH at a better time.”
Lala: “I couldn’t have made the move that I made at a better time. I just turned this whole shit around.”
Angela: “Because he’s one of the strongest players in the game. So, yes, you secured yourself.”

Lala: “So when I tell you, I can give a shit about her, because she’s rude and disrespectful and nasty.”
Lala: “The first thing they ask me – what kind of person do you like? I don’t like rude, nasty, mean people. It’s no need to be rude, nasty and mean.”
Lala: “And the way she talks – every time I bring it up, I get angry. Well, let’s not talk about her.”

Angela: “Have you seen if she’s been campaigning? Because I’ve seen her campaigning a little. I’ve seen Chuk campaigning, but neither have come to me about anything.”
Lala: “Yeah, she’s been campaigning.”
Angela: “And that’s why I’ve been half expecting her to come up to me and say, hey, I’m sorry what went down. I shouldn’t have lied like that.”
Angela: “But yeah, nothing. Crickets.”

Angela: “When I was walking out of DR, coming through here, I looked to my left and stopped for a second and Chuk was saying something to me. And it was just like they were acting like nothing had happened.”
Angela: “Chuk did apologize to me, but I still don’t know. I felt more like a game apology. Like, hey, you know, we’re playing together.”
Lala: “He’s been talking big shit about me.”
Angela: “About you?”
Lala: “He’s been talking big shit about me.”
Angela: “Well, see, they’re not going to do that with me, because they know I’m friends with you.”
Angela: “What is he saying?”
Lala: “Lala’s the first one I’m putting up on the board. I’m putting her up and I’m putting Taylor.”
Lala: “I was like, oh, that’s cute.”
Lala: “And he told me, well, you don’t even know what you’re doing. You don’t know what you’re doing.”
Lala: “I said, I don’t know what I’m doing? So that’s why you’re sitting on the block and I’m HOH, huh? That’s why I don’t know what I’m doing.”
Lala: “So yeah, he’s been talking big shit. And I’m just like – the sadness about you. Everything’s going right over his head. I’m like, are you that dense? Are you really that stupid?”
Lala: “And I tried to help him. I honestly said, I’m trying to help you. Like, I’m trying to help you right now. And you’re not listening to me.”
Lala: “He said, you said we were in a showmance. I said, I didn’t say you’re in a showmance. I didn’t say that. I said, y’all are a couple in this game. Not a showmance, but there are two people that are working completely together. And her ship is sinking.”
Lala: “So he was like, but you lied to me. You told me. I said, what did I tell you? I did not tell you you were safe. I did not tell you you weren’t going on the block. I didn’t tell you shit. He just assumed.”

Angela: “From my perception, it looked like there was something here with him. Like a friendship. Not necessarily an alliance, but it did look like there was something going on with you, Taylor, him and Yash. Just because when you got your HOH, it was like those were the people that were up here.”
Lala: “That’s because he was trying to make a scene.”
Lala: “Because she was going right on his coattail on that one. Go get in good with Lala. Go get in good with Lala.”
Angela: “So that she’s safe.”
Lala: “Duh.”

Lala talks about Haley’s HOH and Taylor going on the block.

Lala: “But she put Taylor up because she didn’t put me up. So I’m like, okay, so you put Taylor up and you’re giving Taylor all these bogus f—ing excuses why you put her up. Taylor didn’t have anything to do with what you did.”
Angela: “I was sitting here and got to hear it firsthand when Taylor came in and talked about being uncomfortable. I wanted to f—ing leave. I didn’t want to be a part of that at all.”
Angela: “I’m not tight with Taylor, so I don’t know what Taylor’s involvement in any of it was. But then the things that she said, and I watched Taylor sit here and get really emotional about it. And then later, Taylor cried to me downstairs. Big tears of sadness.”
Angela: “It honestly was better that she didn’t go around and tell everybody. It needed to die right there.”
Lala: “And Taylor was like, I was trying to nip it in the bud. She was like, I was trying to change the narrative. And I believe that.”
Angela: “And I believe that. Had she gone around telling everybody, I wouldn’t have believed her. But she didn’t. So there’s not a reason to put her up for that one.”

Angela: “He’s talking to them again. She took him in the room for over 40 minutes yesterday.”
Lala: “Drew?”
Angela: “Yes.”
Lala: “Yeah, I told Drew. I said, Drew, I’m going to tell you right now. If I hear anything that we’ve ever talked about come back to me, I swear I’m whooping your ass.”
Lala: “See, Drew was supposed to be going up. Drew’s face was supposed to be on the wall.”
Lala: “So I said, okay, Drew, you weren’t up there. I said, see, you better be loyal, because if you’re not, I promise you – Drew, I’m going to whoop your ass. I swear. And it’s not going to be a good whooping. You ain’t going to like it at all.”

Lala: “See, Barrett’s in. Good boy, Barrett. Get in there. Barrett knows what’s going on. Drew knows what’s going on, too.”
Lala: “I told him, I said, that’s Medusa. And Medusa will bring you in and try to swindle you and try to tell you a story.”

Angela: “I was just so curious if she was campaigning, or what was easily a 40-minute conversation in the have-not room.”
Lala: “She’s definitely campaigning.”
Lala: “And their doofus is with the hat on. Why the freak is he walking around in that big stupid hat? Big doofus.”

Lala: “I’m going to tell Drew, stop hanging around them. Let this day pass first. Just let this day pass.”
Angela: “It’s almost over, too.”

Angela: “And then the whole uproar of the food at midnight situation. I’ll be sleeping. I don’t even know if I’m going to be awake.”
Lala: “I’ll be sleeping. I’m serious. I’m not going to make it tonight. They can do it themselves. I’m going to be asleep.”
Angela: “I thought you were making Chuk his wings.”
Lala: “I’m not making Chuk shit.”
Angela: “Oh, my God. You said you were. Oh, my God, Mama.”
Lala: “I’m not making Chuk shit.”
Angela: “I was, like, shocked that you were going to.”
Lala: “I’m not making Chuk shit.”
Angela: “Oh, my God. Not a damn thing. Well, she can make it for him.”
Lala: “Let her make it. I’m not making Chuk shit. If it ain’t in that refrigerator already, it’s not about to be made. Not for him.”

They watch Haley and Chuk talking downstairs.

Angela: “See her hand? She’s doing something. She’s telling him something. She’s doing all the talking.”
Lala: “I’m about to go get him. Come here. I need to talk to you for a second, bro.”
Angela: “No, don’t do that. It’s better to ask him later.”
Angela: “You can go on the stairs on the landing right there where I did my thing and say, hey, Drew, come here. I have a question for you.”
Angela: “She’s really explaining something. Oh, she’s working. She’s trying. Well, she shut up because he’s walking by.”
Angela: “I don’t think she likes him at all. And she pretends. And she pretends. I know she doesn’t like him.”
Lala: “I just want to do this. I’ll be like, Drew, what you want me to make for you tonight?”
Lala: “Drew, come here for a second.”

5:49 PM – Dee and Drew (Bathroom)

Dee: “She didn’t say anything about you or me or anything.”
Drew: “I still want her to be like, why the f— is she telling shit to the Icons?”
Dee: “Oh, I see. I don’t think it’s that big of a deal. I think if she brings it up, you f—ed up with the names or something. I don’t know. You know what I’m saying?”
Drew: “Yeah.”
Dee: “I don’t think she’d think anything.”
Drew: “Yeah, it’s good.”
Dee: “But also, I wanted to give her the peace of mind that she’s good with that.”
Drew: “Honestly, I think it’s fine.”
Dee: “Yeah, for sure.”

Drew: “The chances of one of us winning -“
Dee: “Way higher.”
Drew: “Oh, yeah.”
Dee: “Hopefully one of us wins.”
Drew: “One of us would be, but I don’t think it’s impossible to get out of.”
Dee: “Yeah, I agree, because we have the numbers. So if there’s a week where we’d be f—ed, it should be this one, for sure. You get what I’m saying?”
Drew: “Mm-hmm.”
Dee: “Kind of like a Barrett, too, I guess.”
Drew: “No, I think I’m good.”

Dee: “It would be so funny to see Taylor and Lala’s reaction if one of them goes up next week. Like, let’s say Taylor went.”
Drew: “Yeah.”
Dee: “Probably to me and somebody else. But it would be funny to see.”
Drew: “They’d be like, why the f—?”

Drew: “Haley was asking me about – she’s like, if I’m up on there, would you give me a sympathy vote?”
Dee: “You’d give me what?”
Drew: “A sympathy vote.”
Dee: “What did you say?”
Drew: “I would consider.”
Dee: “Honestly. But a sympathy vote, why?”
Drew: “Because she doesn’t want it to be, like, 10-0.”
Dee: “Oh. Oh, wait. I kind of understand that.”
Drew: “But also, I just don’t feel right if it’s, like, Barrett.”
Dee: “I don’t feel right saying, like, I voted out Barrett.”
Drew: “You know, like, I’m not doing that.”

5:52 PM – Devens joins them (Bathroom)

Drew: “I feel like this game really slowed down these past couple of days. Or maybe I’m just out of it. Both?”

Dee: “Are people saying to keep Haley or something?”
Drew: “The only person that wants to keep Haley is Kamu.”
Dee: “Then I think we’re good.”
Drew: “And she would need to win Blockbuster.”

Devens: “Check your right nostril.”
Dee: “Oh, my God, do I have a booger? Oh, no, I know. It’s just – okay, thanks.”

Drew: “Are you forming an alliance with Yash and Kamu?”
Devens: “Oh, we were talking about everything.”
Drew: “About everything?”
Devens: “Everything.”
Drew: “That’s cool. This game.”
Devens: “Drew, yeah, that’s what they kept saying.”
Drew: “Yeah, they’re like, Drew. Drew, yeah.”
Dee: “What?”
Devens: “I’m just kidding.”
Dee: “Oh, this is a joke.”

Drew: “Have they mentioned who they were going for?”
Drew: “I don’t know who Yash would go for, but I think -“
Dee: “He’s shady.”
Devens: “I think he’d go for women that are not Dee.”
Dee: “Put him up the first week.”
Devens: “He might. Yeah, you’re right.”
Dee: “Maybe just women. Yeah, maybe just women. Good thing I’m not one.”

Dee: “What about Kamu?”
Devens: “I’m not sure, but I don’t think it’s one of us.”
Drew: “Yeah.”

6:40 PM – Lala and Taylor (HOH Room)

They work out the cooking schedule for the rest of the week.

Lala: “It was in the back of the refrigerator. So I got to cook that too.”
Taylor: “Throw the chicken wings in the oven or something tomorrow. Because we’re going to have to eat something.”
Lala: “There ain’t no time. Pork chops in the refrigerator right now.”
Taylor: “You might as well just make the chicken now. Because Saturday will be here. You still got to make the salmon. Make the salmon Friday.”
Lala: “Make the salmon Thursday. I don’t want to wait another day because it’s going to be stinking.”
Taylor: “When are you making the chicken?”
Taylor: “A part of me don’t even want him – I don’t even get close to no chicken.”
Lala: “That’s why I’m not making the chicken tonight. I ain’t making it.”
Taylor: “I ain’t making it.”

Lala: “And I don’t think Devens left no macaroni and cheese. Devens was tearing the macaroni and cheese up. I said, keep eating it.”
Taylor: “I ain’t going down there. And I’m only making two quesadillas.”
Lala: “Okay, ooh.”
Taylor: “I make four. I give them both two. No, I’ll give Barrett and Drew two.”
Lala: “Okay, because I was going to say.”

Taylor: “And the only reason why I ain’t got no beef with Haley, honestly, is -“
Lala: “You don’t have a beef with Haley?”
Taylor: “As hideous as she is, I’m already going to be making a chicken breast. And she wants a piece of chicken breast for her salad.”
Lala: “You don’t have a beef with her?”
Taylor: “I forgive. I just don’t forget on that part.”
Taylor: “But I’m going to already be making a chicken for the quesadillas. So she can have a piece of chicken.”
Taylor: “But as for chicken wings, they won’t be made tonight.”
Lala: “They’re in the refrigerator if you want to make them yourself.”
Taylor: “Yeah. Go ahead.”

Taylor: “And he got to open his mouth to ask for a quesadilla, don’t he?”
Lala: “He sure does.”
Taylor: “Oh, okay.”
Lala: “And you gonna say okay. You gonna make it for him?”
Taylor: “If he asks. But his pride won’t let him.”
Lala: “Yes, it will. I bet you. I bet you money he asks.”
Taylor: “I’m gonna say no.”
Lala: “No, you won’t. You a punk. You ain’t gonna do that.”
Taylor: “I am a punk.”
Lala: “You is a stone-cold, talk-a-big-game punk.”
Lala: “My sister called me a punk. Ooh, I can’t stand you little punks.”
Lala: “We like to say heifer and punk. Ooh, you is a punk. And you gotta say it like this. Punk. Punk.”
Taylor: “You a punk. You a punk.”
Lala: “That’s all day. You a punk. All day.”

Taylor: “But the only time I’m not a punk is when I’m mad. So as long as I’m not mad, that’s why I said, I hate when I get mad.”
Taylor: “As long as I’m not mad, I’m good. I think it’s because I have to have a very forgiving spirit with what I do. Kids can make me mad, and I can’t hold it against them. I still have to do it.”
Lala: “I’m going to whisper in your ear when you’re making them quesadillas – you’re annoying me.”
Taylor: “No, I’m going to say, you’re annoying me. I’m probably not going to make it. Because you just told me you’re annoying me. And you ain’t talking to me all day.”
Taylor: “But I also don’t deny people. I never deny people who -“
Lala: “That’s how I was raised.”
Lala: “Now you know he could eat something in there, so stop playing with me. That’s not denying nobody no damn food. Stop playing. He got plenty of food he can eat.”

The subject turns to a cheesecake.

Lala: “I think that’s why she just went in there and made a non-dairy, non-seasoned, non-fat, non-something cheesecake.”
Lala: “She’s like, oh, I’m going to make a graham cracker crust. Oh, now you want to make a graham cracker crust.”
Taylor: “She made a graham cracker crust the first time she made cheesecake, before you.”
Lala: “Oh, she did?”
Taylor: “She made it with protein powder. They said it was good. No, I tasted it. It was all right.”
Taylor: “It’s just something about when I taste protein, I can feel it in the back of my mouth. It scratches my ear from the inside. It does something weird to my ENT.”
Taylor: “Lala, you make a cheesecake to be in competition with this girl.”
Lala: “I don’t have to compete.”
Taylor: “Don’t let that competitive spirit get on you.”
Lala: “I don’t have to compete with her.”
Taylor: “I know, but I know she competes with you.”
Lala: “She competes with me all the time.”
Taylor: “I know, but I don’t want that competitive spirit, you trying to rebuttal it.”
Lala: “Hold on, hold on, guess what? Nothing she can do is better than what I could do. There’s no competition with me.”
Lala: “I was not competing with her at all. That’s why I didn’t even know she made a graham cracker crust.”
Taylor: “Don’t even get caught up in that spirit.”
Lala: “Girl, please. She’s in that spirit, not me. At all.”
Lala: “I can’t compete with her because she’s fabulous. She’s got it all. She’s smart. She knows more than everybody. Y’all can’t compete with that. Not at all.”

Lala: “Command Central just watch us talk shit. All week.”
Lala: “This was definitely a shit-talking week. But guess what? I was telling the truth. Every time I talk about her, it’s the truth.”
Lala: “Because she is a passive-aggressive weirdo chick. Mad weirdo. Mad weird.”
Lala: “I’m sorry. You can’t look at somebody in their face and tell them what they said, knowing that you’re lying to them. Knowing that you’re telling them a lie. About something they supposed to have said.”
Lala: “I’m like, what is that? And you smiling while you’re saying it? No, come on now.”
Lala: “I can’t wait to watch it. Something wrong with that.”
Taylor: “When I first got here, I was like, I’m not watching. I’m not watching. I can’t wait to watch this whole thing. Got to.”
Lala: “Can’t miss it.”
Taylor: “I’m going to cringe any time I’m in it, but -“
Lala: “I got to watch the whole thing. Everything.”

Taylor: “Thank you, Commander, for coming to another shit-talking sesh with Taylor and Lala.”

Taylor: “Once you get out of here, I don’t want to ever tell that girl again in my life. Not even a sentence. Not even a word. The second she gets out this house, I’m done with her.”
Taylor: “I don’t want that spirit. I don’t even want to think about that girl.”
Lala: “Nope. Nope and nope. Nope, nope, and nope.”
Lala: “I wanted to go on the first week because I could feel all of that nonsense. All of that nonsense.”

Lala: “Kamu’s so freaking cool.”
Taylor: “He is amazing.”
Lala: “And he’s 32.”
Taylor: “Is he? I thought he was in his 20s.”
Lala: “He’s 32.”
Taylor: “Oh, so he’s not half my age then.”
Taylor: “He’s 32, but I’m trying to understand why this man is not married.”
Lala: “Maybe because he was a fighter.”
Lala: “I asked him about his ears. He told me his story about his ears.”
Taylor: “Yeah, because he’s a fighter.”
Lala: “The cauliflower ear. I never knew about the cauliflower ear. That’s what it means. Just from hitting, it just swells up.”
Lala: “And he was like, it’s a rite of passage. He was excited when he got his cauliflower ear. It’s basically like scar tissue.”
Taylor: “And sometimes they put a syringe in it and pull.”
Lala: “And that’s what they did on one of his ears, and that’s why the other ear isn’t as big as this one. But they did it, and when it went down, it didn’t heal the same way. So that’s why it’s different.”
Lala: “But I asked him about it. I was very curious.”

Taylor: “It was actually a very sweet thing for him to say – he never made it as a fighter because he’s actually a good person. Like, he has a good spirit.”
Taylor: “And to be a really good fighter, you have to kind of almost have no mercy in you. You ever watch those fights? They’re horrible. I don’t watch them.”
Lala: “I don’t watch them because they’re brutal.”
Taylor: “I used to hate that night. I used to work at Buffalo Wild Wings. And, you know, it’s like 100 TVs in there. So every corner you can think of, there’s these UFC, MMA fights, whatever, the big fights.”
Taylor: “And I literally used to walk around like this. They’re brutal. And you could hear the punches, like, oh my God, it’s so bad.”
Taylor: “I was like, yeah, that’s probably why he never made it as a fighter, because he is a good person.”
Lala: “That is just brutal, what they did.”
Taylor: “You gotta have a different type of – I don’t know.”
Lala: “A whole different type of everything.”
Taylor: “To be able to just punch somebody’s face in. It’s horrible.”
Taylor: “I used to hate working on those nights. Made good money, though.”
Lala: “Made great money on those nights.”

Lala: “Ody is hilarious. That girl is funny as heck. She is funny. With her cussing self.”
Taylor: “With her cussing self, boy. Her favorite word is f—. Oh, she just be cussing.”
Taylor: “Oh, she just be cussing hard. She cuss so much. She made me realize I don’t cuss as much as I think.”
Lala: “I definitely don’t cuss as much as I think, compared to her, because she be getting it in. She curse so much. Every other word is f—.”
Taylor: “Maybe because she’s a comedian.”
Lala: “Maybe.”

(Ody is Melody)