Quick Big Brother Spoilers
Head of Household: Keanu
Nominees: Morgan, Mickey, Vince
POV Players: Kelley, Keanu, Mickey, Morgan, Lauren, Vince
POV Winner: Morgan
Veto Ceremony: ?
Havenots: Lauren, Ava, Vince
2:30pm – 3pm HOH room – Keanu and Vinny
Keanu – That’s good to know to know though, that they all think Ava’s expendable. That’s the conversation I was having with her when you were in there. I was like, yo, Mickey straight told me that if it was like, the reason I didn’t want to put her up is because I didn’t want to like, weaponize her, right? Because it’s a foregone conclusion that whoever she sits next to her automatically goes home. But now I’m here, and that’s not the case. But you know what that means? Because we are only responsible for three votes. That means that there’s 4 f**king people that would vote against her. Guess who that includes? Vinny – Rachel and Ashley? Keanu – No. Who keep going well. Vinny – Voting against Ava? You’re saying I’m voting against Ava? Keep keep going, not will. Will. Keanu – Yes bro. Vinny – you think so. Keanu – That’s the only way that anybody she needs 4. Yeah, there’s three. Let’s say you come down that’s it’s you, Lauren and Kelley? Vinny – Yeah. Keanu – and Mickey’s somehow going to stay. Vinny – How? Who’s the 4th vote? Keanu – She needs 4, bro. Vinny – Yeah. Keanu – It only makes sense that we would keep you know. And now you’re telling me, like, Rachel would vote against her too, if it was up. If you, if it was the two of you, it’s. Ashley would, Ashley said she was willing, Rachel was. She was trying to not directly tell me anything because I don’t know if she, she clearly doesn’t trust me, but I don’t know if she
even like worries that I say things.
Vinny – Will would vote to get rid of her, yeah. So why the f**k is she keeping Ashley here then? To save Will’s feelings, right? Keanu – First of all, like separating personal from game. I told her I was like, the only reason you’re voting for Ashley to stay if she’s up against Vince is for personal reasons. This is a game and you’re going to see everybody in three weeks anyway. Vinny – Like, did she see that? Did she seem to receive it? Does she received it really well? Keanu – She’s like, wow, that’s actually a lot to think about, you know? That’s something I’ll have to, you know, think over, etcetera. So I think she’s starting to see it, bro. I told her straight up.
Vinny – Dude, I know. I mean, if you keep me in this game, if you keep me in this game, I’m telling you, I’m playing an entirely different game in the second half. I don’t give a f**k anymore. Keanu – Good. Vinny – I don’t care. I already know what rock bottom is like? I know what it’s like to be put up by my greatest rival and Ashley and my best friend Keanu. I have nothing left to lose. I don’t f**king care. Keanu – You mean Rachel? Vinny – What did I say? Ashley? Sorry, sorry. Keanu – Say it again pretty hard. Vinny – I said my greatest friend. You know what? It feels great. Keanu – Diary room real quick? Vinny – My greatest rival of Rachel put me up and my best friend Keanu put me up. I know what it’s like. Sorry, no Ashley’s on my mind because I’m like, dude, I don’t, I’m just talking. And you could say the only reason I am on board with this is because Ashley would 100% stay. Keanu – yeah.
Vinny – That is a win win win for Morgan. That is a triple win scenario. Right. I mean, I’m not even making shit up at this point. If you want to think of it that way. You trade up for Morgan, you
guarantee she’s safe. All for both. Having both of you, having both of you, that’s the f**king trade up in your dream scenarios that us three work together and you buy favor with Rachel and Ashley by sending out the one person they don’t want in jury because of the indecisive. All of a sudden this is.. it’s a guaranteed successful HOH. It’s a guarantee that I stay as an ally. And it’s a guarantee that Morgan is here as a new ally and Lauren doesn’t go anywhere and she doesn’t need to know it, but Lauren doesn’t go anywhere. And Ashley and Mickey, one of them gone. Keanu – Yes, guaranteed perfect. Vinny – Guaranteed perfect.
Keanu – Yeah, that’d be good bro. The best case scenario would be able to be able to keep you. Message received. I get a new Vince done. Vinny – New Vince, Vince 2.0. He’s evolved. He’s a new Pokémon. He’s evolved. He’s entered this game. Charmander. Now he’s ready to be a Charizard. Kenu – Yeah, I get Vince 2.0.
3:25pm Backyard – Mickey and Kelley
Mickey – I think I’ll maybe be OK. Kelley – I’d keep you over Ashley. I would keep you over Vince too. Mickey – I believe that. Kelley – Please don’t tell Vince I said that. Mickey – Listen, I’m not saying sh*t. I’m on the block. Kelley – Yeah, not saying shit. I could learn that lesson. Listen, I’m not saying you learned from me. Mickey – You taught me very well. Kelley – That’s not the thing I would be happy that I could teach other people that lesson and not learn it my f**king self.
I think you and I have a stronger relationship and this has put me up twice for no f**king reason. You put me up. But you had a reason. Mickey – Yeah. And I promised to get ..to bring you down. Kelley – Yeah. Mickey – and I did.
4:10pm – 4:24pm HOH Room – Morgan and Keanu
Morgan – how do you feel about Vinny right now? Keanu – Well I want him to stay.
Keanu – is there anyway we can convince you to use the veto on Vinny so that he stays? That would be some America’s Player type sh*t. Morgan – Oh my God. Keanu – I feel like America would be like Morgan. What the f**k? They would love you guys because he basically voted out Rylie for you to stay. I mean, the house turned his allies against him, basically. And then you turn around and use the veto on him if we can guarantee you to stay. Morgan – let me think about it, I’m not lying. I’ll think about it. Keanu – Like, I promise, dude, if I promise you I’ll put Lauren up. There’s no way. And even if she stays, you stay. And that is something I’m willing to do because. She thinks that she stays no matter what. Morgan – I know. That’s why. Keanu – Just kicking the teeth, bro. Morgan – Oh, that’s kind of juicy. I can’t lie, but I don’t know. I’ll think about it.
Morgan – the only thing that is risky is relying on those votes. Keanu – I feel like you have them no matter what. Morgan – I feel like I have them no matter what. Keanu – Yeah, but against Lauren, there’s no way. You don’t think? There’s no way you don’t. Because we are all voting for Mickey and so is Ava. Morgan – Yeah. Keanu – And you know you have the votes against Lauren because everyone else wants her out of out of the jury phase. The only person that would vote for Lauren to stay is Kelley. That’s the only one. Morgan – Yeah. Keanu – The only one. That’s why I said it’s like totally risk free. Morgan – Yeah, I’m gonna see how Ashley will feel and how Rachel feel.
Morgan leaves for a minute. Keanu says to the cameras – YO! This is hilarious, I cannot believe this is actually a consideration. Morgan comes back and Keanu leaves to go get Vinny.
Morgan to the cameras – Oh my God What bro? Do you know how good it felt to win that veto, knowing that I saved myself? And then he wants me to use it on Vinny. That doesn’t make any sense and this is the hard part that I’m having here because I think Keanu feels like… big brother switches the feeds.
4:30pm HOH room – Vinny, Morgan and Keanu
Morgan grabs Vinnys hand and holds it. Morgan – OK. This isn’t happening, but we’re going over options. There is one way that you can guaranteed to stay and I can stay. And it involves a very ballsy move and a replacement nominee. Do you want to know what it is? What if I use the veto on you and Lauren is a replacement nominee? She goes home either way. It’s really scary. I’m still thinking about it, but. Yeah, that’s just a thought. Vinny – You would actually consider that and you’d be comfortable with it. Morgan – I mean, comfortable stretch, I’d be like.. We have time to sleep on it… because I’ve sh*t myself like 6 times already. So lets just say I don’t use the veto on Vince are you still putting up Lauren? Keanu – no I would put up Ashley because I don’t want to trade one for one.
5:15pm Chess – Lauren and Kelley playing while Keanu watches.
Keanu tells them about the grimy plan to get Morgan to use the veto on Vinny with the expectation that Keanu would throw Lauren up as the replacement and then flip the script and put up Ashley up instead. Keanu – Bro, she does that. Oh my God. Convince her to do it and then on top of that, flip it over. But actually I’ve said it, Lauren, like I initially promised. Lauren – That’s going to burn the bridges there. Keanu – Yeah. Lauren – Lauren’s a stupid little Lauren who can’t make a decision.
Stupid little Lauren can’t make a decision.
5:30pm Bedroom – Vince and Morgan
Morgan – But this thing, if you do this for him it would, it only benefits us if Ashley wasn’t seen involved, right? And that’s where it gets really dicey because I can’t. I don’t. So if I use the veto on you. This is me. This is Lauren if I use the veto on you. She doesn’t give Ashley whatsoever. Now four judges are safe than 2 and Lauren goes up and I stay no matter what. They then pull in Will and explain the plan to him.
Vince – I think if you burns you, he throws this entire game in the trash. Morgan – No but I need you to understand, Vince, if I do this and he burns me and puts up Ashley. I have to win, otherwise I go home. Thanks to Ashley. Vince – I don’t know why he would do that.
Morgan – If I use the veto on myself ..if he puts up Lauren. What is the difference between me using it on you or me? Vinny – You know what it is.. Perception. That’s what his big thing is. Whereas if he put me on the block to make a statement, right? Morgan – So that’s the thing I’m doing him a favor.. on my game. Essentially we are interchangeable because both of us will stay.. Regardless, why should I have to risk my game to prove to him..
Meanwhile – the other houseguests are laying silent and still with their sunglasses on (napping).
6:55pm Bathroom – Morgan and Ashley
Morgan tells Ashley about the plan. Ashley says she likes it other than the fact that Morgan isn’t using the veto on herself. Morgan – Low key for my game. The fact that he’s not looking at Ava and looking at Lauren now. I’m just trying to figure out how to save everyone. This is what I felt like when it was Zach versus Vince because honestly, it’s mainly because you’re about to touch the
block. I mean, I love Mickey but.. Ashley hugs Morgan. Morgan says she’s going to vent in the diary room about all of this..
7pm Big Brother asks the house guests to lower the outside awnings. Ashley – I’ve done it two days in a row. Lauren – Let the boys do it. Ashley – We’ve evicted them all. They both laugh.
7:55pm Havenot Room – Vinny and Morgan
Morgan – So I dropped a feeler to Ashley. And I was like, AshleyI feel like doing something crazy. She’s like, what do you mean? I was like, maybe we’ll just use the veto on Vinny. And she was like, Morgan. No, I was like, hey, it might work. She’s like Morgan. No. Because then he’s going to put me up. I was like, oh, fuck you. Right? I was like, what if he puts up Lauren? I was like, ’cause apparently what people are now learning is that Ava’s off the table, but he is considering Lauren. People know that now. Vinny – Does Lauren know that? Morgan – I don’t know. Vinny – Yeah. Morgan – Here’s my thing. You want my honest opinion? I fear that. Keanu is trying to do things that’s best for his game. And my thing is, when we were all nominated, I was his number one target. And then interchangeably between you and me. That’s why I know I was his target. Originally, yes. Originally he didn’t care if any of us went home, but he wanted me specifically, right? So after our conversation, he felt way better to where I went from his number one to his last. And then it was interchangeably between Mickey. Well, then I won veto, right? It’s because the conversation happened after noms and he I think he regretted his noms. So this is my thing. I feel like. If he wants to prove to me we don’t have anything to prove to him, why don’t we owe him anything? This is like if he wants to prove that he wants to work with us, then me taking myself down should not change the difference between Ashley or Lauren. Why? Why do I have to do this to you? Now I can work with him? Why is that the case? Vinny – I don’t know. He’s so stubborn. Morgan – It shouldn’t be that way. Why should I have to risk my life when I was your number one target? I choose .. its my decision on whether or not I use.
Vinny – if you say no, I’m good, then there’s skepticism between these two. He puts Ashley up. Morgan – He could easily be like, well, perfect, you saved my boy, ’cause I f**ked up. But guess what? Rachel or Ashley. Vinny – No, he wouldn’t put up Rachel. There’s no world. He would be throwing his entire game away if he did that. Why would he do that? Because then I’m pissed. Then you’re pissed, Ashley. Rachel, Will. Mickey, like everyone would hate him. Why would you do that? He thinks everyone loves him. That’s why he put me on the block he thought I was. He thought he was so good with everyone else.
8:10pm HOH room – Vinny and Keanu
They continue talking about the plan to get Morgan to use the veto on Vinny with the assumption that Keanu would put up Lauren as the replacement but then put up Ashley instead. Vinny – If you pull it off. Talk about a resume builder. Talk about getting some social sway and stuff and making things happen, brother. And we’re good. I’m telling you, as soon as she stays, which she’s guaranteed to stay, things happen so fast in this game. The new HOH is going to happen and she’s not touching you. She might feel initially like betrayed, but if Ashley goes ends up going home or Mickey goes home like we know is going to happen, not bad for her game. Keanu – It’s not. It guarantees that we have five f**king people. And guess how many more votes you need to stay? 4. Vinny – Yeah. Keanu – No matter. No matter who goes up. No matter what. If one of them wins, no matter who goes up, we can we can guarantee someone stays.
8:40pm HOH room – Keanu and Rachel with Vinny and Morgan joining after.
Rachel – You know, I obviously don’t want Ashley to go on the block and I just wanted to make sure that you knew that.
Keanu – Yes, so
Rachel – I also don’t want to go on the block.
Kenau – Well, you don’t have to worry about that, Rachel.
Rachel – Thanks. So what are you thinking? Keanu – Just going over all my options. It’s really all I’ve been doing today, so.
Rachel – What would you think about a possible alliance with me and you and Vince and Morgan. Keanu – OK, OK, Go on. Rachel – Well Vince has to say. Keanu – OK. Rachel – If the 4 of us could work together, then you would obviously have safety and that’s like 3 great people to work with. And since they’re each other’s number ones. Morgan and Vince join them. Rachel – So I just was bringing up the Keanu about a possible alliance with the 4 of us. What do you think? Keanu – You know, working all with you all individually anyway, yeah. Morgan – This is probably the most stressful week of my life, I just want to say that and I have the veto like, is this supposed to be so stressful. Rachel states that she won’t vote Ashley out. So the best option there would be obviously Lauren. Keanu – I knew that’s why you were pitching that alliance to begin with. Rachel – no. But I mean, there’s other options. Keanu – What other options? Rachel – Well, the first option is that you get to work with the 4 of us, 3 of us. Keanu – That’s not an option. That’s a perk. What are the options? That’s a great perk. Rachel – We could have a cool alliance name. Keanu – Those are perks, Rachel. I need the options. OK well the best option is one of them is all three of us compete in HOH next week, right?
9:45pm Backyard – Rachel, Will and Ashley.
Ashley is talking about how no one wants to win HOH. She says that Morgan and Ava don’t want to win HOH. Will tells Ashley that if anyone puts him up whoever he’s up against, they’re going home.
9:40pm – 10:10pm Morgan and Kelley are playing chess while Vinny and Keanu watch.
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Keanu and Vinny grand plan or plans don’t take into account most of the other House Quests are as two faced, confused and determine to win, no matter what, also. In fact the two to me are not making any kind of game sense.
it happens every season to have a handful of players so narcissistic that they can’t understand other people in the house are also playing, but this season seems far worse than most.
Yea but if he pulls it off he’s got Ashley, Morgan and Mickey in the crossfire and only one escapes…it’s diabolical….win, win, win, I love it.
So do I! I really hope she falls for it! That would be epic!
Keanu doesn’t think there will be any repercussions…, lol
Keanu is an idiot !! He is so fixated on keeping Rachel, he needs to wake up. Put Rachel on the block when Morgan comes off.
Keanu is going to feel like a fool if Rachel wins HOH this coming Thursday. Keanu will be back on the block, and Rachel will be the one that put him there, It’s really sad how Keanu is so fixated on thinking Rachel has his back.
If Rachel or Ashley win HOH, I even think if Morgan or Vinny win HOH, Keanu will be put up on the block.
Keanu has ZERO understanding of who he’s working with, Keanu is just painful to listen too, he thinks he has the game all figured out, why is Keanu here, the dude is so naive, lost and confused.
Hopefully Mickey is voted out this week, hopefully she does not win the blockbuster veto.
Keanu better rest up, he will be busting his butt next week trying to win the Veto, or the blockbuster veto.
Keanu will be on the block next week, all because he was too much of a coward to put Rachel up, I want to see his face when Rachel gets lucky, wins HOH, looks at Keanu and tells him to get ready, your butt will be on the block.
Keanu is such a horrible player, he will regret not putting Rachel up.
Vince and Rachel have really made a fool of Keanu, I agree Rachel will most likely be his demise.
there’s a chance keanu gets bailed out by kelley or lauren winning hoh next week, but yes, keanu is playing bad and should just put up rachel. he’s done all he can to appease her and she can’t even fake that she’s cool with him, even unconvincingly. there’s no point in protecting her and she’s not useful to him in jury. best to make sure either rachel or mickey are guaranteed a big target on the block rather than potentially waste his opportunity on ashley.
Why…he gets rid of RACHAEL who is at the bottom of their tottem pole so he does their dirty work and he still goes up next week..at least this way he can take one of the floating assholes with him….oops..not he’s going to jury one of them isnt..
rachel is the only person in the house targeting him (should she be targeting him? no. but that’s another matter entirely). everyone else is targeting rachel or vince. so there’s no reason for keanu not to target rachel and make new enemies.
now rachel, and really everyone who isn’t ashley/morgan/will should be targeting ashley/morgan/will. they’re a huge voting bloc that needs to be broken up, but unless they’re the only options on the block it’s not really worth taking that shot. even without morgan coming down, keanu missed his chance with the initial noms and since he can’t play in hoh next week, he’s now better off giving them the opportunity to vote out rachel than putting one of them up.
Well said.
Keanu is a comp beast and being such is what’ll keep him around. But for how long is the 64,000 dollar question.
You mean the $750,000 question!
If he put Rachel on the block don’t you think they will vote for her to stay? I do. They want Rachel in jury, she is protected by everyone except Kelly and Lauren.
Production wants her to stay.
Of course they do! Her fans & her haters BOTH boost ratings. Her fans watch to root FOR her. Her haters watch to root AGAINST her. It’s a win/win for CBS. She boosts ratings, which makes them $$. After all, $$ is what business is all about. And television is a business. Not exactly rocket science.
Exactly! Once she makes jury, then they’ll get rid of her, which is WHY Keanu has no need to be the one to do it. They all(except Kelley & Lauren) WANT her in jury. Once she’s there, she’s toast. Keanu is not as dumb as all you Keanu haters think he is. One, he’s a college graduate(more than can be said for a lot of his haters!). Two, he’s been the house target(along with Kelley)since day one & HE’S STILL THERE! And, finally, three: his moves have gotten him this far even though the entire house tried to get him out from day one because he was perceived, rightfully so, as the biggest threat in the house. And, now that several other big threats(Adrian,Zach,Zae,Rylie,Jimmy, etc.)are gone, that’s even more true now than it was then. So I, for one, completely disagree with all of you Keanu haters. I think he is playing a great game, just to make it to jury when all those other big, but lesser, threats are already gone. And I, for one, am rooting for him to take the ball all the way into that $750,000 end zone & spike it over the goalpost!!! I use that analogy for 2 reasons. First, football season is upon us & my beloved National Champion Buckeyes(I’m a Buckeye born & bred. I’ll be a Buckeye when I’m dead!!!)just dispatched Matthew McConaughey’s beloved Texas Longhorns for the 2nd time this year!!! And, second, because I believe Keanu in capable of pulling it off: both winning BB AND spiking a football over the goalpost!!! And I can’t wait to see him(as Nike likes to remind us all) JUST DO IT!!!
it’s tough to say. morgan really likes vinny for some unknown reason and could sway the likes of mickey, will, and ashley to keep vinny while likewise lauren and kelley aren’t fans of either but may be more inclined to take out rachel. the only one who i feel would lean strongly towards keeping rachel is ava, who doesn’t have a lot of pull with the houseguests. i see most of the house indifferent to who goes which could favor taking out rachel over vince.
similar situation happens with rachel vs. mickey, but now ava’s also indifferent. most of the house thinks mickey would vote for them in jury and would probably rather end up in jury with mickey than rachel. but it’s close with again most of the house kinda indifferent.
Exactly!
Your point is ridiculous, because it doesn’t matter who wins next week if it’s, Morgan, Ashley, Will, Rachael, Vince they are all planning on putting him up anyway GAME ALERT…They are in an ALLIANCE together..called the JUDGES…where have you been.
Vince won’t put him up. He has had 4 chances already.
It’s ok. He’s just venting. We’re each entitled to our own opinions, no matter whether we agree or disagree. It’s the privilege of living in a democracy, which we do, for now.
I might debunk Vince’s Pokemon analogy…but I can’t b/c I have never played Pokemon. One of my kids still likes it, but her favorite characters are Eevie & Flareon. Does his statement make sense? That aside I don’t know that he will be playing any differently or better and I just can’t get behind him or his gameplay. Lying is part of the game but I don’t know the way he goes about it just rubs me the wrong way. He will remain on the block and I think we’re in for a few days of speeches about how much he wants to be here and how long it took him to get here. It’s getting old and using that kind of manipulation is, in my mind, soft bullying which I also don’t like. Just send him home before it ends up being a F2 with Vince & Rachel.
He said he was a Charmander and is ready to be a Charizard now. He forgot that there is a Stage 2 evolution he needs to get to first (Charmeleon).
He probably is a Charmeleon now but I don’t think he will become a Charizard. I’d say he would get there if he got to F4 at least but Idk if he makes it. And if he wins the game then I will concede that he is a Mega Charizard although his spirit Pokémon should be Sneasel since he has been a Dark weasel ass bitch for a majority of this game.
Sneasel can even learn a move called ‘Fake Tears’ which is certainly the one he spams the most smfh.
I have no idea what you are talking about, but I enjoyed reading your post. Especially the: “Sneasel can even learn a move called ‘Fake Tears’ “. Hilarious! You obviously know your Pokémon. My only Pokémon awareness is that I remember when Hillary was slammed during the 2016 campaign for saying: “Pokémon go!” I never understood why she was slammed for that. I just figured it was because she was a woman. I figured gender bias was the reason for most of the attacks on her, including that one. Since you are a woman & obviously know your Pokémon, could you please clear that up for me? Thank you in advance for your help!
I’d say he started out as Tentacool, the jellyfish Pokémon…his Cry attack is more effective now, but still no spine.
A Vince/Rachel F2 would sum up this season.
the comp wins necessary for that to happen seem unlikely.
Nothing about this season makes sense. Expect the unexpected.
Oy vey. Hope not. A cry baby (V) doesn’t belong as a F2, and that’s just for starters.
Too funny and true! ??
I guess Vince thinks he evolved from a Sneasel (Dark/Ice weasel/cat Pokemon) to a Weavile? I’m going to have to disagree. I don’t think he will find a Razor Claw so he needs to stop lying to himself and accept that he will remain a Sneasel.
Again, I loved your post even though I didn’t have any Pokémon knowledge to guide me. Even though I am Pokémon ignorant, you still managed to get through to me that you were slamming Vince. And I love a good Vince slam!
Keanu can play differently all he wants but it won’t change how any of the houseguests think or feel about him one iota….for good or for bad.
Maybe not, but I, for one, am LOVING IT!!! If he can actually pull off his “grimy sh*t” plan to sucker Morgan into saving Vince with HER veto by promising her to replace Vince with her nemesis, Lauren, only to renom Ashley as soon as Vince has HER veto around HIS neck,OH MY GOD!!! That move will go down in BB history as one of the most iconic moves(on Keanu’s part) & probably THE DUMBEST MOVE EVER(on Morgan’s part) in Big Brother history!!! Their(Morgan, Keanu & Vince) most recent conversation actually sounds like it’s a real possibility! I can’t wait for tomorrow to find out if she does go through with it! If she does, she’ll go down in BB history as THE dumbest player EVER, surpassing both Lawon & Zach! Fingers AND toes crossed!!!
What’s even better is once she gets home she will learn the truth that Vinnie the Lip was a part of the plan the entire time…because we already know he is going to lie and tell her he was blindsided too.
Good point. That’ll be the icing on the cake!
More icing than cake, perhaps a 3-1 ratio.
I stand corrected.
I agree with your post, although if Morgan gives careful consideration to using her veto on Vince she may end-up thinking it’s a no bueno idea.
Definitely true. I’m just hoping that her feelings for Vince override her self-preservation instinct.
I hope Morgan is smart enough not to go along with the bs Keanu plan for her to use the veto on Vinny. Then blindsides her and still puts up Ashley not Laurin. And ends up she may go home. DUH!
That would be great!!! Hahahahaha.
I hope the exact opposite of your hope!!! DUH!
Yea I know right..everyone is overlooking the fact that Vince knows the plan ahead of time….it’s not just Keanu…DUH
In fact, by now, THE ENTIRE HOUSE knows about it!
I don’t i hope she’s dumb enough to do it….it would be hilarious
Absolutely! It would be the moment people remember forever about this season!
I hope the opposite, that she’s DUMB enough to fall for it! Then, I’m guaranteed to watch one of the hated monster trio, MickMorAsh, walk out the front door Thursday night! If that happens, Keanu will have had the most successful HOH of the season, by far!
Week 8 Adversity Week HOH and Noms
HOH Keanu
Noms Morgan, Vince, Mickey
Section One: Post Eviction
Lauren cries. Tired of being scared and crying.
Kelley not tired of proving herself.
Ava is still in the house. She’s in this game.
Morgan can’t complain. The judges is what she cares about.
Vince is ‘sad’ he screwed Lauren.
Rachel wants Kelley gone.
Vince is snowing Lauren. Vince is thinking he can get a million strikes.
Lauren is not playing for Vince… but warns Vince he’s in trouble later.
Vince used cheating spouse psychology.
Keanu and Vince talk after HOH put before HOH. Vince is not a good ally.
Keanu trusts Kelley. Kelley trusts Keanu.
Rachel and Keanu talk. Is Frenemies real or fake question. She was inconsiderate of his game and he has to earn her trust.
Ashley calls herself the bottom of the Judges. On what planet? It’s not an alliance, it’s a convenient shield by keeping one of the most unpredictable (to them) opps and group peer pressuring him to play nice with them for Rachel’s benefit. The entire alliance went whole hog to save Rachel from the block last week. Sure. Bottom. Riiiiight.
Section Two: HOH MYSTERE MOMENTS
Mystere moments on Memory wall prep for HOH. Episode Moments.
Keanu wants Kelley and Lauren safe, Rachel safe.
Lauren is conflicted wants to take a huge shot.
Morgan implies judges is 7 people safety…. in a 5 person alliance. And Vince’s ‘allies’ don’t count.
Kelley getting a lot of d/r input during HOH.
Kaycee red flower topiary? false
Ayellow flowers. Will Out.
5 players gooed on wall. true. Mickey and Rachel out.
Hogfather meme left arm moves. false Lauren out.
Vince is worried.
weights fell from Jimmy’s top bar. True. Morgan, Ava, Ashley out.
DOWN TO KELLEY AND KEANU. Worst case scenario for most of the house.
Keanu wants to keep Rachel safe. Kelley wants Rachel gone.
Balance beams yellow. Split answers. Kelley is out.
KEANU WINS HOH
Rachel wants to pretend to be Keanu’s best friend to protect everyone targeting Keanu but most of all herself.
Section Three: Accountability calling?
Vince is happy but worrried. He’s just a littleguydontchaknow.
Rachel is worried.
Kelley and Keanu celebrate. They’ve been shit on by the house.
Vince is going on the block… Morgan has been controlling Vince. Morgan target.
Keanu and Rachel. Ashley is safe for Rachel’s sake. She’s annoying. Keanu is keeping Rachel safe. She’s super loyal… but.
Vince and Mickey interrupt. Mickey thinks Rachel is manipulating Keanu to stay off the block. Will thinks Any of Ash, Rach, Mick or Will are possibilities.
Mickey (the only person to successfully be snowed by Keanu) says Keanu is not close to her they’ve always been at odds. Then why did she buy his mist SO much during her HOH?????
Ashley doesn’t trust Keanu. Vince is worried. Morgan is yay judges. Mickey and Ashley are likely noms. Vince makes excuses for Keanu trying to course correct after Vince shit on his own allies. He was trying to make Vince throw away Vince’s game? No. Not his intent. Vince just chickenshitted like an invertebrate weasel… UH-gain.
30 second hug in episode. Vince and Morgan.
Vince and Keanu.
Vince is squirming. Morgan target, Vince would use veto. Vince would never blindside Keanu. Vince whines. Keanu yawns. Vince is not getting the shot to backstab again.
3 backstabs, no 4th this week. If VInce can’t save himself why keep him to be a useless backstabbing ally?
Vince is clocked over and over again. Vince whines. Keanu is over it.
Section Four: Frenemies and Pop goes the Weasel.
Rachel doesn’t lie and backstab and she’s loyal.
Keanu trusts Rachel. Rylie was the beginning of the issue.
Rachel is safe with Keanu. Rachel forgives Keanu. As long as everyone targeting Keanu is off the block we come to learn.
Vince and Morgan are commiserating. Waah, he’s putting me on the block mommmmy. Oh dumpling, I’ll save you.
Vince is worried about Morgan. No he isn’t, he’s worried about himself. He bused Morgan to Keanu.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Vinny subtitle every time he’s on screen.
Morgan needs to save him because he’s just a littleguydontchaknow.
Another 20 second hug.
Morgan tries to save Vince from Keanu she should have tried to save herself….
Only Vince and Morgan knew the wording Keanu used in the HOH about Rachel. Someone told Rachel.
Morgan denies it was her. Keanu says then there’s the reason Vince has to be nominated.
Keanu yawning at Morgan.
Section Five: THAT DAMN THIRD NOM
Ava and Keanu are talking. Ava is a consideration. They don’t have a good past relationship. Ava was safe in an HOH convo.
Mickey and Keanu are talking. Mickey trusts him. Keanu can’t trust her. She’s expendable. She’s house target.
Mickey knows who the other 2 noms are. feels expendable.
Vince and Keanu. sorry for being emotional yesterday. Keanu is not trusted. You have two shots to get off the block. Vince isn’t an ally because he’s backstabbed Keanu with the Adrian, Rylie and Kat fiascos. But Vince is just a littleguydontchaknow.
Vince doesn’t take accountability for his choices. Keanu is just mean.
15 second hug with Morgan.
Section Six: NOMINATIONS
Morgan. Vince. Mickey.
Mickey too little too late. Morgan olive branches broken. Vince treated kindness as weakness.
Keanu says Morgan target to get Vince back.
Morgan foreshadows Veto win in her winless era. Grod is workin on it.
Mickey says veto or blockbuster have her name on it.
Rachel is happy with her final 2.
Vince worst nightmare… have to keep Morgan and himself in the game. Guess his other final 2’s don’t matter anymore since he keeps screwing them to the wall.
Gee, it’s almost like that HOH comp was scripted to create an adversity week right before jury that protects Rachel……interesting how things just work out.
Thanks for your excellent episode summary, as usual. Now I don’t have to waste one of my remaining hours of life watching it. By the way, I still don’t know why you Noped Kelley. I’ve even gone back & tried to find the reason in your previous posts, but I still haven’t been able to find it. Help?
Lack of strategy pisses me off. Poor strategy with an inability to pivot pisses me off more. Poor strategy, inability to pivot and using coded language? oh that’s just one yellow card too far. And she kept doubling down on the ‘i didn’t actually say it so you can’t prove i did it’ language. I don’t need to prove it, I’m from one of the cracker-ist most redneck victorian ideology counties in Ontario, I know what it means. Means she is bias coded, perhaps even leaning into prejudice.. and playing a stupid strategic game and can’t new trick when old dogs die.
So she was on a yellow card for her game decisions, and then she started saying things i’d expect to hear one of my uncles say before espousing the virtues of Archie Bunker, without actually saying the wink wink part. Do i think she is a racist? I have no proof of THAT so I’m not going to jump up the scale from bias to prejudice to racist. I will not exaggerate and jump to that conclusion. Do i think she has some really biased views? dingdingding. Is that what got her noped? Bias without strategic issue will get a yellow, maybe even a red card if it is vile enough. But add it to playing a poor game? Nope.
Thank you so much. Now I understand. Transferring from THE Ohio State University to Memphis State University at my parents’ request in August of 1972[when my dad(he was NCIS)was transferred from Viet Nam to Memphis], I appreciate all that you pointed out about Kelley. Talk about culture shock. Growing up on the outskirts of Cleveland, I was not prepared for Memphis. My best friend when I was five(in 1957) was black, my kindergarten was totally integrated, as was my elementary school, so were all the restaurants, movie theaters, stores & sports facilities. Even our churches were integrated. EVERYTHING was integrated. I took it for granted. Until I got here(4 years after MLK,Jr. was murdered here)! Even though it was totally illegal, having been outlawed by the Civil Rights Act of 1965, in 1972, when I arrived in Memphis, EVERYTHING was still segregated! Every bathroom had a large sign, prominently displayed, saying either: “WHITE ONLY” or “COLORED ONLY”! The same was true for every drinking fountain. I wanted to turn my car around & go back to THE Ohio State University, but I was only ten miles from my parents’ house & I hadn’t seen my dad since he was transferred from the Pentagon to Saigon. Once I got to mom & dad’s, they pointed out that I had already had all my credits transferred from OSU to MSU & that my first semester’s tuition was already paid & classes started the next day & they were letting me stay with them, so I didn’t have to worry about room & board. So, I stayed. But, even though I finished my undergrad here & law school here & made a 30 year career as an Assistant District Attorney General(that’s what we’re called in Tennessee)here & married here & fathered 2 children here & now have 4 grandchildren here & retired here 15 years ago, I still have never gotten used to the bias, bigotry, prejudice & outright racism, both subtle & blatant, displayed on a daily basis, then AND now, by the white people who surround me here. Kelley comes from South Dakota. I’ve been to South Dakota. Twice. My parents took my sister & me there to see Mt. Rushmore, the Black Hills & buffalo in the summer of 1962(after my dad retired from the Ohio State Highway Patrol & b4 his 2nd career with NCIS began. I recreated that trip with my 2 children in the summer of 1995. Although we traveled the entire state each time, spending a total of 2 weeks there, I never saw one black person in South Dakota. They say prejudice results from ignorance. Maybe that’s Kelley’s problem. But, being all too familiar with “code words”, having lived here for exactly 53 years(I arrived in Memphis on August 31st, 1972), I completely understand your meaning. Once again, thank you so much for clearing up my ignorance about your Kelley NOPE. And, on a grander scale, thank you for all of your insight, analysis & especially your humor with which you have chosen to grace this site all these years. I confess that I used to sample other Big Brother sites long ago. But, then, one day I read my first un autre nom post & I was instantly hooked. You are the reason I spend so much time on this site every summer, especially since I retired. I’m sure I’m not alone. You are by far the most witty, insightful, informative & knowledgeable poster here or anywhere else that I have ever encountered. Your humor is a godsend, especially in these dark times. Please don’t ever stop. And one more thing: MORE cartoons, please!
This set up things for Wednesday’s episode perfectly whether or not Morgan makes a foolish decision tomorrow
? So, is he really going to trick them?
This is something that really should not work for Keanu (who really is the one who should get credit if it does) but these players are just so bad . They keep on reminding me of Alice in Wonderland characters. I do envision a scenario where The Red Queen (Rachel) and Humpty (Keanu) take each other out and The Caterpillar (Will) emerges victorious
I can see that happening. It’s quite plausible. If not Will, maybe Ava.
Maybe I am not following the live feeds correctly but it sounds like Ashley is going up as a replacement nom and Kelley has had enough of Vince let downs she would vote him out!
I thought it would be fun to check the aps to see what they think of the current veto plan.
Questions:
Did some feed viewers just forget how Vince got Lauren to use the veto? They’re watching it again like it’s for the very first time.
Did some feed watchers forget that Morgan bused Vince to the Judges last week in her overshare zeal to keep Rachel off the block. This is salient to the point of what is going on within the judges concerning their votes.
Vince is a weasel that will do ANYTHING to get off the block. Allies? He doesn’t know them. The games of the people with the veto? He doesn’t care.
ALL that is important to Vince is not being on the block.
IF this falls apart he STILL won’t understand that what he did was a betrayal because Vince is as allergic to accountability as Vince is afraid of washing his hair.
If i get the reality of the situation:
Keanu lied and said he would put up Lauren if the veto was used on Vince. He plans a doublecross to put up Ashley anyway.
If that has changed… someone tell me.
You are totally correct, sir. By the way, I laughed out loud(as I often do when reading your posts)when I got to your allergic Vince analogy! Thanks again for the laughter!
By the end of the night, given the edit of the episode,
Lauren could end up on the block for real.
Just keep that in mind.
Would be quite a twist if Lauren ended up on the block and was evicted.
From your lips to Grod’s ears!
It is a could not a will because sometimes the added d/r for a hg that has been d/r invisible for 30% of all episodes will need to be re-introduced to viewers.
VInce is so delusional oh my god
I wish delusional people knew they were delusional.
Morgan leaned over to hug Vince.
I went out to the kitchen, ate a chocolate chip cookie and poured a glass of water, took a wc moment, went back to my screen.
Still hugging or new hug? He had better be choking and that better be a really bad Heimlich choke hold she’s performing for what seemed to be a good three or four minutes.
The action as i see it:
take out the superfluous. Stay on track and see what actually happened.
Mickey pushed Ava nom. Ashley bused Ava to Keanu and then cleaned it up near the end of the talk. Rachel pushed a Lauren nom but then pivoted to an Ava nom. Morgan, trying to keep 2 judges from being on the block because Vince wouldn’t have votes to stay… agreed with Ava consideration but wanted Lauren.
Keanu told Ava.
Will, knowing Ashley was renom answered Keanu with an Ashley nom.
Morgan sketched Ava by checking on her after Keanu spilled garbonzo, navy, red, pinto, Lima, kidney and mexican jiumping beans all over Ava. Now Ava and Lauren believe Morgan did push an Ava nom.
Will told Ava he named Ashley. Ava said Keanu spilled that all her friends pushed for her to go on the block. WILL DEFLECTED and denied nothing.
Will at this time hasn’t told anyone that the jig with Ava is up.
This sets up a possible drama of the swing vote.
Meanwhile Kelley is trying to privately usurp swing vote territory in an unauthorized capacity. You know. Kelley shit.
Rachel is threatening production. She refuses to be in a jury house with Keanu, Kelley or Lauren. She says production better check her contract. In case anyone is still under the illusion Rachel has the same contract as other houseguests. Thanks.
Reminder: Mickey is noped and on the block. Y’all know what I prefer. Don’t make me come over there Grod.
Loved the beans list. Although I want Mickey gone as much as you, a Morgan eviction, given that she holds the veto, would be epic! Rooting for a double so they both can,(as the Moody Blues sang), GO NOW!
Sunday night Vince…
being serenaded by Team Ants Tiny Violin Orchestra.
A 25-piece-all-violin orchestra! And they’re ALL justlittleguysdonchaknow! Another “Another Name” classic!