Kelley “I think it would be fun to go up. It would be brave to go up & I would make a little bit of a name for myself.”


11:15pm HOH room – Jimmy, Morgan and Zach
Zach – I am going to be honest with you. When Keanu was up here he was telling Vince he wants him to put you up. Jimmy – Keeping her around could help because I feel like. I feel like she’s a target for everybody and the only person who wants to target our alliance so far as Keanu and like I don’t know, I don’t trust him anymore. You know what I mean? And I would love for him to go on the block. I’m just gonna say it like I and if he was in the block, he’s going home. Morgan – Why the fuck is Keanu playing this game if he doesn’t want to talk game like even a little bit of game, like just give me a little bit of something. It’s like playing. Zach – I think he’s trying to rely on his personality. Morgan – next week is there someone that we can get to put him up in a way to keep our hands clean? Jimmy – Ashley.

Bathroom – Rylie and Lauren
Rylie – You’re safe no matter what. Between the 7 f**king people, you know that means you have seven. Everybody. Everybody likes you. We’ll talk more. Lauren – Yeah. Yeah.

Backyard – Vince, Kelley and Katherine
Kelley asks Katherine straight up who she would vote for if it was her (Kelley) and Isaiah on the block or her (Kelley) and Amy on the block. Katherine hesitates and Kelley tells her that she appreciates the hesitation because usually people answer right away. Kelley talks about how Isaiah adds a lot of fun to the house. Katherine – He adds like a lot of fun to the house, and that’s true. I’m not going to lie right now. My answer is I would probably vote if it was you and Zay. I’d probably vote Zay out over you. Kelley – you would keep me over Zay? Katherine – I would keep you over.. Kelley – OK, OK. Katherine – I’m not going to lie with how like quick things change if you never know. Kelley – That’s what I’m saying. You don’t
know until a minute. You don’t know until we’re walking down. Katherine – If things change, I’ll definitely talk things through with you. Kelley – OK and I appreciate that, because you know, I don’t want it all to just.. you know what I mean. Katherine leaves.

11:45pm Kelley and Vince. Kelley – I feel like if I take myself off and I’m here next week, when I take myself off and I’m here next week, it could look like. Wow. Kelly owes, Kelly owes Vinny big time for that and I just don’t know how the perception would be if we, if we go through with it, are we even covering an alliance at that point I don’t know what are your other options? Vince – Adrian or Jimmy? I don’t think I can do Jimmy. Kelley – No, you made a good point. Vince – if I put Jimmy up, I’m throwing my game away. If I put Adrian up, I could potentially be throwing my game away. If I put you up, I don’t ruffle any feathers. Kelley – You got the alliance that I put together for you. Vince – right, you save me. And you could also have your heroic TV moment, your heroic life on the line save your damn self type situation. Kelley – Okay well.. Vince – you feel good though? You feel fine? Kelley – I’d like to go down swinging, but I don’t think I’m going to go down you know?! But you know what could happen.. Vince – If my best friend goes home week two. I can’t compete in HOH. I go home. Kelley – pretty shitty season. If Ashley and Rachel run things.. Do you want to look at the memory wall again? Vince – no, I already know there’s three names and that’s it. That’s all I have to worry about is those three. I don’t want to rely on this stupid comp. I wish we knew what it was. Kelley – I think it would be fun to go up. I think it would be brave to go up and I think I would make a little bit of a name for myself to go up. Vince – yeah. Especially if you win. People love bold play.

11:55pm Upper Level Outside the HOH room – Rachel and Keanu
Rachel – are you trying to save Kelley? Keanu – I think that in the long term.. This is what I see. I don’t think that Amy will win very many comps.. You understand what I am saying? So in that regard she’s really one useful as a vote. Rachel – Yeah I mean, I am not getting rid of her. She’s the only other mom in the house. Keanu – are we here to be friends or are we here to win big brother? Rachel – I am not going to get rid of her. I am here to win big brother but I am not going to vote her out. Keanu – I am not asking you to. I just want you to understand that if my vote doesn’t go in Amy’s way .. you understand? Rachel – Yeah. Would you keep Kelley over me? Keanu – No I think you’re much more valuable than Kelley to me.

12:27am Rachel, Keanu and Vince.
Keanu – OK. So our little outcast alliance, whatever you want to call it. Me. You. Right. Kelly. Adrian. Ava. And I know Kelly doesn’t like Rachel, but we can tell him to get her to like Rachel. Kelly doesn’t like Rachel. Rachel. Because she thinks Rachel hates her. Rachel – Why? She doesn’t even know. She won’t even talk to me. She hasn’t even tried. Keanu – No. Yeah, but the only reason she has to try is because she. Of that beef. If its Kelley vs Zay .. we HAVE to make sure Kelley stays. Rachel – I mean I am voting out Zay. They talk about how Vince is the tie breaker and how they only need 7 votes. Vince – I’ve run through scenarios over and over and I don’t know I. Try to just think about the best thing. The only play, really. Unless I just put Jimmy on the block. He walked by me today and he said I’m going to do this later. I said, Jimmy, this photo is getting bigger. The more you talk to me. It’s going to take over the whole screen in 24 hours.. keep your f**king attitude.

12:30am – 12:53am Backyard – Morgan and Vince.
Vince – so Keanu has interesting game play. How are you feeling about him? Morgan – I think its funny that all of a sudden now he wants to play. Vince – That was the strangest conversation I’ve ever experienced in my life. And Rachel has a fantastic stone face. Morgan – No, Rachel is incredible. Keanu OK, you know, he just proposed a final three with you guys. Vince – no. I told him that Kelley was the one likely going up and he was like I could help campaign for Kelley. He wants Zay (Isaiah) out. Morgan – because he knows Zay is smart. Vince – Then he goes into this like long explanation as to who he can rally the votes for to keep Kelley over Amy to Rachel. Rachel and Amy are best friends, and Keanu was telling, trying to have a long conversation because Kelley’s his number one. Maybe not his number one, but Kelley is a number for him. Amy is not right, but Rachel will never. So Keanu needs to use deductive reasoning and realize that Rachel is never going to send Amy out of the house. And if anything, that’s going to irritate Rachel because you’re standing there counting votes against her best friend to her face. Morgan – Well, that’s an easy target for her, for Rachel. Vince – yeah. Vince floats the option of putting up Keanu – if I put up Keanu. Morgan – I wouldn’t put up Keanu if I were you, that’s more blood on your hands. Vince – If I put up Keanu and he stays that upsets a lot of people. Zach joins them. Morgan – Keanu for the “heavy hitters” is dumb. We should not take the shot in first that makes no sense. We have like no reason to. I’m pretty sure the only person he doesn’t like is Jimmy. Why would all of us do like obviously they don’t know it would kind of show our hand if anything it would just now put two alliance members at risk not just Jimmy. We have numbers for Jimmy. He’s tripping about it. And I’m like, bro, just f**king chill. Zach – Zay believes he is going to get all the guy votes and then he’s going to reel in two more girls votes. And he’s like that’s all I need. Morgan – Katherine and Lauren .. that’s my assumption. He’s smart, he’s taught half the people chess in this house. He is very f**king smart. He came second in the veto. The writing is on the wall, why are people not reading it? Zach – whatever happens on voting night, like we’re all going to be voting together. Morgan – yes exactly, that’s why we all need to sit down together. Rylie joins them. Morgan says the all need to get together. Rylie – all 7 of us? Can my part be talked about right here so that I don’t have to go up in that room? (He doesn’t want to all be seen together.) Keanu joins them and the conversation switches.. Morgan and Rylie leave.

Rachel and Morgan.
Morgan talks to Rachel about how annoyed she is that Rylie didn’t want to get together to have a conversation as an alliance. Morgan – does he not understand what an alliance is?! What do you mean? That’s frustrating. Rachel – at this point I am not going up there because I already went up there. Morgan – This is just really frustrating because I feel like what the f**k. And I’m like question mark? What the f**k? This is actually pissing me off because that’s whole point of this game. They both agree that they’re not voting out Amy. Morgan – this is stressing me out. Like I love Rylie but what the f**k is that? I don’t want to go up there?! Rachel – I don’t think he wants HOH at all. Morgan – I don’t think so either. Its best for his game if he doesn’t create enemies.

Backyard – Vince, Keano and Rylie
Vince – I just want to make sure you wouldn’t get mad at me because you’re like Kelley’s good people. Rylie – No, no, no, no, no. Not at all. At the end of the day, bro. You got your own. You got to handle your f**king own business. It don’t matter what I think. Vince – I just don’t want any, like trust broken between people that I genuinely can… You would never go up. Like, I don’t want you to see, say, Kelley’s name and all of a sudden I don’t want anything in the back of your mind. Like, damn, he could hang out with somebody that often and put her up. Rylei – No, no, no, not at all. She’s on board. Vince – I would never consider it. Yeah, she’s on board. Riley – And I promise, like, no matter what, I don’t give a f**k, dude. Take it as what it is. But like, if somebody puts me on the f**king block, I’m coming swinging, bro. You have to try like fucking hell to Get Me Out of that motherf**ker, because I’m winning, bro. Vince – Yeah. Rylie – That’s why I’m like, I’m just chilling, you know what I’m saying? Like, I don’t give a f**k what you do, like what the hell you want to do. But until my life is on the line and it my life is in jeopardy in this game, that’s whenever I need to f**king step up. And I want, you all know, like, I support whatever the fuck y’all got going on. Like, yeah, the 3 of us, the 3 of us is locked.I support whatever, whatever the hell you want to do, you know, that’s a lock. And honestly, if the season shakes out the way that. They talk about how the three of them can “fucking dominate bro”

1:15am HOH room – Jimmy, Vince and Isaiah
Jimmy – I don’t want this to come across rude but I think Amy could compete against herself and still lose. Vince – that was really f**king funny.

1:30am HOH room – Vince and Jimmy talk about how bad Keanu’s game play is. Vince brings up how Keanu brought up voting Amy out in front of Rachel. Vince – I am like why are we wasting our breath talking about this. Jimmy – I didn’t think he was as dumb as he looks but he clearly is.

1:40am Bathroom – Zach, Ashley, Amy and Rachel
They ask Zach about Lauren. Zach – She’s great. We just keep talking, I keep telling her. I literally told her. I was like, you were on, you were in this house for me, I told her ..I was like, I told her when we get out, I’m definitely.. I’m flying to Louisiana. And I was like, yeah, we’re full sending it. Rachel – That’s so cute. Oh, my God, we love it. Yeah, we’ve been wanting this. Zach – It is very casual. Ashley – I felt that Morgan had a crush on you but I felt like Lauren was more your type. Amy – yeah me too.. right away. Lauren joins them.


1:55am – 2:02am Bathroom – Keanu and Lauren
Keanu – so what’s up with you and Zach? Are you feeling him or what? Lauren – No, no, no, no, yeah, he’s cool. Keanu – that’s a lot to say, huh? Lauren – I said yeah, he’s cool. Keanu – I mean, you like hanging out with him and stuff. Lauren – Yeah. Yeah. I hang out with everyone. Keanu – And you don’t have to be super vague with me. I’m like, I’m going to go and tell him I know but you feeling him or what? Lauren – I don’t, I don’t, I don’t know. I’m just, I don’t know. Keanu – you’re so cute, man. You like get red and shit. Lauren – I don’t know. I’m just not like that. Ashley and Amy join them and talk about Lauren and Zach. Ashley – You don’t have to be attracted right now but as long as you find them attracted and he’s a friend .. it could grow, you know what I mean? Lauren – its stressing me out and it doesn’t need to be stressing me out. Keanu – I didn’t mean to stress you out. Lauren – no, no.. and you didn’t. I am still shopping..

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Gan ainm

BB 101: When someone volunteers to go on the block – VOTE THEM OUT!

ssilva872

Anyone who Pooches themself must go home!

Kelley isn’t someone I’m attached to so I hope she goes. Plus it is hilarious when HOH’s get rid of allies especially someone who is apparently their Final 2.

Daniel getting rid of Nicole on BB 24 was the karma he needed! The way he spiraled after she was evicted on that episode gave me joy lol. The fact he followed her hateful ass out the door the week after was just perfect.

Amy could also go but she is apparently so weak Idk what use it would be getting her out when it can happen any week. She will be the perpetual pawn too so better her than you.

PleaseNoMoreRachel

Amy is this year’s Victoria.

Martin Tanley

The production pet Amy needs to go and so does the production plant Rachel.

Gan ainm

Oh un autre nom, I know you said you were too busy with life or whatever to do charts but I am already lost on all the BS alliances. But I know you will eventually be unable to resist the pull of the BB Gods. I’ll wait, who needs sleep or a job or family or any assemblance of a life, somethings gotta give.
Never mind, I just saw your post on the previous page.

un autre nom

following along and listing the groups that seem to exist is a lot easier than cutcopypaste layout organize the alliances for fit and the side of house dynamic. Given everyone seems to be in multiple pairs trios and alliances and nobody is listing theirs…. it’s a cluster i can’t do right now. That and i never bothered to make a file of cast photos to use because my next commission needs to be done by friday and it’s only got 1/2 the canvas painted right now.

Felicia's Eyebrows

You’re an artist as well as the most informed and snarky BB poster? You get cooler and cooler every year.
Since I’m already fan-girling over you, now is a good time to tell you that your clever, witty and informative posts have kept me coming back to Big Brother (the show, not this spectacular site), when I’ve been ready to throw in the towel on the show for a while now.
Thanks for always keeping it entertaining un autre nom!

Rachel for AFP

Kelley is literally the female Tucker
I like it

tucjer

It’s too early for that stupidity.

The Beef

She won’t be the female Tucker until she volunteers multiple times, and then wins several comps to remove herself from the block. Only then can she make that claim, in my eyes.

Right now she just looks like a moron for volunteering to be voted out.

TrebIllis

In my opinion, it would be a shame if Zay went home. He is there by no fault of his own. The two girls are there because they screwed up. I do think that the house most likely does vote out Zay as they will view him as a threat more than the two girls.

Robert

Between Vince, Zach, Keanu, and Kelley, this House is full of idiots

un autre nom

morning / early afternoon.
Keanu woke up to a spiral and decided to ride the wave to paranoia-town. He is gathering his forces and has, by last count, an 11 person alliance. That alliance is not real for a large number of them because when Keanu leaves they all have lemonsucking face on.
So. He woke up and woke Vince up to talk game at him while Vince was still in bed.
He confronted Morgan, calling her a snake. He named Jimmy and Rachel as snakes as well.
He went to Ava, who went directly to Jimmy, getting Jimmy into the mix doing a spiral in the other direction. Ava later denies talking to Jimmy.
Jimmy goes to Zach and Zae, then goes to Rachel about popping off on Keanu at the ceremony.

WHY are Keanu and Jimmy like this? I hear it is because Jimmy didn’t hug Keanu.

Keanu is back at Morgan with Mickey. They are talking him out of hating Rachel. Now Keanu thinks his alliance isn’t real because now he is working with Morgan again… but he’s still thinking huge alliance to target 4 people calling them the snakes on the other side.

VInce is awake again because Kelley is filling VInce in on the tempers and tears of the morning.

Zach, Zae, Riley Will and Adrian seem to want a woman gone this week in order to make the numbers equal. My question… next week do they say a woman has to go as well because that’s the pattern of old. The manlliance isn’t real but the men when together seem to do a good job of pretending a manlliance is real. And Keanu joins to take charge.

Okay. Off to do some work. Cheers.

un autre nom

Taking a second for a reminder:
The HOH is called to D/R hours if not the night before the veto ceremony in order to tell production who the HOH will nominate (or to listen to the monkeys tell them what to do in a few cases last season).
This means that any Monday morning bs is likely just for our benefit, and in most cases will not have impact on the renomination at veto ceremony.
So while it’s been fun to watch all of this who shot john early in the day today, it likely has no influence on the veto ceremony.
okay. back to work, coffee break over.

Nikki

so far I am not an Ashley fan…she seems a little to self centered for me…but then aren’t all attorneys…also I am having trouble getting past Amy’s Botox lips and cheeks and fake Brazilian bedonkey donk..and why is she crying over a girl she met hours ago….little insecure.

Team Chelsie (aka Team Taylor)

Kelley — WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!

I don’t care that AI Arena is renamed BB Blockbuster and now a game staple. You. Don’t. Volunteer. Yourself. As. A. Nom!!

We could have gotten Adrian or Keanu up there, but NO!! You think you’re playing like Tucker but your game is more like “Pooch”.

un autre nom

Why i still think Ashley might be a little too much.
Who says i’m only going to be 10 minutes and then proceeds to shower for 7200 Kyles?
Keep in mind… 10 minutes is 600 Kyles.
Feeds have been down for one Ashley for the veto meeting.

The Beef

So, check my math here. 1 Kyle = 0.1 seconds?

If so, no need to explain why.

un autre nom

10 seconds is a kyle. min.10×6, hour 60×60, 2 hour 3600×2.
the spirit of the deceased butterfly pool floatie thanks you for not needing an explanation.