Week 9 BB Blockbuster Winner is Keanu
Ashley Cries.. Will Cries.
Keanu votes to evict Will
Ava votes to evict Ashley
Morgan votes to evict Will
Kelley votes to evict Ashley
Vince votes to evict Will
Will is evicted from the Big Brother house.
Ava is taking it hard.
Schedule change
Sunday no Big Brother
Wednesday two hour supersized Zingbot episode New HOH, nominations and the Veto will be won.
Thursday is double eviction a special two hour episode
8:10pm Still blocked
Week 9 Eviction Episode I’m 10 minutes behind…. SORRY.
HOH Lauren
NOMS
Morgan,Ashley, Will, KeanuVETO Morgan
Prediction Time? Thoughts from late last night.
If Rachel Elimination brings numerical parity, we are still on the T’kor part of the comparison. Could Will be a T’kor type? not the backstabber backstabbed, but the social houseguest but social as in house likeable not social as in social game ? Mayyybe. I feel Will goes. That’s not much of a prediction, because it’s pretty much a no brainer. Rope comp. If Keanu can get under the bar he smokes them. Ashley is a prodopet, Keanu is a gatekeeper Prodopet, Will tried to quit – got a game gifted to him so he wouldn’t. It’s time.
Recap:
18 days left.
Rachel eliminated. Lauren HOH, Morgan scorned woman, Morgan wins Veto. Keanu renom. Rachel interviewed. so this will be 45 minutes of show and 15 of post show interviews.
Section One Post Veto Ceremony
Vince has sisterwife problems.
Keanu house target for evah. 2 Judges on the block.
Keanu huge competitive threat.
Success for Lauren because she isn’t working with Judges and Keanu is a threat.
Ashley is every one for themselves.
Will looks at numbers. Next to Ashley he’s conflicted. He doesn’t campaign despite d/r.
Keanu feels entitled Vince says. Kettle this is pot. Wifey Nagini ditto.
Lauren says no matter who she’s successful HOH. Not really but theoretically okay… uh.
Morgan is mad at Lauren attached to VInce. Ashley stirring the Morgan pot. She’s bunnyboiler for Vince. She would NEVER work with Lauren. Waaaaah again.
Morgan and Vince to my knowledge DO NOT HAVE AN OFFICIAL FINAL 2.
Keanu and Lauren. She’s going to cry but can’t look at him. Keanu wanted Vince on the block instead. Keanu was entitled. Keanu is going to win every comp for the rest of the game and go after everyone that wronged him. Keanu… you seriously considered Lauren and Rachel as renom… and you only started working with Lauren during your HOH for numbers.
FORESHADOW: Keanu wins. 2 mentions of Wil v Ashley 2 mentions Keanu will win including gotcha spot before commercial.
Section Two Rachel… and then Campaigning. 15 minute mark.
Crazy night. Rachel thought everyone would listen to her (follow orders). Ten minutes… and Rachel took 6 minutes during Ava’s deliberation. Rachel wishes she had approached Ava differently, and built relationship. Morgan had the power. Rachel considered the other Judges first, but wanted most time. Rachel likes Keanu’s journey. So three minutes of Rachel interview is Keanu talk. oh. Not nominated and not voted out. Rachel’s cover for bbcomics still looks… off.
Fluff interview. With so much spent talking Keanu game during Rachel interview, further notice that Keanu will win Blockbuster. Otherwise why? the edit aside, that was too much Keanu Rachel for him to be hitting jury. Secondary foreshadow.
Campaigning.
Keanu and Ashley. Gathering votes against Will. Will gets carried. Keanu still pushing Lauren will win. Maybe team up? Keanu says her HOH’s will be duds if Will goes after Adrian went. Ashley says Keanu and Rachel are similar. both shields.
Morgan still pissed that he talked to Lauren. sisterwife problems. waah, you talk to another woman. How many times has Morgan wanted to target Lauren since week 2.
Vince says his sisterwives are his only priorities. As long as both keep him safe not his problem. Hey, now that Ashley is her other priority… does she have to prove HER devotion by geting rid of Ashley? NO? oh.
Keanu and Morgan talk both mad at Lauren. Morgan just wants Vince to herself…. Keanu could help. But then Keanu is attached to Vince so whatcha gonna do then Nagini?
Setting up new pairings for Ashley prodopet and Keanu gatekeeper prodopet. Yeah Keanu wins Blockbuster. Including newish edit pairings with storyline focuses Morgan and Vince. Keanu was pissed at Morgan last night for being 50/50.
Section Three: Blockbuster KEY TO SAFETY 30 minute mark
Keanu wins Like an episode of foreshadows already told you.
Section Four: Eviction 40 minute mark
Keanu announced lots of hugs centered on Will. Like designated camera on Will.
Ashley crying. keep me.
Will shoutout. tears. I dunno. If i leave its cus i’m loveable. shoutout wife.
Evict Will
Keanu, Morgan, Vince.
Evict Ashley
Ava, Kelley
Vote of 3-2 Will is evicted.
No surprise. VInce calling out veterans and his gf. He knows he’s not liked.
Ava bawling. Morgan trying to make it about her. Ava bawls more.
Lauren knows Vince screwed her yet again. ANOTHER FRICKEN CHEATMANCE HUG.
JUROR 2 EXIT INTERVIEW
Will found out he was leaving today he says. 2 days ago. damn kids. great kids. Will mentored? He napped. Betrayed? no everyone was forthright. Morgan and Vince tried to get his jury vote. Vince Ashley, Ava, Morgan.
Will wants Ava to win for being a great person. Vince will likely win, he WANTS Ava to win.
SPECIAL PROGRAMMING NOTES
WEDNESDAY 2 HOUR. NO SUNDAY. ZINGBOT. THURSDAY DOUBLE EVICTION 2 HOUR EPISODE. Mastermind? Meh.
Keanu another day at office.
Morgan upset that Ava was pissed about Will leaving… she was taking Morgan’s moment from Morgan????
DOUBLE. LAST SEASON WAS LEAH then ANGELA. We are still at parity for numbers now that special elimination took out stuntcast Rachel. Told you i wasn’t sure what T’kor’s role was. After washing my brushes at 4am, it occurred to me house social but not game social. That screams Will. would have also applied to Ava?
Julie’s questions to Rachel were literally designed to take blame off of Production. Some of those questions were terrible and I credit Rachel’s professionalism for her getting through it. The way Keanu was swinging at the beginning most people had the feeling that he was going to win the Blockbuster at that point. I do feel sorry for Will but at least Will and Rachel get to relax for a week
I confess that Rachel did quite well in the exit interview, I expected much less from her. Her attire is, well Rachel, less is more. It isn’t suppose to be look at me look at me look at me (just my opinion, can’t help thinking that).
Vinny and Morgan are becoming more & more unlikable. Any chance of Vinny wearing a different hat, or no hat at all. I’m thoroughly tired of seeing the same old tiresome Vinny (who’s shout-out I love you to his GF).
Did Rachel sound bitter? She had every opportunity.
I’m wondering how they are going to get everything in with a double eviction next Thursday? They’ll have to start with a blockbuster, then vote, HOH, veto, a veto meeting, another blockbuster, and another vote. Am I missing anything? That’s 4 comps in one hour when a normal double only has 2.
I’m sure they’ll get it in, but it’ll be rushed, with some short comps, for sure.
Schedule change
Sunday no Big Brother
Wednesday two hour supersized Zingbot episode New HOH, nominations and the Veto will be won.
Thursday is double eviction a special two hour episode
Hopefully next week there is no blockbuster.
We’ve done doubles in an hour long episode before. I’ve recapped them with times for each section. For a one hour double the first eviction is over by the 15-18 mark commercial break to 20-24. HOH won by 30. two minutes on screen strategy followed by either next commercial block or noms then commercial block. by return from commercial block at 33- 37 mark. veto is over by 43, including ceremony. commercial block to 48, return for eviction vote. houseguest evicted by 53. Then julie talks.
They are doing a double in 2 hours. They have plenty of time.
I missed the part where it was a 2 hour show. They should have plenty of time with 120 minutes to work with.
Maybe no more Blockbuster now
What if they play a REAL safety chain comp? They could determine top position earlier in the day if that was the comp with the last two standing going OTB & then play POV. Either that or perhaps a quick T or F to determine the top of the chain.
Yeah, that would work too, but you’re assuming this cast can figure out the strategy involved in a safety chain comp TTO! Who knows what chaos might transpire with this group if they tried that? 😉
If you don’t mind, can you give a definition/example of prodopet and gatekeeper prodopet? I love reading your analysis each time, but I want to make sure my assumptions of those terms align with your thinking. Thanks!
SOME SHORTHAND DEFINITIONS OF MY TERMINOLOGY
Stuntcast: someone that is a return / reality tv career personlity. ie Rachel
Prodoplant: a person that is placed into the house with a different contract in order to be a divisive or chaotic figure for creation of drama. ie bb26 Angela.
Prodopet: someone playing the production game more than the actual game. They are edited better, they play up for the edit not for game look for camtalking on a schedule look for oddities when they are a have not. ie Ashley
Gatekeeper Prodopet: The trojan horse that keeps game attention off of the prodopet, prodoplant or stuntcast. They are almost the same as a regular prodopet except they have the additional role of being the perpetual compbeast target that deflects attention from the others as far as game goes.
Golden edit: when d/r and editing of the episodes for a houseguest is way better than the feeds reality of behavior or situation.
Gold Teflon edit: when the d/r / episode edit is SOOO much better than behavior or situation that it is ridiculous.
Voice of the season: someone that gets ridiculous amount of entertainment not game based d/r or gets so much d/r that it seems the entire season is ‘as seen through the eyes of’ that houseguest. ie 25 Jag
Trojan horse voice of season: the early season high d/r per capita houseguest that we think could be season narrator, with huge content for the first few weeks to increase the drama when they are suddenly evicted. ie Jimmy
Season Focus: 2 houseguests that get an inordinate amount of the storyline in a season based strictly on their game. If you watch early season feeds you quicky narrow down who the focals are. The feeds practically follow them around in first 2 weeks of feeds. EVERYTHING on feeds seems to be about these 2 people, sometimes allies, sometimes nemeses depending on season type.
Thank you SO MUCH! You definitely went above and beyond explaining & it makes sense now.
Keanu resembles the singer from the music duo Milli Vanilli
I just said the same to my wife
The lip synchers you mean? The actual singers weren’t considered telegenic enough in the age of music videos to fit the image the executives were trying to project. The main real singers? One looked too old and was bald, the other was too chunky.
But Keanu is Cuban is he not?
I love Keanu.
Will’s eviction was a mercy vote. BB Comics messed up his knee. Loved him in the house. Thank you for your service to our country!
Top targets still Vince, Bambi, and M&Ms Girl.
Can someone explain why he thinks he would have won the $750,000. for doing absolutely and completely nothing during his entire stay in the BB house. Since when does that qualify a player to actually win it all for sitting around and laying around 100% of the time.
Oh shoot, I liked Will. Never been fond of Keanu, but I know he’s popular
“we had to vote out will because anyone sitting next to him goes home.”
ashley stays.
it’s mostly a six to one half a dozen to another situation as ashley’s worthless in comps too, but will’s performance in the blockbuster (which admittedly the houseguests didn’t see) was exactly why the houseguests should want to keep him. he’s winning nothing. why not try to keep the easiest competitors available left?
Keanu doesn’t want easy wins. Morgan wants Ash bc she sees her as an active ally vs Will, who doesn’t play the game. Hard to be a good ally at jury stage if you don’t actually engage in strategy. And Vinny had to vote with Morgan and screw Lauren over once again.
Did Lauren want Ashley to go versus Will? If so, I’m not sure why she expected anything other than betrayal from Vince. She will still forgive him & trust him anyways.
People get mad when you say Lauren is dumb, but she just keeps repeating the same mistake (trusting Vince), and this is the fourth time now that he has screwed her over, by either voting opposite of what she wants, or misleading her as to what will happen if she does something (use the veto on him). How many times do you have to be outright LIED to before you know that someone is a LIAR?
Everyone likes Will and not everyone likes Ashley. Will being a nice guy is an easy vote if you don’t like the other person un final 2. Ashley is not popular in the house in comparison. Neither can compete so they fell back onto who was the better social game.
Finally!!!! I have been waiting for Zingbot to come and he is coming to the houseguests Saturday for Veto
Zingbot is going to have to make tequila shots out of wallpaper paste with this crowd.
Considering how bad Zingbot has been for 2 years now… don’t expect much.
We will know once how good or bad based on Vince’s Zing because there’s so many good ones that can be done whether about the relationship or his whining
the most disappointing thing about will’s eviction is not getting a zing for him. i imagine he’d be a better target than ashley.
He should be an easy night…Hey Vinnie with 2 more women on your hip, which do you go live with now that you have been evicted….from your home. ZING
My man Keanu came through like a champ. Now just need him to win HOH and put up Lauren, Morgan and Vin Weasel up. He has to target them before double eviction no matter what. He is going on the block matter what but atleast he can play veto.
He has to break up that fatal attraction, bunny boiling, indecisive Big Brother Southern moron and natural born poon tang girlie boy for once. Team Keanu.
Love, Diviasee.
P.S. You could smell the salty sea air when the house guests found out he won. I soaked up the tears and made margaritas.
It was literally “crickets” when Julie announced Keanu had won.
Yeah, well, too freekin’ bad for all of ’em. Crickets ? Just gives Keanu more incentive going forward.
If Keanu doesn’t finally realize sometimes silence speaks louder than words.
Let’s go Keanu!! Vince loves and misses his gf… as he kisses Morgan’s hands in the hammock
It looked less like kissing and more like he was just rubbing his food-filled moustache across her paw repeatedly, like a dog begging for attention.
Vince is a POS.
We still have the pound cats & dogs on the live feed = so I guess they are playing the HOH comp now. I hope Keanu wins!! If so, maybe he can make some “deals” with people who promise not to put him up next week if he keeps them off the block this week (since it’s gonna be a double eviction, he might be getting 2 for the price of 1 on that deal). Might not work if people lie, but that’s his best shot at getting closer to the final 3.
Feeds don’t usually come back until after the show airs PST.
Did anyone else notice the awkward silence from the studio audience when Will praised Ava during his interview with Julie? Them even more awkwardness when he said that Vinny will win the game. Yikes. They’re all going to be surprised at how wrong their takes on their fellow HGs were.
One last thing…. could it BE anymore obvious that Ava is trying to redeem herself in America’s eyes by wailing and carrying on like a ninny over Will’s departure? She’s such a phony puke.
So phony. I was really rooting for her previously….but her TRUE self has been shown. I hope her and Vince go home penniless.
I thought Ashley’s tears before the vote were fake.
I actually heard a “ gasp” from the audience when Will said Ava’s name lol…. Hopefully he catches on that she’s not well liked
Sorry Vinny, Keanu lives to see another day. I’m guessing Rachel won’t be happy it’s not Keanu too.
Poetic justice if Keanu wins HOH (bye bye Lauren).
please, Please, PLEASE = bye bye Morgan! == Let her go drive Rachel crazy with the nonstop monologue trying to convince the big R who to vote for!
Kelly ,Lauren,Ava need to gtfo…..I could deal with a Keanu,Ashley, Vince,Morgan F4
So, Keanu fortunately saves himself and lives to see another week and keep things interesting for fans. Boring Will gets the boot and useless Ashley gets to stay to do…what exactly? Maybe work with Keanu?? Ava is left in tears and has to repeatedly tell herself “I’m OK, I’m OK” in an effort to get it together. Morgan reaches Stage 5 Clinger status as she clutches onto Vinny in a prolonged hug after Will gets grayed out. Will tells Julie he wants Ava to win because she’s a “good person” but then admits Vinny will likely win since he’s Vinny The Lip. Oh, and Rachel Reilly, now an official two-time loser of Big Brother, was released from jury duty to talk a bunch of BS and be totally fake with Julie while Julie stoked her ego to absurd levels. At least this coming week will bring Zingbot and a double eviction. Feel bad for Will now that he has to spend a week alone with Rachel. Hope he has mute and fast forward buttons at the jury house.
Remember when BBcomics had an element of a houseguests game play in the design?
Now it’s just…. here’s the person from their promo photo in practically the same clothes or a punishment costume. There is no oomph anymore. There is no shock or zing that they would go there with the houseguest.
Remember when Zingbot would go there too?
I heavily doubt it for this season. These bunch of self absorbed asshats couldn’t take critique well because none of them actually owns their game or their behavior.
Zingbot better GIVE IT TO Vorgan. I can’t wait.
LOL Vorgan!!!
If they make it that far, it’d be nice to see Vince as HOH have to break a tie to evict either Morgan or Lauren to their face.
If Vince was HOH Morgan and Lauren would not be on the block.
Wait for final 3?
Lauren should not have thrown her veto. Keep noms the same, as the odds of Keanu winning BB were high. If she were going to use it to backdoor Keanu, she’d be better off taking Will down.
But backdoor with Keanu was too risky against, at best, Morgan. She could have had a decent shot but Keanu was ninja. And the house had no idea what the comp was, anyway, in terms of setting up scenarios.
Ashley would stay over Morgan.
Will would stay over Morgan.
But, Morgan by far the best odds of winning BB.
She needed M&Ms but she’s too scared to think of options.
I don’t put her down, I feel for her. I understand the freeze response of debilitating social anxiety, although I was not passive minded. But it manifests in different ways for each person.
It sucks to know you’re really smart and have people think you’re stupid on casual observation bc you’re being so bumbling. I got 100 in my geometry classes and was recruited to be a tutor, but when I had to go up to the board to explain a problem, one of the class dummies mumbled ‘stupid’ under his breath as I talked to the chalkboard and stumbled on my words.
Pretty sure that doltz has been breathing toxic garbage fumes for the past 40 yrs while I’ve built a professional career and quite charming too when I feel like it, lol. But don’t cross me, I’ll be your worst enemy.
Side bar.
I know it’s a show and she chose to go on it, but she doesn’t deserve the name calling insults.
She needs some risperidone or haloperidol.
Lauren’s HOH finally flopped lmao
Now let’s keep our fingers crossed for a Keanu win and the polygamy couple on the block
Polygamy couple lol I wonder if Vince’s gf rolled her eyes as much as I did when he said he loved her in his short out. I think Morgan is beyond codependency.
Vinny my boy:
Love is a behavior not a proclamation.
I’m actually happy Will is out! Too many bitter juries would have voted for him as winner because they don’t want to vote for certain people.
Anyone else find it strange that the LIP waited 60 days to shout out to his…EX GIRLFRIEND….LOL
I think I heard the studio audience snicker when he did it as well lol
It is because Kelley told Vince within the last 24 hours that Ashley was calling them a showmance and everyone was talking about how the two of them look too mancy.
He acted shocked and deflected to Kelley. He then whined about it to Lauren.
Meanwhile Morgan is asking what his real life friends think of her, and calls the bed our bed.
Proof enough Vinny is clueles about everything. He thinks constantly canoodling with Morgan is nothing ?
We all know what’s about to happen for the week leading into the double right?
I mean…. If we look at it as a reality entertainment program instead of a gameshow, we know what they are foreshadowing on feeds as situational set up. And i’ve barely been watching feeds, but just the episodes are telling me what they are going to do.
Shakes head. I’ll stay up to see if I’m correct, but I don’t have much interest in feeds until post veto.
yup. The episodes foreshadow does not lie. Everything is irrelevant until veto winner is announced.
Morgan acts like a jealous girlfriend…Hey Morgan, Vinnie is Not your boyfriend! So creepy.
Morgan acts like a jealous WIFE!
Wow I am happy I got my wish of Will being evicted. Now hopefully one, or ideally two, of Kelley/Ava/Lauren go this next week!
Keanu/Morgan/Vince/Ashley are a much better final four than Lauren/Kelley/Ava/Will would have been!
I swear you guys need to listen…we have to change Vinnies name from Vinnie the Lip to Vinnie the pimp..he now has Ava saying I’m so glad your here that’s why I chose you first….Are you F%$#*?@ kidding me
Vinny the pimp works nicely.
Maybe it’s the stache that women just find irresistible or the lack of spine?
Keanu wins HOH
Morgan Ashley Lauren
Have A Seat Ladies
Morgan Wins POV
Morgan Takes Herself Off The Block
Keanu Then Tells Vince Have A Seat
Lauren Wins Blockbuster
Vince IS Dead Stache Walking
Eviction #1
Vince Sent To Jury
This would be great!
Road To Eviction #2
Ava Wins HOH
Lauren Morgan Ashley
Have A Seat Ladies
Keanu Wins POV
POV Not Used
Lauren Wins Blockbuster
Eviction #2
Morgan Is Evicted To Jury
Final 4
Keanu
Lauren
Ava
Ashley
Final 3
Keanu
Lauren
Ava
Another good scenario!
Dang the worst possible HOH
He will go in the double now.
Ding Dong the witch is dead for sure after being interviewed by JC