Big Brother 13 Spoilers: Porsche and Kalia are up on the block

5:17pm HOh Rachel and Jeff They are going over what the POV comp is going to be like. Jordan joins them, says that Kalia thinks that Dani will win POV and save her.

Rachel points out that there are 7 people competing in the comp which is good odds. Jordan states the obvious Kalia, Porsche and Dani will all be fighting for the POV. Rachel wonders if Dani will use the POV. Jeff says he’s talked to Dani and he told her he would like the keep the nominations the same. rachel thinks she’ll use it. Jordan: “It doesn’t matter we have the numbers” Rachel asks them if Dani takes off Kalia who will they put up. Jeff says it won’t matter Dani and Kalia only have 2 votes JJSAR have the numbers.

Rachel tells them they have to really be worried because the HOh after this next one is Double eviction week. (Ohh they’re in for a surprise.. my biggest gripe about BB right now is how well all these players know it and how they spend so much time predicting comps.. cmon CBS make up some new shit)

Rachel goes on to explain double evcition week to JJ (this is the 5th time someone has explained it to them. Rachelx2 Brendonx2 and Danix1)

Rachel brings up how awesome Porsche is at physical comps, Rachel is really surprised that POrsche is doing so well because she doesn’t look like she would.
Rachel: “Brendon is going to love this week”.. (Rachel is BFF with JJ right now)



5:30pm Kitchen DPSA Adam is asking where Rachel is. Dani: “Umm upstairs again” Adam: “she’s always up there now”

Adam goes to get a back of smokes, he plans to give them to Jeff with a Big J on it. (LOL Adam sucks)
Cut to the HOH room Adam gives Jeff the smokes says this is a gift for not putting me up…

While Adam is up in the HOH Shelly tells Dani if she has to do shit like that to win this game than count her out (Says BB13 biggest ass kisser) Dani agrees thinks it’s a bit lame.

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5:35pm Adam and Jeff smoking

Adam takes Jeff’s pants down attached his lips to Jeff’s left cheek (Can’t choose the right on because Shelly is there) Adam goes on and on about how up front and honest Jeff is and how classy Jeff is. Adam really liked Jeff’s Speech thought by not saying too much he actually said more. Adam: “This is why I wanted to roll with you week 2 because your straight up and honest” Adam brings up that Dick and BRendon talked to him and wanted to him to play their game but Adam will not play that type of Big Brother game. Adam adds that he was a bit surprised that JEff never put Dani up. Jeff brushes it aside tells Adam not to worry Jeff know what is going on.
Adam: “i wonder why Canada doesn’t have it’s own Big BRother”
Jeff: “Yeah I know.. A lot of Canadians like this show.. A LOT”



5:45pm Hammock JJ Jeff is saying there’s no way Dani is going to throw the veto. Jordan agrees says Dani knows that

Jordan brings up how Shelly is saying she wants to put Adam up when they get to final 4 because she can’t beat him in questions.
Jeff: “Dude I want me you shelly final 3”

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Jordan starts talking about how if they get rid of Dani this week they should try and bring Porsche in. Jordan also thinks they need evict Kalia if the nominations stay the same because Porsche and Shelly hate each other so it keeps the attention off JJ. Jeff agrees..


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Naids

Does Kalia also remind you of a Star Jones wannabe?

Nancy

Yes she does! But I dont care for star Jones either.

Cabbie413

No – Kahlia is not nearly as smart as Star Jones.

Naids

I wonder if Dani can convince Prosche and Kalia to throw the pov. It is worth a chance. I bet if she offers Kalia some carpet munching it will work

DR

LoL! That could be the right bait needed to persuade K …. or P for that matter.

Mr. Reality Check

This just in….Adam just helped Jeff wiggle his d*ck in the HOH restroom….Asked him if Jeff can autograph his hand where he dripped! Now his chewing his steak for him and checking his bowls of soups for poison.

Mindy

Eehw.. common’ what da hell is Jeffy & Adam up to… , crappy guys.

Naids

Just wait until Showtime is done for the night….havenots gone wild!

Naids

I think Shelly only has alliances with Kalia, Rachel’s stuffed animal, the cleaning supplies, and her cigs.

Sandy77

Naids says:

I think Shelly only has alliances with Kalia, Rachel’s stuffed animal, the cleaning supplies, and her cigs.

LOL!!! (Naids ) I Love it so true!!!

DR

Hahaha! Minus K and I think you have something there!

Stephie

You keep repeating posts in different topics.

DR

Stephie, Who are you talking about??

Stephie

Naids

Day Yum Yum

And he wonders why nobody wants to reply to him? He is a jerk in every sense of the word. Just ignore him like the rest of us do!

Naids

I just hope it is a punishment pov like when Jensa had to give up too much to stay in the game. I want to see Kalia and Porsche give up everything to stay in the game, and then talk about how Rachel would give up her first born. I hope Kalia is on permanent slop. That is good TV, Kalia not eating.

Sandy77

Deb! I agree with you 100%

phill

It has happened in past seasons. Brendon got to put 3people on slop last season. I think it was Matt, Regan and Britt.

Mom2AZ

I thought it was Jordan, who put them on slop last year

Rooffuss

Brendon put them on slop after he won the big rope hoh comp. It was another time when Jordan drew names out of a hat because she didn’t want to piss people off.

Rooffuss

Sorry, it was a different season when Jordan drew names or straws or whatever it was.

Rockstar

Jeff is trying to talk sweet about the Canadians. He won’t win me over

Amanda

He got me, won me over. lol, my four year old loves Rachel. Must be her clown-like appearance..

astrid

it might also be her laugh (believe it or not) or that she resembles someone your daughter likes, like a teacher or relative…but i heard that children tend to look at adults’ faces and get a sense if they can trust the person or if that person is nice — so Rachel might have that kind of face — and I could see that over the other women in the house…then again, she might also remind her of a barbie doll come to life or something

kathie from canada

Now that’s the Rockstar we know and love!!! I thought you were slipping away to the dark side a couple of days ago 😉

Rockstar

Kathie – I lost my mind for a few minutes. I couldn’t figure out how to comment, Dani made a dumb mistake, I was out of cookies and was craving chicken.. hahaha true story.

electra

Nah, she’s flirting with going to the light.

DR

Hahaha’ it’ll take a hell of alot more than some sweet talk’n from Jeff to do it for me. Maybe from Dani however?!!

Nancy

Why! I think he means what he says. No ones perfect.

Naids

Is classy the new buzz word or something?

Anonymous

Naids says:
August 19, 2011 at 5:52 pm
Is classy the new buzz word or something?

New drinking game!
CLASSY

:DRINK:

Rockstar

you can’t have class unless you add a bit of ass.

MRKnowItAll

can they backdoor shelly already, she is so fake, even her daughter said she needs to stop the lies, now what does that tell ya????

Nancy

Come on! You cant get through this game without lieing. Its how u carry yourself doing it.And if it bothers you.

mike.b

I am all for lying in the bb house, i mean you wont be able to win otherwise. However, the lady continued to lie in the dr..that’s a whole new level of lying, that’s just crazy. Nd she cried too. I wonder if she didn’t think we would see the footage of her lying.

Nancy

Yeah if she remembered what she said. She seems like a real lady.I guessing she might really think she didnt say anything. Thats what happens when u lie alot.

Naids

Why oh why would they bring Shelly to final 3 over Rachel? Don’t they realize that nobody would vote for Rachel except Brendon? Shelly is a straight shooter who all of the house guests like?

jb

Agreed. I think Shelly is in the best position to win.

Nancy

Because cry baby Rachel my luck up and win. And I would puke if she won! Dont give her the chance!

Mad Hatter

Dream scenario would be…

1. Danielle wins POV…
2. Danielle takes off Kalia
3. On Thursday Kalia/Dani wins HOH takes out Jeff OR Rachel (Double Eviction)
4. Then the other half of Dani/Kalia wins the other HOH later that night!

That would be awesome!

jb

I agree. I still feel like the only one who likes Kalia. I think she’s hilarious. I’m so over bland JJ. Hoping Rachel gets the boot on double eviction night.

isosasi

I was a JJ fan during their season, but enough is enough. Go team Dani!!!!!

Captainwedgiearchnemesis

Don’t think so. Jeff will never back down. Go Team JJ.

Captainwedgiearchnemesis

I don’t. Dani will leave as a 2nd Jury and Kaila will follow as 3rd Jury. Rachel win HOH Fast Forward and Jeff win the POV third time. Jeff will be HOH 2nd time.

Boring

That would be great let’s pray no jordon or jeff i’n final

Anonymous

I love that scenario!

DR

If we could just channel your thoughts here to the powers that be …..ahhhhh!
Team Dani all the way (ATW)!!

caleb89

I agree, but Kalia doesn’t have it in her to win, not hungry enough, no pun intended.
Porsche is todays version of the Buffalo Bills( 4 Super Bowls and 0 wins) and just like them, she too can chant “WE’RE #2, WE’RE #2, I’m #2. She can’t get over the hump. Bye-Bye Kalia…But I do hope your scenario pans out…TEAM DANI gotta get some love from the BB Gods.

Nancy

No Way! 1.Rachel,Jordan,Jeff,Shelly,Adam gets pov. 2. Takes off either one. 3.Puts up Dani.Sends her packing. And Shelly or Jordan wins Hoh.

Name

I would throw up

sheri

NO that would be a horrible scenario. Do not mind Dani so much but cannot stand crybaby Kalia. She needs to go home and hope Dani does not win POV so that it will definitely happen. Would love to see Jeff/Jordan/Dani team up together. Now that would be a great. Those three could run the house and whoever wins wins.

scoot9090

worst scenario would be…

1. dani get backdoored
2. rachel wins double eviction put jj up, jeff gets evicted
3. asj,pk play next hoh, rachel gets evicted
4. adam,shelly jordan, porshe, kalia left in house
5. cancel subscription to feeds, and wait for next yr

Name

lol that would be a spineless jellyfish final 5. Production would not let that happen

JuJu

i dream of the same thing. team dani/kalia! Everyone else in the house bores me to tears.

Boring

Looks like game over jordon wins another 500k boring I hope next yeAr is better no regress please

bbgeniusman

its a bad week for team dani…hopefully she wins the pov and uses it to take porsche off because kalia is ass and they will put up rachel and maybe dani can get shelly to vote kalia over rachel. then in double eviction she will win because she’ll be going against jordan adam and shelly who are the biggest floaters in the game and they will not win. she will then get rid of jeff or jordan and then they will most likely have the numbers…i know i know its wishful thinking but still

Team Dani yo!!!

Megan

yea i have to agree…like with this weeks HOH comp. its been done already so BB come up with some new shit. Also adam you suck. Such a kiss ass omg just like ronnie was to jesse on bb11. and im liking jeff and jordans thinking. If the noms stay the same they want to get kalia out. Shit be my guest. Maybe jeff will be next out the door along with kalia 🙂

alas

Jeff if Dani wins POV yoiu are screwed. Dani is smart enough to know that your real plan is to backdoor her. Then she will save Kalia and your so called alliance JJSAR will go in turmoil and vote out one of their own members. So Dani, Kalia, and Porsche will be gunning for you and Jordan. At the end your decision is too risky and could be your final stupid move to leave the game next

Name

You’re right he should have put Dani up right away. It’d be awesome if it goes down like that.

Day Yum Yum

No, he should not have put Dani up. Backdooring her is the safer way to go!

R.J

Naids do you have an auto-post button on your computer, mine must be too old cause i cant find it

Stephie

Lol thank you for this

Name

how do you know she’s just not a young girl?

Team Dani = NOT

Goooooooooooooooooooooo, JJRSA…but I will be surprise if they get Dani out this week!

Tori

Between Kalia or Porsche I would take Porsche.

Anonymous

I agree Porche is way better in the comps and she is not in love with JJ. She would put them up in a heartbeat. Also, there is a possibility that if Jeff had to put up either Rachel or Shelly. They would vote with DK because they hate each other so much. I think Rachel would definitely vote out Shelly. Especially if Dani emphasized how JJ would not vote for Brendon.

mel

I hope dani wins the pov!

BB4ME

Porsche and Kalia up, big deal. No surprise there. What I want to know is why is Jordan so anti-Kalia? Kalia cost herself this game at trying to be friends with Jordan. I see how Kalia can be annoying in general to the rest of the house, but what has she done to Jordan?

I hope Rachel ends up being a replacemen nominee. Just to see her freak out some more.

DR

Ya, sweet little Jordon from BB11 is not quite as sweet as he use to be. Someone’s clearly not get’n ANYTHING! 😉

Name

I think all the sweetness melted away with all the fat she lost

DR

Hahahahaha! Good one!

deathtobrenchel

I wonder that too Adam.

CTV should pick up a Canadian Big Brother. It would kill in ratings.
And I would be the FIRST to apply. Alas all we can muster are talent shows. Because they’re just aren;t enough right?

R.J

Im team JJ and although the deck is stacked against Dani as far as numbers go in the POV comp, i think she will pull it off. But, if anyone besides Dani wins she will be hanging with Brenda in the jury house.

Angela

I am a canadian and have often thought why we didnt have a BB Canada. Maybe in time we will. We just got our own Top Chef Canada so you just never know. I will just have to enjoy watching BB along side my American neighbours…..even if they do spell words funny….HA HA….J/K

Addicted2BB

Or at least let Canadians play in the US BB.

Name

I was thinking that. It’s got to be because it would be too complicated, like contestnts would have to get work permits or shit like that, I don’t know.

R Daddy

Hey Naids, it’s great your a fan and all but Wow, it seems like every other comment comes from you. You’ve gotta have some other interests. JJ rock! Hope D or K goes home this week!

And to all you Jeff haters out there, it’s obvious to me that he really cares for J and would do anything for her. Who cares that they don’t make out in this house. It shows class and that they are comfortable enough with each other to keep it behind closed doors.
K comment about, you shouldn’t use the word “blackies” when talking about J slippers was rediculus! Get over yourself you piece of sh$t.

haydenfan

Amen to all of it, and most of all the JJ making out part. I don’t know how they completely avoid physical contact for so long (by this I mean how they avoid kissing & snuggling – not how they avoid sex on cam!), but I think it’s commendable. He does call her “love” which I think is cute.

Mico

I don’t think he would do anything for her. He would not give her the money. She on the other hand would gladly give him the money.

Naids

I don’t have any other hobbies. 🙁

Day Yum Yum

Obvi! You are also very shallow since your comments are all the same repetetive garbage!

tdiggy

I can’t understand why people don’t get jj’s relationship and always say jeff is so mean. Its so very clear he cares about her. I think people take jeffs sarcasim the wrong way and don’t understand his sense of humor. JJ make a great couple and as you said it shows class that they are not having sex on camerra or making out all the time.

Miss

I wish they had a Canadian BB I would so love to b on it!!! And I wouldn’t be a floater(drink)! Lol!!!

Tori

On double evictions do both houseguests arrive in the jury the same week.

Chessie_K

yes they do. right behind each other. they may be in the same limo this time

Tito

Anybody see any scenario where dani will be evicted?

Anonymous

Doesn’t dani have a veto

Cabbie413

i lost all respect for adam weeks ago

Anonymous

I would love to see Shelly and Rachel go in the double eviction. I think she (Shelly) would kill herself if she had to be in the jury house alone with BR. That would be so funny. Also, Kalia has surpassed Marcelus and even Jeff (for believing natalies bullshit story about russell) and is now the dumbest person to have ever played big brother. Before she came along, hands down Jeff and Marcellus imo made the dumbest game moves ever.

Go Chill town!!

deebee

I think b and s would get along in the jury, they seem to have nice time in the am when all the other hampsters are sleeping. Plus the pressure of winning would be off.

ILL WILL

Adam: “This is why I wanted to roll with you week 2 because your straight up and honest”

Words only a floater would say.

DR

Floater and major ass kisser. How true.

Tito

If jeff can’t get dani out this week they will seriously be so screwed dani is just too good of a player and too good at comps

phill

Jordan wasn’t on last season, she was BB11.

phill

If she doesn’t win POV it’s very likely she’ll get evicted. Anyone else wins the noms will get changed and Dani will get backdoored and JJ have the votes to send her to Jury. In fact her winning veto is the only way I see her NOT going home.

Rockstar

You know there are Jeff Lovers around when the poll states Jeff isn’t a floater. Up until yesterday he had not done anything only bossed women around. Come on people wake up and smell the douche. You use it, sniff out your own.

Olivia

Exactly!

Michelle

Jeff… ugh! I hope he goes to the jury house next week.

Nancy

You must be one of those who loves the evil people!

Day Yum Yum

I would rather watch team JJ anyday than put up with those 3 bitches DKP, who make up the “witches coven!”

haydenfan

rockstar….but you know (admit it!) that Natalie was the all time biggest floater and you loved her, lol. I would love Jeff even if he were a floater but I don’t think he is, because he doesn’t follow the power and because he tries in comps – wins when it’s his time to win and throws it when he needs to get the heat off his back. 🙂 this week is going to be the most interesting week for sure, hands down! “Literally” lol

Rockstar

haydenfan – true maybe.. just a tad … but Natalie is doing the same thing as Shelly. She is saving and fighting for her alliance.. Natalie for her, Jessie and crew and Shelly for Jeff and Jordon.. At least it is something instead of sitting there and twiddling their thumbs..

Day Yum Yum

Anyone who says Jeff is a “floater” doesn’t know what a “floater” is!

BB4ME

And he wouldn’t won that HOH yesterday if they didn’t have the discount bin of HGs to compete against.

Nancy

Do u watch any of it? Dani started with the mistakes! Trying to backdoor her team early. Jeff had to act quickly to get people against her,without looking to bad in the process.He has been playing since the beginning.Listen more carefully when you watch. If he was a floating he would done be gone.

Boilermaker

I noticed something in the last couple seasons , The houseguests do not have and real conversaqtions with any True Intelligence to them , in the past the houseguests have spoken about “current events ” now I understand they are blacked out in the house but there are often things occuring before they go in which they have discussed and has shown a great deal about the person not the game player. i guess what iam saying is this for the last two years the houseguests have been nothing more then trained monkeys in a monkey house like at a zoo .. more interested in throwing poop at each other then trying to take something from the experience ..

well my vacation is almost over and It is back to the oil patch for me ( too bad I cant get the summer off to hang out with my girl *tolls eyes* ) and would like to take the time to thank Mr Simon and Mr dawg .. here at home I have the feeds but out at camp well it is OBB that keeps me updated .. THANK YOU GENTLEMEN KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK ..

Rockstar

Boilermaker – don’t be racist, you said black. Kalia will be calling Al Sharpton on you man.. Are you East or West coast Boilermaker? Canadian?

Anonymous

Kalie is a racist!!!!!!!!!!!!She told Adam last night that saying blackie was a bad word.I find this very funny.She also said BB needs to put more black people on the show too many white people.Whenever she startes to talk my husband turnes the sound down.

Jazz

They could have more people of color on the show. This is true. ….not just African Americans…but people of color period. …..but you can only cast who shows up….and probably not that many people of color show up.

Wow. Your husand turns the tv down when K talks.

….interesting.

Does he turn it down when Shelly is talking or Rachael is crying?

Rockstar

I thought you were white.. hmm. interesting

Stephie

Ahahaaaa I love rockstar

Rockstar

Why thanks Stephie, I love you too.. or did you mean the drink? I’m okay with that.. too many people loving me would give me a complex.

BoilerMaker

Yes Indeed heading to Edson alberta first .. to do some welding at the natural gas storage site there …and then up to one of the Oil sands projects to do some Tank building up there ..( not sure of which job the “hall” will send me to yet )

DR

If it were OZ ……
Wizard: Dani (win or lose!)
Tin man: Jeff (no heart)
Scarecrow: Shelly (name says it all)
Cowardly Lion: Adam (no balls)
Glinda (good witch): Porcha (??)
Wicked witch: Rachel (Nuff said!)
Dorothy: Jordon (had power (shoes) to return home all along & didn’t know it)
Toto: Kahlia (??)

DR

Simon & BB3ME – LMAO! Clearly I’m not up on all the new shows on TV! Thanks for throwing me that bone though Simon! Hahaha!

BB4ME

Yeah, the HBO prison series ‘Oz’

DR

Ah that explains it. We currently don’t get HBO at our home. The Wizard of Oz was a favourite with our kids when they were young. They dictated our TV viewing for their many years. C’est la vie! 😉

Scarecrow

I can’t even begin to tell you how much that hurts my pride…

mike.b

when is the pov comp?

BBlover

Kalia is so talented… she can either look like Opra or Buckwheat.

Chessie_K

i’m sure kalia’s witty bitty feelings are hurt now that her beloved JJ has put her on the block. that’s what she get for kissing their behinds,putting jeff on the block an cheering him on in the pov and blind loyalty to jordan. she tricked up her own HOH and evicted her own alliance member because she loves jordan. NEWSFLASH: Jordan doesn’t love you and can’t stand you. You were cast only to help JJ win. Now try your best to win Pov and learn your lesson. If not, ADIOS!! see you Sept 14

MATT

Do you think Dani will actually feel “comfortable” and not try 100% for the veto? Or do you think she realizes that their ultimate goal is to backdoor her? I will shit my pants if she throws that veto. Literally.

haydenfan

LOL to “literally”. I do not think she will throw it as she has already told KP that is they pull themselves off, she is going up. That and the fact that she knows the rest of the house is in an alliance so there are no other noms to put up. I do think she will win it but not sure if she will use it or not. The numbers are way against her and she may think she can earn points with JJ in case she needs to.

spicyhot

jeff is one jackass talkin bout he want shelly in the final 3 if shelly makes it final two just give the bitch the money already she kisses everybody’s ass she has to much friends in bb even though they know she’s a liar she’ll win over jj .. i dont know why these fools dont carry cry babby rachel final two they would win ….. jeff dont worry about final 3 if dani wins pov your gone i just hope she doesn’t win pov so brendon can greet her by the door lol

team brendon for life

SoCal Suks!

Jeff’s gonna make her dance for her dinner! ha! Dance Monkey Dance!!

lookingglass@msn.com

Just a note: “LIEING” is not a word. Come on people. Seriously?

Anonymous

Jeff needs to get Dani out this week, she is too good at tiddly winks, counting marbles, and using the word Denunzio.

(On a side note this game seriously needs to revamp the actual competition. Although it is kind of hilarious watching people scream about being competitors among floaters because they managed to win a bean bag toss.)

BLOOD needs to be involved, come on BB make it interesting, give Jeff a Gladius and Dani a pitchfork and a net for the finale. Lets see one of them gut the other one for the money.

Naids

Dear Simon,

Might you please tell me why you are banning all of my comments now?

With love,
Naids

Skulk

I think the clinical term is ‘spazzing’ 🙂

Naids

Dearest Skulk,

What is spazzing?

Stephie

This made me LITERALLY (drink) laugh out loud

MATT

Shit I just came to terms with the fact that there’s like a 17% chance that Daniele will win the veto and that’s the ONLY shot she has of staying.

The only thing I’m thinking is if Shelly wins the veto MAYBE she’ll tell J/J that she needs to look out for herself in tersm of jury votes (Dani would be pissed at her if she used it) and not use the veto and then Kalia is evicted? Shelly knows she’s in tight with J/J so I don’t think they would get too mad because someone from the other side still leaves. Just my thoughts, idk if it’s a possibility! Wishful thinking I think…

Chessie_K

if KPD dont win the veto, then the noms will remain the same won’t they

Tickling the Berries

Canadian, and I dislike the thought of a Canadian version of BB for some reason

Name

I like kalia she got to go ,she is in the wrong game