Big Brother 13 : Jeff: “These are the comps I can win instead of …. HOW MANY Q-TIP ARE IN THIS OLD LADIES EAR…. Dude what the f*ck dude” **updated**

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9:30pm Kalia and Dani dani thinks Kalia and Porsche will go up and they will try to backdoor dani. Dani says the other side has all the votes so whoever they want to go home will go home this week. Kalia mentions that the best case is if Dani wins POV and takes Kalia off the block.

Dani doesn’t think Brendon’s speech was rude.. she thought Brendon was trying to be funny. Kalia thought it was lame that Brendon used a line from a previous Big Brother.

Porsche comes in

Dani: “OH MY GOD one of us will be going to the jury house to see BRendon”
Porsche: ‘After what he said to me yesterday i’m not looking forward to it”

(Adam’s nipples were bleeding after the comp so he stuck hearts on them)

Adam comes joins them.. they start talking about Brendon not understanding how this game goes. Adam points out its bad game when you make yourself the biggest target and you’re Girl Friend (He corrects himself) “Sorry your Finacee” is running around making enemies with the house.. “That type of Game doesn’t get you very far”. Adam is shocked that Rachel is going back to giving everyone attitude. He comments that it didn’t take long. Dani says that Jeff winning the HOH didn’t help.

Rachel walks in asks about the beds. Porsche and Dani are taking their old beds back.. Rachel: “UHHH so I don’t get a bed” Kalia: “No theres still beds for everyone”

Adam jokes “come sleep in the old age home with Shelly and Me”



10:05pm POrsche and Kalia Kalia brings up that When her and Dani won their HOH’s they went out of their way to keep JJ safe.. She thinks that maybe that will have some berring on the nominations. Porsche isn’t sure.. she doesn’t know who else they would put up. Kalia agrees says in the end one of them 3 is going home thios week. Porsche points out they have had 3 weeks of power and only were able to get one of the other side out.

POrsche thinks that maybe they should go outside and be more social.. Kalia thinks they should but she’s too tired. Porsche brings up that she doesn’t want to go home until she wins at least one comp.


10:35pm Jeff, Adam and Shelly Kitchen Jeff is saying he knew he was going to win the HOH, He says he won because of his positive thinking and the fact he busted his ass during it. Jeff: “If I don’t capitilize on those types of comp then I better just go pack my bags” Shelly adds that JEff was waaaaaay ahead over eveyone else. Adam agrees says at one point he looked over and thought he didn’t have a chance. Jeff: “These are the comps I can win instead of …. HOW MANY Q-TIP ARE IN THIS OLD LADIES EAR…. Dude what the BLANK dude”

Jeff says at one point he inhaled a giant bubble. Adam heard that thought Jeff was puking. Jeff was just hacking. Adam says the hardest part was getting to the first half.. it felt like it took forever. Adam: “But you know what bothered me the most was those shoes.. damn tight”

Shelly thinks the shoes were suppose to be tight, she comments on how the entire house was really fighting for the HOH.



10:45pm Adam and Jeff Adam says their next goal is to get to final 6. He just glad that this time he’s not going up as the pawn. Adam says Jeff needs to put Dani straight up and not try to backdoor her because she’ll use the Ticket. Adam adds that Next week he’s going to win the HOH so Jeff is safe. Adam points out that next week is the last week they can backdoor people.

Adam: “You don’t want dani or Kalia to win the Veto”
JEff: “Yeah.. don’t worry you two are safe”
Shelly: “Uhh Don’t bother him right now about that”
(Jeff really didn’t want to talk to them about game, Shelly picked up on it but adam didn’t.. he kept bringing it up until Jeff left to take a BLANK)



11:00pm Dani, Adam and Shelly chit chat

11:15pm Jeff’s HOH room
Big Brother 13 Spoilers POLL CAST your VOTE!

11:22pm Kitchen Dani and KAlia Dani is telling Kalia she needs to relax a bit and not act so desperate. Porsche joins them.. Kalia brings up Brendon calling out floaters and how he said “Float” right to the end. She thinks he was implying Jordan. Porsche brings up that Shelly’s lips are attached to JJ asses again. Porsche: “You notice how Rachel is all friends with them again”

Shelly comes down into the kitchen from the HOH to grab some tea. Shelly says that Rachel is pissed at her right now… Shelly grabs her tea and heads back upstairs says she’s not going to put up with Rachel BLANK. (She then goes up stairs and tells rachel they need to forgive each other)

dani doesn’t think Jeff’s going is going to put her up int he beginning because she never put him up.. she hopes that means something to him. Kalia says if he doesn’t out Dani up and instead puts KP up then he’ll have the 3 of them playing in the veto.

11:30pm Hoh Shelly, Rachel, JJ Shelly wants whatever is going on between her and rachel to end. Shelly: “I save your ass last week and All i’ve gotten for that is backlash.. I spent hours last week trying to keep you safe.. People on the same team have to be looking out for each other”

Jeff thinks it’s all water under the bridge and they need to push forward. Shelly keeps on about it though tells Rachel she’s doesn’t deserve what Rachel is doing to her and the way Rachel is playing the game isn’t helpful to their team. Rachel doesn’t say much.. at one point she said that she never talks about Shelly to other people anymore.

Shelly heads downstairs

Rachel asks them what they are thinking about doing. Jordan says something like.. “they” will pick them all off one by one if they don’t all band together now. (This is hilarious because i’s Jordan’s standard line she’s been saying since week one)
Jeff says he has no idea who he’s putting up.
Jeff: “If you put up POrsche and Kalia and Dani wins veto will she take one of them off the block”
rachel thinks she will.
Jeff: “What happens if I put up rachel and Shelly decides this is a good time to get you out.. or how about I put up Shelly and you flip ojn us and take Shelly out”
Rachel swears she will no every turn on JJ.
Jeff thinks he’ll put up Kalia but the other person he’s not sure about yet
Rachel says that Porsche is very strong in physical comps they should get her out. Jordan thinks they should get Kalia out because she good at mental comps.

Jeff: “What the BLANK how do you know how good they are going to do”
Jordan Suggests they put up Kalia and dani so if Dani wins POV she’ll pull herself off and Leave. Rachel thinks that getting rid of Dani is the best thing. Jordan thinks getting any of the 3 Girls out is good because the girls are against them. Jeff says he already has a crew JJSAR .

11:57pm Jordan and Jeff Jordan says that Shelly has been lying to everyone in the house and she’s been doing that to cover all her angles. Jordan thinks shelly does lie and says stuff around the house but she’s 100% on their side. Jordan thinks they should put Dani up and tell her she’s the pawn but really the target.

12:01AM Adam come up to the HOH tells them put up Dani and Kalia should go up (He’s been pushing this onto Jeff a couple times now)

Adam’s main concern is if POrsche and Kalia are up on the block and Dani wins the Veto to take Kalia down one of their own goes up against Porsche.
Jeff: “We’ll then Porsche goes home”
Adam: “dani is the biggest threat on that Side”

( Nominations Tomorrow .. maybe have nots as well )

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257 Comments

  • Rachel Sucks says:

    all i know is Dani looked AMAZING tonight.


    • mike.b says:

      I agree, she’s soo hot!


      • lemonicewater says:

        She needs a hard spanking


      • jordeff says:

        Really people? I think Jordan looked better in her humiliated than dani did. I must say that I thought dani looked good at the POV ceremony though. Let’s keep clothes on her cause she looks horrible in her bikini. Eat a cheeseburger skeletore!


    • A Nono Moose says:

      Concur


    • DR says:

      She always looks good. A natural beauty.


      • Sup says:

        haha last time I said dani was beautiful on here 10 people jumped on me saying that she was a skeleton lawn gnome.where were you guys to support me back then


        • RV says:

          She’s a skank, and she dresses like a clown.


        • UNKNOWN says:

          all the ‘Jordans’ out there hate it when Dani gets compliments


          • Jordeff says:

            What do you mean by “all the ‘Jordans’ out there”? And I don’t hate it when she gets compliments, I just don’t understand when people are saying she’s the most beautiful in the house when there were definitely a few better. I thought she looked good when she first walked into the house, but I hated her since her season and in this season, which makes me look at her differently.


    • BBGrandma says:

      Dani does look very pretty tonight.


    • Kaytlyn says:

      YES SHE DID! She is so beautiful.


    • meggy says:

      Jeff is hot


    • Jennybee says:

      I love her clothes! Wish I knew where she got some of them.


    • dsm says:

      Amasing with clown llips great for a circus


    • Sam says:

      Rachael looks like she is on some serious meds during afterdark. I’m thinking Xanax or klonopin. Part of my job is to monitor patients side effects from medications. Has anybody else noticed this? I’m really thinking she has a personality disorder, specifically borderline personality disorder. If she is on a benzodiazepin and suffering from a personality disorder I think it’s very irresponsible of BB to keep her in the house. She may end up killing herself or somebody else after the show.


      • Stephie says:

        Bet you are an MHT.


      • Booty Booty says:

        i agree. Spot on. The dr. there must be supplying her with meds. We thought she looked medicated on BBAD too. Like I said before, brendon saif she suffered post traumatic stress disorder after her last stay in the BB house. If that is the case, and I could see that happening especially when one has such a misconstrued vision of themselves, why on earth would her family OR fiancé let her go back in?


    • DrWill/BostonRobfan says:

      I really hope Dani stays. She has made this season entertaining.


    • Mr. Reality says:

      Dani has moved in to “My top 5″. Too bad she crushes on everybody, though.


  • cynicalsteph says:

    I have not watched the feed much this week…..Why did Shelly take Rachel stuffed animal? (She would go batshit if someone took hers.) Did anyone hear her daughter berate her for lying on the live show tonight? She & her hypocritical self make me ill.


  • Anonymous says:

    I’d actually feel sorry for next week’s evictee if other one evicted is rachel. a week alone in jury house with BR screwing everywhere? no thanks


    • Nonya says:

      It double eviction next week.


    • John says:

      I’m predicting Dani gets knocked out next followed by Jeff.

      It’s going to be Jordan, Shelly and Rachel vs Kalia and Porsche next week.

      It could have been a lot different if Danni did not play so stupidly imo.


  • bigbrotherlover23 says:

    Oh my gosh!! Kalia’s eviction message might not have been a smart move but it made me laugh so hard!!!! The look on her face and Brendon’s was hilarious!


  • Anonymous says:

    What happened to Adams nipples???!!!


  • Team DANI !!! says:

    dani is probably one of the hottest reality tv chicks ive seen in awhile. her attitude makes her 10 times better too. total catch. team dani all the way


  • naids says:

    And Adam did not. Why oh why must there be any pics of Adam? Does he actually have fans that want to see what he looks like?


  • JjLover says:

    Hey y’all what was brendons good bye speech?


  • JjLover says:

    Hey y’all what was brendons good bye speech. I really want to know.


  • Aqua Bernie says:

    Did anyone notice Rachel barely had any suds in her lane? I was thinking oh shit it’s a set up for her to win. But good going Jeff! Finally!


    • mahrgan says:

      Yes! I was thinking the same thing!


    • ShutDFUp says:

      Of course, I knew someone would mentioned that but you have to keep in mind she wasn’t the only one with a small amount of suds.. i.e. Shelly and Kalia… had she had won people would have definitely be screaming that BB was rigged… it’s actually quite comical really

      Actually curious if they affected the game of the players positively or negatively considering that they were dropped from Porsche’s lane and matriculated to the others… and Porsche still did considerably well..


      • Aqua Bernie says:

        They were also at the top at the end I think Jeff just pulled it through.


        • Not a PHD student says:

          What, bag of rocks Jordan wasn’t able to pull this one out. All she had to do was walk and breath. She didn’t have to really on her ughhh head!!


    • Kasi says:

      No kidding and they came straight down on Jordan and her humilatard.


  • Olivia says:

    I’ve been saying I have a feeling kalia is gonna be the next to go and now that Jeff is hoh this basically confirms it. Dani and Porsche aren’t going anywhere and I see porsche making it far.

    Btw kalia strikes me as one of those people who don’t know when to shut up. Like she says stuff when she’s not supposed to. One of those people who will let the cat out of the bag real quick and I can see dani is starting to get annoyed with her


  • R.J says:

    Surprise Rachel is the last one to leave the HOH again…


  • Brad says:

    Rachel is already kissing Jeffs ass


    • BBGrandma says:

      Looks like she is in the fold again, tho. She is safe this week apparently. Shelly made it easier for her, too. She does love JJ and will do as they say and be nice to Rachel for the team.


  • Paul says:

    “Jeff is saying he knew he was going to win the HOH”

    Yeah BB knew it too. They made that comp for Jeff.


    • Anonymous says:

      He ment he went in with a positive attitude and got positive results… No that he actually knew


    • Nichole says:

      I overheard Jordan say on A.D. that they had a comp like tonights HOH on her and Jeff’s season. I thought that was unfair that both Jeff and Jordan had an advantage, so it is like they set it up for one of them to win. Also side note…. can’t stand Shelly. I believe she shouldn’t win. After seeing her house on the show tonight pissed me off. She looks like she’s doing well and doesn’t need that money! I’m still team Dani although this week isn’t looking good.


      • Kasi says:

        There has been similar competitions on a number of big brothers


        • Mico says:

          Jeff won this competition in his season. Instead of soap and bubbles it was hot chocolate and whipped cream.


          • Christina says:

            Lol. No he didn’t. He didn’t even get to play that one on his season. He was the previous HOH. He sat on the sidelines saying “I wish I was doing this, I know I would kill it”. They do a form of that comp. about every season. He had no more advantage than anyone else. He won because he wanted it badly, and didn’t give up.


          • BB says:

            pretty sure Kevin won that HOH and that was the week he evicted Jeff.


    • BB4ME says:

      Pretty much. I’m guessing the next competition is for Jordan to win and it’ll be something taking a box of Crayons and drawing a picture of herself quicker than anyone else and she’ll win.


  • al says:

    See dani didn’t think brendon’s speech was rude neither should you. He was trying to lighten the mood and dani did refer to him as the zombie that wont die im not sure how brendons was rude and hers wasn’t then speaking objectively. Both were attempting to be funny on the spot so it seemed awkward is all.


  • Heather says:

    I don’t think the competition was rigged but at the beginning I predicted Jeff would win because he’s just simply more athletic than the rest and he did


  • Draya says:

    OK JEFF!!!!!!! Yay for u! Now put up Dani and Kalia, if Dani wins she veto’s herself and you put up Porsche and send team dark side back where they came from! Muahaahahaha <3


  • Anonymous says:

    Lmfao at people calling Dani hot she looks like those whoville people in the grinch. Not hot at all, in fact fugly.


  • Stacey says:

    Okay how awkward is Boy George. When Jeff got his HOH room and she sat there not talking and just waiting for everyone kissing his ass to leave so she could try and bond with him. She’s so creepy!!


    • Sonya says:

      I can see you are a Rachel hater, but I think you’re reaching here. She, just like everyone else in the house, will be kissing JJ’s ass this week. It’s the game. However, I think Rachel is actually safe this week. It is Dani that needs to be kissing ass.


      • donnaj says:

        agreed!!!

        hey did anyone fall? it looked like to me they were all wearing ballet shoes…


      • donnaj says:

        i was surprised how cute dani looked. with her hair parted on the side and wearing make up made her look not so harsh.

        now her veto thing she won means she gets to play veto game and not take herself off the block – is that correct????


        • JulienOK says:

          Her veto award means that if she isnt on the block and she isnt selected to play, she can use it to play for the veto, possibly win and can take someone else off the block and make herself safe too. She wont automatically get the veto if she uses it. If she is on the block, then she wont need to use it, she gets to play anyway.


  • lemonicewater says:

    Dani needs a hard spanking.


  • Aqua Bernie says:

    Surprise Kahlia ate something from the HOH room, she’ll probably be sad this just because she can’t eat all of Jeff’s food. Hell she kept inventory of Dani’s food!


  • Alas says:

    Why are some of you thinking Rachel is going to be nominated for eviction. Jeff is not going to waste his HOH on Porshe as well or take out Rachel. He has better things to do and that is to target Dani and if that doesn’t work get rid of Kalia. He knows that Dani is running the other team and he is going to try and get rid of their leader. That is only common sense!


    • DayByDay says:

      …idk, he did whisper to Dani that she was absolutely safe right after he won HOH. I hope he puts Dani up, that would be the smartest move since she has that ticket. But idk.

      Either way this is a great week! Jeff can try to bring Rachel back to his side just in time for next week’s double eviction. I’m glad Jeff won. He’s hilarious. Jordan needs to hurry up and win something though lol, instead of all of those excuses she’s making. It’ll be cool if she makes final 2 again. I disagree w/ ppl who say that she can’t win again. If she goes up against an Adam or Porsche or Kalia in F2 (which I admit would be the worst F2 ever) she could totally win.

      And Shelly’s daughter is adorable.

      “She really needs to stop lying!” “Oh, shut up Rachel” LMAO.


      • Patrizio says:

        As much as I’m inclined to dislike any issue from Shelly, that little girl is seriously cute, and very smart. While watching the segment on Shelly’s family/phone call, I got the impression that it was all about damage control of her reputation. They only showed the child in profile before, which I thought was smart of them, but when Shelly starts to nut out; suddenly they roll out the kid to make a cute admonishment of her Mom’s lying? I really don’t think that anyone would take the chance of Shelly to final three. Her eviction speech was excellent, if I only watched network, I would think, what a gracious, articulate lady. Seeing her in action though on BBAD, I have the opposite opinion of her-she’s just a snake. When she said that if the comp was creating, implementing, and realizing revenue from a business plan-she would win? Offers Jeff a job? She is obnoxious on so many levels. Why is she even there?


        • BB4ME says:

          You and I are of the same accord. I,however, remain split on allowing an 8 y/o to see her mother on a show such as this. I’m hoping the child only watches the show on network tv and not the live feeds nor the BBAD.

          Shelly is articulate and probably somewhat of a decent person but, like all people, she has some questionable traits. I can’t believe that it only exists within the BB House. People don’t just naturally alter their behavior so drastically to compete for a mere $500K (particularly someone like Shelly who has all the obvious trappings of an upper middle class life).


    • Sonya says:

      So true. As Brendon would say, it’s not rocket science. Believe me, Jeff is not putting Rachel on the block. His target is Dani for sure.


  • CMW says:

    Rachel & shelly are about to go at it in the hoh room this will be good


    • BBGrandma says:

      Nope, they are nice nice. They are on the same team. Rachel won’t leave the room. She wants to get into their game and find out who is going up. Again, I think Rachel is safe this week.


    • Sonya says:

      It’s really just Shelly mouthing off. Rachel was actually mature and didn’t say anything. I think Jeff is getting tired of Shelly. He just went off about the speech she gave during the live show. Apparently, he didn’t like her thanking DKP for sitting outside her door while she was in isolation. Of course, Jordan thinks Shelly is a saint. I think there will be future discussions between JJ regarding Shelly as an alliance member.


  • Anonymous says:

    Dani has giant horse teeth and her nostrils show too much. Plus she looks like her dad. How is that hot???

    She annoys me cause she thinks that she’s such a great player. Get over yourself. She looks like skelator haha


    • whatutalkinaboutwillis says:

      She probably annoys you because she is a good player.


    • whatutalkinaboutwillis says:

      Anyone else think Jeff could get screwed by this Double Eviction he has no clue about.

      He can’t play in the HOH and has to count on Shelly, Jordan, and Adam. Not good.

      If one of DKP wins on Thurs, he could follow the person he evicted right out the door.


      • DayByDay says:

        Well, yeah but he was going to be totally screwed if he hadn’t won HOH this week because DKP really wanted him out. Now he can take one of them out and lessen the chance of that alliance winning. Plus, he can bring Rachel to his side to ensure if she wins HOH next she won’t put him up. And there’s still POV as always. So…he’s not any more screwed than he has been for the past couple of weeks lol.


        • whatutalkinaboutwillis says:

          It will be two of DKP vs Adam (and maybe Rachel). Jordan and Shelly are 100% worthless.

          I am worried for Jeff. He could be in exactly Dani’s position this week. He might have to win pov to stay in the house.


          • DayByDay says:

            Yeah, it’s important for him to get rid of Danielle. It’ll weaken Kalia and Porsche. But I’m thinking, he MAY be able to get Porsche on his side if he manipulates her a bit because Kalia and Danielle are already planning to throw her under the bus. It would be great if he could.


    • RV says:

      Skelator, how about Skanklator


    • murke says:

      Hater


    • DrWill/BostonRobfan says:

      Anonymous either needs glasses or a HD television.


  • CMW says:

    I’m shocked rachel did not go at shelly for trying to call her out in front of jj


    • Sonya says:

      I know, I was too. Maybe Rachel is maturing before our very eyes. I think by her being silent, it made Shelly even more like an idiot. Even Jeff took up for Rachel a little bit when Shelly was talking.


      • karenp says:

        Rachel doesn’t have her ‘man’ tell everyone that she is telling the truth. “Brenden tell them I am telling the truth”…”Brenden tell them I am not lying.” Wish she would pull her lower lip over her head & swallow herself. “Boo hoo, Brenden they are all picking on me…they are so mean to me..boo hoo” Shut the heck up!