Big Brother 12 Spoilers – Monet is Going Home and Enzo Describes his FANGS and Massive Balls


Watch Big Brother 12 on SuperPass!


Big Brother 12 Spoilers


10:37pm HOH Kathy, Brendon and Rachel (kathy says YOU KNOW more times than anything else.. I will leave YOU KNOW out… this will be a short post) kathy walks in tells them it smell like sex in the HOH room. She sites beside them and starts talking about all this soul searching she’s been doing and how she’s come to a decision. Kathy says she still thinks Monet will be going home but she will be voting for Monet to stay. kathy calls this a protest to matt’s actions this week. She goes on about Monet having learnt a valuable life lesson this week and Now it’s matt’s turn. She proceeds to list off all the things Matt did that has been talked about for the past 2 days. Kathy says that Matt went against her Morals and this has caused some serious issues with her. Kathy brings up again how upset she is that Matt said he was going to go after Brendon and Rachel, “you two are my good friends in the house” She calls what Matt did to Monet Cruel … Kathy “yes, Monet won the money and those 2 girls acted like silly girls but what Matt did to me was crueler than what monet did. Rachel says that it doesn’t matter nobody likes matt he’s going up next week for sure.. We all know we can’t trust him. Brendon chimes in that He wants Matt gone to but he agrees with Rachel Matts days are numbered. (while this goes on Matts in the palm room having a blast with the other houseguests)

Big Brother 12 Spoilers

11:00 Andrew and Kristen in taj Andrew tells Kristen that he is voting to send Monet home, He doesn’t feel bad because she’s won a lot money so far. He blames Monet going home on her being so quiet to people and not really trying to get to know anyone. Kristeb thinks they need to watch out for matt.

 
Big Brother 12 Spoilers

11:30pm Palm Room Enzo, Monet, Hayden, Matt, Brit, Lane (now this is funny flash back it starts at 11:28pm cam 3 and 4)

There talking about aliens and whether or not they exist.. Enzo is a strong supporter for the existence of aliens.. Lane doesn’t think they exist. Enzo tells Lane “Ya theres nothing out there amongst the hundred million gazillion things that are out there”… “whats a matter with you”.

Lane and Hayden both think you should just live your life and stop worrying about aliens.. Enzo gets up and says “I want to be abducted by an alien” Brit is laughing “enzo you would be the worst representative for the human race”.

Matt: “They would probe his colon and be like what the fuck is wrong with these people”
Enzo laughing “they would be like drop this guy off”
Matt: “with grenades in his ass”
brit starts wondering how they would look.. she’s thinking they may look like us. Enzo says no they don’t there little and grey with no private parts. Hayden asks him how does he know that..
Enzo: “I know I know”.. “they have no private parts they telepathically mate”…”they look at you and impregnate you.. you know for those 3 seconds in their heads it feels good…Even guys get knocked up”
Enzo is a Alien expert. They all start asking him questions about aliens he answers them all with detail.. Brit laughs “Science according to enzo”. Lane asks if anyone thinks theres a planet of the apes.. everyone jumps on him saying that a planet of apes is made up and fake. Enzo “come on you know Marky Marky? is that the hero you want to be saved by cmon” (funny shit man Enzo has completely lost it)

They start talking about Enzo’s shaveing

Monet: “Did you get more hair as you got older
Enzo : “ya shit man” I’m Italian too we’re harry yo…”if I win HOH someone will have to do my back”
Brit asks if enzo has shaved his p*bes today.
Enzo “ya i shaved the top ”
brit “how did that go ”
enzo ” pretty good ”
Brit ” if you stopped shaving your pubes would you have a HUGE BUSH ”
Enzo “Proabably … ya with a little afro puff.. just chillin ”
brit “does your wife like it ”
enzo “she likes it when i’m nice and manicured nice everythign is trimmed up to par”
Lane “you put a litte hitler stash down there ”
enzo “no… i do what I call the fangs.. I keep the side straight up.. but the top of it is shaved nice. but the side of it are sharp.”
Watch all drama on FLASHBACK! FREE 3 Day Trial
Enzo now points to his chin tells lane “you know that thing you have over here you know that little dick you have over here that is what it looks like on the side of my shit”
Brit “I don’t get it what do you mean ”
enzo: “look at that little chin thing lane has that is whats on the side of my shit I call it the fang..”
brit “what ont he sides on the balls ”
enzo “ya well no on the sides of my shit and on the top it’s trimmed nice.. everythign is trim there just not the fangs”
Enzo using his hands to describe his pu*es saying that he leaves a little somthing on the side its too hard for him to shave off.
Enzo basically its a big butt cut
Matt says he trims his area and then he bics the balls.. enzo says he doesn’t do that kind of shit, he’s too scared becuase he has such big balls his balls make his d**k look small…. he goes on about how big his balls are, “My balls are like 2 big cysts”.

Tags:

Liked this Post? Share it

Pin It

Never miss a SPOILER!

Subscribe to Daily Email spoiler alerts. (No spam, we promise)

More Spoilers you Might Like

9 Comments For this Post

  • eripaul says:
    1

    Simon, I cracked up reading the ‘you know’ part of this… Kathy’s ‘you knows’ nearly gave me a seizure last night, LOL! It was as bad as Rachel’s ‘likes’, and I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that!:)


      Reply
  • ILL WILL says:
    2

    im hoping more and more they do send monet home then watch matt gun for brachel like he’s TOLD them to their face, and ain they will be whining thet they should have kept monet like the other side was whining they should have kept annie HAHAHA


      Reply
  • Jeff says:
    3

    Matt’s staying, but it will be close….5-4….or Brendon vote makes it 6-3…..LOL @ Enzo…..Enzo and Brit keeps the entertainment element alive amongst this cast….


      Reply
  • carol says:
    4

    I LUV ENZO. HE S GROSS BUT SO FUNNY IN A CLEVER WAY….HIS BANTERING WITH BRIT IS PRICELESS. I CAN SEE HIM MORE THEN ANY OF THEM GETTING A REALITY SHOW. IF THOSE NJ BEACH BIMBOS ARE GETTING 30 GRAND AN EPISODE WHY NOT ENZO..


      Reply
  • Alissa says:
    5

    Ok, I’m not a prude by all means but Enzo talking about how he shaves his area is just gross! LOL


      Reply
  • Alissa says:
    6

    I hope Matt wins HOH, puts Brendon & Kathy up & backs door Rachel. Kathy is an annoying idiot! Usually I have love for the older contestants but not this one at all.


      Reply

      Simon

      6.1
      July 22, 2010 at 11:23 am

      Me to I always like the older players, Sheila, Dick, Jerry, and the bannana man… but this kathy … well YOU KNOW


        Reply

      • Alissa says:
        6.1.1

        Yeah, what were they thinking with her. Ugh, I fast forward when she’s on BBAD. She’s going to drop so fast off the endurance comp unless it’s one where she can lay down! I really hope she doesn’t float through because she’s viewed as and is so weak.


          Reply
  • jay says:
    7

    she was out before she start look at who she is


      Reply


 
 

Leave a comment

subscribe to these comments via RSS.

Your Name: Website: