Katie Heath of Venus Zine recently wrote about her experience at a Big Brother 10 Audition this excerpt is from the site Venus Zine.

Was I nervous? I?m delighted to say ?No.? In fact this cultural studies major was having a riot watching the nerves and hackles on everyone there. When I was finally pulled to a private table for my question-and-answer segment, my dude-bro accomplice warned me that my interviewer was ?super drunk.? I was in good company! The next five minutes went painfully like this:

Interviewer: ?What do you do??
Me: ?I?m a writer ? a fashion writer.? (I bluffed, so what?)
Interviewer: ?Why do you want to be on Big Brother??
I started geeking out. Which I?m sure is adorable and good when in the company of my friends, but certainly not ?cool? or ?hot? in a coed jacuzzi sort of way.
Me: ?For my mom. Once she quit smoking after 30 years, she got really into reality TV. It all started when we got her TiVo for Christmas. It was a terrible idea. Now she watches reality television as much as she used to smoke and I think she?d really get a kick out of ??
She cut me off. Took a big bite of her fish taco and said,
Interviewer: ?When was the last time you cried??
Me: (I snorted loudly) ?Last night!?
Interviewer: ?Why??
Me: ?I was thinking about my mom??
Interviewer: ?Why would you be good on Big Brother??
Me: ?I?m really good at lying!?
Interviewer: ?OK, what was the last lie you told??
Me: ?Oh sometimes I make up stories! And they?re not true but I tell them to my friends like they are true! It?s great fun. But of course I eventually tell them because I end up feeling guilty??
Interviewer: ?OK. Any questions for me??
Me: ?Nope, but your food looks good??

Apparently they?ll call me if I?m selected sometime in June. I?m not losing sleep over it, but I do think about it from time to time. To be honest, I don?t know how interesting a tipsy mama?s girl will be in a land of bug-eating and adulterous slumber parties, but we?ll see.

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