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“Ok, I have gotten a few of these since BB8, but this one takes the cake…

I won’t even put commentary in this anywhere, I will just let the letters speak for themselves….

This guy has been saying for months that he will be on BB10, but his lack of tarded letters in my box and the out of the blue letter with nothing but 3 YouTube clips leads me to believe that this poop stain really is going to be in the cast for BB10. And yes, I am serious, this is not some bullshit story I am telling you. I think this guy who calls himself The Silver Skidmark or some shit like that, is still in the final running to be cast on BB10.

If this jerkoff moron is on BB10, I have just given up hope of ever having another half way decent season to watch.

And to Robyn Kass, the Big Brother Casting Director
(and one of my favorite people in the world…)

Robyn,
If you really did cast this knob (with a walnut for a brain, and the personality that is a cross between your friendly neighborhood child molesting ice cream man and a character on the Sopranos…… There was “Big Pussy”, and “Little Pussy”, this guy is “Smelly Pussy”….) I will have to stop being your friend. I will come by your house and be mean to your dog everyday while you are at work (I will even replace his poop with my poop as part of your punishment…) And I will call you five times a day asking where my Viking Helmet is. I will spread rumors all over Hollywood that you are dating Skreetch because of his dick size and add that you wear granny panties.

Well, Ladies & Gentlemen….
I present to you…..
Your first look at a HouseGuest from the upcoming season of Big Brother 10…
Self proclaimed
(in your mind you have to make this part sound like Michael Buffer, the famous boxing announcer is saying it, Skidmark would want it that way….)
The Number Asshole in the World…..

The Silverrrrrrrrrr Skiiiiidddddmaaaarrrrkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!”

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